Resurrected Classic Spam

Bill Farnham

13 years ago

Everytime I get those I forward them to my Dad.

It's not my fault...

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AFI

13 years ago

Have you ever seen that site, "Spamusement"? It's hilarious. The guy draws cartoons from actual spam emails that he's received. Some of them crack me up!

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MWZ81 13 years ago

I've been getting a few of those lately as well.

One actually made me laugh......

Title: Your girl left you for me....

clicked it for the hell of it..... to find a ad/picture to something I didn't want to see, especially after just waking up. Kinda ruined my day really, but was funny in retrospect.
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- R Hagel 13 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by MWZ81
  
  ... to find a ad/picture to something I didn't want to see, especially after just waking up. Kinda ruined my day really...
  
  Note to self: Spam people in the evenings.
  
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Matt Bard

13 years ago

Becky, it took me a minute to realize it was you. The new avatar.

Once I read your post though, couldn't mistake that humor

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R Hagel 13 years ago

Originally Posted by Matt Maiden

Becky, it took me a minute to realize it was you. The new avatar.

The old avatar was getting a bit dated (maybe about five years old), so I thought it was time for a change. Until I take a more recent pic of myself, Eddie the poodle will have to do.

Once I read your post though, couldn't mistake that humor

Humor? What humor?

Cheers,
Becky
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bigbrian76

13 years ago

Originally Posted by E. Brian Rose

After years of thinking that I was ok, I am once again being told by the spammers that my thing is too small. My spam box is filled with the solution for a larger member.

Perhaps the shrinkage of sales in their last wave of campaigns is gaining new arousal and the competition is less stiff.

BWAHAHAHAHAA!! =)

That's by far more entertaining than the most recent email trying to convince me that size solves all problems.....

BTW.....sent you a PM last week.....did you happen to get it?

Brian

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WD Mino

13 years ago

HAHAHAHA thanks E I needed a laugh. What a lot of these mails I get 'all of a sudden" And the titles-Oh my God LOL Never ceases to amaze me how far people go to grab a buck
I loved your opening. Once again I am being told. -LOL that is some funny stuff right there
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Riz

13 years ago

Originally Posted by E. Brian Rose

After years of thinking that I was ok, I am once again being told by the spammers that my thing is too small. My spam box is filled with the solution for a larger member.

Perhaps the shrinkage of sales in their last wave of campaigns is gaining new arousal and the competition is less stiff.

That line just had me is stitches.

Needed a laugh tonight after a hard day at the office on a SATURDAY!!!

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paulie888

13 years ago

So true, it's been a while since they were randomly sending them out. I'm sure they're sending these out to females too, perhaps with the hope that they'll persuade their boyfriends and husbands to become larger. They're definitely trying to make everyone think that 8 inches is the new "normal" size....

Paul

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Colin Palfrey

13 years ago

I am glad it's not just me getting them.

I was starting to think my wife had signed me up for something!

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Colin Palfrey

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randyman

13 years ago

lol. I wonder what they come up next. bigger isn't always better, but your girlfriend disagree

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rrm

13 years ago

Originally Posted by E. Brian Rose

After years of thinking that I was ok, I am once again being told by the spammers that my thing is too small. My spam box is filled with the solution for a larger member.

Perhaps the shrinkage of sales in their last wave of campaigns is gaining new arousal and the competition is less stiff.

I love this guy!

And without using any smilies, you'd scan right over it and miss the double entendres.

(Ladies, please go away for a few moments. This is MEN talk here. You wouldn't be interested.)

Ladies gone yet?

Good.

Let's just face the truth, shall we, EBR? You are NOT ok. I am not ok. None of us guys are ok. The spammers already know this. Somehow, some way, they already know our... 'deficits' in that area. Since the best endowed of men get this junk email, I guess they believe we all want to be hung like a friggen horse.

Can you imagine what kinds of problems this would cause? Well, no, I won't list them here. Just use your imagination.

I just wish there was a way to spam the spammers. Or put a hex on them. I would wish their male parts would shrivel up and disappear. Then they would beg for the micro parts they think we've got.

I just had a thought. One of the few I've had today. I'm not working on business. Instead, I'm still cracking up over EBR's comment!

Ron

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jasonmorgan

13 years ago

My thing and I feel so left out... no enhancements spam.

I do however have a couple of gurus who feel the need to email me every other day with something so amazing I can't afford to pass it up.

You'd think they'd realize that user "You Site Sucks" wasn't really interested in their newsletter and only wanted a freebie. So please Mr Guru, take me, aka "Your Site Sucks" off your list.

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