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Strange Blog Comments

by infomaniacs
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I have my blog comments set so that I have to approve them before they are posted, lol, I get some funny ones which end up in the trash, but none quite like this one I received today:

I love it! the colours work so well together, and the form really improves on his/her’s previous work. The use of goats testicles is really quite innovative!
#blog #comments #strange
  • Profile picture of the author christopher jon
    you've made me lol

    It's a slow build-up but the pay-off was worth it. Hey, at least the spammer has a sense of humor.
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  • Profile picture of the author infomaniacs
    yeh, cracked me up when I read it. Gotta love a sense of humour
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  • Profile picture of the author cheaterscode
    hahaha, if I were you, I will approve that comments, it can give big smile for everyone
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  • Profile picture of the author susiem
    Wow, thats the first spammers comment i have seen that really had a way with words, got a big laugh out of that one.
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  • Profile picture of the author KhirRahman
    The spammer is quite creative.
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  • Profile picture of the author infomaniacs
    I wonder if I post funny comments on blogs if there is more chance they will be posted? Has worked for this comedian, I have approved it and replied
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  • Profile picture of the author christopher jon
    A little humor never hurts.
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  • Profile picture of the author rahulbatra
    These are all spammers who are greedy for getting backlinks. But this one was the smart and funny spammer.
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  • Profile picture of the author jushuaburnham
    Its a LOL. I think if you approve that one the could be the best comment I guess, make every reader LOL.
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  • Profile picture of the author paul wolfe
    Wow - how would you use goats testicles in an innovative way? The mind boggles. That is a great piece of spam....love it.
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  • Profile picture of the author tpw
    This is what happens when small businesses hire $2 an hour SEO "specialists", and I use that term loosely, to do link building for them.
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    • Profile picture of the author markowe
      Funny, but it still gets deleted off MY blogs. My spam policy is zero tolerance. If you hang around here but user xrumer and the like, well, you might be a warrior but you ain't no friend of mine.

      Originally Posted by tpw View Post

      This is what happens when small businesses hire $2 an hour SEO "specialists", and I use that term loosely, to do link building for them.
      Yeah, I see that a lot. If I see that the business seems reputable I sometimes drop them an email and say hey, do you know that your 'SEO agency' is sullying your reputation? Not too many replies though...
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  • Profile picture of the author Dennis Gaskill
    What? Doesn't everyone use goat testicles in innovative ways?
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  • Profile picture of the author tht222
    Now that the secret is out everybody will start using goats testicles on their sites ;(
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  • Profile picture of the author tonis
    My site get hundreds of spamm comments every day... when i implented captcha to the comments then i got rid of the spam comments.
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  • Profile picture of the author rypher21
    that was good comment out of the post well its humorous lol
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  • Profile picture of the author asimbawany
    I love it! the spammy words work so well together, and the form really improves on his/her’s previous work. The use of goats testicles to get the spam comment approved is really quite innovative!

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  • Profile picture of the author theconsultantseo
    lol. thats funny
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  • Profile picture of the author Sachine
    he he... looks like some idiot is learning Xrumer blast spam...
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      • Profile picture of the author PatriciaJ
        Originally Posted by infomaniacs View Post

        I have my blog comments set so that I have to approve them before they are posted, lol, I get some funny ones which end up in the trash, but none quite like this one I received today:
        That's a classic. Maybe the poster has been watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here. I would remove their link before approving and add my own comment to it.

        Originally Posted by pradiprg View Post

        If number of such comments increases, then you need to take some action to avoid it.
        Unfortunately the only way I've managed to stop it has been disabling comments on some of my blogs and funny enough if you check the spammers links out a lot of them have turned their comments off, spammers getting fed up with being spammed I think
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  • Profile picture of the author PatriciaJ
    Ha ha I've just found it on one of my blogs. The plonker has linked to his profile on a computer forum that will surely get deleted if the owner gets spamming complaints
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  • Profile picture of the author BrianDowns
    I have seen some funny ones in the past also... like this one that was posted on a marketing mindset post of mine...

    "Great info on the topic, always craved to get one of these, but didn’t knew if it really worked like it should.
    Thnx"

    I wonder if these people even look at the post prior to the spam comment!!!
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  • Profile picture of the author Ashley Skuse
    3.8 cans of spam are consumed every second in the US - let's just hope they don't contain goats testicles...
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    • Profile picture of the author Diana Lane
      Originally Posted by Ashley Cooper View Post

      3.8 cans of spam are consumed every second in the US - let's just hope they don't contain goats testicles...
      It would not actually surprise me if they did.

      The OP has no idea what he's started in revealing his USP. I can already imagine php coders competing with each other to be the first to produce the first WordPress goats' testicles plugin, the WSO forum will be alive with threads with titles like 'Billy's Nads Got Me $1,457.83 In 24 Hours! Let ME Show You How!' and hillsides and farmyards will be populated with herds of goats with watering eyes and no tackle. Be afraid. Be very afraid
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  • Profile picture of the author cpalead
    Some of those comments are probably auto posted by people using some kind of a mass blog commenting software.

    I remember a few months back i installed wordpress on one of my websites, left it alone for about a month came back and had about 300 spam comments. Its pretty messed up and really annoying.
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  • Profile picture of the author lcookidl
    funny, keep it so others may read a spam that will make them LOL!!! hahaha
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  • Profile picture of the author Supernatural_fan
    omg...spamming in this case actually has a purpose, making me go crazy as my coffee went all over my t-shirt...too much laughing; but seriously now, it seems a lot less worse than the usual spam...i would actually allow such comments on my blog if i'd had such humorous pieces of "wisdom"
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    • Profile picture of the author PatriciaJ
      The same spammer left another funny comment on one of my blogs


      'When the hell you gonna get power dude, hit me up'

      Not as funny as the other comment but maybe he means I should use goats testicles to get power. If this spammer continues I might start looking forward to the comments
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  • Profile picture of the author jamjar919
    That NEEDS approval!
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  • Profile picture of the author gekko2.0
    That is to funny, I should start using it myself
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  • Profile picture of the author cpalead
    Lol - Nice one!
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  • Profile picture of the author Istvan Horvath
    Occasionally, when I get funny comments like that - I may approve them but, of course, I edit out their URL... (yeah, an evil move, LOL)
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  • Profile picture of the author TrishMullen
    Those are just so funny, here is my latest one. Something makes me think they're using some kind of 'comment spinner' but are so obviously choosing the wrong words to substitute - here it goes and if you can make sense of it, then my hat is off to you because I have no idea lol:

    I just guessed i’d write-up and let you know your blogging is advantageous for disclosed the handy secret.I seriously love your weblog.Perfectly, the write-up is in inescapable fact the most effective on this worth whilst subject. I concur together with your final thoughts and will consistently appear forward for your forthcoming updates. Absolutely saying thanks will not just be sufficient, for your outstanding lucidity inside your article writing. I will straight away capture your rss feed to remain updated of any updates.Honest function and a great deal accomplishment inside your function and small business tries.In any case maintain up the good efforts.Many thanks.

    See what I mean

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    • Profile picture of the author Richard Van
      Funny how the last post here was on the 23rd of December then cpalead thinks it'd be fun to backlink spam it with this highly ingenious, thought provoking and totally irrelevant comment, today...

      cpalead - Lol - Nice one!
      What a great comment. :rolleyes:
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