It's not going to cost you $13,587...
And not $4,877, nor $1,897 (though that would really be a steal!)...
It's only $987!
--Give me a break--
I'm not even saying it's not worth $987, or even
$13,587! (I doubt it, but that's a separate issue)
I just can't help but laugh at the silliness.
Of course, one may say "It works!"
Okay. You got me there