What's with the dumbass reviews on Amazon?

Eh I'm not sure if you guys read the reviews at all or if this is been posted before..

But all the reviews I'm reading on Amazon are completely retarded..

I made a thread earlier about promoting items that have a price tag of $10k+ (this could be the cause of the smartass reviews?)

So I'm browsing around.. ($10k+ items)

2 Reviews on a watch:

1. Best Watch I Have Ever Owned!! I was going to purchase a second watch but I did not want to pay another 9.95 in shipping.

2. When I was debating the purchase of this watch, I had three stringent requirements. 1: It had to shoot off a chakram like Xena that would decapitate my enemies on site. 2: It had to allow seamless travel to the netherworld. And 3: it had to keep accurate time.

After much debate, I went with this watch and not giving my children the much needed money for their community college education. The chakram (If I'm even spelling this right) does not deploy as expected. The travel to the netherworld is choppy, occasionally leaving me stranded there with Quetzalcoatl and Xolotl. And last but not least, it is very poor at keeping time. According to this watch, it is still 1985 when spending this much money on a watch was considered cool.

A review on a ring:

1. i bought my wife, since so rich, it is nice. I almost lost it but i found it on the floor and throw at her

etc. etc. etc.

They go on and on.. any point to this?