Who are the top female IMers?

John Romaine

14 years ago

Alexa Smith.

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x3xsolxdierx3x 14 years ago

Originally Posted by ramone_johnny

Alexa Smith.

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Was just about to write that.

I would highly recommend that everyone here leech on to what that female offers to this forum....and, free of charge, none the less.
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oldwarrioruser1 14 years ago

Originally Posted by ramone_johnny

Alexa Smith.

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Let me grab you a rag real quick to wipe up some of that drool....

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Lisa Gergets

14 years ago

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Biggy Fat

14 years ago

Off the very top of my head:

Angela Edwards (High PR link packets)
Sara Young (Amazon Affiliate)
PaulaC (Another Amazon Affiliate)
TiffanyDow (Squidoo Lens Flipper)
Suzanne (don't know how to spell her last name, but she's a site flipper)

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jasonmorgan

14 years ago

I've already called dibs on stalking female IM superstars... find your own niche, pervert

*just playin with ya

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Colin Palfrey

14 years ago

Originally Posted by John McEachern

Just curious - what plans have you got for them?

I really feel this should be answered!

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Alan Mc Donald 14 years ago

Kim Roche. Very clever marketer with a huge following.
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JOHN_RODRIGUEZ

14 years ago

If you asked me to name the top female IMers (in no particular order).... Tiff Dow, Maria Gudelis, Tina Williams Holly Cotter, Lisa Gergets, Kim Roach, Rachel Rofe, Jamie Mintun and Jenn Dize jump to mind.

And don't forget about: Amy Bass, Christy Knowlton, Edna Melendez, Jess Coolbaugh & Leanne King.

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Tina Williams

14 years ago

Originally Posted by JOHN_RODRIGUEZ

If you asked me to name the top female IMers (in no particular order).... Tiff Dow, Maria Gudelis, Tina Williams Holly Cotter, Lisa Gergets, Kim Roach, Rachel Rofe, Jamie Mintun and Jenn Dize jump to mind.

And don't forget about: Amy Bass, Christy Knowlton, Edna Melendez, Jess Coolbaugh & Leanne King.

John

Thanks so much for including me in this list John! I usually keep my IM stuff a bit quieter since I have such a big mouth in the Offline Consulting but just working on getting my 3 teens girls rocking making some $$$ online now--got love the online stuff--no clients to deal with!

I have to chime in here though and agree with Willie Crawford: Lynn Terry and Rosilind Gardner are top on my list with Kim Roach right up there (new product is awesome). Tiffany Dow and Nicole Dean are just great too!

These women know there stuff and do it with the KLT Factor front and center --that's why I have my girls even doing their programs!

Good luck with your project--will look for it when it comes out!

Tina, KLT Coach

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Ashley Wright

14 years ago

Kim Roach has to have a shout in my books personally...

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Lisa Gergets

14 years ago

I'd have to second Amy Bass. Also, Tina Golden and Leslie Bogaerts.

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sellerscompanion 14 years ago

LOL... It's ok, I am not stalking anyone (especially since I am a female too). I am putting together some information and wanted to do a few interviews. Already have some set up, but was looking for more ideas that I might have missed.

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Dave Rodman

Banned 14 years ago

I'll pick 2 people that are outside of the typical IM world. Andy Jenkin's old business partner Audrey Kerwood knows or stuff. Also, Shirley Tan of American Bridal does as well. Both were in stompernet and built huge e-commerce businesses. I believe Shirley's was 20M per year before selling it.

Those are ladies that have succeeded quite a bit in the "real world' of IM.

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sellerscompanion 14 years ago

Thanks for the replies so far... I had not thought of some of those and some are already lined up. Lisa, did you get my PM?
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- Lisa Gergets 14 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by sellerscompanion
  
  Thanks for the replies so far... I had not thought of some of those and some are already lined up. Lisa, did you get my PM?
  
  LOL I did...you name the time, I'll be there!
  
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  Phillip King 14 years ago
  
  I would have to say Carrie Wilkerson, Lisa Gergets and Kim Roach are three of my heroes
  
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StephanieMojica

14 years ago

Kathleen Gage; she's not called the "Street Smarts Marketer" by accident

Janis Pettit is rising up there as well as Cindy Battye.

Good topic. Hopefully one day my name will be up there

Stephanie

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myob

14 years ago

Am I too late?

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Tina Golden

14 years ago

How about Liz Twomey? I haven't seen much from her recently but she was one that I read faithfully early on in my internet marketing ventures.

I think everyone else I can think of has been listed here already...lol.

Tina

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Sparhawke

14 years ago

Originally Posted by TMG Enterprises

How about Liz Twomey? I haven't seen much from her recently but she was one that I read faithfully early on in my internet marketing ventures.

I think everyone else I can think of has been listed here already...lol.

Tina

AvenueGirl aka Jill?

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Alexa Smith Banned 14 years ago

Thank you for the mentions above.

There's a large number of very talented and successful people rightly mentioned in this thread.

People involved themselves in the "IM advice" niche with products and/or services, of course, tend to become much better known than others. Many other women (just like many men) who are hugely successful internet marketers remain completely unknown, and some of them even totally anonymous online. And in that sense, the answer to the OP is (as Steve would say!) "who knows?"
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Paul Myers

14 years ago

I can't believe no-one mentioned Riley yet!

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sellerscompanion 14 years ago

Tina-

Liz is already on my schedule! Great minds think alike. LOL

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Daniel Deegan

14 years ago

Lot of good names mentioned. Another to add to the list Naomi Dunford

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sellerscompanion

14 years ago

@ Paul & Craig- LOL

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Maddi

14 years ago

Most of the top and my favorite female marketers I know have already been listed here.

By the way, I'm surprised no one has yet mentioned Cindy Battye yet. Really successful IMer and a great person too.

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Tina Golden

14 years ago

Originally Posted by Maddi

Most of the top and my favorite female marketers I know have already been listed here.

By the way, I'm surprised no one has yet mentioned Cindy Battye yet. Really successful IMer and a great person too.

Maddi Murtaza

Maddi, she was mentioned back in post #18. She's definitely one I'd have listed, too.

Tina

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Sylvia Meier

14 years ago

I think most of them have been mentioned, but just in case here is my list I can think of (I know theres more)

Tiff Dow
Lisa Gergets
Jessalynn Coolbaugh
Jaime Mintun
Racheal Rofe
Racheal Goodchild
Liz Tomey
Kim Roach
Alexa Smith
Amy Bass
Tina Golden
Jenn Dize

... me

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AdamSlade88 14 years ago

Kim Kardashian tops them all for me
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Trapped

14 years ago

Do you mean REAL IMers? My vote goes to Rae Hoffman (aka sugarrae), you might not find her on forums (or even yes...on some) but she really is the "real" IMer

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Lance K 14 years ago

Nicole Dean would make for a great interview as well.
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pheonixrises

14 years ago

Being female myself, I've felt somewhat intimidated at times that there don't seem to be many women making themselves known in the IM world (although granted, I never exactly searched for them). The only ones I really could think of prior to this thread were Angela Edwards and Jennifer Ledbetter, so seeing all these successful women in IM listed out here is really encouraging! It doesn't make a huge difference in the end, but I would enjoy hearing some thoughts on IM from a female perspective more often. Thanks.

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100Bandz

14 years ago

I've been a lurker on this forum for some time now, and must say Tina knows what she's doing

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Kevin Riley 14 years ago

Jessica Alba could sell me anything!
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- francisj 14 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Kevin Riley
  
  Jessica Alba could sell me anything!
  
  How can you possibly know jessica at your age
  
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  How can you possibly know jessica at your age
  
  Kevin Riley is only 25.
  
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  How can you possibly know jessica at your age
  
  I introduced her to him at an Internet marketing seminar.
  
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Willie Crawford

14 years ago

Lots of great female marketers already mentioned. I'll add:

Lynn Terry
Rhea Perry
Thea Swafford
Jane Mark
Rebecca Hagel
Rosalind Gardner

Some of these ladies have been earning full-time incomes
online for a dozen years or more.

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FiveMe

14 years ago

I think ZapSEO, I think thats her screen name here; Judy. She is a GREAT copywriter and very much under the radar. She is awesome, and humble in her own right.

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Sim and Emilis

14 years ago

I've heard a lot about Angela Edwards, as her backlink packets are everywhere. I am yet to test them, but I would surely like to.

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drmani 14 years ago

Some great names on this list. I'll add a few more:

* Kim Standerline
* Marcia Yudkin
* Mari Smith
* Alice Seba

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14 years ago

Lol.. you are going to do partnership with them ?

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sonjay

14 years ago

Great list of names here. Maybe I'll start posting a new thread about successful IMers from our country.

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Kim Roach

14 years ago

Hey guys, thanks so much for including me

What a great list here!

Some of my favorite IM gals include Maria Gudelis, Nicole Dean, Tiffany Dow, Alice Seba, Rosalind Gardner, and Carrie Wilkerson.

So many amazing women in the IM market

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bubbles88 14 years ago

Wow I never heard of any of these people. Are any of them good with market research and niches. I am having trouble with that and need some guidance for sure!
I am new to Warrior and just joined the war room. Lots going on here but I am willing to learn anything!
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makingiants

14 years ago

Originally Posted by Kim Roach

Hey guys, thanks so much for including me

What a great list here!

Some of my favorite IM gals include Maria Gudelis, Nicole Dean, Tiffany Dow, Alice Seba, Rosalind Gardner, and Carrie Wilkerson.

So many amazing women in the IM market

Cheers,

Kim

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The Buzzblogger.
Kim Roach, man.

Happy holidays Kim and everybody else!
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(Kim, I'm not stalking ya- just love your stuff
and the way you do what you do) [smile]

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Alfred Shelver

14 years ago

I will not mention others mentioned here although I do agree with many on here (all of them I have heard of before the others I will look up)

Kay King is one of my favorite posters here on the forum and her longevity and well thought out answers are always an inspiration

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Lance K

14 years ago

Originally Posted by alodia

whats the real catch to this topic?

I thought it was fairly obvious from the start what sellerscompanion is doing. Regardless, she has already explained her motives since the OP.

Originally Posted by sellerscompanion

LOL... It's ok, I am not stalking anyone (especially since I am a female too). I am putting together some information and wanted to do a few interviews. Already have some set up, but was looking for more ideas that I might have missed.

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sellerscompanion 14 years ago

Thanks, Lance. I thought it was obvious too.
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- oneplusone 14 years ago
  
  Top female marketer ... I'd say Mary Ellen Tribby, she has her critics because of her aggressive style of marketing, but I totally understand her ruthless marketing having worked in direct mail myself many years ago.
  
  But she is well known though.
  
  Of the lesser known internet marketers there are many talented ladies, many have already been listed on this thread.
  
  On this forum, I'd say Kim Roach (knowledgeable) and Alexa Smith (genius) would both be good interviews.
  
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Peggy Baron

14 years ago

I would second Nicole Dean as my favorite.
But there are lots of others mentioned here too that get my vote!

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Rus Sells

14 years ago

I'd say most of those mentioned here but also Gina Gaudio-Graves. I had the pleasure of talking with her on the phone once and she was a WEALTH of information!

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Digital Info Diva

14 years ago

Heeeeellllloooooo - I'm not flashy and well known, but I got it goin on!

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myob 14 years ago

Originally Posted by Digital Info Diva

Heeeeellllloooooo - I'm not flashy and well known, but I got it goin on!

Woooo hooooo! You go girl!!!!!!!!!!!
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JonAlfredsson

14 years ago

I have to second Angela Edwards, Alexa Smith, Kim Roche, and Amy Bass.

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paulie888

14 years ago

One of the big marketers relatively new to the scene is fellow warrior Brittany Lynch.

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Vincenzo Oliva 14 years ago

Originally Posted by paulie888

One of the big marketers relatively new to the scene is fellow warrior Brittany Lynch.

I 2nd the nomination. Brittany's been in the game since 2002. She used to work for Google and is a PPC ace...google "Brittany Lynch"
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  Originally Posted by Vincenzo Oliva
  
  I 2nd the nomination. Brittanys been in the game since 2002. She used to work for Google and is a PPC ace...google "Brittany Lynch"
  
  If I'm not mistaken (though I'm not absolutely sure), didn't she really only start on her internet marketing when she left Google just a few years ago?
  
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LauraJames

14 years ago

Awesome list! This is very encouraging and motivating. Thank you to the members of the Warrior Forum, both male and female, for taking the time to add to this list.

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bradlean 14 years ago

I couldn't hardly believe it. Me I'm a guy but earning some few bucks only.

I should be ashame of myself.

Female can compete with guys... Yeah I admire them.

But there is another thing that they would actually lose in the game of.

and they can't compete w/ it... you know... some three letters and ends w/ "X"..

Lol..

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bobsilber

14 years ago

Add Marcia Yudkin from yudkin.com to the top of the list along with the others mentioned. You can check her impressive bio at http://www.yudkin.com/about.htm

Her newsletter and Paul Myers (not sure if Paul is female though) are two of three marketing newsletters I wait for and read.

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Nightengale 14 years ago

Carrie Wilkerson rocks!

Also, Alexandria Brown (AliBrown.com) and Sheri McConnell of the Smart Women's Institute of Entrepreneurial Learning (SmartWomenInstitute.com)

Sheri McConnell is former founder and CEO of the National Association of Women Writers which she merged into SWI earlier this year.

I'm very much a do-it-yourself-er and so I've primarily bought infoproducts (digital and physical). But earlier this year, I decided to get coaching (for the first time ever) and chose Sheri as my mentor. I was HUGELY impressed and just can't say enough good things about her.

She also co-published my book under the Smart Women imprint.

If you gals are looking for a mentor, you can't do better than Sheri McConnell. She's on a mission to empower women to be financially independent because she believes that 1) being financially independent is very healthy for a woman and 2) when you empower a woman to be financially independent, you empower many generations to come.

You can check her out on Facebook at Welcome to Facebook

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- BillyBee 14 years ago
  
  Alexa Smith is so good that I will literally hit Ctrl + F to search for her name inside of a particular thread to see if she has commented on a subject I am reading about.
  
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DylanJames

14 years ago

I know that a lot of people think "Internet Marketing" and driving traffic to a clickbank affiliate page is the only thing that comes to mind. There's much more to it than that.

When you talk about the TOP female internet marketers, the list should look more like this...

Ariana Huffington - Huffington Post (how does she get left out???)
Catrina Fake - Flickr
Elaine Wherry - Meebo
IJustine - Blogger
Michelle Malkin - Blogger

Oh yeah, and Kevin Rose - Digg (that's a joke...sort of.)