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How Do You Make Money Online

by Thaddaeus T. Hogg
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You know, folks is forever and always askin ole Thad about how to be makin some money online. Well, it's only natural they would be askin me beens I AM a big time gooroo.

It brings to mind a story bout ole Larfin Lumpwomper an his two boys Leopold and Lucius. They was drivin over Hickeydoin Bridge when, for some reason, Larfin lost control of that dadburn truck. No folks be knowin WHY he lost control but his truck shore went flyin off that bridge an into the water.

Now when his truck went under water, the driver's side door flew open an all the glass was busted outta the driver's side winder but Larfin didn't panic. He shut the door, rolled down that there winder, climbed out and swam to safety!

Unfortunately, his two boys didn't make it. I am shore sorry to be sayin that they was both drowned. They was ridin in the back of the truck when it went under water an they couldn't get the tailgate down!

That there is the same way a lot of folks take to internet marketeerin. The door is open an there ain't no glass in the winder but they STILL keep lookin for a way outta the truck.

Ole Larfin's two boys didn't make it cause they couldn't be gettin the tailgate down. Maybe that there is the reason YOU ain't been makin it. Maybe, just maybe, you been workin so hard to get that there tailgate down that you was forgettin that you could just swim to the shore. There was more than one way outta that truck, you know!

Now, I'm pert near shore a lot of you folks won't be understandin what I've been a sayin an that's okay. After all, I AM a high thinker what has a 5th grade edumacation and probably the biggest gooroo in Stumpwoody Holler. Well, actually, I usta be the biggest gooroo till that Mr. Myers moved into the holler! Still, I reckon I'm STILL the purtiest one around these here parts! No question bout that!
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  • Profile picture of the author Brandon Jones
    Hilarious, that's all I have to say.
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  • Profile picture of the author Dan C. Rinnert
    Reminds me of some old friends of mine who were looking for buried treasure. They had a treasure map and all, yet they came back empty-handed. I asked them what happened and they told me they couldn't find the forest that was on the map because there were too many trees around them.

    They went back later with an axe, but they wore themselves out after felling two trees and gave up on the whole scheme.
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    Howdy neighbor. Have plans for New Years Eve or wanna join us?
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    • Profile picture of the author myob
      Looks to me like I got otter thar jest in the nick o'time.
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      • Profile picture of the author Thaddaeus T. Hogg
        Reminds me of some old friends of mine who were looking for buried treasure. They had a treasure map and all, yet they came back empty-handed. I asked them what happened and they told me they couldn't find the forest that was on the map because there were too many trees around them.

        They went back later with an axe, but they wore themselves out after felling two trees and gave up on the whole scheme.
        Shucks Dan, we was plumb wored out after all that cuttin! YOU try choppin down trees an see how tared you get!
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        • Profile picture of the author Thaddaeus T. Hogg
          Howdy neighbor. Have plans for New Years Eve or wanna join us?
          Thank you mighty but I done gots plans. Umm, let me give you a little hint of my plans...

          Oh, Shine on, shine on, harvest moonUp in the sky;I ain't had no lovin'Since April, January, June or July.Snow time ain't no time to stayOutdoors and spoon;So shine on, shine on, harvest moon,For me and my gal.
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          • Profile picture of the author Thaddaeus T. Hogg
            I think I see the point of your story, Mayor Hogg. The boys' father should have been driving a Ford truck, not a Chevy. Very interesting. Definitely makes you think.
            You went to school in Stumpwoody Holler didn't you John? Heck you is done edumacated beyond yore intelligence!
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  • Profile picture of the author Zeus66
    I think I see the point of your story, Mayor Hogg. The boys' father should have been driving a Ford truck, not a Chevy. Very interesting. Definitely makes you think.
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  • Profile picture of the author Michael Atma
    I like the ' shine on' bit... seems to me that there could be a whole nudder business brewing somewhere in them thar words
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  • Profile picture of the author bizman413
    At first read, I couldn't figure out if you were serious or not.
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    • Profile picture of the author Kay King
      Heck you is done edumacated beyond yore intelligence!
      That is just...prime. At least the Lime Coke I spewed cleaned the spots off the keyboard.
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    • Profile picture of the author Thaddaeus T. Hogg
      Originally Posted by bizman413 View Post

      At first read, I couldn't figure out if you were serious or not.
      Jacob, I'm serious as Kevin Riley when he gets whuff of a mankini sale down at the local feed store!
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      • Profile picture of the author JohnMcCabe
        Thad, those Lumpwomper boys must have been the ones that rented my boat awhile back. They caught so many fish, the boat nearly sank.

        I asked them where they caught all those fish. One of said, "in the dad-gum ocean, of course..." The other said, "-but don't worry, we marked an X on the side of your boat to mark the spot for you..."

        You tell their daddy how sorry I am those boys of his drowned, bless their hearts...
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