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tonis

14 years ago

really fun way to look at things

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Dan C. Rinnert 14 years ago

Wish I would have thought of that.
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Michael Shook 14 years ago

I'm glad this thread is short, so I can spend my time over on Woot signing up.
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- shmeeko69 14 years ago
  
  What a strangely brilliant advert!
  
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echaz

14 years ago

Wow, that's really the best affiliate application form I've ever seen

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Colin Palfrey

14 years ago

That was hilarious!

I may add a link to that on my affiliate sign up pages.
"Or check out one of our main competitors affiliate opportunities _LINK_"

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cashcow

14 years ago

Funny! Thanks for sharing that, I needed a good laugh today.

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Zeus66

14 years ago

I wanna hire that writer. Now!

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JustVisiting

14 years ago

This is on the same site:
WhatIsWoot

I particularly liked:

Will I receive customer support like I'm used to?
No. Well, not really. If you buy something you don't end up liking or you have what marketing people call "buyer's remorse," sell it on eBay. It's likely you'll make money doing this and save everyone a hassle. If the item doesn't work, find out what you're doing wrong. Yes, we know you think the item is bad, but it's probably your fault. Google your problem, or come back to that product discussion in our community and ask other people if they know. Try to call the manufacturer and ask if they know. If you give up and must return it to us, then follow on to the next FAQ entry.

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Jack Duncan

14 years ago

That is totally awesome...

Looks like CJ has come up with a winner there.

It reminds me alot of what Wired Magazine is doing lately...lots of goofy "flow charts" with really cool graphics that just make you laugh out loud.

Thanks for sharing...I saved this page in my swipe file as a good reminder of how differently some people think outside the box.

All the best,
Jack Duncan

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E. Brian Rose 14 years ago

Originally Posted by Jack Duncan

It reminds me alot of what Wired Magazine is doing lately...lots of goofy "flow charts" with really cool graphics that just make you laugh out loud.

...that they copied from Maxxim.
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Giani

14 years ago

Great Page. Thanks for sharing

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14 years ago

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Kelly Verge 14 years ago

Originally Posted by stanislavlem

The shortest post I've seen here )

I'm a man of few words.
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- Dan C. Rinnert 14 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Kelly Verge
  
  I'm a man of few words.
  
  I can be of fewer.
  
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  Zeus66 14 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Dan C. Rinnert
  
  I can be of fewer.
  
  Me no talk.
  
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  Michael Mayo 14 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Zeus66
  
  Me no talk.
  
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  Mike Hlatky 14 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Michael Mayo
  
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  Michael Mayo 14 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Mike Hlatky
  
  Eh?
  
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  Roaddog 14 years ago
  
  Ohhhh, reverse psychology, can't get enough of it.
  
  Don't click here!
  
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  celente 14 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Roaddog
  
  Ohhhh, reverse psychology, can't get enough of it.
  
  Don't click here!
  
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  Must.....not.....click....link.....
  
  oh bloody hell why not.......LOL:p:p
  
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RaptorGabe

14 years ago

HAHAHAHAHAHA that is....perfect

. I will now be restructuring my affiliate program

HAHAHAHAH

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af

14 years ago

Do you think anyone takes that seriously? Like, they read the page and say, "oh, I can only earn pennies? That's not for me."

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masterofinternate

14 years ago

Time consuming and attractive thread.Nice presentation I must say. But the page is really great.

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LudVanDaal

14 years ago

That's creativity.

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Rsberg

14 years ago

This one is my favorite...

Can Woot start listing sale prices in the blog entries?
No, not any time soon. Certain portions of our database have been seized by INTERPOL as part of an ongoing investigation into bootleg cigarette trafficking. Or, possibly, the Russian mafia has hacked our blog and disabled the price-listing function because it was somehow interfering with their spam operation. Or maybe we just don't feel like it. In any case, the answer is no.

Now thats funny stuff!

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mikemcmillan

14 years ago

I signed up as an affiliate. I'll be hitting my list with their links shortly. If you're a subscriber check your spam folder! --Mike

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Dennis Gaskill

14 years ago

It's creative, that's for sure. I wonder how well it's working for them. Did anyone besides Mike sign up?

Assuming Mike wasn't pulling our collective leg, that is.

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Jacqueline Smith

14 years ago

Thank you for sharing this....I needed a good laugh today!

The writing on that site is brilliant!

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allproductsonline 14 years ago

that is soo funny
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LMC

14 years ago

I saw this a couple weeks ago and thought... genius.

Those taking it seriously won't apply, those that get the jokes are the people they are looking for. Woot is in fact a very good program especially if you target their markets such as Kids, Shirts or Sellouts where you are earning 8% per sale.

LCD tv goes up.... at $149.99 you get 4%... more then pennies roll in.

sellout.woot.com
kids.woot.com
shirt.woot.com

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