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Now THIS is the way to attract affiliates!

by Kelly Verge
30 replies
Woot Minions
#affiliates #attract
  • Profile picture of the author tonis
    really fun way to look at things
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  • Profile picture of the author echaz
    Wow, that's really the best affiliate application form I've ever seen
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  • Profile picture of the author Colin Palfrey
    That was hilarious!

    I may add a link to that on my affiliate sign up pages.
    "Or check out one of our main competitors affiliate opportunities _LINK_"
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  • Profile picture of the author cashcow
    Funny! Thanks for sharing that, I needed a good laugh today.
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  • Profile picture of the author Zeus66
    I wanna hire that writer. Now!
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  • Profile picture of the author JustVisiting
    This is on the same site:
    WhatIsWoot

    I particularly liked:

    Will I receive customer support like I'm used to?
    No. Well, not really. If you buy something you don't end up liking or you have what marketing people call "buyer's remorse," sell it on eBay. It's likely you'll make money doing this and save everyone a hassle. If the item doesn't work, find out what you're doing wrong. Yes, we know you think the item is bad, but it's probably your fault. Google your problem, or come back to that product discussion in our community and ask other people if they know. Try to call the manufacturer and ask if they know. If you give up and must return it to us, then follow on to the next FAQ entry.
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  • Profile picture of the author Jack Duncan
    That is totally awesome...

    Looks like CJ has come up with a winner there.

    It reminds me alot of what Wired Magazine is doing lately...lots of goofy "flow charts" with really cool graphics that just make you laugh out loud.

    Thanks for sharing...I saved this page in my swipe file as a good reminder of how differently some people think outside the box.

    All the best,
    Jack Duncan
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    • Profile picture of the author E. Brian Rose
      Originally Posted by Jack Duncan View Post


      It reminds me alot of what Wired Magazine is doing lately...lots of goofy "flow charts" with really cool graphics that just make you laugh out loud.
      ...that they copied from Maxxim.
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  • Profile picture of the author Giani
    Great Page. Thanks for sharing
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  • Profile picture of the author stanislavlem
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  • Profile picture of the author RaptorGabe
    HAHAHAHAHAHA that is....perfect . I will now be restructuring my affiliate program HAHAHAHAH
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  • Profile picture of the author af
    Do you think anyone takes that seriously? Like, they read the page and say, "oh, I can only earn pennies? That's not for me."
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  • Profile picture of the author masterofinternate
    Time consuming and attractive thread.Nice presentation I must say. But the page is really great.
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  • Profile picture of the author LudVanDaal
    That's creativity.
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  • Profile picture of the author Rsberg
    This one is my favorite...

    Can Woot start listing sale prices in the blog entries?
    No, not any time soon. Certain portions of our database have been seized by INTERPOL as part of an ongoing investigation into bootleg cigarette trafficking. Or, possibly, the Russian mafia has hacked our blog and disabled the price-listing function because it was somehow interfering with their spam operation. Or maybe we just don't feel like it. In any case, the answer is no.

    Now thats funny stuff!
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  • Profile picture of the author mikemcmillan
    I signed up as an affiliate. I'll be hitting my list with their links shortly. If you're a subscriber check your spam folder! --Mike
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  • Profile picture of the author Dennis Gaskill
    It's creative, that's for sure. I wonder how well it's working for them. Did anyone besides Mike sign up?


    Assuming Mike wasn't pulling our collective leg, that is.
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  • Profile picture of the author Jacqueline Smith
    Thank you for sharing this....I needed a good laugh today!

    The writing on that site is brilliant!
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  • Profile picture of the author LMC
    I saw this a couple weeks ago and thought... genius.

    Those taking it seriously won't apply, those that get the jokes are the people they are looking for. Woot is in fact a very good program especially if you target their markets such as Kids, Shirts or Sellouts where you are earning 8% per sale.

    LCD tv goes up.... at $149.99 you get 4%... more then pennies roll in.

    sellout.woot.com
    kids.woot.com
    shirt.woot.com
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