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Are you waking up?

by stma
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I've seen a bunch of threads lately where it seems like a few of us "older" members are finally starting to talk out about the bull (ya know what) that we see left and right these days with all the product launches.

Posts like this

And like this.


So I decided that there just must be a need for anyone starting out to have their very own "GUIDE" on how to launch and succeed in the NEW and IMPROVED internet marketing field of releasing expensive products.

Worked hard on it - here it is - hope you enjoy it! Obviously there is no charge, opt in, etc...

For those of you who have already released your own products I bet you can find all of the mistakes you made in the guide! Just imagine how much more you could have made if you followed my instructions!

*** Serious note ***

I wrote that guide as a joke. It's really what happens and how many of the big name marketers think. You can learn something about your own mind just by thinking about it -- then you will probably notice your fortunes changing.
#digital product #guru launch #waking
  • Profile picture of the author x3xsolxdierx3x
    Pretty down-right accurate...and entertaining on top of it. Nice post, stma.
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  • Profile picture of the author Michael Ten
    i'm not an older member, but some it seems like "bull".
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  • Profile picture of the author JanG
    Thank you for this guide. I'll make sure to follow it through to the T in order to make loads of cash. I'll report back after having made my first million thanks to your guide

    But seriously. There is a lot of crap out there and the worst thing is that most of them get away with it, so why should they do something differently?
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    • Profile picture of the author stma
      Originally Posted by JanG View Post

      Thank you for this guide. I'll make sure to follow it through to the T in order to make loads of cash. I'll report back after having made my first million thanks to your guide

      But seriously. There is a lot of crap out there and the worst thing is that most of them get away with it, so why should they do something differently?
      They don't have to - but sometimes having what is being done to you when you buy them might make YOU do something differently.

      (Maybe not you - but there are a lot of people really touting some of these products. Maybe you shouldn't listen to them?)
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  • Profile picture of the author stma
    I updated this today to increase the value -- Added a few common mistakes that everyone makes.
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  • Profile picture of the author paulie888
    Nice post that deconstructs how to do a perfect crappy product launch, by the way. Pretty hilarious, and it really cracked me up!
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  • Profile picture of the author stma
    I love the comment someone just left. The syndicate is after me
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    • Profile picture of the author paul wolfe
      Originally Posted by stma View Post

      I love the comment someone just left. The syndicate is after me
      I just read the post - I laughed at that too!

      Good post though....sadly there's too much of that **** that goes on.
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      • Profile picture of the author stma
        Originally Posted by paul wolfe View Post

        I just read the post - I laughed at that too!

        Good post though....sadly there's too much of that **** that goes on.
        I'm really hoping more people comment - be hilarious if they just picked a random e-mail for the name
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  • Profile picture of the author JoshuaZamora
    This was hilarious and true!
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  • Profile picture of the author NateRivers
    Too true. 90% of the garbage products are in the IM niche. I understand why, but it's too bad a lot of people waste their money on this kind of thing.
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  • Profile picture of the author KevinFranz
    Loved the guide! Thanks for posting.

    Here is something you didn't mention that I always makes me chuckle: The Outrageous Testimonial describing possible value and earnings. I'm sure I'm not the only one that recently got spammed with an offer claiming "others have told me this information is worth up to $15 Billion . . ."

    Seriously? $15 Billion? With a B? Where do I sign?
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    • Profile picture of the author stma
      Originally Posted by KevinFranz View Post

      Loved the guide! Thanks for posting.

      Here is something you didn't mention that I always makes me chuckle: The Outrageous Testimonial describing possible value and earnings. I'm sure I'm not the only one that recently got spammed with an offer claiming "others have told me this information is worth up to $15 Billion . . ."

      Seriously? $15 Billion? With a B? Where do I sign?
      O.K. -- I need that page. Feel free to PM me so I can add it to the guide.
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    • Profile picture of the author stma
      Originally Posted by KevinFranz View Post

      Loved the guide! Thanks for posting.

      Here is something you didn't mention that I always makes me chuckle: The Outrageous Testimonial describing possible value and earnings. I'm sure I'm not the only one that recently got spammed with an offer claiming "others have told me this information is worth up to $15 Billion . . ."

      Seriously? $15 Billion? With a B? Where do I sign?
      Kevin - do you remember what offer/page that was? Working on a little spin off joke for this and that would help
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  • Profile picture of the author Sarah Russell
    Hahaha - stressful Monday, thanks for the laugh Sharing this on Twitter...
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    • Profile picture of the author stma
      Originally Posted by Sarah Russell View Post

      Hahaha - stressful Monday, thanks for the laugh Sharing this on Twitter...
      Thank you Sarah - appreciate it. I'm really looking forward to seeing where the comments go with this one. Need more people pretending to be "GURU's" and it will end up super funny
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  • Profile picture of the author Chris Sorrell
    Very funny, and very true. You have outlined the ultimate 'guru' blueprint.
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