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Hillbilly Marketer's Rule Of Success #1

by Thaddaeus T. Hogg
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Did you folks be knowin that a business organization is like a tree full of monkeys? Yessir, they all be on different limbs an they all be at different levels. Some of em are climbin up an some of em is movin down. Them there monkeys on the top looks down an they see a tree full of smilin faces. The monkeys on the bottom look up and see nothing but monkeybutts!

Now if you are successful online, the only monkeybutt you will have to be lookin at is your own!

Hillbilly Marketer's Rule Of Success #1 - be treatin your interneet business like it IS a business an not like it's a hobby!!!
#hillbilly #marketer #rule #success
  • Profile picture of the author sbucciarel
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    Mr. Thaddaeus T. Hogg ...
    Does that mean the ones at the top are assmonkeys?
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  • Profile picture of the author Dennis Gaskill
    Thad, no matter how I bend, twist or turn, I can't see my own monkeybutt. You must be more limber than I am. That's not all bad though -- at least I'll never have to kiss my own . . .
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  • Profile picture of the author caseycase
    Haha! So true. But when you get to the top, just don't be pooping on the ones below you!
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  • Profile picture of the author tpw
    Tell me feller... Eggsactly what does a Hillbilly know about monkeys?

    Last I checked, there ain't no hillbillies livin where a monkey be livin at...
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    • Profile picture of the author Thaddaeus T. Hogg
      Tell me feller... Eggsactly what does a Hillbilly know about monkeys?

      Last I checked, there ain't no hillbillies livin where a monkey be livin at...
      Well, William, that might have been correct oncet upon a time but we shore have lots of em livin back in Stumpwoody Woods now.

      They been a livin there since that time when John Schwartz come to visit us here in the holler! Six a his dadburn monkeys escaped whilest he was here an they been breedin like rabbits ever since!

      That there is what made me thank of that example I used in my original post. You go out into Stumpwoody Woods an take a gander up in them thar trees and all you'll see now is monkeybutts.
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      • Profile picture of the author Thaddaeus T. Hogg
        I tell you what sbucciarel, you shore are a purty thang! Whoooo weeee, I can just picture me an you sittin on the sofa in the back a my truck swappin tabacky juice! I just imagine you gots lots a men folks hankerin after you all the time!

        One thang though... that there seegar smokin is bad for your health. If you was to stick to 'shine an chaw, you shore would be lots better off!
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  • Profile picture of the author runnsmith
    Six a his dad burn monkeys escaped whiles he was here an they been breed in like rabbits ever since!
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