I want To Make $1,000 In 14 Days Goal

I'm a "newbie" and not an expert either. But what I got is the believe and an "achievable" goal. I dare to challenge myself to achieve it. I want to earn $1,000 in the next 14 days. That's right. On the 19th December 2008 I'd have earned exactly $1,000 or more. This may sound strange,odd or insane, but I dare to do it.

But before that, I've to tell you what I DON'T have now;
NO Digital Product To Sell
NO Adsense Expertise
NO Affiliate Marketing Skills
NO list members

And this is what I HAVE earned so far;
Adsense = $18.70
Clickbank & Paypal = $0.00
Other affiliate commissions = $0.00

This is what I'm going to in the next 14 days;
Believe in my goals
Set up a blog and write in about my goals
Add a feedburner tool to my blog to turn my viewers into members for FREE (can't afford AWEBER)
Add a DIGG button for publicity purpose
Join few Internet Marketing forums and get active
Make new friends for JV purpose
Use social Networking site such as Friendster to announce about my goal and blog
Write a wonderful article on how to achieve goals and submit in article directories
Tell the world about my blog using social bookmarking site
Create and Sell My Own Digital Product
Display Adsense Accounts On My Blog
Do intense affiliate marketing
Increase my list members via my blog

And finally, this what I'm going to have AFTER 14
DAYS;
$1,000 to fund my Christmas shopping.