Poor, Poor Google

by Hesaidblissfully

Posted: 15 years ago 42 replies

INTERNET MARKETING

(A bit of humor for Sunday)

With all the "Get Google" IM products coming out (Google Conquest, Google Nemesis, Google Massacre, etc.), I just wanted to know what YOU guys predict will be the next big IM product to finally show Big G who's boss...

Feel free to add to this list...

#google #humor #poor

Jared Alberghini 15 years ago

lol... I like this option Google Gets Eaten By Wolves

"Now that's funny right there... I don't care who you are"
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- Devan Koshal 15 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Jared Alberghini
  
  lol... I like this option Google Gets Eaten By Wolves
  
  "Now that's funny right there... I don't care who you are"
  
  I would purchase that just for the cool name
  
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Marian Berghes 15 years ago

I like the last option..and I have one of my own too. "Google Ownage"
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HeavyShine 15 years ago

Google Disembowler
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globalpro 15 years ago

Google the Impaler - The true story behind Count Googula

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- Hesaidblissfully 15 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by globalpro
  
  Google the Impaler - The true story behind Count Googula
  
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  LOL!!
  
  "Googlegeddon - Because A Big Freaking Asteroid From Space Will Save You Money On Pay-Per-Click"
  
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  Hesaidblissfully 15 years ago
  
  "The Googling of the Lambs - Anthony Hopkins Eats Google With Some Fava Beans And A Nice Chianti"
  
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Jared Alberghini 15 years ago

Google Gremlin
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Loren Woirhaye 15 years ago

"Google Violater"
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Michael Stuart Kelly 15 years ago

The Google Coldcock Debauch
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Jeffery 15 years ago

Google Warrior

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Jeffery 100% :-)
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Joseph Ratliff 15 years ago

"All The Googely Googleness That You Can Handle" at google-ness.com Googleness LOL
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dvduval 15 years ago

Double Googullible Trouble - If you can belief in this plan, you can believe in anything.
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- Hesaidblissfully 15 years ago
  
  "Google Rickroll" - A software program that sends Google videos with the title "Most AWESOME Video EVAR!!!! Must SEE!", but when Google plays the video, it turns out to just be a video of 80's pop singer Rick Astley singing "Never Gonna Give You Up"...Then, while Google is distracted, you steal all their clicks.
  
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Dan Ambrose 15 years ago

GoogleGagga.com

... a Google Rank Optimization course for Babies.
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- Hesaidblissfully 15 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by mm365
  
  GoogleGagga.com
  
  ... a Google Rank Optimization course for Babies.
  
  Hahahahahahaha
  
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TimothyW 15 years ago

(The) Googlenator

or

Googlebituary

or googauntlet

or googlectomy

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Jason Fladlien

15 years ago

it works good if you substitute movie titles with google in it:

"Nightmare of Google Street"
"Weekend at Google" & "Weekend at Google II"
"Ernest Goes to the Googleplex"
"Google knows what you did last summer"

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Angela V. Edwards

15 years ago

Originally Posted by Jason Fladlien

I like "Google knows what you did last summer". That one's funny.

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Mike Williams 15 years ago

GoogleCrusher.
GooglePulvirizer.
GoogleChopper.

I'm just getting these from the buttons on my blender.
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- Hesaidblissfully 15 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Mike Williams
  
  GoogleCrusher.
  GooglePulvirizer.
  GoogleChopper.
  
  I'm just getting these from the buttons on my blender.
  
  LOL great strategy. I'm surprised to see Google Gets Eaten By Wolves is in the lead.
  
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Marian Berghes 15 years ago

Remember, Remember the Slapping from Google
The costs, the conversions and score...
I see of no reason why the Slapping from Google,
Should ever be forgot....

~G from Google~

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captivereef 15 years ago

Google Moogley
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Kiwigal 15 years ago

Google on the Goof.
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Joe Giannetti 15 years ago

GOOGLE GETS EATEN BY WOLVES.....
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simplosys3 15 years ago

I like the last option as well, maybe we may eventually get the 'Google goes ga-ga'. It figures that google is trying its best to rake in some revenue these days as there were not that many takers for some of the online digital services, from Nokia maps to Yahoo's multi user services. Fraknly, none of us have the 'big bucks' to purchase some of these products.
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Louis Raven 15 years ago

Lol just brought a Googlexxxxxx domain before seeing this thread haha

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Michael Stuart Kelly 15 years ago

This isn't sinister, but how about Google Sponge?

Soak up the profits and wring out the competition.

Michael
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Li Weng 15 years ago

Google Guillotine
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BeauJustin 15 years ago

Open a can o' whoopass on Google

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- Jason Gazaway 15 years ago
  
  The "G"oogle Spot
  
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  Addie 15 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Jason Gazaway
  
  The "G"oogle Spot
  
  This is catchy!
  
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TimothyW 15 years ago

google gone wild
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Ben_Curtis 15 years ago

The Googley Grinch
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One Inch Punch 15 years ago

Google Sucks
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Alex Sol 15 years ago

"I Know Who You GOOGLED Last Summer"

"The Google Redemption"

"Star Wars XII - The Google Strikes Back"

"The Lord of Google: The Return of the King"

"Indiana Jones and the Google"

... yes, I like movies
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Jared Alberghini 15 years ago

haha Alex, those were some good ones

I personally like your first one the best:

"I Know Who You GOOGLED Last Summer"
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mix_daylee 15 years ago

GoogleWhores.Com

"Internet Marketers Seeking Google's Attention"
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jazzyjeff

15 years ago

Googlerhea complete with foul odors! Man, every word in the english dictionary will be paired with Google before people will stop selling products about it.

Jeff

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Hesaidblissfully

15 years ago

Originally Posted by jazzyjeff

Googlerhea complete with foul odors! Man, every word in the english dictionary will be paired with Google before people will stop selling products about it.

Jeff

lol, I was going to call it "Ghooglerhea" at first. "Ghooglerhea: Google Wakes Up With A Burning Sensation After A Few Too Many Tequilas And A Wild Night In Vegas!"

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THK 15 years ago

It is Monday morning here, but couldn't resist voting for the "wolves". Creative!
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WinsonYeung 15 years ago

hahahaha !
Google get eaten by wolves !
I would definitely support this product
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