Make A Buck Three Eighty In 2.74 Nanoseconds

Here are my top methods for making a buck three eighty ($1.380) in 2.74
nanoseconds.

1. Run lukewarm water over a leprechaun's head for 2.74 nanoseconds.

2. Kidnap Kevin Riley's hamsters and sell them on Ebay.

3. Find the nearest black hole and sell lemonade at the entrance.

4. Guess Paul Myer's real age at the county fair.

5. Guess how many articles Steven Wagenheim really has online.

6. Solve pie to 3,745 decimal places.

7. Count the number of Windows operating systems still functioning 1 year
after installation.

8. Camp outside Jason Moffatt's beach house and sell tickets to have
people watch his alarm go off.

9. See how many times you can get John Taylor to call you a dumbass.

10. Guess how many WSOs will have some kind of dollar amount in the
title in a given day.

11. Make a video of yourself tickling a chimp and upload it to YouTube. If
you can't find a chimp, the monkey king will do.

12. Sing the Star Spangled Banner after drinking 10 beers and 7 shots of
Scotch without screwing up the lyrics.

These are my favorites, but I have plenty more.

Hopefully this thread has been taken in the spirit in which it was intended.