Hillbilly Marketer's Rule of Success #2

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Lots of folks here in the Warrior Forum are always askin how to do different thangs. Well, they get all kinds a answers from these so-called experts and quite a few of them don't even agree. It reminds me of the time poor ole Cletus went duck huntin down in Georgia...

Ole Cletus went huntin an he was comin back home with three nice, fat ducks that would make for some mighty fine vittles. He had all three a them in the back a his pickup truck an he was happier than a coondog on a bare leg.

Wellsir, it just so happens that ole Cletus was stopped by the local game warden an Cletus could tell that there game warden had a cockle up his britches for countrified folks.

That game warden walked up to the pickup truck and took a gander in the back at those three ducks. He sorta sneered a little bit and said, "I see you got three ducks back there... do you by any chance have a Georgia huntin license?" Cletus pulled out his Georgia huntin license and showed it to that there game warden.

The game warden looked at the license an then reached over an picked up one of the ducks. As the Lard is my witness, that there game warden turned that duck over an sniffed its butt. He turned to Cletus and said: "This here duck ain't from Georgia. This here is a Tennessee duck. You got yourself a Tennessee huntin' license, boy?" Well, Cletus produced a Tennessee huntin license and gave it to the warden. He looked it over real good and then handed it back to Cletus.

That there game warden reached in the back AGAIN and grabbed the second duck. He turned THAT duck over and commenced to sniffin IT'S butt. "This here is a Mississippi duck. You got a Mississippi license?" Cletus reached down, pulled out a Mississippi huntin' license and give it to the game warden.

Finally, the game warden reach over, picked up the third duck, turned it over and once again sniffed it's butt! He said, "Boy, this here is a Kentucky duck. Do you be havin a Kentucky huntin license?" Cletus reached into the glove box, pulled out a Kentucky huntin license and gave it to the warden.

That there game warden had finally reached the end a his rope. He wasn't about to let no stupid countrified folks make a fool a him.

He yanked open the door to that pickup and yelled at ole Cletus, "You stoopid hillbilly... just where the hell are your from, boy?"

Ole Cletus turned around, dropped his drawers, bent over and said, "You tell me. You're the expert."

Hillbilly Marketer's Rule of Success #2... Not everone who claims they is an expert IS an expert! Some of em just like to feel important. Get to know the real game wardens from the duck butt-sniffers!

Ya'll take care now, hear?
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  • Profile picture of the author Mike McAleer
    I agree that a whole lot of people think they are experts but really are not. This doesn't mean that they should not be allowed to share their opinions though. They might be right in reality and you just can't see it.
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    • Profile picture of the author tpw
      Originally Posted by Mike McAleer View Post

      I agree that a whole lot of people think they are experts but really are not. This doesn't mean that they should not be allowed to share their opinions though. They might be right in reality and you just can't see it.

      Of course they are right...

      Ain't no dern hillbilly goin to outsmert a city folk. :p
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      • Ain't no dern hillbilly goin to outsmert a city folk.
        You know, somehow that just don't sting near as bad when it's comin from an Okie... specially one what uses up this "thankies" fastern Charlie Sheen uses up a box a straws!
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  • Profile picture of the author Mly2000
    hahaha, that provided me with a laugh of the day, great way of putting it. And definitaly the FIRST lesson i learned my first few weeks of breaking into this world of IM.
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    • Profile picture of the author David Uebergang
      As I don't speak fluent hillbilly, that post took me a while longer to read, but the point was still hit home!

      ps. does it take you longer to write like that or does it come naturally?
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      • ps. does it take you longer to write like that or does it come naturally?
        Howdy David, I'm shore a lot quickern I used to be. I used to take a marker and write on the dadburn screen till I figured out what I was doin wrong.

        Actually, it don't take me no time at all to be writin the way I do. I just write the way I talk and that ain't so hard to do!

        Don't you be feelin too bad bout not bein able to read what I write cause I gots me a 5th grade edumacation! Not too many folks can reach the top of ole Smoky like I done did!
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  • Profile picture of the author C A Perez
    I like that story, Thaddeus. It reminds me about another hillbilly butt story. Oh,Well. Good point though, 'cept only way to tell one is to smell'em. An expert that is.
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