Let's assume someone comes to you and threatens he'll kill you unless you transfer $2 to their Paypal account. On top of that he sets a 10 minutes countdown.
You're completely unprepared. You have no system set up - maybe you've got hosting already bought, a laptop and an Internet connection, a domain name, some skills you can use (web design, article writing, but nothing fancy and anyway it would be kind of difficult to focus in such a situation to do anything too complicated).
The action takes place in Somalia, so you can't do anything offline that would help you (or could you?) and of course you have less than $2 to "invest" if you think that would help.
What would you do if you had to make $2 on Paypal in the next 10 minutes?
And to make things a bit more interesting - I'll try out all your ideas and give $2 to each person who proposed something which actually worked.
Waiting for your great ideas!
p.s. please no gambling, porn, blackhat