Marketing Explained Simply

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You see a fabulous girl/guy at a party. You approach them and say "I'm fantastic in bed." That's Direct Marketing.

You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a fabulous girl/guy. You have one of your friends approach them, point to you and say "He's/She's fantastic in bed." That's Advertising.

You see a fabulous girl/guy at party. You get their phone number. The next day you call and say "Hi, I'm fantastic in bed." That's Telemarketing.

You're at a party and see a fabulous girl/guy. You straighten your clothes, walk up and pour them a drink. You open the door, pick up their bag and offer them a ride. Then you say "I'm fantastic in bed." That's Public Relations.

You're at a party when a fabulous girl/guy walks up to you and says "I hear you're fantastic in bed." That's Brand Recognition.
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  • Profile picture of the author Alexa Smith
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    You're at a party, see a very handsome guy and talk him into going home with your best friend: that's being a sales rep.

    Your friend can't satisfy him so he calls you anyway: that's technical support.

    You're on your way to a party when you realise there could be wonderfully good-looking men inside all those houses you're walking past, so you climb onto the roof of one of them and yell "I'm fantastic in bed": that's spam.
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  • Profile picture of the author g36
    Originally Posted by bengirwb View Post

    You see a fabulous girl/guy at a party. You approach them and say "I'm fantastic in bed." That's Direct Marketing.

    You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a fabulous girl/guy. You have one of your friends approach them, point to you and say "He's/She's fantastic in bed." That's Advertising.

    You see a fabulous girl/guy at party. You get their phone number. The next day you call and say "Hi, I'm fantastic in bed." That's Telemarketing.

    You're at a party and see a fabulous girl/guy. You straighten your clothes, walk up and pour them a drink. You open the door, pick up their bag and offer them a ride. Then you say "I'm fantastic in bed." That's Public Relations.

    You're at a party when a fabulous girl/guy walks up to you and says "I hear you're fantastic in bed." That's Brand Recognition.
    Haha, interesting post. Sure your post can help newbies.
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  • Profile picture of the author 2GRANN
    very nice interpretation, bengirwb!
    Well, Alexa's post made a very good point also.
    The part about the spam made me laugh, lol
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  • Profile picture of the author wallytr1
    Funny stuff...did you hear the one about the newbie IM'er and the gigolo guru?
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