See How Much I Earned In ClickBank Doing Absolutely Nothing!!!!

I've been sitting on this shocking truth for years, but I recently had a life changing experience when I sat down too hard in the bath on a rubber duck. My life literally flashed before my eyes, and I knew that life was short and I had to spread my message to the world so that everyone could benefit.

This is why, today, I'm going to reveal to you how much YOU can earn by DOING ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.

That's right, while I've been living the high life, sipping tea, walking the dog, eating really big slices of cake, behind the scenes -- ON COMPLETE AUTO-PILOT! -- my internet business has been generating some serious numbers ...

... and I'm going to share the shocking truth with you now.

Take a look at my ClickBank account for the last few weeks:

Look at all those zeroes!! That's right, while I've been lounging around DOING NOTHING, I haven't been earning a penny.

Serves me right.

I blame the duck.

Barry

p.s. This is absolutely true.

p.p.s I should have finished what I was saying before I signed off.

p.p.p.s All right, you got me, this is a spoof -- but a spoof with a point. Satire and parody are great tools for keeping yourself in check, and for remembering to always employ common sense. Of course it is possible to generate income streams that work automatically, to work smart by creating income streams instead of trading your time for money, but I hope you all get the point. I hope, if anyone ever tells you that you can "live the internet dream" by doing "nothing" you'll remember this, and remember that you could make a lot more by creating something that adds value.