See How Much I Earned In ClickBank Doing Absolutely Nothing!!!!

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Get Ready For The Shocking Truth!

What the 'gurus' don't want you to know!

I've been sitting on this shocking truth for years, but I recently had a life changing experience when I sat down too hard in the bath on a rubber duck. My life literally flashed before my eyes, and I knew that life was short and I had to spread my message to the world so that everyone could benefit.

This is why, today, I'm going to reveal to you how much YOU can earn by DOING ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.


That's right, while I've been living the high life, sipping tea, walking the dog, eating really big slices of cake, behind the scenes -- ON COMPLETE AUTO-PILOT! -- my internet business has been generating some serious numbers ...

... and I'm going to share the shocking truth with you now.

Take a look at my ClickBank account for the last few weeks:


Look at all those zeroes!! That's right, while I've been lounging around DOING NOTHING, I haven't been earning a penny.

Serves me right.

I blame the duck.

Barry

p.s. This is absolutely true.

p.p.s I should have finished what I was saying before I signed off.

p.p.p.s All right, you got me, this is a spoof -- but a spoof with a point. Satire and parody are great tools for keeping yourself in check, and for remembering to always employ common sense. Of course it is possible to generate income streams that work automatically, to work smart by creating income streams instead of trading your time for money, but I hope you all get the point. I hope, if anyone ever tells you that you can "live the internet dream" by doing "nothing" you'll remember this, and remember that you could make a lot more by creating something that adds value.
#absolutely #clickbank #earned #reminder #spoof
  • Profile picture of the author ginak59
    Brilliant!
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  • Profile picture of the author Alfred Shelver
    I nearly reported you as I thought here is a newbie on WF thinking he can just get easy sales. Then I saw the picture of my clickbank account (How did you get access by the way)

    Very funny I loved it. To top it all off a great way to teach the Golden principle we all hear so much about everyday TAKE ACTION
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  • Profile picture of the author JamesGw
    Haha. This is excellent.
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  • You should have included a buy button just to see how many clicked on it because of the hype and the familiar headlines.
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  • Profile picture of the author Diane S
    Did you actually take the time to photoshop OUT all your real earnings? This post is great!
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  • Profile picture of the author rekerlolz
    Thank you buddy! I will always always remember this!
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    • Profile picture of the author dingo881
      Thats exactly how MY clickbank account looks like and Im actually trying.
      Now Im depressed
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      • Profile picture of the author Neil Ellis
        Great!! I'm sure many warriors have similar looking Clickbank accounts for using exactly the same method!! =D
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  • Profile picture of the author dddougal
    hehe great point, made me chuckle that.
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  • Profile picture of the author Steven Miranda
    Haha. Well I sure hope you are not posting fake screenshots now
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    • Profile picture of the author oDigger
      Hahaha, thanks for the creative parody Great reminder to not take business too seriously all the time!
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  • Profile picture of the author LB
    Obviously faked.

    ...Everyone knows you make at least $1,000 per day doing nothing.
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  • Profile picture of the author uebomoyi
    It's so funny how that catchy headline gets people to view. I've definitely learned my lesson from all of those scam artists. It's good to know what how to realistically make money online now. This was a good post.
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    • Profile picture of the author VanessaB
      OMG... I saw the CB screen shot and went looking for the 'link' ready to call out the idiot spamming the WF Main Discussion right before I hit the 'report post button.'

      Barry,
      I deem this post worthy of
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      • Profile picture of the author freddo
        This post has definitely cheered me up. After seeing fellow warriors post that their clickbank account looks just like the one in the screenshot, I don't feel bad at all. Mine looks the same! :p

        The only thing I can offer to my fellow "zero clickbank balance" warriors is that I've had much better success with physical product affiliates.
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  • Profile picture of the author Daniel Harper
    So, this is like a business in a box thing, right?

    Where do I order?!!!
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  • Profile picture of the author SEO Agency
    Same as mine before, keep earning zero bucks.
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  • Profile picture of the author KateHunter
    Ha ha, I bet you must have spent a fortune on fancy hyped up software products to achieve these amazing results.
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  • Profile picture of the author nicholasb
    you mean the super magic button, or I think their calling it a magice piece of code now doesn't do anything.

    Damn off to mcdonanlds I go
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  • Profile picture of the author APKDL
    my screenshot in CB is like that !
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  • Profile picture of the author Linda_C
    Way to make an impression!
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  • Profile picture of the author sscot
    The ONLY truth FAKE Gurus NEVER reveal.........
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  • Profile picture of the author J Bold
    What, you mean I have to actually do something? No way!

    I'm gonna go to sleep now and hope somebody makes me some money in my sleep.

    In the morning, I will wake up and play Xbox for 10 hours hoping I make some money.

    I may take a break though, to check my clickbank stats.

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    • Profile picture of the author Kay King
      I blame the duck.
      Typical - cry fowl when things don't go your way...:p
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  • Profile picture of the author drewsg
    you should sell this as a WSO
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  • Profile picture of the author Mohsin Rasool
    LOL stop posting fake screenshots. We need proof that you acutally earned that much from clickbank.. wow you are earning 4 figures consistently without doing anything!!!!

    We need PROOF! Anybody can fake screenshots in photoshop. I will not believe it until
    you post some real proof.. post your ATM receipts and Clickbank Checques you drawing
    0.00 (consitent FOUR figures) from clickbank and tickbank.

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    Man now you have taken so much from clickbank doing nothing... for the sake of public
    earnings you got without working....start WORKING... at least for public good..start doing something to contribute to the good life of Clickbank and all associated parties.
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  • Profile picture of the author the6thplayer
    hey how did you hack into my CB account and post a screenshot of it :/

    well, i luved it
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    • Profile picture of the author Ralf Skirr
      I can teach you how to add lots of zeros to your income with just 5 minutes of work.

      You need to buy Photoshop though.


      Ralf
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  • Profile picture of the author dadamson
    LOL! Nice.

    So true. I remember when my Clickbank looked like that when I WAS doing something. It took a long time before the numbers rolled in consistently!
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  • Profile picture of the author Benjamin Ehinger
    LOVE IT!!!!! So true that Lazy people make big fat zeros, but they do not count for anything unless there is a crooked number in front of them!!!
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  • Profile picture of the author RedMatrix
    This tip is for everyone.

    You shouldn't use blur to hide your personal data. There are programs out there than can un-blur. The best way is to crop it out. (replace with all white, or black, or the background color)
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    • Originally Posted by RedMatrix View Post

      This tip is for everyone.

      You shouldn't use blur to hide your personal data. There are programs out there than can un-blur. The best way is to crop it out. (replace with all white, or black, or the background color)
      Good tip, I've amended the image just in case anyone else was tempted. The large-font username wasn't blurred enough. If something is blurred enough it's impossible to unblur because the data is lost (like the little-font username at the top), but you're right, obscuring is better than filtering.

      Happily I'm not too bothered about revealing my username. It's not much use without the password.
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      • Effusive thanks to Mr RedMatrix for pointing out the possible security problem with my ineffective blurring
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      • Profile picture of the author Alan Ashwood
        Originally Posted by Barry John Northern View Post

        Good tip, I've amended the image just in case anyone else was tempted. The large-font username wasn't blurred enough. If something is blurred enough it's impossible to unblur because the data is lost (like the little-font username at the top), but you're right, obscuring is better than filtering.

        Happily I'm not too bothered about revealing my username. It's not much use without the password.
        You never know. Someone may sneak in and steal all your earnings!

        Can you reveal the push button blueprint you didn't use to produce such stunning results?

        I have 3 Clickbank accounts with much less to show.

        Hugs

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        Now where did I put that pencil?

        Time for a cuppa.
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  • Profile picture of the author Emporer
    Lol. Life doesn't get any better does it
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  • Profile picture of the author joinmyclub
    This is totally true! no such thing as easy and quick money by just doing nothing. I like the idea, very catchy :0
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  • Profile picture of the author traderbenji
    Wow i'm in awe at how much you make, where is the picture of the Ferrari tho?
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  • Profile picture of the author webpromotions
    Can I get a free review copy of this system?
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  • Profile picture of the author Claire Sharp
    Awesome! This is one pretty post. Very helpful and useful. Thanks for sharing!
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  • Profile picture of the author salegurus
    Brilliant LOL
    How long did it take you to fake that screenshot?
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  • Profile picture of the author Liam Ireland
    Lol nice post... hehe
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  • Profile picture of the author HowToMakeAWebsite
    That is totally awesome hahah! Love it. That just it...no action means no success. We are so lazy in America
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  • Profile picture of the author areoo
    HAHAAH 665 views and only 40+ replies. This shows that the other few hundreds were damn pissed HAAHHA!!! you've just been punked!! i like!!
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  • Profile picture of the author xxxJamesxxx
    Keep up the good work. At this rate, you'll wake up to another big fat juicy ZERO in the morning

    James
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    • Profile picture of the author Jkhurramov
      Originally Posted by xxxJamesxxx View Post

      Keep up the good work. At this rate, you'll wake up to another big fat juicy ZERO in the morning
      A nice advice
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  • Profile picture of the author daddykool
    Thats a hell of a lot of NOTHING for doing NOTHING!

    We did SOMETHING and got NOTHING

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    • Profile picture of the author Fred Young
      +1 internet points to you, sir.
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    • Profile picture of the author matty007
      And i thought you were about to share something spectacular
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    • Profile picture of the author apra
      Hehe, everyone is here just by reading the headline!

      This is just what is needed in a headline!

      The screenshots really tell the story!

      This is never heard of true story!
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  • Profile picture of the author jamjar919
    FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!! PHOTOSHOPZZZZZ!!!!!!!
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    • Profile picture of the author Alan Ashwood
      Originally Posted by jamjar919 View Post

      FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!! PHOTOSHOPZZZZZ!!!!!!!

      I thought so too jamjar. It has to be faked. Can't fool us Brits, eh?
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      Now where did I put that pencil?

      Time for a cuppa.
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  • Profile picture of the author terrencewan
    Several months ago, i took a course on
    internet marketing, and after the course,
    few of us (course mates) met up together
    to discuss what is the outcome, and it surprise
    me to hear people complaining that they earn
    nothing after taking the course.

    They say the course is a scam!

    I was shocked! Because they expect money
    falls from the sky!

    After several months working on it,
    i can see good results ($$$) coming in.

    I was lucky that i persist on the teaching,
    and not listening to my course mates.

    No Pain No Gain!
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  • Profile picture of the author omk
    LOL, You're ahead of most people! At least you admit these numbers are from doing absolutely nothing! Other people have the same numbers and are doing things, lol.
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  • Profile picture of the author ant080808
    haha I was nearly going to buy it then, good job there was no buy it now button.
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  • Profile picture of the author alsmith1
    LOL, I love it and it is very truthful!
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  • Profile picture of the author Vastidious
    At least I can say that my account isn't completely empty like that. But man, it's not far from it.

    Let me know when your mentoring classes are available. I'd love to learn how I can replicate those results!
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  • Profile picture of the author Neil Macks
    Quality. Damn I wish I'd thought of that
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  • Profile picture of the author jr1228
    Wow, Barry! I definitely need to stop working so hard and start doing more of this "nothing" thing. It sounds like lots of fun and clearly is hugely profitable
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  • Profile picture of the author alannadodd
    i think we've all learned a lesson here today... very drole, very british
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  • It's the dam duck!
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  • Profile picture of the author ClementChee
    hahahahahahhahaa!
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  • Profile picture of the author Alexfox
    Oh my God, you have cracked the Code, that's what I keep hearing from the guru's, see how much you can make by doing nothing. And only pushing 3 buttons. Now I know for a fact. great job.


    Originally Posted by Barry John Northern View Post

    [CENTER]Get Ready For The Shocking Truth!



    Serves me right.

    I blame the duck.

    Barry

    p.s. This is absolutely true.

    p.p.s I should have finished what I was saying before I signed off.

    p.p.p.s All right, you got me, this is a spoof -- but a spoof with a point. Satire and parody are great tools for keeping yourself in check, and for remembering to always employ common sense. Of course it is possible to generate income streams that work automatically, to work smart by creating income streams instead of trading your time for money, but I hope you all get the point. I hope, if anyone ever tells you that you can "live the internet dream" by doing "nothing" you'll remember this, and remember that you could make a lot more by creating something that adds value.
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  • Profile picture of the author Cee
    LOL Good thing I wasn't sipping my tea when I read this or my computer screen would now be in need of sanitation maintenance. :p
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