The Magic Money Button as Gleaned from the Threads

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I've been a member of this forum for about three years.

Like many of you, I have been searching for the elusive magic button that will make me millions of dollars, while I sleep, play outside, travel cross-country or any number of other things besides actually doing any work.

Unfortunately, as I've mentioned in other posts, there is no magic button.

However, in light of recent learnings from various thread here, I think I have it all figured out now, and can tell you the next best thing to the magic button.

And, it really does require NO WORK at all! None.

Seriously.

First, we know that article marketing is dead. It's dead, Jim. Stick a fork in it if you don't believe me. Dead.

Some people have bemoaned this fact, but it's really good news because it means no work writing articles.

Cool. One less thing to do.

Affiliate marketing is dead too. States are going crazy with taxes, and companies are pulling affiliate programs left and right. Plus, even without that, no one buys through affiliate links anymore. They just go directly to Amazon and shop. Search engines have cut out the middleman.

Some people think that's bad news. But, it's good news! Less work! No more hunting down affiliate links and plugging them into URL shorteners or cloakers or whatnot. No more writing reviews and stuff.

So, again, one less thing to do.

Our workload is getting smaller. This is good.

Facebook, Twitter, MySpace and all the other social networks... Dying, dying, dead, dying and defunct. No more frittering away time messing with those.

Again, less work equals more good news.

Backlinking? Dead. Google doesn't like them anymore. Google's Panda update is bashing them left and right, upside-down, right-side-up and sideways.

So, no more worries over building backlinks.

Video? Dead. It's going to be illegal soon to even embed videos on your website, probably including your own.

While some are in panic mode, this is, once again, good news. Less work. No more videos. No more filming them. No more cleaning off a wall so you have a non-distracting background. No more special effects. No more hunting for a good microphone so you don't sound like you're calling it in from an old CB radio.

Again, no video means less work.

We're really rolling here.

List building is dead too. No one uses eMail anymore. Everyone is using text messaging, er, txt msgng.

Long sales pages are dead too. Whew. It took forever to write them.

Oh, short sales pages? Also dead.

Yep, in other words, sales pages are dead. Good. We don't have to write them to sell our stuff anymore. Just toss a picture on your site with a big ol' "BUY NOW" button. Easy!

But, wait! Websites are dead too. No one visits them anymore. So, no need to buy a domain name and hosting. Not only is this less work, but less expense as well. A definite win-win!

And, it's good that websites are dead, because content is no longer king either. So, you don't need any actual content to make money.

This is all good news. This means that Internet marketing has now been reduced to doing absolutely no work at all!

AWESOME!

So, here is what we no longer have to do to make money...
  • You don't have to build a website.
  • You don't have to write any content.
  • You don't have to promote anything.
  • You don't have to spend any money.
  • You don't have to do any social networking.
  • You don't need to do any advertising.
  • You don't need to build a list.
  • You don't even need to have a product to sell!

This Internet marketing stuff is going to be a breeze. There is no work or effort required whatsoever anymore!

This is totally AWESOME.

And, the less of this stuff you do, the more money will roll in.

It's virtually a big easy money button, except you don't even have to push a button! Just sit back, and dream of all the money that will soon be coming in.

Mind you, I've no idea where the money comes from or how it gets into your bank account, but that's just one minor detail that needs some tweaking.

But, it's okay, because the less I work, the more I'll make. So, if I don't work on that detail, I'll make even more money!

I am going to be rich!
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  • Profile picture of the author Bill Farnham
    And, the less of this stuff you do, the more money will roll in.
    Dan, I'm sending you $37.

    You've earned it.

    ~Bill
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    • Profile picture of the author mikemcmillan
      Dan, this is going to make my life SO-O-O-O much easier. Had I known this years ago I would be tanning myself on a beach in Tahiti rather than working my arse off! Sold gold! --Mike
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  • Profile picture of the author Neil Morgan
    Cool Dan

    That really is a cool twist on the usual IM mantra and would make a fantastic ebook which, of course, would have to be free.

    "How to earn nothing by doing nothing"

    No-one but no-one would believe it - it's simply too good to be true!
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    • Profile picture of the author globalpro
      That's what I thought. Since Dan didn't mention that WSOs are dead, I am thinking a WSO will be out soon enough.

      I can hardly wait....

      I won't read it or anything, but I figure having it collect dust on my HD should make me enough to retire.

      Thanks,

      John

      Originally Posted by Neil Morgan View Post

      Cool Dan

      That really is a cool twist on the usual IM mantra and would make a fantastic ebook which, of course, would have to be free.

      "How to earn nothing by doing nothing"

      No-one but no-one would believe it - it's simply too good to be true!
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  • Profile picture of the author mnoonan
    OMG! I was just about to post a "well what the heck am I supposed to do now?" question before I snapped to the message.

    Very well done!

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    • Profile picture of the author Richard Van
      Dan,

      Thank you.

      My eyes for the first time have opened. I can see the hills, I can smell the air, finally I have the solution.

      I have no one to thank but you, saviour of the internet.

      I've just read in another thread the the true way to dominate search engines is to create blank sites.

      I've got my outsourcers on it now.

      Should I use a WP.com so I don't have to buy the domains? Or would it be best to do nothing and wait for the cash - I can smell it now.

      Your student,

      Richard.

      EDIT. Just looked in Paypal 72 orders off a site that doesn't exist with no content. Result - $8 million in Paypal.

      Now to get it out before they freeze my account. No wait, is Paypal dead too?
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  • Profile picture of the author sbucciarel
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    You have saved me so much time with this post. I really appreciate it. I have built my new instant money making site and I'm going to the beach now ... don't try to contact me.

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  • Profile picture of the author Brendon Zahrndt
    ...and all the while Dan made $484.19 in the 27 minutes it took him to write that instructional post.

    Man I love this business!
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  • Profile picture of the author Rod Cortez
    Dan,

    I've located the magic button for you:




    Rod
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  • Profile picture of the author PPC-Coach
    For about a second I was thinking, "wtf?"

    Then I got it.

    Little slow on the uptake tonight.

    Good post sir.

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  • Profile picture of the author Cali16
    Originally Posted by Dan C. Rinnert View Post


    So, here is what we no longer have to do to make money...
    • You don't have to build a website.
    • You don't have to write any content.
    • You don't have to promote anything.
    • You don't have to spend any money.
    • You don't have to do any social networking.
    • You don't need to do any advertising.
    • You don't need to build a list.
    • You don't even need to have a product to sell!

    This Internet marketing stuff is going to be a breeze. There is no work or effort required whatsoever anymore!

    This is totally AWESOME.

    And, the less of this stuff you do, the more money will roll in.
    For a minute there, I thought I was in the WSO section... !
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