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[URGENT]can anybody give me an instant income formula?

by wrongnumber
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Hi,

i am not looking forward to set up an empire, not am being lured by some self proclaimed guru into earning millions, following the fluff... and following the motto that only hard work lures the hard cash. For me TIME is a rare luxury which i cannot enjoy, motto of being a student... so i have been looking into finding a source... which can earn me a few hundred dollars.... in just a few days... (by few hundred mean less than 1k and few days means less than 20...) if any one has that special way of doing some very quick bucks over the internet... please please please... share it...

Thanx...
PS: Thanx a lot.


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HEY EVERY ONE I AM NOT DEMANDING A GET RICH QUICK SCHEME.... ITS JUST I WANT TO GIFT MY SELF A LAPTOP THIS BIRTHDAY OF MINE, WHEN I GET 21 YEARS OLD.... PLEASE I AM NOT A LAZY GIT WHO AVOIDS HARD WORK... ITS JUST THE TIME I DON'T HAVE

THANX
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  • Profile picture of the author travlinguy
    This is urgent? Why not try some of the stuff you're promoting in your sig?
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    • Profile picture of the author wrongnumber
      Originally Posted by travlinguy View Post

      This is urgent? Why not try some of the stuff you're promoting in your sig?
      hello sir:
      1. i am writing content for clients, but due to exams i have suspended the work till June 14, its a good source of low income...
      2. i am selling traffic, but currently no sales.... ... will you like to buy some...
      3. its an old domain i am offering for sale... purpose is the same...
      4. i have written, a software, which creates awesome facebook funnels, i am offering the first month free, would you have it for free sir?...

      Regards
      PS: waiting for your order...Thanx...
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    • Profile picture of the author Richard Van
      Originally Posted by wrongnumber View Post

      not am being lured by some self proclaimed guru into earning millions, following the fluff... and following the motto that only hard work lures the hard cash.
      Thanx...
      PS: Thanx a lot.
      Are you suggesting that the motto hard work earns cash is fluff?

      I think you may need to think again.

      What you want is a get rich quick scheme.

      Time to wake up.
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      • Profile picture of the author wrongnumber
        Originally Posted by Richard Van View Post

        Are you suggesting that the motto hard work earns cash is fluff?

        I think you may need to think again.

        What you want is a get rich quick scheme.

        Time to wake up.
        hi sir,

        i am so sorry, my dialect confused you... they are two different things
        1. i am not following the gurus and the fluff...
        2. i do not have TIME... as i dun have much of it... and only hard work gets you the hard cash...

        as and when i have time, i dun mind working hard, i am professional writer, and have written around 100 orders (2 to 5 articles in each) in the free time, from clients on fiverr and post fiverr clients...

        Thanx
        PS: i am already having my eyes wide open... i am not missing any oppertunity... i make some low value sales on ebay, some 100 dollars on fiverr, and some more working in different ways, on different things... like programming and website designing...
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        Originally Posted by Richard Van View Post

        Are you suggesting that the motto hard work earns cash is fluff?

        I think you may need to think again.

        What you want is a get rich quick scheme.

        Time to wake up.
        Exactly! and I thought that the title of this thread was going to be a joke and on to a more realistic subject, but I guess not...I don't think anyone has an *instant money formula* that you're looking for. I'm sure you can get it if you have money to spend..for traffic, backlinks, someone to build an seo site for you, etc..Or you may want to look into offline, it's pretty instant (it was for me anyway) but I don't know your work ethic, it may take you a while to get the same results as someone else.
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  • Profile picture of the author wrongnumber
    just after posting this thread i saw this ad ... will this work?... again remember about TIME....

    Thanx
    PS: how did he get videos in his sales pitch?
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    If you have some sort of skill like website design, seo, email marketing, etc... you can go offline and make some quick money in the next few weeks.
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  • Profile picture of the author Ti
    So let me see here...

    You don't have time.
    You don't want to learn from "gurus".
    You want to make income immediately.


    With that in mind, IM is not for you I'm afraid. Try looking for a normal job.
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  • Profile picture of the author matt5409
    Originally Posted by wrongnumber View Post

    Hi,

    i am not looking forward to set up an empire, not am being lured by some self proclaimed guru into earning millions, following the fluff... and following the motto that only hard work lures the hard cash. For me TIME is a rare luxury which i cannot enjoy, motto of being a student... so i have been looking into finding a source... which can earn me a few hundred dollars.... in just a few days... (by few hundred mean less than 1k and few days means less than 20...) if any one has that special way of doing some very quick bucks over the internet... please please please... share it...

    Thanx...
    PS: Thanx a lot.
    yea no problem, because the internet is just a fountain of untold riches that you can tap into whenever you want!

    YOU are the type of person who believes the internet can deliver lots of money over night by simply applying some "system". it can't, unless you have a great deal of understanding and knowledge behind you which can only be built up by at least 6 months of experimenting and failing.

    For now, I strongly advise you get a J.O.B
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    You say you do so many things yet you dont make enough money ?

    So its time to enhance your skills

    Hard work will pay.
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    • Profile picture of the author wrongnumber
      Originally Posted by Richard Van View Post

      My apologies chap, my mistake. I stand corrected.

      If I may say, your English is very good indeed, especially as it's not your first language.

      I misread what you wrote
      Originally Posted by matt5409 View Post

      yea no problem, because the internet is just a fountain of untold riches that you can tap into whenever you want!

      YOU are the type of person who believes the internet can deliver lots of money over night by simply applying some "system". it can't, unless you have a great deal of understanding and knowledge behind you which can only be built up by at least 6 months of experimenting and failing.

      For now, I strongly advise you get a J.O.B
      Originally Posted by schwarzes View Post

      You say you do so many things yet you dont make enough money ?

      So its time to enhance your skills

      Hard work will pay.
      hello respected warrior members!... i am sorry if the title is so confusing for you to understand!... please read the first post carefully...
      1. i do not mind doing hard work neither i doubt my skill set.
      2. i make enough as a cool pocket money, because i am still a student and dun have to earn a living.
      3. ITS TIME... the rarest of all luxuries i own... i do not have time to do all the work i do as i mentioned... but i still do when i get the luxury (read it "free") time...

      I DO NOT HAVE TIME TO DEVOTE IN... as studies require equal (rather more) a deal of hard work... I just needed a laptop for grad school, thats it... some quick sources, jobs, opportunities will be a great share!...

      Thanx
      PS: dun consider me a lazy Git... I am the only workaholic student of my age know to my friends...
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  • Profile picture of the author PPC-Coach
    What's your budget? I'm guessing zero?

    Instant cash is not really possible without a large budget to buy a lot of traffic.
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    • Profile picture of the author wrongnumber
      Originally Posted by PPC-Coach View Post

      What's your budget? I'm guessing zero?

      Instant cash is not really possible without a large budget to buy a lot of traffic.
      hi sir,

      how much do you want me to invest?... if the IM model is promising (rather backed up by a guarantee)... I dun mind investing upto $500 on it... but i hate when the Guru has a last line marked by an asterisk saying that this program might or might bring out the desired results by you. amongst their several disciples they just show off the achievement by one or maybe two... some even fake it(try fiverr, many will show you how to make paypal and CB payment sheets)... so?... is that a good way to extinguish the flame of working hard in a guy, new to this biz?...

      Thanx for pointing it out on me, and not on those, who have been digging pits... for people to fall and they to rise... and then everything is resolved by saying... you did not do the needed hardwork...

      Regards
      PS: i am a comp. sc. undergrad... and aim to be a Computer Scientist at one of the biggest universities in the US... but right now i am wanting the MacBook... urgent... i want to gift one myself on my birthday... two days after... Thanx for your help!
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      • Profile picture of the author jimbo13
        Like my fellow countryman I am perhaps missing something here. Must be us English eh?

        You want the money so that you can buy a laptop yet you have up to $500 to invest.

        Can you just not buy a $500 laptop?

        Dan

        PS: I notice your name is wrongnumber. You are not one of these damned annoying people who phone to say my computer has a 'problem' on it are you?
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        • Profile picture of the author wrongnumber
          Originally Posted by jimbo13 View Post

          Like my fellow countryman I am perhaps missing something here. Must be us English eh?

          You want the money so that you can buy a laptop yet you have up to $500 to invest.

          Can you just not buy a $500 laptop?

          Dan

          PS: I notice your name is wrongnumber. You are not one of these damned annoying people who phone to say my computer has a 'problem' on it are you?
          cool advice man!... i loved it... though i discarded it long back!... ... no i am not one of those annoying guys... i am basically into computer science research, last time i used a $700 IBM, that **** crashed with a single code of mine... i hate those idiot machines, cheap stuff... you cant just imagine, what all techfreaks want in their machines... its like have you seen F&F TOKYO DRIFT?... for them its cars... for us its their machines which should rock!... i already compromised for a mac, after leaving the alienware!..

          Thanx..
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      • Profile picture of the author Richard Van
        Originally Posted by wrongnumber View Post

        but i hate when the Guru has a last line marked by an asterisk saying that this program might or might bring out the desired results by you.
        Hi Wrongnumber,

        What you're referring to there is a disclaimer. It's necessary to put that on your sites, in fact it's a legal requirement in the "sue" culture we live in. It's basically up to you to take the information you buy and use it, if it doesn't work for you, it doesn't mean it doesn't work. Like everything in life there are very many different variables and what works for one person doing it one way make not work for the next person.

        Like all things it takes practise and persistence. If something doesn't work the first time you try it, it doesn't mean it won't work the second time. It may not work then either but it's up to you to keep trying.

        There is no quick fix though. I couldn't possibly show you how to make the money for that Mac you want in the time you need to get it and if you've $500 to invest, put a bit more in and you have your Mac.

        You need to put in the effort and create your own reality.
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        • Profile picture of the author wrongnumber
          Originally Posted by Richard Van View Post

          Hi Wrongnumber,

          What you're referring to there is a disclaimer. It's necessary to put that on your sites, in fact it's a legal requirement in the "sue" culture we live in. It's basically up to you to take the information you buy and use it, if it doesn't work for you, it doesn't mean it doesn't work. Like everything in life there are very many different variables and what works for one person doing it one way make not work for the next person.

          Like all things it takes practise and persistence. If something doesn't work the first time you try it, it doesn't mean it won't work the second time. It may not work then either but it's up to you to keep trying.

          There is no quick fix though. I couldn't possibly show you how to make the money for that Mac you want in the time you need to get it and if you've $500 to invest, put a bit more in and you have your Mac.

          You need to put in the effort and create your own reality.
          hi sir,

          Can You please PM me and elaborate?... i t should not be like... i end up losing even the $500 reserved laptop!..

          Thanx
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          • Profile picture of the author Richard Van
            Originally Posted by wrongnumber View Post

            hi sir,

            Can You please PM me and elaborate?... i t should not be like... i end up losing even the $500 reserved laptop!..

            Thanx
            OK.

            Lets cut to the chase.

            You have $500 to invest. How much do you need? When do you need it by? (I.e. When's your birthday?)

            Now tell me what you can do. Can you make sites? Can you make software?

            What are your skills in IM?

            I have to go to bed soon but I'll try and point you in the right direction.

            Like I said though, if it was that easy for anyone to make a few hundred bucks in a few days, no one would be asking the questions they do on this forum.

            As for the post above this - Don't even think of going there. (...and I'm talking about Spock4771's post, in case it gets deleted)
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            • Profile picture of the author wrongnumber
              Originally Posted by Richard Van View Post

              OK.

              Lets cut to the chase.

              You have $500 to invest. How much do you need? When do you need it by? (I.e. When's your birthday?)

              Now tell me what you can do. Can you make sites? Can you make software?

              What are your skills in IM?

              I have to go to bed soon but I'll try and point you in the right direction.

              Like I said though, if it was that easy for anyone to make a few hundred bucks in a few days, no one would be asking the questions they do on this forum.

              As for the post above this - Don't even think of going there. (...and I'm talking about Spock4771's post, in case it gets deleted)
              Sending a PM... thanx!...
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            • Profile picture of the author festi9
              Originally Posted by Richard Van View Post

              OK.

              Lets cut to the chase.

              You have $500 to invest. How much do you need? When do you need it by? (I.e. When's your birthday?)

              Now tell me what you can do. Can you make sites? Can you make software?

              What are your skills in IM?

              I have to go to bed soon but I'll try and point you in the right direction.

              Like I said though, if it was that easy for anyone to make a few hundred bucks in a few days, no one would be asking the questions they do on this forum.

              As for the post above this - Don't even think of going there. (...and I'm talking about Spock4771's post, in case it gets deleted)
              Can you Please help me out i also have the same problem but i only have 300$
              i only need 2500$
              in a month
              Ya i can make sites
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  • Profile picture of the author wrongnumber
    HEY EVERY ONE I AM NOT DEMANDING A GET RICH QUICK SCHEME.... ITS JUST I WANT TO GIFT MY SELF A LAPTOP THIS BIRTHDAY OF MINE, WHEN I GET 21 YEARS OLD.... PLEASE I AM NOT A LAZY GIT WHO AVOIDS HARD WORK... ITS JUST THE TIME I DON'T HAVE

    THANX
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    • Profile picture of the author scrofford
      Originally Posted by wrongnumber View Post

      HEY EVERY ONE I AM NOT DEMANDING A GET RICH QUICK SCHEME.... ITS JUST I WANT TO GIFT MY SELF A LAPTOP THIS BIRTHDAY OF MINE, WHEN I GET 21 YEARS OLD.... PLEASE I AM NOT A LAZY GIT WHO AVOIDS HARD WORK... ITS JUST THE TIME I DON'T HAVE

      THANX
      So what's wrong with promoting the stuff in your sig? Of course one site you can't make heads or tails of and another link is broken, but I saw a couple there that look like you could promote? Seriously. There is no magic formula dude. Find someone with a problem, give them the solution, make money.
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  • Profile picture of the author MatthewNeer
    Find a high ticket affiliate program, ideally something that pays your more than $300 per sale, and run it on Facebook Ads.

    That is by far the fastest way to make money right now unless you've got yourself a big email list.

    If you don't have a budget, SEO is probably your next best bet...
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    • Profile picture of the author wrongnumber
      Originally Posted by MatthewNeer View Post

      Find a high ticket affiliate program, ideally something that pays your more than $300 per sale, and run it on Facebook Ads.

      That is by far the fastest way to make money right now unless you've got yourself a big email list.

      If you don't have a budget, SEO is probably your next best bet...
      tried that already... even with products already related to FB like farmville and cityville guides... does not cash well... still if you have some working model, help me with it!

      Thanxz
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      • Profile picture of the author MatthewNeer
        Originally Posted by wrongnumber View Post

        tried that already... even with products already related to FB like farmville and cityville guides... does not cash well... still if you have some working model, help me with it!

        Thanxz
        Then you are probably doing something wrong with your ads on FB.

        Were you getting charged a lot of money per click? Or where you just making any sales, which in that case you might be targeting to many keywords at once.

        With Facebook, you wanna target like one keyword per ad. Then make a ton of ads all targeting different keywords.

        I've got a case study on exactly how I did this coming out as a WSO soon. It will reveal everything to ya and how I did it step by step.

        But for right now man, gimme some feedback and I'll see how I can help ya out.
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        • Profile picture of the author wrongnumber
          Originally Posted by MatthewNeer View Post

          Then you are probably doing something wrong with your ads on FB.

          Were you getting charged a lot of money per click? Or where you just making any sales, which in that case you might be targeting to many keywords at once.

          With Facebook, you wanna target like one keyword per ad. Then make a ton of ads all targeting different keywords.

          I've got a case study on exactly how I did this coming out as a WSO soon. It will reveal everything to ya and how I did it step by step.

          But for right now man, gimme some feedback and I'll see how I can help ya out.
          PM SENT!... look into it..
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          • Profile picture of the author Richard Van
            Hello Wrongnumber,

            I was hoping you'd answer my questions. I genuinely wanted to help you.

            Never mind, it's getting late here so it's bed time for me.

            Good luck getting that Mac.
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  • Profile picture of the author sonicadam123
    I think if there was a way to make the money your after in such a short amount of time then NOBODY would give this information away freely.

    Then eventually everyone would start doing it..

    And after a while it wouldn't be so profitable because of the amount of people doing it.

    But.. lets say hypothetically that someone did give you the answer you were after, there's no guarantee that it would work for you, there are just too many variables, the same as with any IM product, they work for some, but not everyone.

    Every method of generating money needs two basic things, hard work and time, like you say you don't mind hard work, but it's the time factor. (skill is important too, but anyone can develop a skill, just takes hard work and time)

    So unfortunately I just don't think this is possible for you


    However, if I am wrong, I will eat my hat!
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    • Profile picture of the author wrongnumber
      Originally Posted by sonicadam123 View Post

      I think if there was a way to make the money your after in such a short amount of time then NOBODY would give this information away freely.

      Then eventually everyone would start doing it..

      And after a while it wouldn't be so profitable because of the amount of people doing it.

      But.. lets say hypothetically that someone did give you the answer you were after, there's no guarantee that it would work for you, there are just too many variables, the same as with any IM product, they work for some, but not everyone.

      Every method of generating money needs two basic things, hard work and time, like you say you don't mind hard work, but it's the time factor. (skill is important too, but anyone can develop a skill, just takes hard work and time)

      So unfortunately I just don't think this is possible for you


      However, if I am wrong, I will eat my hat!
      nothing but the truth... thanx man!
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    how about you just ebay the stuff you dont want or need? lol only thing you need is to go to the post off to send it no cash to invest, nothing to read or learn, apart from few clicks upload an image, and put ur paypal id in.

    i sold a phone on there the other day. took me 4 mins to do the process. come back later that evening it was sold! simples
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    • Profile picture of the author Jeremy Kelsall
      Very simple 5 step process....

      1. shave thoroughly
      2. Put on some lip stick
      3. Find a short skirt
      4. Stand on corner
      5. Profit


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      • Profile picture of the author Richard Van
        Originally Posted by Jeremy Kelsall View Post

        Very simple 5 step process....

        1. shave thoroughly
        2. Put on some lip stick
        3. Find a short skirt
        4. Stand on corner
        5. Profit
        No way Jeremy?

        I always knew there was more to you.

        Do you do this whenever you have a bad month, to get those extra few dollars in?

        I'll give it a try this weekend.
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        • Profile picture of the author Daniel Scott
          Originally Posted by Richard Van View Post

          No way Jeremy?

          I always knew there was more to you.

          Do you do this whenever you have a bad month, to get those extra few dollars in?

          I'll give it a try this weekend.
          Jeremy doesn't have bad months any more...

          ...but he still does it for fun.

          -Daniel
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      • Profile picture of the author wrongnumber
        Originally Posted by Jeremy Kelsall View Post

        Very simple 5 step process....

        1. shave thoroughly
        2. Put on some lip stick
        3. Find a short skirt
        4. Stand on corner
        5. Profit


        P.S. you might want to use one of those disclaimers that you don't like...

        *you may or may not have the desired results with purchase
        thanx... i will still prefer the male counter part... at least $300 a night...
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    Yea bro jus send me ur $500 and i will get u my magic button secret super duper fast money cash getting system and not only that but you'll get 2 for the price of one!...sweet!....but only if u order in the next 20 mins.!

    I'll even throw in a piece of choice real estate in florida...you know some primo SWAMP LAND and it could all be yours for sending me your $500 RITE NOW!...QUICK DON'T DELAY DO IT NOW!....

    Your the exact type of person this type of BS advertising is geared towards. Don't confuse staying busy with being productive. There is NO substitute for putting in the time and effort it takes to master a craft or skill.

    It appears your suffering from instant gratification syndrome that a lot of kids your age suffer from....if u don't see quick results from something then your patience wears thin. You need a lot longer attention span than that of a knat!...I wish u well

    PS: Hang on to your money and add to it until u can afford ur new toy and don't fall prey to get rich quick schemes....
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  • Profile picture of the author Kal Sallam
    Sell your stuff on eBay and improve your English.
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  • Profile picture of the author Beatrice
    Just 2x little words::rolleyes:

    Good luck
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  • Profile picture of the author blillard
    The instant income formula is hard work and dedication mixed with a butt ton of action taking followed by tracking, optimizing and scaling on what is already working for your business. In a nut shell.
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  • Profile picture of the author sbucciarel
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    Plain and simple, there is no make money online method that does not require TIME.
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  • Profile picture of the author festi9
    hey Richard Van
    Can you please help me i have the same problem
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    • Profile picture of the author Richard Van
      Originally Posted by festi9 View Post

      hey Richard Van
      Can you please help me i have the same problem
      With respect, I've helped a lot of people since I've been here but the one thing I've noticed is people not helping themselves so this is what I do when I take people on (Which I very rarely do)

      I ask them to go and look up Ed Dale and the Challenge. It's a totally free course, you learn a lot, build your own site and learn how to market it.

      That way I know I have someone serious that is willing to work for their money. This isn't a get rich quick scheme, you have to put in a lot of hard work.

      If you do the challenge and come back and show me your site and tell me what you've learned, I quite possibly will help you. However, if you just expect me to just show you how to make $2500 because you want it, that's not much help. With respect again, if I want something from someone, I tend to try a bit harder than that.

      Do the Challenge, come back and we'll take it from there.

      I'd like to help the OP too but the one thing he doesn't have is time and sadly one needs time to make money, otherwise we'd all be rich and lying on a beach.
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      • Profile picture of the author Richard Van
        Wrongnumber,

        It's not as simple as that.

        I make some good money from adwords but it's not a case of just setting the campaign up and making loads of money. I spend weeks testing different ads, ruthlessly getting rid of negative keywords, Testing exact match then phrase match, testing, testing, testing until I'm convinced I have as profitable campaign as I can get.

        I'm sorry but you have no time to invest in this, you only have 20 days but you have some money. Respectfully, if you don't know how to invest that money now, I can't see how I can possibly teach you how to do it in 20 days.

        You have too many restrictions on yourself. If you really wanted that laptop, you would find the time.

        I read your PM and you can do loads of things, the problem is you only have 20 days.
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      • Profile picture of the author festi9
        Originally Posted by Richard Van View Post

        With respect, I've helped a lot of people since I've been here but the one thing I've noticed is people not helping themselves so this is what I do when I take people on (Which I very rarely do)

        I ask them to go and look up Ed Dale and the Challenge. It's a totally free course, you learn a lot, build your own site and learn how to market it.

        That way I know I have someone serious that is willing to work for their money. This isn't a get rich quick scheme, you have to put in a lot of hard work.

        If you do the challenge and come back and show me your site and tell me what you've learned, I quite possibly will help you. However, if you just expect me to just show you how to make $2500 because you want it, that's not much help. With respect again, if I want something from someone, I tend to try a bit harder than that.

        I'd like to help the OP too but the one thing he doesn't have is time and sadly one needs time to make money, otherwise we'd all be rich and lying on a beach.
        I have my own website "www easylifetricks com"
        i only have a problem that t dont have traffic to that site


        "Ed Dale and the Challenge"-----can you please elaborate this
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        • Profile picture of the author Richard Van
          Originally Posted by festi9 View Post

          I have my own website "www easylifetricks com"
          i only have a problem that t dont have traffic to that site


          "Ed Dale and the Challenge"-----can you please elaborate this
          Yes.

          Go here

          Sign up and do the course. It will take a short while.

          Just because you have a site doesn't mean it will make you money.

          Besides, seeing as your site is all about how to make money quickly and easily, I'm surprised you've got this problem.

          Look, you have a site, that's why I want you to do the challenge, to learn how to get traffic and build another site following the instructions in it.

          You have 2 choices here, either do the challenge and show me your site afterwards having done the whole course (it's free anyway) or, if you're so desperate to make money quickly with minimal work, you can do it by yourself. The sooner people get over the fact this isn't a get rich quick without working scheme, the better.

          If I was told to do something as simple as that when I started, I'd have done it but then I knew this was a business and I had to work hard to get anywhere

          Also, this thread is about the OP, it's only so long until someone accuses you of hijacking this thread.
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        • Profile picture of the author Greg guitar
          Originally Posted by festi9 View Post

          I have my own website "www easylifetricks com"
          i only have a problem that t dont have traffic to that site


          "Ed Dale and the Challenge"-----can you please elaborate this
          Let me quote from your site: "Earn Money Quickly & Easily
          Discover the easist ways to earn money here."

          -the header

          The headline from the lead article: "
          Penny Stock Prophet

          May 16, 2011 By John Leave a Comment
          James Connelly

          A.K.A the "Penny Stock Prophet"

          Reveals the Secret to turning $1000

          into $1 Million...



          I suggest you either follow your own teachings or quit promoting garbage.
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  • Profile picture of the author wrongnumber
    lets keep it simple guys.... its $1500 and i have 20 days... can anybody tell me i have nothing in hand for the time being... how to get it... (i can invest!)
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    • Profile picture of the author festi9
      Originally Posted by wrongnumber View Post

      lets keep it simple guys.... its $1500 and i have 20 days... can anybody tell me i have nothing in hand for the time being... how to get it... (i can invest!)
      Hey i am also in the same condition but the only difference is i have 300$ to invest,
      Please PM me if you get any way to achieve your goal. please Do message me.

      Thanks.........
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    • Profile picture of the author Anonymous Affiliate
      Originally Posted by wrongnumber View Post

      lets keep it simple guys.... its $1500 and i have 20 days... can anybody tell me i have nothing in hand for the time being... how to get it... (i can invest!)
      Dude, dont you realize you're simply not being realistic? dont you realize you're asking for a way to make money within investing any time, money or know-how? do you TRULY believe you're going to get anywhere with that mind set?

      Time to wake up...
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  • Profile picture of the author Rose Anderson
    I really wish I could help you because that would mean that I know a way to make instant cash without investing any time. I don't.

    You seem like a hard-working dedicated student so I don't think you're lazy.

    However, what you're asking is exactly the same thing that a lazy person would ask..."How can I make instant money when I don't have any time available to put in the work to earn it?"

    You can't ask a lazy person question and then be surprised when people jump to the conclusion you're lazy. (Even though I realize you're not, you get my point).

    I would say give yourself a break and settle for a belated birthday present. Keep working for the computer you want but set a realistic goal and time-frame.

    Good luck. And if you do find an instant money making plan will you please PM me the details

    Rose
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  • Profile picture of the author celente
    go to internetts

    find out what prople are buying.

    Ask them exactly what they want to learn about

    Offer this information to them for a price.

    pretty much caveman style of how to do it.

    If you get off your arse and do it, prepare to make money.
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  • Profile picture of the author Greg guitar
    I think a lot of the responses to the OP are unnecessarily harsh because of his horrible headline. There are lots of ways to make less than $1000 in a week-that is not instant. He says his time is very limited, so he's hoping to find a more efficient way to get to it without writing $2 articles as he's been doing.

    My simple formula: Join the Warroom and find one of the plans in there and do it-only $35!
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