Dear Mr. Paul Myers...

13 years ago

This is simple - Go and post this sort of thing in the Off Topic section. Looks like your a funny guy so go post there and we will come and have a look.

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Thaddaeus T. Hogg 13 years ago

Originally Posted by Tom Bartlett

This is simple - Go and post this sort of thing in the Off Topic section. Looks like your a funny guy so go post there and we will come and have a look.

Now why in tarnation would I want to post a thank you to the modulators in the off topic forum? Shore don't make no sense to me. I DO preciate you keepin thangs simple an all though!
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Martin Luxton

13 years ago

Thaddaeus,

Paul doesn't do it personally. This forum software has a built-in Thaddaeus Wit & Enlightenment alert - whenever you write something containing both elements, as soon as you hit 'submit', the Forum automatically locks the thread.

Martin

P.S. This thread-locking doesn't work on Mondays :-)

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Thaddaeus T. Hogg

13 years ago

Originally Posted by Martin Luxton

Thaddaeus,

Paul doesn't do it personally. This forum software has a built-in Thaddaeus Wit & Enlightenment alert - whenever you write something containing both elements, as soon as you hit 'submit', the Forum automatically locks the thread.

Martin

Dang Martin, I shore didn't know this here form had a built-in TWEA! Seems to be lots a them thangs in the places I make posts! Actually, I'm just kiddin bout that cause I don't post nowheres else othern here. One thang you can say bout old Thad is that he ain't no forum adulterer!

Ya'll take care!

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Martin Luxton

13 years ago

Originally Posted by Thaddaeus T. Hogg

Dang Martin, I shore didn't know this here form had a built-in TWEA! Seems to be lots a them thangs in the places I make posts! Actually, I'm just kiddin bout that cause I don't post nowheres else othern here. One thang you can say bout old Thad is that he ain't no forum adulterer!

Ya'll take care!

Thaddaeus,

I think I saw a WSO for a TWEAK (Thaddaeus Wit & Enlightenment Alert Killer).

Be quick, though, it was a dime sale and it's already reached $3,425.25 (must be a lot of Thaddaeus' on this forum

).

Martin

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Thaddaeus T. Hogg

13 years ago

Originally Posted by Martin Luxton

Thaddaeus,

I think I saw a WSO for a TWEAK (Thaddaeus Wit & Enlightenment Alert Killer).

Be quick, though, it was a dime sale and it's already reached $3,425.25 (must be a lot of Thaddaeus' on this forum

).

Martin

Martin, I done gots me one a those thangs an I named it Lulabelle! Me an ole Lulabelle can take off a flys wing at 600 yards an the dadgum fly wouldn't never know it was missin it till it jumped off an bumped its butt!

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Paul Myers

13 years ago

Martin,

Paul doesn't do it personally. This forum software has a built-in Thaddaeus Wit & Enlightenment alert - whenever you write something containing both elements, as soon as you hit 'submit', the Forum automatically locks the thread.

Okay. That was funny.

Yo, T-Hogg... How do you know it's me that's been locking them? There's quite a few of us 'modulators' hereabouts.

Paul

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Matthew Shane Roe 13 years ago

Originally Posted by Paul Myers

Martin,Okay. That was funny.

Yo, T-Hogg... How do you know it's me that's been locking them? There's quite a few of us 'modulators' hereabouts.

Paul

It was rumored you were the creator of the TWEAK script that's on the rave

Only makes sense when you think about it that you would be the one locking threads. Alas, you got tired of it so created the software to automate the system.

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  This is exactly the type of post I wish to see more of!
  
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  Originally Posted by jimbo13
  
  This is exactly the type of post I wish to see more of!
  
  Forget the IM dull stuff.
  
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Gail Sober

13 years ago

You sound like you could actually be one of my neighbors

The bad thing is I can understand everything you write without having to think about it. lol.

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wholesale idiot 13 years ago

Originally Posted by Gail Sober

You sound like you could actually be one of my neighbors

The bad thing is I can understand everything you write without having to think about it. lol.

Yeppers. Reckon as to how thar be a mite of truth in them words.
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Murt@gh

13 years ago

What is that chronic liver destroying potion behind the character in your avatar?

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Thaddaeus T. Hogg

13 years ago

Originally Posted by Murt@gh

What is that chronic liver destroying potion behind the character in your avatar?

Why that is just my joint medicine (an no, you don't light it). I make it myself and sell... ummm, give it to all my friends!

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Thaddaeus T. Hogg

13 years ago

Yo, T-Hogg... How do you know it's me that's been locking them? There's quite a few of us 'modulators' hereabouts.

Now come on, Paul, how in tarnation do ya think I knowed it? Look at yore dadgum first name son... PAUL! It don't take no moron to figger out that Paul Fix was the actor what played sheriff Micah on The Rifleman. Let me be reinteratin... his first name was PAUL... just like a certain fellar round these here parts!!! As sheriff, he was always an forever throwin them bad boys in the hoosegow and what in tarnation do you hafta have to be able to do that... a lock! NOW do ya get it?

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Paul Myers

13 years ago

Ladies and gentlemen...

Now come on, Paul, how in tarnation do ya think I knowed it? Look at yore dadgum first name son... PAUL! It don't take no moron to figger out that Paul Fix was the actor what played sheriff Micah on The Rifleman. Let me be reinteratin... his first name was PAUL... just like a certain fellar round these here parts!!! As sheriff, he was always an forever throwin them bad boys in the hoosegow and what in tarnation do you hafta have to be able to do that... a lock! NOW do ya get it?

This is your brain on moonshine.

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Paul Myers

13 years ago

Leave it to someone named Skid_Roe to call me a tweaker.

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scrofford 13 years ago

Originally Posted by Paul Myers

Leave it to someone named Skid_Roe to call me a tweaker.

ROFL! That was funny too!
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Paul Myers

13 years ago

PS: In an odd coincidence, did you know that Thaddeus Mumford was one of the writers on MASH?

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Dan C. Rinnert 13 years ago

Originally Posted by Paul Myers

PS: In an odd coincidence, did you know that Thaddeus Mumford was one of the writers on MASH?

It would come full circle if Thaddaeus T. Hogg were to become a writer for Mashable.
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Thaddaeus T. Hogg 13 years ago

Originally Posted by Paul Myers

PS: In an odd coincidence, did you know that Thaddeus Mumford was one of the writers on MASH?

Funny you should be mentionin that there bit of witty information! That there is the name that I write under!!! I shore hate usin a fake name like that but it was a spearmint I was tryin out back in the day.

For all you younguns readin this at home, don't be usin no fake names cause it has been proven to cause gentle warts an it just ain't very nice!
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theplugindude

13 years ago

Ok...

I just hope no one gets into trouble here...

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Thaddaeus T. Hogg 13 years ago

Originally Posted by prats2992

Ok...

I just hope no one gets into trouble here...

Don't ya be worryin bout that prats2992 cause we all usin protection!
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LooseChange

13 years ago

dadgum? Is this Bobby Bowden is disguise?

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Rod Cortez

13 years ago

Thad, you need to lay off the moonshine and quit chasing all dem durn varmits off ur sod!

RoD

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Thaddaeus T. Hogg

13 years ago

Why, OH WHY, in tarnation do ya keep on locking them threads afore I get posted in them?

Okay, I got to be apologizin to Mr. Myers now! I just wrote a comment in a spammy thread bout a PR7 website an my immemorial post actually made it in there... course the whole dadgum thread got deleted bout 4 minutes later but a few folks got to be enlightened by my invaluable insights for a few tics a the clock!

I'm bein right sorry Mr. Myers for sinuatin you was deletin them spammy posts fore I got done with em!

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Thaddaeus T. Hogg

13 years ago

Originally Posted by Ken_Caudill

Worst attempt at writing southern vernacular I ever saw.

Gotta be a yankee.

Actually not! Southern bred and Southern born! (I don't be knowin WHY on earth the sayin is Southern born an bred cause that's sorta backwards)

I do need to be tellin ya that I don't much like talkin bout my vernaculars. Thems private and I ain't never been neutered!

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Thaddaeus T. Hogg 13 years ago

Worst attempt at writing southern vernacular I ever saw.

Sides Mr. Caudill, I am known as the HILLBILLY marketer an I am NOT known the SOUTHERNBILLY marketer!
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  Thaddaeus T. Hogg 13 years ago
  
  I'm still pretty sure you're a yankee.
  
  This is purty embarrassin cause I'm fairly shore you done got me mixed up with some other folks. To be quite truthful, I ain't NEVER played no baseball in my whole dadburn lifetime!
  
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CDarklock

13 years ago

Originally Posted by Thaddaeus T. Hogg

(I don't be knowin WHY on earth the sayin is Southern born an bred cause that's sorta backwards)

*cough*

Now, being a Southern man myself, and one quite happy to expound at length on the inconsistencies, inaccuracies, and downright lies in the historical record of the War of Northern Aggression... it does pain me to observe this.

But honestly, "backwards" is something we are rather known for.

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Thaddaeus T. Hogg

13 years ago

Now, being a Southern man myself, and one quite happy to expound at length on the inconsistencies, inaccuracies, and downright lies in the historical record of the War of Northern Aggression.

DO WHAT? Dadgumit young fellar, speak English like the rest of us folks!

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CDarklock

13 years ago

Originally Posted by Thaddaeus T. Hogg

Dadgumit young fellar, speak English like the rest of us folks!

Thaddaeus... some of us do need to maintain a certain decorum that is, shall we say, palatable to our Northern associates.

And while stump-jumpin' Jethro may indeed be someone I respect and admire for his stump-jumping abilities, and I have myself been known to jump the occasional stump, the Yankee has never been known to do serious business with such a man. Or at least, not openly.

We are not all so fortunate as to have been born and raised in the Ozarks or the Blue Ridge, after all.

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Kay King 13 years ago

In parts of the deep South - that stump is a family tree.
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Paul Myers

13 years ago

Originally Posted by CDarklock

the Yankee has never been known to do serious business with such a man. Or at least, not openly.

Y'all ain't been keepin' up own baseball salaries, has yeh?

Currently on the active roster for the Yankees:

Boone Logan (Helotes, Texas)
Jorge Posada (Puerto Rico is south, right?)
Brett Gardner (Holly Hill, SC)
Chris Dickerson (Hollywood. Well, it's southern CA)
Luis Ayala (Mexico. That's California's version of the Deep South.)
Lance Pendleton (Houston, TX)
A.J. Burnett (Little Rock, AR)

... and last, but not least...

David Robertson (Birmingham, AL)

That's not counting players from islands outside the US, or places so far south they're in another hemisphere.

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CDarklock

13 years ago

Originally Posted by Paul Myers

Y'all ain't been keepin' up own baseball salaries, has yeh?

Kind sir, I have never been of the opinion that baseball is serious business.

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Paul Myers

13 years ago

Originally Posted by CDarklock

Kind sir, I have never been of the opinion that baseball is serious business.

$7 Billion in gross revenues for last season. That's almost $5.5 million gross per active player, counting the 40-man rosters. A lot more if you go by the "active" rosters of 25 per team.

That seems fairly serious on the business side.

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13 years ago

Originally Posted by Paul Myers

That seems fairly serious on the business side.

Ahh ya think!....LOL. Kudos to them but.

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13 years ago

Now I know why people keep telling me "you're not funny."

THIS is funny.

Thank God I'm not a comedian for a living.

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Thaddaeus T. Hogg 13 years ago

Now I know why people keep telling me "you're not funny."

Now why in tarnation would folks be telling you that ole Thad is not funny? Ohhhh, you be meanin YOU'RE not funny... wait, that thar is what you said in the firstest place. Did you be meanin I'M not funny or did you be meanin that YOU, not meanin ME, but you said "YOU" so I gots to thankin you was meanin me! Okay, I gots this here figgered out now!

Heck, don't you go bein so dadgum hard on yoreself Waggie... you shore are a funny boy! I ain't so shore you can sing worth a hoot but you shore are a funny boy!!!
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13 years ago

Originally Posted by Martin Luxton

Thaddaeus,

Paul doesn't do it personally. This forum software has a built-in Thaddaeus Wit & Enlightenment alert - whenever you write something containing both elements, as soon as you hit 'submit', the Forum automatically locks the thread.

Martin

P.S. This thread-locking doesn't work on Mondays :-)

Don't laugh too hard - that's not far from the truth.

Forum software does have alerts that go off when certain conditions are met across the board, certain forums, group of individuals, whatever criteria they choose. (Forum size) X (sneaky spam + new scams + strong personalities) = Forum Content easily Curated by Modulators Note: Pure Speculation, nothing more.

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"immaculate perception"

Where do you come up with this stuff?! I agree with Eric - you should definitely do a video blog!

As for that scarey Paul Myers guy - yep, he's a dang good modulator! Keeps us all on our toes!

You're right! Put them all together and they are hilariously funny!!

The secret to Paul Myers lovableness is two-fold but the biggest one by far is. COMMON Freakin' SENSE and I bet you can guess the other one.

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13 years ago

Originally Posted by CDarklock

Kind sir, I have never been of the opinion that baseball is serious business.

Baseball... that's the game of "Rounders" that English
girls play isn't it? ;-)

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CDarklock 13 years ago

Originally Posted by John Taylor

Baseball... that's the game of "Rounders" that English girls play isn't it? ;-)

Yes sir, only not as interesting.

The uniforms are still rather revealing in a suggestive fashion, but the players simply do not engage my attention as keenly.
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Bill Farnham

13 years ago

Originally Posted by John Taylor

Baseball... that's the game of "Rounders" that English girls play isn't it? ;-)

Don't you guys wear skirts over there? :p

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Thaddaeus T. Hogg

13 years ago

Originally Posted by Bill Farnham

Don't you guys wear skirts over there? :p

~Bill

Well now there Wild Bill, you are just a showin how you ain't got as much cultural learnin as old Thad. See, words can be meanin two different thangs in two different countries. Now, over thar where John Taylor lives in Iceland, they don't be wearin dresses. They be wearin a "kilt!"

Now over here in Stumpwoody Holler, "kilt" is what you will be gettin if ya mess with ole Thad too many times. Now do you be seein the difference?

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Bill Farnham

13 years ago

Originally Posted by Thaddaeus T. Hogg

Well now there Wild Bill, you are just a showin how you ain't got as much cultural learnin as old Thad. See, words can be meanin two different thangs in two different countries. Now, over thar where John Taylor lives in Iceland, they don't be wearin dresses. They be wearin a "kilt!"

Now over here in Stumpwoody Holler, "kilt" is what you will be gettin if ya mess with ole Thad too many times. Now do you be seein the difference?

Thad, nobody ever splained it to me like that before. Thanks.

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Paul Myers

13 years ago

JT,

Baseball... that's the game of "Rounders" that English girls play isn't it? ;-)

I thought you English girls played "Hide and go sheep?"

Paul

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Eric Louviere

13 years ago

what would be funny is a video blog from Tad... accent, teeth, moonshine and all.

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Cali16

13 years ago

I don't think I've ever laughed so hard reading a WF thread in the 4 years I've been here!

Some of my favs -

"Granny Twitterbutt"
"constipulated"
"best penist"
"immaculate perception"

Where do you come up with this stuff?! I agree with Eric - you should definitely do a video blog!

As for that scarey Paul Myers guy - yep, he's a dang good modulator! Keeps us all on our toes!

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13 years ago

Cali,

As for that scarey Paul Myers guy - yep, he's a dang good modulator!

Thank you. I have a voice for radio. I'm also told I have the face for it. That somehow never sounds like a good thing, though...

Paul
"Kall me kornfewzedd"

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Jeannie Crabtree

13 years ago

Thad, Imagine bumping into you here tonight (don't get here as often anymore). Thanks for the laugh, I needed that today.

Hope things have been good in your neck of the woods.

I will add my thanks to the modulators as well.

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Thaddaeus T. Hogg

13 years ago

Originally Posted by Jeannie Crabtree

Thad, Imagine bumping into you here tonight (don't get here as often anymore). Thanks for the laugh, I needed that today.

Hope things have been good in your neck of the woods.

I will add my thanks to the modulators as well.

Why there's Ms. Jeannie Crabtree! It shore has been a long spell since we been seein ya! Ya know Ole Thad has missed ya, don't ya? Why yore sweetern the corn squeezins I use in my super secret moonshi... ummm, rheumatize medicine recipe!

It's good hearin from ya! Don't make yoreself such a stranger round these parts, ya hear?

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sanssecret

13 years ago

Originally Posted by Paul Myers

Cali,Thank you. I have a voice for radio. I'm also told I have the face for it. That somehow never sounds like a good thing, though...

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And one of these days I'm gonna add you on Skype just to hear it. Funnily enough, in my head you sound just like Thaddeus.:confused:

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Richard Van 13 years ago

Originally Posted by Paul Myers

JT,I thought you English girls played "Hide and go sheep?"

Paul

No, no, no. That's Wales....

I'd also be somewhat wary, despite the pond seperating you, of calling a Scotsman an "English girl"
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PatriciaJ 13 years ago

Thaddaeus you made me cry with laughing. Somebody once told me that those from the other side of the pond didn't have much of a sense of humour. Now I know that they were lying, you've got humour in spades and I think I'm falling for your charms..could be the moonshine.

Thanks Thadaeus you brightened up my day

Love this thread, hope it doesn't get deleted modulators
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Christian Little

13 years ago

I love the hillbilly postings lol. You can actually hear the accent in your head when reading the posts

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John Taylor 13 years ago

Originally Posted by Christian Little

ou can actually hear the accent in your head

You can get medication for that. ;-)

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  Originally Posted by John Taylor
  
  You can get medication for that. ;-)
  
  John
  
  AUNT GIRDIE'S GIRDLE... I shore cain't believe who just dropped in here! MR. JOHN TAYLOR!!!
  
  I was flat out bamboozelled when I saw Mr. Myers drop in here but now...
  
  Talk bout superstar interneet marketeers... why, Mr. Taylor has been one a my heros since I was a little Thadder! You folks don't KNOW who Mr. Taylor is? Well...
  
  Mr. Taylor is the immaculate perception!
  
  Mr. Taylor is the Liberace of the Warrior Forum! (For all you younguns, Liberace was a famous piano player and he was one of the best penist what ever lived)
  
  Mr. Taylor is the Tiny Tim of the tulip world!
  
  Mr. Taylor IS the master of his dingy and the captain of his boil!
  
  John Taylor, you have shore have shinyed up the day for a little hillbilly from the holler! Soon as I get through sloppin out the pigpen, I ain't NEVER gonna warsh my hands again!
  
  Folks, I gotta <sniff> <sniff> be running now cause I'm gettin all choked up... well, I'm bout to mess my britchies too!
  
  Ya'll take care!
  
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John Taylor

13 years ago

Look here Hogg... how many, how many, how may times
do I need to explain it's DOCTOR Taylor?

<sigh>

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Thaddaeus T. Hogg

13 years ago

I shore am sorry DR. Taylor! You been away for so long that I done forgot how nervous I get when I see you walkin towards me with one a them rubber gloves on yore hand!

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John Taylor

13 years ago

Originally Posted by Thaddaeus T. Hogg

I shore am sorry DR. Taylor! You been away for so long that I done forgot how nervous I get when I see you walkin towards me with one a them rubber gloves on yore hand!

Don't let you mind wander - it's far too small to be let out on its own

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Jun Balona

13 years ago

I'm having a sudden burst of laughter that people around me are just staring me now.

Liberace being the "best penist"? I thought it was Elton John.

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SocialMediaOwls 13 years ago

Classic....get that man on Squidbillies
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Dwight Anthony

13 years ago

This thread is too funny, thanks for a good laugh today.

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LynneCarey

13 years ago

You are all too funny.... lol Nice to have a laugh though.

And even I can hear the accent... and I am Australian! All that American television growing up.... Those Beverly Hillbillies have a lot to answer for.

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tdj

13 years ago

Sounds like you could know something about making moonshine. Are you from parts unknown?

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Thaddaeus T. Hogg 13 years ago

Originally Posted by tdj

Sounds like you could know something about making moonshine. Are you from parts unknown?

Well now, I gots to tell ya that I DO know a thing or two bout shine! As for the other part, are you makin fun a me? Of course, I know where all my parts are!!!
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Paul Myers

13 years ago

Thad,

Indeed. In the UK, a skirt is an article of women's clothing. In Arkansas, it's a protective covering for the foundation of a house. In Stumpwoody, it's a fancy way of sayin' "Sneak around the edge of the Sheriff's land whilst yer stumblin' home from the still."

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13 years ago

Hey Bo! U herd dat new wu tang song?

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simondoddmarketing

13 years ago

Classic thread! I feel this needs to be stickied so everyone can have a daily laugh along with you deep southerners!

Thanks from me to all the modulators as well and although I am no liberace I do know a couple of good penists.

Keep up the hilarity please!

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Karan Goel

13 years ago

Just off-topic: This thread should be in "ancient poetry that
makes no sense" section.

Ignore this post, too..

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Sumit Menon

13 years ago

Whatever happened to Good Ol' thread deletion?

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Tsnyder 13 years ago

Originally Posted by Sumit Menon

Whatever happened to Good Ol' thread deletion?

We generally save that for people with no sense of humor...
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HeySal

13 years ago

Originally Posted by Thaddaeus T. Hogg

(Dontcha go worrin cause I am not the sorta fellar what goes wonderin round behind the little animals)

Take care!

Um....excuse me Thad. What's your problem with those of us who "go wandering around behind the little animals?

I have to admit I was a little taken back by this bit of discrimination being so boldly flashed right out in the open on not just any post - but on an OP - and one directed straight to the Admin of this site. And NOBODY said a word?

Next you are going to start making slams against those of us who pick up "pretty rocks" too?

I didn't hit the infraction button on you for this one, but if you have a problem with me or others in specific genres or "niches" - would you please address us personally instead of bashing us all over the forums?

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Thaddaeus T. Hogg

13 years ago

Originally Posted by HeySal

Um....excuse me Thad. What's your problem with those of us who "go wandering around behind the little animals?

I have to admit I was a little taken back by this bit of discrimination being so boldly flashed right out in the open on not just any post - but on an OP - and one directed straight to the Admin of this site. And NOBODY said a word?

Next you are going to start making slams against those of us who pick up "pretty rocks" too?

I didn't hit the infraction button on you for this one, but if you have a problem with me or others in specific genres or "niches" - would you please address us personally instead of bashing us all over the forums?

Forgive me Sal I have done gone and misspoke! I shore didn't mean any sort of detrimentation towards ANYBODY... I'm an equal opportunity hillbilly! I will always and forever stand up for folks rights to wander around behind any animal they want to... I'm just sayin that THAT ain't the sort of tub I take a bath in! In fact, I am a charter member of the WBTLAADL (Walk Behind The Little Animals Anti Defamation League) and I support ever dadburn folks right to walk where they so desire!

Iffin I have offensed you in any way, I humbly and sincerely be apologisn!

BTW, I am a conisewer of purty rocks too!

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Thaddaeus T. Hogg

13 years ago

I think I'm falling for your charms..

That there is entirely possible! See, I always been a using mighty powerful charms. My most favoritest is the one where I tie a string around my big toe, do four whooptiedoos round the campfire and then do my secret hillbilly dance nekkid beneath a full moon! Whoo weee, you talk bout a powerful charm. I gots to tell you that whoever I be sendin that charm too will immediately want to be gettin into my britches (That there is why I always carry an extra set of britches with me so as to have an extra pair for them folks to wear too)

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PatriciaJ

13 years ago

Originally Posted by Thaddaeus T. Hogg

That there is entirely possible! See, I always been a using mighty powerful charms. My most favoritest is the one where I tie a string around my big toe, do four whooptiedoos round the campfire and then do my secret hillbilly dance nekkid beneath a full moon! Whoo weee, you talk bout a powerful charm. I gots to tell you that whoever I be sendin that charm too will immediately want to be gettin into my britches (That there is why I always carry an extra set of britches with me so as to have an extra pair for them folks to wear too)

I thought you carried that spare pair of britches round for another reason altogether.

This could be fated, you do your secret hillbilly dance nekkid beneath a full moon with a string tied round your big toe. It's rumoured that to make my secret potions I dance round the graveyard naked except for wellies under a full moon. What a match

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Thaddaeus T. Hogg

13 years ago

except for wellies under a full moon.

GOOD LAWD ALMIGHTY... why in tarnation would ANYBODY want to have their underdrawers pulled up real tight above their waist while they danced under a full moon?

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13 years ago

Originally Posted by Thaddaeus T. Hogg

GOOD LAWD ALMIGHTY... why in tarnation would ANYBODY want to have their underdrawers pulled up real tight above their waist while they danced under a full moon?

That would be to keep the bats away

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13 years ago

Underdrawers ???????

Originally Posted by Thaddaeus T. Hogg

GOOD LAWD ALMIGHTY... why in tarnation would ANYBODY want to have their underdrawers pulled up real tight above their waist while they danced under a full moon?

I thought she was talking about boots! (picture it)

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PatriciaJ 13 years ago

Originally Posted by Sid Hale

Underdrawers ???????

I thought she was talking about boots! (picture it)

I was but Thaddaeus had mooning on the brain
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