Dear Mr. Paul Myers...

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Why, OH WHY, in tarnation do ya keep on locking them threads afore I get posted in them? There has been three whole times when I was a postin somethin downright witty, funny and shore to enlighten only to hit the Submit button and find out the dadgum thing was deleted or locked up! What in the name of Granny Twitterbutt is up with that there?

And dontcha go thankin I'm mad at ya cause I ain't! I'm actually, sorta, kinda scairt of ya and I shore don't scare easy! I carry ole Lulabelle around with myself wheresoever I go so taint much that puts fear into my heart. It's just that you bein one a the head dogs runnin in the pack makes me wanna give ya bit of respect!

Actually, I just wanted to be thankin you and the rest a them thar modulators for all ya'll been doing round these here parts! Ya'll gets lots a complainin and bellyachin and it's appears to myself that it is purty much a thankless callin! Well, Imma thankin you and the rest a the big dogs and I just wanna be tellin ya... I LOVE YA, MAN!!! (Dontcha go worrin cause I am not the sorta fellar what goes wonderin round behind the little animals)

Take care!
#dear #myers #paul
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    This is simple - Go and post this sort of thing in the Off Topic section. Looks like your a funny guy so go post there and we will come and have a look.
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    • Originally Posted by Tom Bartlett View Post

      This is simple - Go and post this sort of thing in the Off Topic section. Looks like your a funny guy so go post there and we will come and have a look.
      Now why in tarnation would I want to post a thank you to the modulators in the off topic forum? Shore don't make no sense to me. I DO preciate you keepin thangs simple an all though!
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    • Profile picture of the author Martin Luxton
      Thaddaeus,

      Paul doesn't do it personally. This forum software has a built-in Thaddaeus Wit & Enlightenment alert - whenever you write something containing both elements, as soon as you hit 'submit', the Forum automatically locks the thread.


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      P.S. This thread-locking doesn't work on Mondays :-)
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      • Originally Posted by Martin Luxton View Post

        Thaddaeus,

        Paul doesn't do it personally. This forum software has a built-in Thaddaeus Wit & Enlightenment alert - whenever you write something containing both elements, as soon as you hit 'submit', the Forum automatically locks the thread.


        Martin
        Dang Martin, I shore didn't know this here form had a built-in TWEA! Seems to be lots a them thangs in the places I make posts! Actually, I'm just kiddin bout that cause I don't post nowheres else othern here. One thang you can say bout old Thad is that he ain't no forum adulterer!

        Ya'll take care!
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        • Profile picture of the author Martin Luxton
          Originally Posted by Thaddaeus T. Hogg View Post

          Dang Martin, I shore didn't know this here form had a built-in TWEA! Seems to be lots a them thangs in the places I make posts! Actually, I'm just kiddin bout that cause I don't post nowheres else othern here. One thang you can say bout old Thad is that he ain't no forum adulterer!

          Ya'll take care!

          Thaddaeus,

          I think I saw a WSO for a TWEAK (Thaddaeus Wit & Enlightenment Alert Killer).

          Be quick, though, it was a dime sale and it's already reached $3,425.25 (must be a lot of Thaddaeus' on this forum ).


          Martin
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          • Originally Posted by Martin Luxton View Post

            Thaddaeus,

            I think I saw a WSO for a TWEAK (Thaddaeus Wit & Enlightenment Alert Killer).

            Be quick, though, it was a dime sale and it's already reached $3,425.25 (must be a lot of Thaddaeus' on this forum ).


            Martin
            Martin, I done gots me one a those thangs an I named it Lulabelle! Me an ole Lulabelle can take off a flys wing at 600 yards an the dadgum fly wouldn't never know it was missin it till it jumped off an bumped its butt!
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        Martin,
        Paul doesn't do it personally. This forum software has a built-in Thaddaeus Wit & Enlightenment alert - whenever you write something containing both elements, as soon as you hit 'submit', the Forum automatically locks the thread.
        Okay. That was funny.

        Yo, T-Hogg... How do you know it's me that's been locking them? There's quite a few of us 'modulators' hereabouts.


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        • Originally Posted by Paul Myers View Post

          Martin,Okay. That was funny.

          Yo, T-Hogg... How do you know it's me that's been locking them? There's quite a few of us 'modulators' hereabouts.


          Paul

          It was rumored you were the creator of the TWEAK script that's on the rave

          Only makes sense when you think about it that you would be the one locking threads. Alas, you got tired of it so created the software to automate the system.

          Push Button Gold FTW
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        Very funny lol
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        • Profile picture of the author jimbo13
          This is exactly the type of post I wish to see more of!

          Forget the IM dull stuff.

          Dan
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          • Originally Posted by jimbo13 View Post

            This is exactly the type of post I wish to see more of!

            Forget the IM dull stuff.

            Dan
            Dang it Dan, ya just cain't have it both ways! Do ya want to see more of my enlightenment or do ya want to forget the dull stuff? You have gots to be makin up yore mind!
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  • Profile picture of the author Gail Sober
    You sound like you could actually be one of my neighbors

    The bad thing is I can understand everything you write without having to think about it. lol.
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    • Profile picture of the author wholesale idiot
      Originally Posted by Gail Sober View Post

      You sound like you could actually be one of my neighbors

      The bad thing is I can understand everything you write without having to think about it. lol.
      Yeppers. Reckon as to how thar be a mite of truth in them words.
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    What is that chronic liver destroying potion behind the character in your avatar?
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    • Originally Posted by Murt@gh View Post

      What is that chronic liver destroying potion behind the character in your avatar?
      Why that is just my joint medicine (an no, you don't light it). I make it myself and sell... ummm, give it to all my friends!
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      • Yo, T-Hogg... How do you know it's me that's been locking them? There's quite a few of us 'modulators' hereabouts.
        Now come on, Paul, how in tarnation do ya think I knowed it? Look at yore dadgum first name son... PAUL! It don't take no moron to figger out that Paul Fix was the actor what played sheriff Micah on The Rifleman. Let me be reinteratin... his first name was PAUL... just like a certain fellar round these here parts!!! As sheriff, he was always an forever throwin them bad boys in the hoosegow and what in tarnation do you hafta have to be able to do that... a lock! NOW do ya get it?
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        • Profile picture of the author Paul Myers
          Ladies and gentlemen...
          Now come on, Paul, how in tarnation do ya think I knowed it? Look at yore dadgum first name son... PAUL! It don't take no moron to figger out that Paul Fix was the actor what played sheriff Micah on The Rifleman. Let me be reinteratin... his first name was PAUL... just like a certain fellar round these here parts!!! As sheriff, he was always an forever throwin them bad boys in the hoosegow and what in tarnation do you hafta have to be able to do that... a lock! NOW do ya get it?
          This is your brain on moonshine.
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    Leave it to someone named Skid_Roe to call me a tweaker.
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      Originally Posted by Paul Myers View Post

      Leave it to someone named Skid_Roe to call me a tweaker.
      ROFL! That was funny too!
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    PS: In an odd coincidence, did you know that Thaddeus Mumford was one of the writers on MASH?
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    • Profile picture of the author Dan C. Rinnert
      Originally Posted by Paul Myers View Post

      PS: In an odd coincidence, did you know that Thaddeus Mumford was one of the writers on MASH?
      It would come full circle if Thaddaeus T. Hogg were to become a writer for Mashable.
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    • Originally Posted by Paul Myers View Post

      PS: In an odd coincidence, did you know that Thaddeus Mumford was one of the writers on MASH?
      Funny you should be mentionin that there bit of witty information! That there is the name that I write under!!! I shore hate usin a fake name like that but it was a spearmint I was tryin out back in the day.

      For all you younguns readin this at home, don't be usin no fake names cause it has been proven to cause gentle warts an it just ain't very nice!
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    Ok...

    I just hope no one gets into trouble here...
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    dadgum? Is this Bobby Bowden is disguise?
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    Thad, you need to lay off the moonshine and quit chasing all dem durn varmits off ur sod!

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  • Why, OH WHY, in tarnation do ya keep on locking them threads afore I get posted in them?
    Okay, I got to be apologizin to Mr. Myers now! I just wrote a comment in a spammy thread bout a PR7 website an my immemorial post actually made it in there... course the whole dadgum thread got deleted bout 4 minutes later but a few folks got to be enlightened by my invaluable insights for a few tics a the clock!

    I'm bein right sorry Mr. Myers for sinuatin you was deletin them spammy posts fore I got done with em!
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  • Originally Posted by Ken_Caudill View Post

    Worst attempt at writing southern vernacular I ever saw.

    Gotta be a yankee.
    Actually not! Southern bred and Southern born! (I don't be knowin WHY on earth the sayin is Southern born an bred cause that's sorta backwards)

    I do need to be tellin ya that I don't much like talkin bout my vernaculars. Thems private and I ain't never been neutered!
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    • Worst attempt at writing southern vernacular I ever saw.
      Sides Mr. Caudill, I am known as the HILLBILLY marketer an I am NOT known the SOUTHERNBILLY marketer!
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      • Profile picture of the author James Sides
        Today has been a long day so THANKS for a solid laugh.

        Cheers!

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        • Profile picture of the author Bill Farnham
          Thaddaeus, have I told you you're my favorite yet today?

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          • Originally Posted by Bill Farnham View Post

            Thaddaeus, have I told you you're my favorite yet today?

            ~Bill
            Dang it all Bill, where ya been hidin? You been missin like the pig dookie in Ms. Penelopes pigpen when she gets constipulated!

            ... an you shore are MY my most favoritest today!
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            • I'm still pretty sure you're a yankee.
              This is purty embarrassin cause I'm fairly shore you done got me mixed up with some other folks. To be quite truthful, I ain't NEVER played no baseball in my whole dadburn lifetime!
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    • Profile picture of the author CDarklock
      Originally Posted by Thaddaeus T. Hogg View Post

      (I don't be knowin WHY on earth the sayin is Southern born an bred cause that's sorta backwards)
      *cough*

      Now, being a Southern man myself, and one quite happy to expound at length on the inconsistencies, inaccuracies, and downright lies in the historical record of the War of Northern Aggression... it does pain me to observe this.

      But honestly, "backwards" is something we are rather known for.
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      • Now, being a Southern man myself, and one quite happy to expound at length on the inconsistencies, inaccuracies, and downright lies in the historical record of the War of Northern Aggression.
        DO WHAT? Dadgumit young fellar, speak English like the rest of us folks!
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        • Profile picture of the author CDarklock
          Originally Posted by Thaddaeus T. Hogg View Post

          Dadgumit young fellar, speak English like the rest of us folks!
          Thaddaeus... some of us do need to maintain a certain decorum that is, shall we say, palatable to our Northern associates.

          And while stump-jumpin' Jethro may indeed be someone I respect and admire for his stump-jumping abilities, and I have myself been known to jump the occasional stump, the Yankee has never been known to do serious business with such a man. Or at least, not openly.

          We are not all so fortunate as to have been born and raised in the Ozarks or the Blue Ridge, after all.
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          • Profile picture of the author Kay King
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          • Profile picture of the author Paul Myers
            Originally Posted by CDarklock View Post

            the Yankee has never been known to do serious business with such a man. Or at least, not openly.
            Y'all ain't been keepin' up own baseball salaries, has yeh?

            Currently on the active roster for the Yankees:

            Boone Logan (Helotes, Texas)
            Jorge Posada (Puerto Rico is south, right?)
            Brett Gardner (Holly Hill, SC)
            Chris Dickerson (Hollywood. Well, it's southern CA)
            Luis Ayala (Mexico. That's California's version of the Deep South.)
            Lance Pendleton (Houston, TX)
            A.J. Burnett (Little Rock, AR)

            ... and last, but not least...

            David Robertson (Birmingham, AL)

            That's not counting players from islands outside the US, or places so far south they're in another hemisphere.
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            • Profile picture of the author CDarklock
              Originally Posted by Paul Myers View Post

              Y'all ain't been keepin' up own baseball salaries, has yeh?
              Kind sir, I have never been of the opinion that baseball is serious business.
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              • Profile picture of the author Paul Myers
                Originally Posted by CDarklock View Post

                Kind sir, I have never been of the opinion that baseball is serious business.
                $7 Billion in gross revenues for last season. That's almost $5.5 million gross per active player, counting the 40-man rosters. A lot more if you go by the "active" rosters of 25 per team.

                That seems fairly serious on the business side.


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                • Profile picture of the author celente
                  Originally Posted by Paul Myers View Post

                  That seems fairly serious on the business side.

                  Ahh ya think!....LOL. Kudos to them but.
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                  • Profile picture of the author Steven Wagenheim
                    Now I know why people keep telling me "you're not funny."

                    THIS is funny.

                    Thank God I'm not a comedian for a living.
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                    • Now I know why people keep telling me "you're not funny."
                      Now why in tarnation would folks be telling you that ole Thad is not funny? Ohhhh, you be meanin YOU'RE not funny... wait, that thar is what you said in the firstest place. Did you be meanin I'M not funny or did you be meanin that YOU, not meanin ME, but you said "YOU" so I gots to thankin you was meanin me! Okay, I gots this here figgered out now!

                      Heck, don't you go bein so dadgum hard on yoreself Waggie... you shore are a funny boy! I ain't so shore you can sing worth a hoot but you shore are a funny boy!!!
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                      Originally Posted by Martin Luxton View Post

                      Thaddaeus,

                      Paul doesn't do it personally. This forum software has a built-in Thaddaeus Wit & Enlightenment alert - whenever you write something containing both elements, as soon as you hit 'submit', the Forum automatically locks the thread.

                      Martin

                      P.S. This thread-locking doesn't work on Mondays :-)
                      Don't laugh too hard - that's not far from the truth.

                      Forum software does have alerts that go off when certain conditions are met across the board, certain forums, group of individuals, whatever criteria they choose. (Forum size) X (sneaky spam + new scams + strong personalities) = Forum Content easily Curated by Modulators Note: Pure Speculation, nothing more.


                      Originally Posted by Cali16 View Post

                      I don't think I've ever laughed so hard reading a WF thread in the 4 years I've been here!

                      Some of my favs -

                      "Granny Twitterbutt"
                      "constipulated"
                      "best penist"
                      "immaculate perception"

                      Where do you come up with this stuff?! I agree with Eric - you should definitely do a video blog!

                      As for that scarey Paul Myers guy - yep, he's a dang good modulator! Keeps us all on our toes!
                      You're right! Put them all together and they are hilariously funny!!

                      The secret to Paul Myers lovableness is two-fold but the biggest one by far is. COMMON Freakin' SENSE and I bet you can guess the other one.
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              • Profile picture of the author John Taylor
                Originally Posted by CDarklock View Post

                Kind sir, I have never been of the opinion that baseball is serious business.
                Baseball... that's the game of "Rounders" that English
                girls play isn't it? ;-)

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                • Profile picture of the author CDarklock
                  Originally Posted by John Taylor View Post

                  Baseball... that's the game of "Rounders" that English girls play isn't it? ;-)
                  Yes sir, only not as interesting.

                  The uniforms are still rather revealing in a suggestive fashion, but the players simply do not engage my attention as keenly.
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                • Profile picture of the author Bill Farnham
                  Originally Posted by John Taylor View Post

                  Baseball... that's the game of "Rounders" that English girls play isn't it? ;-)
                  Don't you guys wear skirts over there? :p

                  ~Bill
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                  • Originally Posted by Bill Farnham View Post

                    Don't you guys wear skirts over there? :p

                    ~Bill
                    Well now there Wild Bill, you are just a showin how you ain't got as much cultural learnin as old Thad. See, words can be meanin two different thangs in two different countries. Now, over thar where John Taylor lives in Iceland, they don't be wearin dresses. They be wearin a "kilt!"

                    Now over here in Stumpwoody Holler, "kilt" is what you will be gettin if ya mess with ole Thad too many times. Now do you be seein the difference?
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                    • Profile picture of the author Bill Farnham
                      Originally Posted by Thaddaeus T. Hogg View Post

                      Well now there Wild Bill, you are just a showin how you ain't got as much cultural learnin as old Thad. See, words can be meanin two different thangs in two different countries. Now, over thar where John Taylor lives in Iceland, they don't be wearin dresses. They be wearin a "kilt!"

                      Now over here in Stumpwoody Holler, "kilt" is what you will be gettin if ya mess with ole Thad too many times. Now do you be seein the difference?
                      Thad, nobody ever splained it to me like that before. Thanks.

                      ~Bill
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                • Profile picture of the author Paul Myers
                  JT,
                  Baseball... that's the game of "Rounders" that English girls play isn't it? ;-)
                  I thought you English girls played "Hide and go sheep?"


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                    • Profile picture of the author Cali16
                      I don't think I've ever laughed so hard reading a WF thread in the 4 years I've been here!

                      Some of my favs -

                      "Granny Twitterbutt"
                      "constipulated"
                      "best penist"
                      "immaculate perception"

                      Where do you come up with this stuff?! I agree with Eric - you should definitely do a video blog!

                      As for that scarey Paul Myers guy - yep, he's a dang good modulator! Keeps us all on our toes!
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                      • Profile picture of the author Paul Myers
                        Cali,
                        As for that scarey Paul Myers guy - yep, he's a dang good modulator!
                        Thank you. I have a voice for radio. I'm also told I have the face for it. That somehow never sounds like a good thing, though...


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                        • Profile picture of the author Jeannie Crabtree
                          Thad, Imagine bumping into you here tonight (don't get here as often anymore). Thanks for the laugh, I needed that today.

                          Hope things have been good in your neck of the woods.

                          I will add my thanks to the modulators as well.
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                          • Originally Posted by Jeannie Crabtree View Post

                            Thad, Imagine bumping into you here tonight (don't get here as often anymore). Thanks for the laugh, I needed that today.

                            Hope things have been good in your neck of the woods.

                            I will add my thanks to the modulators as well.
                            Why there's Ms. Jeannie Crabtree! It shore has been a long spell since we been seein ya! Ya know Ole Thad has missed ya, don't ya? Why yore sweetern the corn squeezins I use in my super secret moonshi... ummm, rheumatize medicine recipe!

                            It's good hearin from ya! Don't make yoreself such a stranger round these parts, ya hear?
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                          Originally Posted by Paul Myers View Post

                          Cali,Thank you. I have a voice for radio. I'm also told I have the face for it. That somehow never sounds like a good thing, though...


                          Paul
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                          And one of these days I'm gonna add you on Skype just to hear it. Funnily enough, in my head you sound just like Thaddeus.:confused:
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                  • Profile picture of the author Richard Van
                    Originally Posted by Paul Myers View Post

                    JT,I thought you English girls played "Hide and go sheep?"


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                    No, no, no. That's Wales....

                    I'd also be somewhat wary, despite the pond seperating you, of calling a Scotsman an "English girl"
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            • Profile picture of the author PatriciaJ
              Thaddaeus you made me cry with laughing. Somebody once told me that those from the other side of the pond didn't have much of a sense of humour. Now I know that they were lying, you've got humour in spades and I think I'm falling for your charms..could be the moonshine.

              Thanks Thadaeus you brightened up my day

              Love this thread, hope it doesn't get deleted modulators
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  • Profile picture of the author Christian Little
    I love the hillbilly postings lol. You can actually hear the accent in your head when reading the posts
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    • Profile picture of the author John Taylor
      Originally Posted by Christian Little View Post

      ou can actually hear the accent in your head
      You can get medication for that. ;-)

      John
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      • Originally Posted by John Taylor View Post

        You can get medication for that. ;-)

        John
        AUNT GIRDIE'S GIRDLE... I shore cain't believe who just dropped in here! MR. JOHN TAYLOR!!!

        I was flat out bamboozelled when I saw Mr. Myers drop in here but now...

        Talk bout superstar interneet marketeers... why, Mr. Taylor has been one a my heros since I was a little Thadder! You folks don't KNOW who Mr. Taylor is? Well...

        Mr. Taylor is the immaculate perception!

        Mr. Taylor is the Liberace of the Warrior Forum! (For all you younguns, Liberace was a famous piano player and he was one of the best penist what ever lived)

        Mr. Taylor is the Tiny Tim of the tulip world!

        Mr. Taylor IS the master of his dingy and the captain of his boil!

        John Taylor, you have shore have shinyed up the day for a little hillbilly from the holler! Soon as I get through sloppin out the pigpen, I ain't NEVER gonna warsh my hands again!

        Folks, I gotta <sniff> <sniff> be running now cause I'm gettin all choked up... well, I'm bout to mess my britchies too!

        Ya'll take care!
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    Look here Hogg... how many, how many, how may times
    do I need to explain it's DOCTOR Taylor?

    <sigh>
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  • Profile picture of the author Jun Balona
    I'm having a sudden burst of laughter that people around me are just staring me now.

    Liberace being the "best penist"? I thought it was Elton John.
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  • Profile picture of the author LynneCarey
    You are all too funny.... lol Nice to have a laugh though.

    And even I can hear the accent... and I am Australian! All that American television growing up.... Those Beverly Hillbillies have a lot to answer for.
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  • Profile picture of the author tdj
    Sounds like you could know something about making moonshine. Are you from parts unknown?
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    • Originally Posted by tdj View Post

      Sounds like you could know something about making moonshine. Are you from parts unknown?
      Well now, I gots to tell ya that I DO know a thing or two bout shine! As for the other part, are you makin fun a me? Of course, I know where all my parts are!!!
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  • Profile picture of the author Paul Myers
    Thad,

    Indeed. In the UK, a skirt is an article of women's clothing. In Arkansas, it's a protective covering for the foundation of a house. In Stumpwoody, it's a fancy way of sayin' "Sneak around the edge of the Sheriff's land whilst yer stumblin' home from the still."


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  • Classic thread! I feel this needs to be stickied so everyone can have a daily laugh along with you deep southerners!

    Thanks from me to all the modulators as well and although I am no liberace I do know a couple of good penists.

    Keep up the hilarity please!
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  • Profile picture of the author Karan Goel
    Just off-topic: This thread should be in "ancient poetry that
    makes no sense" section.

    Ignore this post, too..

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    Whatever happened to Good Ol' thread deletion?
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    • Profile picture of the author Tsnyder
      Originally Posted by Sumit Menon View Post

      Whatever happened to Good Ol' thread deletion?
      We generally save that for people with no sense of humor...
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  • Profile picture of the author HeySal
    Originally Posted by Thaddaeus T. Hogg View Post

    (Dontcha go worrin cause I am not the sorta fellar what goes wonderin round behind the little animals)

    Take care!
    Um....excuse me Thad. What's your problem with those of us who "go wandering around behind the little animals?

    I have to admit I was a little taken back by this bit of discrimination being so boldly flashed right out in the open on not just any post - but on an OP - and one directed straight to the Admin of this site. And NOBODY said a word?

    Next you are going to start making slams against those of us who pick up "pretty rocks" too?

    I didn't hit the infraction button on you for this one, but if you have a problem with me or others in specific genres or "niches" - would you please address us personally instead of bashing us all over the forums?
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    • Originally Posted by HeySal View Post

      Um....excuse me Thad. What's your problem with those of us who "go wandering around behind the little animals?

      I have to admit I was a little taken back by this bit of discrimination being so boldly flashed right out in the open on not just any post - but on an OP - and one directed straight to the Admin of this site. And NOBODY said a word?

      Next you are going to start making slams against those of us who pick up "pretty rocks" too?

      I didn't hit the infraction button on you for this one, but if you have a problem with me or others in specific genres or "niches" - would you please address us personally instead of bashing us all over the forums?
      Forgive me Sal I have done gone and misspoke! I shore didn't mean any sort of detrimentation towards ANYBODY... I'm an equal opportunity hillbilly! I will always and forever stand up for folks rights to wander around behind any animal they want to... I'm just sayin that THAT ain't the sort of tub I take a bath in! In fact, I am a charter member of the WBTLAADL (Walk Behind The Little Animals Anti Defamation League) and I support ever dadburn folks right to walk where they so desire!

      Iffin I have offensed you in any way, I humbly and sincerely be apologisn!

      BTW, I am a conisewer of purty rocks too!
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      • I think I'm falling for your charms..
        That there is entirely possible! See, I always been a using mighty powerful charms. My most favoritest is the one where I tie a string around my big toe, do four whooptiedoos round the campfire and then do my secret hillbilly dance nekkid beneath a full moon! Whoo weee, you talk bout a powerful charm. I gots to tell you that whoever I be sendin that charm too will immediately want to be gettin into my britches (That there is why I always carry an extra set of britches with me so as to have an extra pair for them folks to wear too)
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        • Profile picture of the author PatriciaJ
          Originally Posted by Thaddaeus T. Hogg View Post

          That there is entirely possible! See, I always been a using mighty powerful charms. My most favoritest is the one where I tie a string around my big toe, do four whooptiedoos round the campfire and then do my secret hillbilly dance nekkid beneath a full moon! Whoo weee, you talk bout a powerful charm. I gots to tell you that whoever I be sendin that charm too will immediately want to be gettin into my britches (That there is why I always carry an extra set of britches with me so as to have an extra pair for them folks to wear too)
          I thought you carried that spare pair of britches round for another reason altogether.

          This could be fated, you do your secret hillbilly dance nekkid beneath a full moon with a string tied round your big toe. It's rumoured that to make my secret potions I dance round the graveyard naked except for wellies under a full moon. What a match
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          • except for wellies under a full moon.
            GOOD LAWD ALMIGHTY... why in tarnation would ANYBODY want to have their underdrawers pulled up real tight above their waist while they danced under a full moon?
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            • Profile picture of the author PatriciaJ
              Originally Posted by Thaddaeus T. Hogg View Post

              GOOD LAWD ALMIGHTY... why in tarnation would ANYBODY want to have their underdrawers pulled up real tight above their waist while they danced under a full moon?
              That would be to keep the bats away
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            • Profile picture of the author Sid Hale
              Underdrawers ???????

              Originally Posted by Thaddaeus T. Hogg View Post

              GOOD LAWD ALMIGHTY... why in tarnation would ANYBODY want to have their underdrawers pulled up real tight above their waist while they danced under a full moon?
              I thought she was talking about boots! (picture it)
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              • Profile picture of the author PatriciaJ
                Originally Posted by Sid Hale View Post

                Underdrawers ???????



                I thought she was talking about boots! (picture it)
                I was but Thaddaeus had mooning on the brain
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  • Profile picture of the author blueberries
    I love this Thread, too Funny.
    Being I'm from the south.
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  • Profile picture of the author Regional Warrior
    Thank for this have to stay up because of my Pneumonia and I think i am going to Die laughing thanks Thad


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  • Profile picture of the author Dean Jackson
    HILARIOUS

    I live in Australia but I can imagine it the way you'd speak lol... sub vocalizing is very powerful

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  • Profile picture of the author Art.Remnet
    Just too funny Thad and company.....thanks fir the laughs
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  • Profile picture of the author Rob Howard
    This thread = mucho win.

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