Must be pleasant, honest, willing to learn and easy to work with.
Be on-call 24 hours a day, as I sleep irregular hours.
Good writing and research skills with lots of endurance for large projects.
Big selection of IM and web design related programs, and know how to use them.
The privilege of me telling you what to do. I promise that I won't give you tasks that won't benefit me. Because of this, you will learn the essentials of IM and become a generally better person just from the mere association you'll have with me.