How I Make $0.00 Online - And How YOU Can Do It Too!

1. Never do any market research at all - there are plenty of rich and
stupid people that will buy your product anyway, just tell them to buy

2. Never bother with keyword research - people are typing all kinds of
words all the time in google, someone will type the exact first paragraph
on your website sooner or later

3. Don't optimize your websites! Google will catch you and sandbox
your website the same second their spiders find that you optimized your
website for some keywords in order to cheat them. You can't fool Google!

4. Don't build links to your websites, not a single one! Latest research
has shown that more and more people play with typing domain names in
their browsers until they find one that exists. Clicking links is no fun any
more.

5. Always buy a domain name that makes no sense. Google rewards
meaningless domain names with highest PR!

6. Always copy/paste articles from other sites! Why is this important?
Well, if you have 100% original content your visitors will be forced to read
everything and they can forget to click the buy now button. If they, on
the other hand, recognise the content, they will jump over it and
immediatelly click the buy now button! Just this one secret can make you
a plenty of cold hard zeroes!

7. Don't build a list! - if you build a list you must also give them
something for free - don't be stupid!

8. If you happen to create a realy good product don't sell it! Keep the
good ones for your self and sell only those that you have no use of at all.

9. Socialize, socialize, socialize! Spend as much time as you possibly
can on forums, youtube, myspace, twitter, facebook, boodledoodle,
chiihooo, ... and never stop searching for more sites where you can
socialize! Dedicate at least 2 days a week to finding more social networks
and another two days(minimum!) to being there. Talk to everybody and
build your reputation, that's a must!

10. Forget about English, write in Chinese! Yes, I know the learning
curve is somewhat steep, but in the long run you are a winner. Besides,
you can mix English and Chineese untill you master it. Like this : #^##
(~:~/now! --> Buy now!


The above is my exact blueprint for making $0.00 each and every month,
like a clockwork.

You may ask yourself why am I giving away my best kept secrets. My
answer is very simple: I LOVE YOU!

And if you guys add more tips from your personal experience (user
generated content, hehe), we can make a joint venture and create an
info product together. Then we can sell Resell Rights and even Private
Label Rights, or why not break it down into smaller parts and create a
membership site? We can also blog about it! Make a video and spread it all
over the internet, the sky is the limit!


ADVANCED TIPS:
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11. Pick a product on Clickbank, it doesn't matter which one, just make sure
the CR is extremely low and nobody else promote it. Then run a PPC campaign
without keyword research (you already know that part) and bid very high!

12. To ensure the above tip takes effect, don't create affiliate account on CB!
If you have one, delete it! Why let them profit from your efforts?

13. JV with newbies! They have no clue about marketing, no list, no money,
nothing. You can't be cheated by someone who owns and knows nothing and they can't
hurt your reputation by recommending your worse products to the crowd.

14. Buy Targeted Traffic and access to Bulk Email Blasters! They'll send you tons of 'hits'.

15. Join List Builder websites and allways purchase the OTO ( Diamond Account)! You will be able to send emails to 40 000 other sellers, so there's no risk of making any money.





T E S T I M O N I A L S:
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MY UNCONDITIONAL, WRITTEN WITH MY OWN BLOOD, SWEAT AND TEARS,
12 MONTHS NO-MONEY-BACK GUARANTEE!

You see, I am so confident my method will work for everybody that I'm giving
you my 100% unconditinal, no questions asked, NO-MONEY-BACK GUARANTEE!

If you follow my method for full 12 months and you hapen to make some money,
you are absolutelly free to ask me to give you your money back, which I under any
circumstances whatsoever will NOT do! Not even if you threaten me with
suicide, my answer will be NO! You can rest asured that you will never, ever get
any money from me.


CALL TO ACTION:

#^##(~:~/now!



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Scott

P.S. I highly recommend buying information products and not doing anything with them. This will make you LESS money in the long term, and you can turn this into a full blown business, and file for bankruptcy.

P.P.S. Also, if you max out your credit cards you get a bunch of free points to buy whatever you wish! It's free $$$, so start spending now!

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TL

Ps. If you're newbie make sure you choose to operate in the highly competitive IM niche and ignore the other 50,000 less competitive and lucrative niches available.
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honestbizpro
Don't forget to amass a small library of ebooks that you never actually read, you skim them and realize that you do not push a button and money is in your paypal so you check your email again for the best product ever!
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MikeWord
If any of you are wondering how that breaks down; its $0.00 an hour, and an amazing $0.00 per second! What are you waiting for?
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Scott
Also, whatever you do. DO NOT OUTSOURCE. That will only make you more money quickly and free up a bunch of your time.

Far better to just use free tools only and work 14 hours a day!

My addition: You SHELL outsource LINK REMOVAL CAMPAIGNS! It's very dounting task to
remove all your links from other sites, and sometimes you get even your money back, which can seriously affect your ballance. Let the Indian proffs do it for you!

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Michael
Another tip you can use to make $0.00 online is to keep imagining how great it will be, but don't actually do anything.

BONUS TIP!!!!! (Ok, with a tip this good I had to add the 5th '!') Assume EVERYONE who tries to make any money online is a scamming crook who's only out to scam you personally. Then wonder why you can't seem to make anything yurself.
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The Old Geezer
Do Spend Your Time Reading Helpful Threads Like This One To Make More $0.00 So You Can Lose Weight With A Empty Wallet

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Steadyon
You made some good points.
However I think you missed a very important point. You need to set a target.
For example:
How to make $0.00 in 30 days.
Then when you have achieved that you expand further and aim for $0.00 in 12 months. Simple really :-)

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Sjchiz ( recommended chapter for newbies)
Please keep in mind that I like to "think outside the box."

Take #1 from the original post above:
1. Never do any market research at all - there are plenty of rich and
stupid people that will buy your product anyway, just tell them to buy

My secret method does just the opposite of this and this method doesn't require a website or a product!

Research, Research, Research: Focus all of your efforts on research, buying ebooks that you don't use etc. Once you learn everything about a topic, its critical you start researching another one without applying anything...just keep researching. Rinse and repeat!

A couple of other critical tips:

1) If you reach info overload, you know you are on the right track, just make sure you keep researching and finding new topics and continue forward

2) If you follow this plan correctly, after the first year you should be utterly confused and really start seeing the $000,000,000 coming in! The best part is that since you spent an entire year mastering nothing, everything on the topics you initially researched has changed enough that you are able to go back through each topic and re-research them again.

3) By focusing on just this one step and mastering it, once you see your results of $0.00 month over month, year over year, you will have the confidence to continue down the above complicated list and start mastering the other ones.

Like I said, I said, I used this for 3 years and know it works for making $0.00 but don't take my word, take action and see for yourself!
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Luiggi

Starting today, I'll be writing 350 articles a day, but I will never submit them to ezinearticles... I don't want that site to benefit from my efforts, they must be doing a killing with adsense.

So instead the articles will be gathering dust in my hard disk.
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Chris Lockwood
Tip: Put your download link at the top of your sales page in inch-high letters. That will save your customers the hassle of buying and refunding.
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Steadyon
Here are some alternative headlines we could test for the course/workshop/conference/webinar/apprenticeship program/DVD set etc...

Who else wants to make $0.00 online?

They laughed when I said I knew how to make nothing online.....
Then I showed them.

Would you like to be mentored and guaranteed to make $0.00?

Would you like to add a few zeros to your income? Now you can!

Watch too much TV, spend too much time playing computer games? Do you surf the net too much? Bored with your life?

NOW, for the first time ever, we can show you a better way to waste your time!!!

Secret, mind blowing system, that literally takes you step by step, by the hand and shows you the fastest way to make $0.00 online. When you fail, fail fast. This course shows you how!!!
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IDEAS FOR BUSINESS EXPANSION:

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Maybe you could start an affilliate program selling this and offer affiliates $0 of every sell and entice them with 0% commission that pays out 0% per sale.
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