How I Make $0.00 Online - And How YOU Can Do It Too!

by Alminc
140 replies
1. Never do any market research at all - there are plenty of rich and
stupid people that will buy your product anyway, just tell them to buy

2. Never bother with keyword research - people are typing all kinds of
words all the time in google, someone will type the exact first paragraph
on your website sooner or later

3. Don't optimize your websites! Google will catch you and sandbox
your website the same second their spiders find that you optimized your
website for some keywords in order to cheat them. You can't fool Google!

4. Don't build links to your websites, not a single one! Latest research
has shown that more and more people play with typing domain names in
their browsers until they find one that exists. Clicking links is no fun any
more.

5. Always buy a domain name that makes no sense. Google rewards
meaningless domain names with highest PR!

6. Always copy/paste articles from other sites! Why is this important?
Well, if you have 100% original content your visitors will be forced to read
everything and they can forget to click the buy now button. If they, on
the other hand, recognise the content, they will jump over it and
immediatelly click the buy now button! Just this one secret can make you
a plenty of cold hard zeroes!

7. Don't build a list! - if you build a list you must also give them
something for free - don't be stupid!

8. If you happen to create a realy good product don't sell it! Keep the
good ones for your self and sell only those that you have no use of at all.

9. Socialize, socialize, socialize! Spend as much time as you possibly
can on forums, youtube, myspace, twitter, facebook, boodledoodle,
chiihooo, ... and never stop searching for more sites where you can
socialize! Dedicate at least 2 days a week to finding more social networks
and another two days(minimum!) to being there. Talk to everybody and
build your reputation, that's a must!

10. Forget about English, write in Chinese! Yes, I know the learning
curve is somewhat steep, but in the long run you are a winner. Besides,
you can mix English and Chineese untill you master it. Like this : #^##
(~:~/now! --> Buy now!


The above is my exact blueprint for making $0.00 each and every month,
like a clockwork.

You may ask yourself why am I giving away my best kept secrets. My
answer is very simple: I LOVE YOU!

And if you guys add more tips from your personal experience (user
generated content, hehe), we can make a joint venture and create an
info product together. Then we can sell Resell Rights and even Private
Label Rights, or why not break it down into smaller parts and create a
membership site? We can also blog about it! Make a video and spread it all
over the internet, the sky is the limit!


ADVANCED TIPS:
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11. Pick a product on Clickbank, it doesn't matter which one, just make sure
the CR is extremely low and nobody else promote it. Then run a PPC campaign
without keyword research (you already know that part) and bid very high!

12. To ensure the above tip takes effect, don't create affiliate account on CB!
If you have one, delete it! Why let them profit from your efforts?

13. JV with newbies! They have no clue about marketing, no list, no money,
nothing. You can't be cheated by someone who owns and knows nothing and they can't
hurt your reputation by recommending your worse products to the crowd.

14. Buy Targeted Traffic and access to Bulk Email Blasters! They'll send you tons of 'hits'.

15. Join List Builder websites and allways purchase the OTO ( Diamond Account)! You will be able to send emails to 40 000 other sellers, so there's no risk of making any money.





T E S T I M O N I A L S:
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Absolutely brilliant!

Sounds like a sure recipe for success!

This is the formula used by the gurus for massive success.

Thanks again!


TL

Is there any ebook that I can read on this???

I'd like to learn more....

Ive implemented Almincs methods in the past hour and already acheived the results he promised. Thank You!

pricelsss info - I'm getting started now!
Beauty...

I'm soooo gonna get going on this now.. maybe this should be a WSO??

That really sounds exciting!!!! (You can tell it's exciting because I used the special 4th exclamation point, I would have used a 5th, but didn't want to appear like I was trying to hype things up).
The power of zero - its amazing - times anything by it and you end up with zero. Its the best kept secret in IM.

Can't wait for the wszero on this :-)
As you have presented this non business plan in a precise it is quite difficult to understand how anyone could possibly fail to be successful in making $0.00 each and every minute.
I LOVE IT!
CAN WE JV?
Thanks Alminc.
Finally a guide on the real deal.
What millions of people are doing but not one of them know it.
Some light shed on some of the most unknown information in the world.
And unknown information usually equates to invaluable, and priceless information.
So, thank you!
Steve.
I am actually following several of your suggestions all at once and I have reached AND am maintaining the $0.00 GOAL! WOW, these tips are POWERFUL. Thanks a million, I mean thanks a ZERO.
TomG.


MY UNCONDITIONAL, WRITTEN WITH MY OWN BLOOD, SWEAT AND TEARS,
12 MONTHS NO-MONEY-BACK GUARANTEE!

You see, I am so confident my method will work for everybody that I'm giving
you my 100% unconditinal, no questions asked, NO-MONEY-BACK GUARANTEE!

If you follow my method for full 12 months and you hapen to make some money,
you are absolutelly free to ask me to give you your money back, which I under any
circumstances whatsoever will NOT do! Not even if you threaten me with
suicide, my answer will be NO! You can rest asured that you will never, ever get
any money from me.


CALL TO ACTION:

#^##(~:~/now!



USER GENERATED CONTENT:
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Scott

P.S. I highly recommend buying information products and not doing anything with them. This will make you LESS money in the long term, and you can turn this into a full blown business, and file for bankruptcy.

P.P.S. Also, if you max out your credit cards you get a bunch of free points to buy whatever you wish! It's free $$$, so start spending now!

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TL

Ps. If you're newbie make sure you choose to operate in the highly competitive IM niche and ignore the other 50,000 less competitive and lucrative niches available.
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honestbizpro
Don't forget to amass a small library of ebooks that you never actually read, you skim them and realize that you do not push a button and money is in your paypal so you check your email again for the best product ever!
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MikeWord
If any of you are wondering how that breaks down; its $0.00 an hour, and an amazing $0.00 per second! What are you waiting for?
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Scott
Also, whatever you do. DO NOT OUTSOURCE. That will only make you more money quickly and free up a bunch of your time.

Far better to just use free tools only and work 14 hours a day!

My addition: You SHELL outsource LINK REMOVAL CAMPAIGNS! It's very dounting task to
remove all your links from other sites, and sometimes you get even your money back, which can seriously affect your ballance. Let the Indian proffs do it for you!

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Michael
Another tip you can use to make $0.00 online is to keep imagining how great it will be, but don't actually do anything.

BONUS TIP!!!!! (Ok, with a tip this good I had to add the 5th '!') Assume EVERYONE who tries to make any money online is a scamming crook who's only out to scam you personally. Then wonder why you can't seem to make anything yurself.
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The Old Geezer
Do Spend Your Time Reading Helpful Threads Like This One To Make More $0.00 So You Can Lose Weight With A Empty Wallet

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Steadyon
You made some good points.
However I think you missed a very important point. You need to set a target.
For example:
How to make $0.00 in 30 days.
Then when you have achieved that you expand further and aim for $0.00 in 12 months. Simple really :-)

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Sjchiz ( recommended chapter for newbies)
Please keep in mind that I like to "think outside the box."

Take #1 from the original post above:
1. Never do any market research at all - there are plenty of rich and
stupid people that will buy your product anyway, just tell them to buy

My secret method does just the opposite of this and this method doesn't require a website or a product!

Research, Research, Research: Focus all of your efforts on research, buying ebooks that you don't use etc. Once you learn everything about a topic, its critical you start researching another one without applying anything...just keep researching. Rinse and repeat!

A couple of other critical tips:

1) If you reach info overload, you know you are on the right track, just make sure you keep researching and finding new topics and continue forward

2) If you follow this plan correctly, after the first year you should be utterly confused and really start seeing the $000,000,000 coming in! The best part is that since you spent an entire year mastering nothing, everything on the topics you initially researched has changed enough that you are able to go back through each topic and re-research them again.

3) By focusing on just this one step and mastering it, once you see your results of $0.00 month over month, year over year, you will have the confidence to continue down the above complicated list and start mastering the other ones.

Like I said, I said, I used this for 3 years and know it works for making $0.00 but don't take my word, take action and see for yourself!
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Luiggi

Starting today, I'll be writing 350 articles a day, but I will never submit them to ezinearticles... I don't want that site to benefit from my efforts, they must be doing a killing with adsense.

So instead the articles will be gathering dust in my hard disk.
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Chris Lockwood
Tip: Put your download link at the top of your sales page in inch-high letters. That will save your customers the hassle of buying and refunding.
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Steadyon
Here are some alternative headlines we could test for the course/workshop/conference/webinar/apprenticeship program/DVD set etc...

Who else wants to make $0.00 online?

They laughed when I said I knew how to make nothing online.....
Then I showed them.

Would you like to be mentored and guaranteed to make $0.00?

Would you like to add a few zeros to your income? Now you can!

Watch too much TV, spend too much time playing computer games? Do you surf the net too much? Bored with your life?

NOW, for the first time ever, we can show you a better way to waste your time!!!

Secret, mind blowing system, that literally takes you step by step, by the hand and shows you the fastest way to make $0.00 online. When you fail, fail fast. This course shows you how!!!
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IDEAS FOR BUSINESS EXPANSION:

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Maybe you could start an affilliate program selling this and offer affiliates $0 of every sell and entice them with 0% commission that pays out 0% per sale.
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  • Profile picture of the author Scott Million
    Lol, this made my morning.

    Guys the above isn't difficult, just take action and you'll get there. Just break $0.00 down into short term, achievable milestones.

    For example, if you want to make $0.00 per year, that means you only have to make $0.00 each day!

    Write it out and get going!

    Scott

    P.S. I highly recommend buying information products and not doing anything with them. This will make you LESS money in the long term, and you can turn this into a full blown business, and file for bankruptcy.

    P.P.S. Also, if you max out your credit cards you get a bunch of free points to buy whatever you wish! It's free $$$, so start spending now!
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  • Profile picture of the author derekwong28
    Sorry, I really have to strongly disagree. I do all 10 things in your list above and I do make money.

    Derek
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    Do not get between a wombat and a chocolate biscuit; you will regret it dearly!

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    • Profile picture of the author Frank Murphy
      So how do I make $0.00 in a week?
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      • Profile picture of the author Scott Million
        Originally Posted by misako View Post

        So how do I make $0.00 in a week?
        Sent you a PM
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        • Profile picture of the author Alminc
          misako,

          It does not matter if you make a couple of cents a week, just
          see to it that your ballance is $0.00 at the end of each month.

          P.S. Read Scott's P.S.

          P.P.S. Read Scott's P.P.S.

          P.P.P.S. I will be adding user generated content to my blueprint, so
          everybody can benefit even more.
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          No links :)
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        • Profile picture of the author Frank Murphy
          Originally Posted by Scott Million View Post

          Sent you a PM
          Haha! Now i get it!
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          • Profile picture of the author Scott Million
            Originally Posted by misako View Post

            Haha! Now i get it!
            Lol, woot
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    • Profile picture of the author edpudol1973
      Originally Posted by derekwong28 View Post

      Sorry, I really have to strongly disagree. I do all 10 things in your list above and I do make money.

      Derek
      I second that, I have done some of your list and I am making money also
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  • Profile picture of the author TLTheLiberator
    Sounds like a sure recipe for success!

    This is the formula used by the gurus for massive success.

    Thanks again!


    TL

    Ps. If you're newbie make sure you choose to operate in the highly competitive IM niche and ignore the other 50,000 less competitive and lucrative niches available.
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    "It's easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled. -- Mark Twain

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  • Profile picture of the author westernseo
    Is there any ebook that I can read on this???

    I'd like to learn more....
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  • Profile picture of the author MikeWords
    If any of you are wondering how that breaks down; its $0.00 an hour, and an amazing $0.00 per second! What are you waiting for?

    Ive implemented Almincs methods in the past hour and already acheived the results he promised. Thank You!
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  • Profile picture of the author Scott Million
    Also, whatever you do. DO NOT OUTSOURCE. That will only make you more money quickly and free up a bunch of your time.

    Far better to just use free tools only and work 14 hours a day!
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  • Profile picture of the author winebuddy
    pricelsss info - I'm getting started now!
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  • Lol...

    Good one there, Alminc. I loved reading it.

    Made my day.
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    • Profile picture of the author Alminc
      derekwong & edpudoll,

      You must be missing something. Raed again, read carefully and
      apply it step by step. Also read user generating content, and please,
      please do not ruin my reputation by posting negative testimonials here!
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      No links :)
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      • Profile picture of the author Alminc
        Scott,

        Please post your PM to misako here, we don't want to leave a single stone
        unturned, do we?
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        No links :)
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        • Profile picture of the author Scott Million
          Originally Posted by Alminc View Post

          Scott,

          Please post your PM to misako here, we don't want to leave a single stone
          unturned, do we?
          The PM was a joke...
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          • Profile picture of the author Frank Murphy
            Originally Posted by Scott Million View Post

            The PM was a joke...
            Get your stones ready guys! :p
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      • Profile picture of the author AndyBlackSEO
        Damn... I made $1.37 Adsense commission yesterday! I still can't crack that $0.00 yet!!

        I'll keep trying. I ws thinking of taking ALL my websites offline in order to achieve this.. would this work?? :-)

        Andy
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      • Profile picture of the author derekwong28
        Originally Posted by Alminc View Post

        derekwong & edpudoll,

        You must be missing something. Raed again, read carefully and
        apply it step by step. Also read user generating content, and please,
        please do not ruin my reputation by posting negative testimonials here!
        Alminc, I am not missing anything. I make most of my money through other people's effort. I do not start new websites but buy already esbtablished ones. Therefore all the work has already done or me already! In fact, I have bought a few sites from Edpudoll in the past, he sure does drive a hard bargain!

        What I said should not be regarded in anyway as a negative reference. If you want to start a new business, I agree that you must not do the things in your list.

        p.s. By the way, if you interperse your articles with a few words of Chinese, it has been reported to mess up and evade Google's duplicate content filters. So here is a blackhat technique for you!

        Derek
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  • Profile picture of the author JayXtreme
    Classic... just stopped to have a break and dropped by here to this..

    Beauty...

    I'm soooo gonna get going on this now.. maybe this should be a WSO??

    Peace

    Jay
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    Bare Murkage.........

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  • Profile picture of the author Michael Oksa
    Wow!!!! $0 per second? That really sounds exciting!!!! (You can tell it's exciting because I used the special 4th exclamation point, I would have used a 5th, but didn't want to appear like I was trying to hype things up).

    Another tip you can use to make $0.00 online is to keep imagining how great it will be, but don't actually do anything.

    BONUS TIP!!!!! (Ok, with a tip this good I had to add the 5th '!') Assume EVERYONE who tries to make any money online is a scamming crook who's only out to scam you personally. Then wonder why you can't seem to make anything yurself.

    All the best,
    Michael
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    "Ich bin en fuego!"
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  • Profile picture of the author robocallaghan
    The power of zero - its amazing - times anything by it and you end up with zero. Its the best kept secret in IM.

    Can't wait for the wszero on this :-)

    Rob.
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  • Profile picture of the author Ken Leatherman
    Alminic,

    As you have presented this non business plan in a precise helpful manner and it is quite difficult to understand how anyone could possibly fail to be successful in making $0.00 each and every minute.

    Although I believe you forgot one method which would indeed carry you to a $0,000,000.00 residual income for life.

    Do Spend Your Time Reading Helpful Threads Like This One To Make More $0,000,000.00 :p
    And qualify for Guru Status.


    Ken
    The Old Geezer
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  • Profile picture of the author Steadyon
    You made some good points.

    However I think you missed a very important point. You need to set a target.

    For example:

    How to make $0.00 in 30 days.

    Then when you have achieved that you expand further and aim for $0.00 in 12 months. Simple really :-)
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  • Profile picture of the author Ken Leatherman
    WOW!!!!!! WOW!!!!!! Keep Editing Your Post To Take You To Another $000,000,000,000. Silent Multi Bill Gates Status.

    Michael, I challenge you to a Wow!!!!!!Wow!!!!!! Exclamation Point dual. Wow!!!!!! Wow!!!!!!!! Wow!!!!!!! Another Great Tip. Once again another way to get to $000,000,000,000,000.

    Ken
    The Old Geezer
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    • Profile picture of the author Michael Oksa
      Originally Posted by Ken Leatherman View Post

      WOW!!!!!! WOW!!!!!! Keep Editing Your Post To Take You To Another $000,000,000,000. Silent Multi Bill Gates Status.

      Michael, I challenge you to a Wow!!!!!!Wow!!!!!! Exclamation Point dual. Wow!!!!!! Wow!!!!!!!! Wow!!!!!!! Another Great Tip. Once again another way to get to $000,000,000,000,000.

      Ken
      The Old Geezer

      G!A!M!E! O!N!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      I! a!c!c!e!p!t! y!o!u!r! c!h!a!l!l!e!n!g!e!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!

      A!l!l! t!h!e! b!e!s!t!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
      M!i!c!h!a!e!l!

      p.s. On the surface this thread may seem like a joke, but that doesn't mean it doesn't have value for doing well in IM. My most popular article in another niche is a "What Not To Do If..."
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  • Profile picture of the author Ken Leatherman
    I surrender Michael. I'm too old for this dual, with you young whipper snappers, so I have to take a nap.

    Sheesh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Another Tip For Making 0$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$. I must be a Genius and a Guru.

    Ken
    The Old Geezer


    P.S.S. Notice I just passed the P.S. so you know this is more important.
    P.S.S.S. Another tip. Find useless images to build your brand.
    P.S.S.S.S. Lord I'm good
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  • Profile picture of the author Jeremy James
    I can't wait to do this. What shall I buy with my first $0.00 I made online?
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    • Profile picture of the author Kevin Riley
      The fantastic thing is, it's only the second week of January and I'm already nearing my goal. Who said it was hard to make $0.00 a year?
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      • Profile picture of the author Alminc
        Guys, I'm so happy some of you are already making it.

        Just follow the law of the Universe:
        The more you give away, the more you receive.

        Help your less tallented collegs achieve the goal.
        Open your hearts and teach them everyhting you know.

        You are my best mentorees, together we can change the world.
        (tears...)
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    • Profile picture of the author Killer Joe
      Alminc,

      I just downloaded this onto my monitor and have PM'd you my request for a refund and you haven't replied yet.

      I can assure you that I will do everything in my power to expose you here on the WF if you do not refund promptly.

      I'm sure your techniques work for you, but I don't have the time right now to work on them much less read what you wrote.

      Truth be told, I should be charging you for taking up space on my hard drive, but I'm a reasonable business person and I will just write that off as a cost of doing business.

      If I don't get a response from you in the next 37 minutes I will be forced to call my attorney and take legal action to recover my loss. I take this very seriously.

      People like you who scam other people need to be brought to justice. I'm not going to tolorate you taking advantage of good people like myself. I'm not kidding, I want my refund right now!

      Godammit, I not fooling around any longer! This is really starting to p*ss me off. Where the hell do you get the nerve to take advantage of people like me and just think you can get away with it. I want my F*#KING REFUND! NOW!

      The clock is ticking, and unless you want big trouble I better see my refund asap. And you can just forget about doing any JVs with me in the future, as well. Once I get a list you'll be sorry you ever did this to me. Think about it.

      TIA,

      KJ
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      • Profile picture of the author Marhelper
        LOL. Very original approach on how to screw up and never make it. I will try this and let you know how it works.
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        • Profile picture of the author Steadyon
          I have diligently been working on this today and then horror of all horrors.

          I almost made a whole dollar!

          That was until I gave a prompt and curteous hassle-free refund with no questions asked, to get me back onto my $0.00 target.

          Phew!!!
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      • Profile picture of the author Alminc
        Killer Joe,

        Read my No-Money-Back Guarantee!

        No refunds will ever be issued, so help me God!
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        No links :)
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        • Profile picture of the author Killer Joe
          OH YEA!

          You don't know who you're fooling with. I'm been in law enforcement for more years than you can guess. My job as the security gaurd here at Moe's Storage and Recycling Center has more than prepared me for taking on people like you.

          I'll bet you're not aware I've taken more than two weeks of night school training in legal matters and have the certificate to prove it hanging in my bedroom.

          I just talked to my mom about this and she agrees with me 100%. So there. We'll see who wins this war.

          Who's shaking in their boots now Mr. No Refunder?

          KJ
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          • Profile picture of the author rosetrees
            Joe - I'll take on your case. No win, no fee. Win, share refund 50/50
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            • Profile picture of the author Killer Joe
              Originally Posted by rosetrees View Post

              Joe - I'll take on your case. No win, no fee. Win, share refund 50/50
              Thanks Rose, but I think I'll just steal his idea and use it to fund my retirement.

              But since you've been so nice about this I'll be happy to print a copy of the program and mail it to you. Just send me $7.95 plus $29.95 shipping and handling and I'll mail it as soon as my car gets out of the shop.

              PM me your credit card number or bank account number along with your mailing address and once I have your money in my account I can pay for the oil change at the local Grease and Fleece and get my car back.

              Thanks again,

              KJ
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              • Profile picture of the author rosetrees
                Originally Posted by Killer Joe View Post

                Just send me $7.95 plus $29.95 shipping and handling and I'll mail it as soon as my car gets out of the shop.
                "killer Joe" Keep your car in the shop. Else there could be a nasty accident, forcing your attorney to contact me and ask if I will present myself as your next of kin. At which point I will, of course, be able to claim 40% of your (in)considerable fortune, thereby sticking to the spirit of this thread and earning precisely $0.
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          • Profile picture of the author DBofBES
            What were the dates and times of the webinar?
            Many people follow this formula. :rolleyes:
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            • Profile picture of the author Alminc
              Louis raven,

              I'm glad to see you are creativeand making progress fast.
              Keep up the good work!

              raydp,

              If you must have proof you have totally wrong mindset.
              You have no benefit of seeng proof that I have done it,
              go to work and proove to your self that YOU can make it!

              Alice Seba,

              Thanks.


              Mike Long,

              Great contribution! Thanks.


              kenj,

              As for the type of website, I recommend cheap HTML templates.
              Or just find a website on the internet, click 'Save as...' in your browser,
              and then upload the whole shabang again to your FREE hosting account
              with as many ads as possible. This will save you a lot of time and even
              advertising costs.


              rsteadm2, Pat Blank, DBofBES

              My whitehat blueprint found here is just the top of the iceberg. I am
              giving away just a little part of the complete version, which is 99.99%
              BLACKHAT (meaning that you can make many, many more zeroes
              much faster). The complete version is not available for general public yet,
              You must search warez forums in order to find it. But it is well worth
              the effort since it contains latest collection of unstoppable troyans
              and viruses that will kill your local machine, actually the whole
              home network if you have it. My blackhat version is designed to do
              the whole job for you, you just need to download it.

              But that's not all. Because of huge demand and popularity I've arranged
              to run a TV show and a radio show. I even twisted Obama's arm and He
              personally arranged 12 hours interview with me on BBC and CNN
              (I think he loved the 'black' hat approach).

              Keep an eye on TV this week and watch me demonstrate
              the formula to America


              Simon Ashari,

              You are on the right path man. Just point and shoot.


              Chris Lockwood,

              You are GENIUS! Damn, how could I miss that.
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          • Profile picture of the author jmanguba
            No joke everybody, it's working for me.

            I've done almost everything he's said, and I've lost money! That's amazing!

            :p
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          • Profile picture of the author peter gibson
            Originally Posted by Killer Joe View Post

            OH YEA!

            You don't know who you're fooling with. I'm been in law enforcement for more years than you can guess. My job as the security gaurd here at Moe's Storage and Recycling Center has more than prepared me for taking on people like you.

            I'll bet you're not aware I've taken more than two weeks of night school training in legal matters and have the certificate to prove it hanging in my bedroom.

            I just talked to my mom about this and she agrees with me 100%. So there. We'll see who wins this war.

            Who's shaking in their boots now Mr. No Refunder?

            KJ
            LMFAO!!! Don't be messing with Moe's storage!!
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          • Profile picture of the author MRomeo09
            Pretty freaking hilarious.

            If I could add....

            Spend all your time on forums giving other people advice, that's sure to bring you riches.
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  • Profile picture of the author Steve Taylor
    Great, that's all fine and dandy but I want to get to the next level and reach my goal of minus $0.00...any suggestions would be appreciated.

    -Steve
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    • Profile picture of the author Kevin Riley
      Originally Posted by Steve Taylor View Post

      Great, that's all fine and dandy but I want to get to the next level and reach my goal of minus $0.00...any suggestions would be appreciated.

      -Steve
      Steve

      I don't want to put a damper on your enthusiasm, but I think you may be biting off a little more than you can chew -- unless of course, you hire a large team of misfit employees and let them loose on Adwords.
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      • Profile picture of the author Chri5123
        This sounds awesome!

        I am interested in your product how ever is there a refund policy and am I guaranteed to reach my goal of $0?

        It's just I have heard claims of people making $0 online but then you see a lot of poeple making hundreds of dollars.

        All the best

        Chris
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    • Profile picture of the author Art Turner
      Originally Posted by Steve Taylor View Post

      Great, that's all fine and dandy but I want to get to the next level and reach my goal of minus $0.00...any suggestions would be appreciated.

      -Steve
      Sorry Steve, that is only possible for Australian gurus, as they are only ones who can make down under income.
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  • Profile picture of the author steven90210
    Thanks Alminc.

    Finally a guide on the real deal.

    What millions of people are doing but not one of them know it.

    Some light shed on some of the most unknown information in the world.

    And unknown information usually equates to invaluable, and priceless information.

    So, thank you!

    Steve.
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  • Profile picture of the author tommygadget
    I am actually following several of your suggestions all at once and I have reached AND am maintaining the $0.00 GOAL! WOW, these tips are POWERFUL. Thanks a million, I mean thanks a ZERO.

    TomG.
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  • Profile picture of the author Mary Gallivan
    LOL - I love it

    Are you running a series as a WSO?

    'How to make $0.00 in 60 days'

    'From nothing to nothing in no time at all'

    'How to easily get into debt with a simple website?'

    'From hero to zero'

    Mary
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  • Profile picture of the author sjchiz
    I probably shouldn't let this secret out but the above plan may be too complex and undetailed for some newbies. Since its the new year though, I'm feeling rather giving and thought I would share my secret way of making $0.00 for the last three years.

    Please keep in mind that I like to "think outside the box."

    Take #1 from the original post above:
    1. Never do any market research at all - there are plenty of rich and
    stupid people that will buy your product anyway, just tell them to buy

    My secret method does just the opposite of this and this method doesn't require a website or a product!

    Research, Research, Research: Focus all of your efforts on research, buying ebooks that you don't use etc. Once you learn everything about a topic, its critical you start researching another one without applying anything...just keep researching. Rinse and repeat!

    A couple of other critical tips:

    1) If you reach info overload, you know you are on the right track, just make sure you keep researching and finding new topics and continue forward

    2) If you follow this plan correctly, after the first year you should be utterly confused and really start seeing the $000,000,000 coming in! The best part is that since you spent an entire year mastering nothing, everything on the topics you initially researched has changed enough that you are able to go back through each topic and re-research them again.

    3) By focusing on just this one step and mastering it, once you see your results of $0.00 month over month, year over year, you will have the confidence to continue down the above complicated list and start mastering the other ones.

    Like I said, I used this for 3 years and know it works for making $0.00 but don't take my word, take action and see for yourself!

    Hope this helps someone!
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    • Profile picture of the author Luiggi
      Starting today, I'll be writing 350 articles a day, but I will never submit them to ezinearticles... I don't want that site to benefit from my efforts, they must be doing a killing with adsense.

      So instead the articles will be gathering dust in my hard disk.

      Thanks for your sound advice!

      Wow! This must be the WSO of the year!

      Luiggi
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      • Profile picture of the author Alminc
        Luiggi,

        That one was a real gem! Writing for EzineArticles AND submitting those
        same articles just doesn't makes any sense.
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        • Profile picture of the author Steadyon
          Don't forget the importance of pricing.

          Ending things in 7 is meant to increase sales.

          So from now on I am going to charge $97 for all of my products.

          And to increase sales even further I am going to offer a $97 dollar discount!

          How's that for smart thinking!

          So, I'm still on track for $0.00 this year :-)
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      • Profile picture of the author sjchiz
        Originally Posted by ccmusicman View Post

        Thanks for clearing that up! The first step by step, easy to follow, was just not easy to follow...

        But thats ok, because I purchased it through my affiliate link and got a $0 discount.

        Rob
        I agree and am glad that cleared some things up for you. I like to keep things a little more simple so I can stay more focused on the zeros.

        Feel free to pm me if you have any additional questions.

        Peace,
        Scott
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  • Profile picture of the author ecis36
    This post is hilarious. I can actually laugh now that I'm starting to see some success. However, I'm embarrassed to admit that I've actually done some of the stuff in your original post. And guess how much I made? That's right--a big fat ZERO.

    Thanks for this post. I needed a good chuckle today.
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    • Profile picture of the author sjchiz
      Originally Posted by ecis36 View Post

      This post is hilarious. I can actually laugh now that I'm starting to see some success. However, I'm embarrassed to admit that I've actually done some of the stuff in your original post. And guess how much I made? That's right--a big fat ZERO.

      Thanks for this post. I needed a good chuckle today.
      Just more proof that this system ACTUALLY works! I hope you don't mind if I use your post as a testimonial for my product that I'm NOT going to release in the future.

      Its also weird that my pm box is filling up with messages from people telling me to take down my post. They are obviously VERY upset that I leaked this simple, secret method out!
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  • Profile picture of the author Kenneth L
    A very funny post!

    Maybe you could start an affilliate program selling this and offer affiliates $0 of every sell and entice them with 0% commission that pays out 0% per sale.
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  • Profile picture of the author Bai_Mike
    Wow, inspiring post. THANKS!
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  • Profile picture of the author SlickSki
    Last week I forgot to do steps 1 to 10 and only did steps 1 to 9. I accidentally ended up with £100000 in my bank account. Don't worry though this week I remembered to follow all the steps and my bank balance is back down to £0.
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  • Profile picture of the author Michael Oksa
    I just wanted to offer encouragement to anybody trying this plan for the first time.

    Take it one step at a time. Start out by not doing any market research, then go from there. But...

    If you get stuck on a step, don't worry, just stay stuck there. You may still be able to make the $0 figure. That's the beauty of this plan.

    Another benefit is that most of the steps can be completed quickly, though you can spend as much time on any of them you wish (even a month or two on one step is fine).

    All the best,
    Michael
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  • Profile picture of the author Ivancho
    Is that for real ? or some joke ?
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    • Profile picture of the author Michael Oksa
      Originally Posted by Ivancho View Post

      Is that for real ? or some joke ?
      As to whether it is a joke or not, I can guarantee anyone following the steps outlined in the original post has an excellent chance of earning $0.

      ~Michael
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      • Profile picture of the author Ivancho
        Originally Posted by Michael Oksa View Post

        As to whether it is a joke or not, I can guarantee anyone following the steps outlined in the original post has an excellent chance of earning $0.

        ~Michael

        Well you are completlly right, but why would someone need a thread like this ina Internet Marketing forum, that is what I wanted to say with my previous question...
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      • Profile picture of the author Alminc
        Ivancho,

        THIS IS FOR REAL!!!
        Don't ask questions, DO IT!

        You are maybe wandering about benefits?

        Think harder.

        What are all business owners fearing and hating most?
        TAXES, my friend, taxes.

        If you follow my blueprint, they can kiss your place where
        the Sun never shines. $0.00 in taxes! Hurray!
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        • Profile picture of the author raynman
          Originally Posted by Alminc View Post

          Ivancho,

          THIS IS FOR REAL!!!
          Don't ask questions, DO IT!

          You are maybe wandering about benefits?

          Think harder.

          What are all business owners fearing and hating most?
          TAXES, my friend, taxes.

          If you follow my blueprint, they can kiss your place where
          the Sun never shines. $0.00 in taxes! Hurray!
          I just figured that one out as well...that is going to be my way of sticking it to the man. It's a fool proof way to have to pay absolutely nothing in taxes.

          Awesome plan. ANARCHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    • Profile picture of the author tommygadget
      Originally Posted by Ivancho View Post

      Is that for real ? or some joke ?
      Thanks Ivancho, that's almost as funny as the OP.

      TomG.
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  • Profile picture of the author palger
    Sounds like a plan LOL

    Regards,
    Phil
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  • Profile picture of the author raynman
    WOOT! POVERTY FTW!

    I have been inspired to write an Ebook. It will be my first.

    "How to get Zero MPG "
    Chapter One
    Start your car. Wait.









    I know it is going to make me millions of $0's.

    Now nobody better friggin' steal my idea.
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  • Profile picture of the author Louis Raven
    I like to write 20 articles and submit them to my local folder.

    I found the best resource box is to simply link to Google in the hopes people will search for your non existent keywords.

    Lap this up Warriors I don't know how long it will be free.

    Louis

    P.S. Don't add http:// to the Google link in your resource box. If the lead really wants your product they'll manually go to Google
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  • Profile picture of the author raydp
    This all sounds great, but where's the proof? Are there no 2003 Clickbank or Adsense accounts to show?

    I won't be fooled again!

    Ray
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  • Profile picture of the author tommygadget
    I actually have an extremely useful tip that has consistently earned me nothing and I'll share it for nothing: simply reformat your urls to be more easy to read, like so www dot mysite dot com. See, now the reader can read it more easily.

    TomG.
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  • Profile picture of the author LisaM
    Awesome... I know a few people who are following these surefire steps for success. They are well on thier way towards thier goals.

    hehe
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    • Profile picture of the author Alminc
      Tommygadget & Steadyon,

      That's the spirit! NICHE OUT the strategy, and DOMINATE a couple
      of niches. Find niches with zero searches and don't care about
      the competition.
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  • Profile picture of the author ThalesMM
    Thanks! Finally I have found a system that works!
    I applied your methods right away and guess what? I'm already making $0.00 online!!! Isn't that super!?
    This is a must have! High ROI! lol

    Thanks again!
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  • Profile picture of the author ericthered
    That was a funny post... and a little too close to home. I'll hang my a*s out on a limb here. Yes I'm new, haven't made any $ yet. Have bought a lot and researched researched etc.. for the past 4 months.

    I've also been doing some focused work the past couple weeks in affiliate mktng. This post was actually quite helpful !
    Eric
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    • Profile picture of the author Stephen Crooks
      Thats so very true, very funny though!
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    • Profile picture of the author Alminc
      I'm glad you find my strategies inspiring boys and gals.

      I have some more tips, but they are more on the blackhat side
      of this business.

      Go ahead and google for my B.S.O., and when you find it I will hit
      you with my 9 irresistible OTOs ( hint: you must click the 'No Thanks'
      link 9 times, otherwise you will be tempted to ask for refunds, which
      you will never get from me).

      My blackhat version is probably not yet indexed but if enough of you
      start searching now there is hope. When google's secret agents see that
      a lot of people are searching for my product they will have no choice but
      give it to you.
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  • Profile picture of the author James Liberty
    Actually, this would not earn you $0.00 since you are paying for a domain name, hosting and pay-per-click traffic.

    Try using a negative dollar figure.
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  • Profile picture of the author Steadyon
    Hi Guys,

    I am looking for some kind of software solution to help automate making nothing online.

    It's taking longer than it should to reach my target.

    With a bit of luck I can then make $0.00 in more than one niche.
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    • Profile picture of the author Alminc
      Steadyon,
      This is just between you and me:
      Purchase Ewen Chia's Autopilot Riches.
      You can consistently make $0.00 on complete
      autopilot. It works for any niche.
      Rinse and repeat.
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      • Profile picture of the author Steadyon
        Originally Posted by Alminc View Post

        Steadyon,
        This is just between you and me:
        Purchase Ewen Chia's Autopilot Riches.
        You can consistently make $0.00 on complete
        autopilot. It works for any niche.
        Rinse and repeat.

        Thanks for the tip.

        However, I'm still not sure whether to cast my net wide and make $0.00 in multiple niches or really knuckle down, focus, and make $0.00 in just my main niche.

        What do you think?
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  • Profile picture of the author edman
    One thing I'm really good at is multitasking, and this has helped me earn my $0 many times.

    What I do is to put on the tv to watch my favorite tv show and at the same time fix myself a snack, but I don't stop there, once I come back to the laptop, making sure it's not in my working area, at same time I peak at my email every second... and just when you were amazed at my powers I would attempt to open useful video content and put the volume low while I focus on writing my article...

    Try this anytime and I guarantee you'll reach your goal anytime of the day or night.

    The great thing about this method is that it's not seasonal, you can do it anytime in the year too.

    To your success...
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  • Profile picture of the author NewbieImer
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  • Profile picture of the author activetrader
    This is great! Such depth of information! LOL
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  • Profile picture of the author Mmfh
    You guys are great! Their is no way with this new information that I can fail!!
    I'll be making nothing overnight, shoot I'll be a nothingaire by the end of the week.
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    • Profile picture of the author Alminc
      activetrader,

      What are you trading? I mean activelly?
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  • Profile picture of the author SunCraft
    Alminc: is the waiting list for coaching long? I really want to get started right the way. I'm willing to pay 100x income for the coaching!
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  • Profile picture of the author SunCraft
    Didn't even realize that I'm honoring you with my virgin post!...Damn, I did it again with my 2nd post! Your are good!
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    • Profile picture of the author Alminc
      SunCraft,

      I avoid 1 on 1 coaching, who knows what can happen , and 1 on 2 coaching is too complicated for my humble brains. So no coaching, sorry.

      Thanks for your virgin post, it makes mee feel like a man
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  • Profile picture of the author IMChick
    How much would you sell this for as a WSO?
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  • Profile picture of the author OmarNegron
    lolol that gave me a good laugh
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  • Profile picture of the author Alice Seba
    Absolutely brilliant!
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  • Profile picture of the author amentajo
    LOL!!!

    I hope to make more than 0.00 soon!
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    • Profile picture of the author Oosha
      Not fair, Alminc! You haven't given any suggestions for writers.

      What do I do with clients that insist on paying?

      One of my clients wanted an article on "bathroom scrub machines" and I gave him one on "toilet water recycling" and this morning I see a dollar in my Paypal.

      Need help asap.....
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  • Profile picture of the author AndrewCavanagh
    Originally Posted by Alminc View Post


    10. Forget about English, write in Chinese! Yes, I know the learning
    curve is somewhat steep, but in the long run you are a winner. Besides,
    you can mix English and Chineese untill you master it. Like this : #^##
    (~:~/now! --> Buy now!


    The above is my exact blueprint for making $0.00 each and every month,
    like a clockwork.

    I LOVE IT!
    CAN WE JV?

    Kindest regards,
    Andrew Cavanagh
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  • Profile picture of the author Mike Long
    I can't believe that no one has brought up multiple streams of income!!!!!!

    You don't want to have all of your eggs in one basket. Once you've completed the 10 steps, make sure you do them all again in as many random markets as possible.

    If you're diligent at this, eventually you too can earn $0.00 from dozens of different sources.

    Remember folks....diversify!!!!!!
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    • Profile picture of the author KenJ
      Which type of site should I use.

      Wordpress or standard html + CSS?

      Its all in the details
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  • Profile picture of the author rsteadm2
    Is this strictly in a down loadable format or is there a home study DVD set that I can order as well? Will you take 3 easy payments?

    Finally someone is telling it like it is!
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  • Profile picture of the author Pat Blank
    This is great! I want more - can I watch over your shoulder as you make $0.00 in 90 days or 28 days or whatever? Please, please? Where's your WSO?

    I'll pay as much as $0.00 for a fantastic opportunity like this!
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  • Profile picture of the author Simon Ashari
    I would take action on this info product....

    but im too busy reading every post on the warrior forum.


    (awsome post btw)

    Simon
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  • Profile picture of the author Chris Lockwood
    Tip: Put your download link at the top of your sales page in inch-high letters. That will save your customers the hassle of buying and refunding.
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  • Profile picture of the author grumpyjacksa
    dunno....is't that a bit high for a noob like me ?

    i mean,i heard soooo many promises.......

    are you sure this system will actually deliver ?

    without any fake testimonials ?

    sorry...call me sceptic.......
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  • Profile picture of the author milamber
    How to make $0.00 in 30 days.
    LOL this is the very funny part for me.. Makes my day. Thank you for the funny post
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  • Profile picture of the author daddyg
    Hilarious...great post!

    One thing you didn't mention was how I can make £0.00 whilst I sleep! Though with sterling so weak right now, I'd prefer to be paid in dollars or euros if you don't mind.
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    • Profile picture of the author Steadyon
      Here are some alternative headlines we could test for the course/workshop/conference/webinar/apprenticeship program/DVD set etc...

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      Who else wants to make $0.00 online?

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      They laughed when I said I knew how to make nothing online.....
      Then I showed them.

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      Would you like to be mentored and guaranteed to make $0.00?

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      Would you like to add a few zeros to your income? Now you can!

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      Watch too much TV, spend too much time playing computer games? Do you surf the net too much? Bored with your life?

      NOW, for the first time ever, we can show you a better way to waste your time!!!

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      Secret, mind blowing system, that literally takes you step by step, by the hand and shows you the fastest way to make $0.00 online. When you fail, fail fast. This course shows you how!!!

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    • Profile picture of the author Alminc
      I appologize for a longer absence, but believe me
      it's all because of M.O.N.E.Y. and business.

      I got a phone call from Paypal , those idiots want to
      close my account because my ballance was $0.00
      for 16 years. First when I told them that I will withdraw
      everything they consulted the CEO and then came
      with excuses and appologies. ' We made terrible
      mistake, please don't leave us Sir...' With Indian accent,
      off course ' Is there anything we can do to make you
      stay with us? We could write your articles, just give
      us your keywords...' Oh, I forgot to tell you, my premier
      account is under the name Alminahatma Ghandi.

      If you guys ever get in trouble with Paypal just tell them
      you know me. They would never dare to mess with Alminahatma's
      friends.
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      • Profile picture of the author Alminc
        lesnack,

        You are permanently BANNED!

        Reason: Public Complaints.
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  • Profile picture of the author rbraddy
    Very nice!

    And how much did you invest and how many years did you spend learning to make $0.0 like that online?

    Seriously - it's tooooo trueee
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  • Profile picture of the author Biggy Fat
    Here some more for yall:

    1. Procrastinate: Promise yourself that you'll write those five articles tomorrow. When tomorrow comes promise yourself that you'll write those five articles tomorrow. Repeat until there is no tomorrow. Procrastination is king.

    2. Do something else: There are better things to do than making money online, you know. Instead of writing those five articles, waste hours watching YouTube videos, social networking on MySpace, playing video games, hanging out with friends, etc.

    3. Fear failure: Failure is to be feared. No one wants to fail. So, whatever you do, don't start that PPC campaign you've been working on for months. You're just gonna fail and lose hundreds of dollars.

    4. Doubt yourself: If you just happen to get over your fear of failure, always doubt that the PPC campaign is gonna succeed. Because thinking negative will always leave you with your goal: 0.00!
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  • Profile picture of the author rtrixter
    this is a great way to make money online. check it out!!
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    Very insteresting topic, but impressive.
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    Lol...this is hilarious!
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    DEAR GOD!!

    YOU'RE BRILLIANT!

    Finally, I have a way to do what I want.

    And my hair can look a little flippy now.
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  • Profile picture of the author adsenser
    its working for me...lol
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  • Profile picture of the author JECKELLL
    lmao!
    There should be more people like this guy! for sure!
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  • Profile picture of the author magicash
    The title of this post speaks volumes to me. I recently rejoined this site(after a decade) and made a post asking for help about something. Apparently a big mistake! HAHA. Don't get me wrong, I see TONS of people offering awesome info and free advice, but my first post on this site as gotten very little VIEWS. Oddly enough, this was an eye-opener for me in terms of copy writing ads. Sorry not to be able to ad value to this specific post in particular, but hopefully it adds value "in general".
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    Haha- This is good. It's rubs a few points home nicely! And I think the rest, on what TO do, is pretty self explanatory..
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  • Profile picture of the author 6figure101
    Ya but will this not work in Canada also??
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  • Profile picture of the author maiko2299
    I once heard someone say that if you keep your expectations low enough you wont be disappointed, I like this you can't get much lower than 0.00 a year. you make $1.00 you should be thrilled!

    Nice work

    plus all we need in this world is a little more sarcasm!
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  • Profile picture of the author Focused Action
    If anyone is looking to invest their internet fortune resulting from this "how to make $-0-" course, I understand Bernie Madoff is still operating his Ponzi... I mean, "guaranteed investment return no matter what mutual fund" is still taking in new money.
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    • Profile picture of the author Steadyon
      For US and UK followers of this program:

      If you are hoping to get a government bail-out then you need to make less than $0-00.

      Or at least make it look less than $0-00 in the books.

      Then when you get the bail-out you can find the missing $$$'s again and say the bail-out worked!!!
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  • Profile picture of the author TLTheLiberator
    Did anyone mention lack of a basic net business model?

    Many people are confused because they don't understand that they need to investigate and then select a net business model and then get busy.

    Hope This Helps!!

    TL
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  • Profile picture of the author gcintermed
    I would have been HAPPY to make $0 last year, but instead LOST money, so I think the original post is misleading! (Imagine that, an IM sales letter that isn't TRUTHFUL!)

    My personal favorites:
    1. Never spend more than 15 minutes on any one project idea, because otherwise you'll miss out on so many other things you might be doing... or at least starting.

    2. Sign up for as many giveaways as possible. That way, you get tons of free stuff that you can SELL to people who are greater fools than you, and you'll be on so many mailing lists that it takes you hours to go through all your email... but at least you are working, right?
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  • Profile picture of the author tommygadget
    I wish I were a super-mod so I can delete all the one-line post count uppers. Sheesh, the trolls are out in full troll regalia.

    TomG.
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    • Profile picture of the author Diana Lane
      Originally Posted by tommygadget View Post

      I wish I were a super-mod so I can delete all the one-line post count uppers. Sheesh, the trolls are out in full troll regalia.

      TomG.
      I've just reported one too. At least while we're reporting, we're on topic and making $0. Happily for me, the GBP-USD conversion rate at the moment means I can cash in on an even BIGGER $0
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  • Profile picture of the author sublerjr
    :rolleyes:Alminc,
    I've been reading your post and so far so good, I've deleted all my back links and got rid of all my SEO stuff and now I can finally say I'm making $0.00. Thanks Great post!
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  • Profile picture of the author mingles
    Thanks Alminc...that was great! I needed a good laugh right now.
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  • Profile picture of the author BostonDave
    Hey Alminc and all others from the posts

    My first year I seriously did all those things. I did not know any better, and your right I did Not make a dime. I hate to admitt this, but it's true... Thanks God I found/or was introduced to this forum.....BosdtonDave..
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  • Profile picture of the author angelgabe
    LMAO!!! loved this

    oh and as for this:
    Originally Posted by Alminc View Post


    4. Don't build links to your websites, not a single one! Latest research
    has shown that more and more people play with typing domain names in
    their browsers until they find one that exists. Clicking links is no fun any
    more.
    i actually used to do that out of boredom when i was younger
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