Help Me and God Will Grant You One Wish - Advice Needed Regarding Monetizing My Products

My fellow warriors -

I need some advice / help here (I just hate asking for something without giving anything in return - unfortunately about all I can offer now is the good karma that will come your way from your assistance - don't underestimate the power of good karma though ).

I have poured my blood sweat and savings into a couple of products here. One is a virtual diet product and the other is a weight loss supplement. They are both pretty much at the point of completion. The lp's need to be tweaked a bit but I would love to hear any and all ideas as to how we can monetize the products right now. What should I be doing right now in order to try to recoup some of my investment? (and keep from eating cat food for the next several months) At present we have little or no traffic and no conversion data. I only have soo much time and resources available to me and need to find some way now that we have poured our heart and soul into these products to monetize them. What is a good way to drive some initial traffic that will allow us to tweak our conversions? Any suggestions on inexpensive things that I could do (or get a VA to do) to drive traffic. Ultimately we would love to find someone to work with on a rev share basis that could help us get revenue from these products. Any and all suggestions are greatly appreciated (and will almost surely result in a huge dose of unbelievable good fortune going your way).

May a thousand splendid suns shine upon you.