Women of Warrior Street

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I have come up with a multimillion dollar idea....

We have all seen the ads for shows like "The Housewives of Orange County" and 'Desperate Housewives", the pictures of housewives of this and that, that Hefner uses. I think we need one for the "Housewives of The Warrior Forum". I mean if these pictures in the avatars are really the women who visit here, we have some damn good looking sexy women in this forum.

We could do a magazine each month and charge $9.95 a month subscription rate, have a TV show, and maybe end up on Oprah. At the very least we could end up on Vince's talk show!

I mean I could walk around in a robe all day like Hef does with dozen of women around me and I look good in a photograph, just look at my picture.

We could sell access to the website where all the women's pictures are posted and even have a live chat line. We could have our own mansion, The Warrior Mansion!
Allen and I could make a fortune

We could call it "The Women of Warrior Street"

I have thought about this for a long time.....all we need are the women volunteers.
#street #warrior #women
  • Profile picture of the author MichelleGreene
    Hey Charles, sounds like a fun idea keep me posted.

    Michelle
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  • Profile picture of the author Jillian Slack
    Only if we get to have cat fights, wear over-the-top clothes and jewels, and have fundraisers that flop.

    Oooh -- and whoever has the worst singing voice in the group gets to launch her career as a singer/songwriter.
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  • Profile picture of the author Dixiebelle
    Originally Posted by Charles E. White View Post

    I have come up with a multimillion dollar idea....

    Not another one...

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    We have all seen the ads for shows like "The Housewives of Orange County" and 'Desperate Housewives", the pictures of housewives of this and that, that Hefner uses. I think we need one for the "Housewives of The Warrior Forum". I mean if these pictures in the avatars are really the women who visit here, we have some damn good looking sexy women in this forum.

    I guess you're wanting someone to say you are the best looking of the bunch?

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    We could do a magazine each month and charge $9.95 a month subscription rate, have a TV show, and maybe end up on Oprah. At the very least we could end up on Vince's talk show!

    Vince would have a field day with this one !

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    I mean I could walk around in a robe all day like Hef does with dozen of women around me

    Sorry sweetheart...you are no Hef

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    I look good in a photograph, just look at my picture.

    Sorry Charles, Your mouth looks too much like a monkey's butt

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    We could sell access to the website where all the women's pictures are posted and even have a live chat line. We could have our own mansion, The Warrior Mansion!
    Allen and I could make a fortune

    I suggest you first ask Allan if he wants to be involved in this little fiasco.

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    We could call it "The Women of Warrior Street"

    I have thought about this for a long time.....all we need are the women volunteers.
    OMG...it just might work !! Sign me up !!

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  • Profile picture of the author mmurtha
    Oh Charles,

    <very big splurph>

    Dang, there went another keyboard!

    Man, are you feeling your oats today or what?

    Lol that has to be the funniest thing I've seen you post in a very long time.

    Personally, I think it's a fabulous idea.

    I just have one question for you ...

    Now how many women do you think will hang around you while you are in your robe once they get a good look at your mug? They'd probably have a heart attack once you open the door to greet them.


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    • Profile picture of the author Nightengale
      Now THAT'S something that's never been said of me! I'm not sure whether to be flattered or insulted. The sexy part is flattering. The Hef-babe part is insulting.

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    • Profile picture of the author Michele Miller
      Very funny Charles! Women of Warrior Street, lol. I think you'd need to change that avatar...

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    • Profile picture of the author Kevin Riley
      Originally Posted by Kim Standerline View Post

      Do we have to wear bikini's

      It aint pretty
      I'll lend you my mankini pics.
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      • Profile picture of the author RobinSkeen
        Originally Posted by Kevin Riley View Post

        I'll lend you my mankini pics.
        Can we not?
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        • Profile picture of the author Thaddaeus T. Hogg
          Mr. Riley, I dun seen yore "mankini pics" and I hast to done tole yew, yew look jest like Miz Penelople in a bathin suite. Course now, she's jest a dadburn pig and yewd be spectin her to fill out a bathin suite. I yer case, son, I gots to tell ya, thut thar is jest plumb wrong!
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          • Profile picture of the author Thaddaeus T. Hogg
            I just KNOW that my bikini bellydancing video is gonna go viral.
            Dadgumit, Shay, yew shore dew gots one a the purtiest smiles I have ever seed on this here Warrior Forum! Yew shud be a makin some a them thar toothie pastie commercials!
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            • Profile picture of the author gabby335
              Viral??

              Yea ... we can go viral ... more like 'plague'!

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              Especially the singing part ... I WILL rival you for the singing contract! I forgot to mention that in my last post!
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  • Profile picture of the author Dana_W
    Viking Helmets! I want a Viking Helmet! I can wear long braids and swing a spear or an axe or whatever those viking chicks used.

    i mean, if we're going to be warrior women.
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    • Profile picture of the author ShayB
      As long as I can bellydance in my bikini, count me in.
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    • Profile picture of the author keyaziz
      Originally Posted by Dana_W View Post

      Viking Helmets! I want a Viking Helmet! I can wear long braids and swing a spear or an axe or whatever those viking chicks used.

      i mean, if we're going to be warrior women.
      That is AWESOME!!

      I have long hair too - I want to be a viking chick
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      • Profile picture of the author Jillian Slack
        As long as it's viking HELMETS and not those metal bras...
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        • Profile picture of the author Dana_W
          Originally Posted by Jillian Slack View Post

          As long as it's viking HELMETS and not those metal bras...
          Ouch. Good point. I don't think they'd be very comfortable.
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        • Profile picture of the author ExRat
          Hi,

          Viking chicks......with long hair.....in metal bras......belly dancing
          Phwooaaarrr!!!

          How about one of those risque type calendars? I'll buy one.

          Hi Kim,
          Do we have to wear bikini's
          Only at first.

          It aint pretty
          I think you should all allow us blokes to be the judges of that...

          Hi Charles,

          I have thought about this for a long time
          Me too mate, me too...
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          • Profile picture of the author DeePower
            Oooh -- and whoever has the worst singing voice in the group gets to launch her career as a singer/songwriter.

            And that would be me.

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            • Profile picture of the author keyaziz
              So what percentage of the profits we all getting then?
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              • Profile picture of the author Karen Blundell
                Originally Posted by keyaziz View Post

                So what percentage of the profits we all getting then?
                that's what I want to know!
                because if it's good then I'll wear the helmet with a bikini, maybe:p
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                • Profile picture of the author ShayB
                  I just KNOW that my bikini bellydancing video is gonna go viral.
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                • Profile picture of the author Sonni
                  I loved Xena when she was on. I don't know what happened to her she's somewhere, nevertheless, we can resurrect her fighting spirit and kick butt!
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              • Profile picture of the author Glenn Newsome
                Originally Posted by keyaziz View Post

                So what percentage of the profits we all getting then?
                I don't think Charles is gonna like me if I head this project. I would give all lady warriors 100% profits!--I would just be happy with the fringe benefits-
                Dang, getting to work with lady warriors--now, that is hot.

                Originally Posted by Kim Standerline View Post

                Do we have to wear bikini's
                Or less.

                Originally Posted by Kim Standerline View Post

                Ahh I quite fancy myself as that erm warrior woman off the telly, was it Zena or something

                She had a blonde sidekick if I remember
                Alright, stop it now Kim. That vision is better left for the adult sites. I am seeing you.........ah, stop it already.

                Originally Posted by Dana_W View Post

                Viking Helmets! I want a Viking Helmet! I can wear long braids and swing a spear or an axe or whatever those viking chicks used.

                i mean, if we're going to be warrior women.
                One Viking helmet and spear coming up!

                Originally Posted by ShayRockhold View Post

                As long as I can bellydance in my bikini, count me in.
                Woohoo, that's the spirit. Now, that's my kind of warrior woman.

                Originally Posted by DeePower View Post

                Oooh -- and whoever has the worst singing voice in the group gets to launch her career as a singer/songwriter.

                And that would be me.

                Dee
                It's a tough job, but someone has to do the auditions. I guess I could sacrifice this time.

                Originally Posted by LADWebDesign View Post

                Oh, I see, this is one of those "yeah, do lots of work for me now, I'll pay you later" deals. Sheesh. :rolleyes:

                Linda
                Oh no, see percentage you get above. Just don't forget about mine.

                Originally Posted by gabby335 View Post

                Aaaawwww!

                Robin already picked Xena! Damned!

                I guess I'll just be Gabrielle, then ... oh wait ... I ALREADY AM!

                And ... where does the money come from ... and what's our cut!!! []
                Originally Posted by Karen Blundell View Post

                that's what I want to know!
                because if it's good then I'll wear the helmet with a bikini, maybe:p
                see above answer.

                Originally Posted by Janet Sawyer View Post

                So, OK then, we bring our own clothes,
                I think he was strongly hinting at no clothes at all.:p
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  • Profile picture of the author Suzanne Morrison
    Interesting idea Charles, but I hope you are not as scary looking in real life than you are in that avatar, LOL.

    Cheers,
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  • Profile picture of the author lgibbon
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    Originally Posted by Charles E. White View Post




    We could call it "The Women of Warrior Street"
    No,
    It was your idea.
    It has to be called Charlies Angels
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    • Profile picture of the author Charles E. White
      Originally Posted by lgibbon View Post

      No,
      It was your idea.
      It has to be called Charlies Angels
      ROFLMAO Les, that was funny!

      Listen, you women don't have to worry about what to wear like bikinis, viking helmets, metal bras and etc. You have to realize we will be on a tight budget to begin with...um..if this works right we might be on a tight budget and can't afford a wardrobe even if we make millions years from now.
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      • Profile picture of the author Nightengale
        Tight budget? No wardrobe? Is it just me or is there something wrong with this show/magazine/calendar/whatever-it-is?

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        • Profile picture of the author Charles E. White
          Originally Posted by Nightengale View Post

          Tight budget? No wardrobe? Is it just me or is there something wrong with this show/magazine/calendar/whatever-it-is?

          Michelle

          Shush Michelle, they're gonna catch on.....I mean we just won't have enough money to start with for a wardrobe.
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          • Profile picture of the author keyaziz
            We will just have to see what we can find in the house...colander for helmut...etc etc..

            Maybe we should have a competition? Best attempt at being a warrior viking chick?!!
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            • Profile picture of the author Spotted_Doe
              And I'm quite sure people will line up to watch us women elbow each other in the side as we all rush to the computer to see who gets to build their website first. :-)

              "I have an autoresponder to set up! I should get to go first!"

              "Yeah, so, I have orders to process."

              "I beat you both, I have a sales letter to write. And we all KNOW how scintillating that is to watch!"
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              • Profile picture of the author Keith Boisvert
                I don't normally volunteer my services, but I am willing to go out and buy a camera to take the photo's for the calendar...for the betterment of this project of course.

                I will even spring for the viking outfits if need be...again, to take one for the team.

                ~Keith
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                • Profile picture of the author ExRat
                  Hi Keith,

                  again, to take one for the team
                  I admire your spirit. I'm a dab hand with camera shoot lighting, as it happens...to be honest, I don't mind helping out even if it's just making the tea, developing the pictures, applying fake tan...whatever
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          • Profile picture of the author LADWebDesign
            Originally Posted by Charles E. White View Post

            Shush Michelle, they're gonna catch on.....I mean we just won't have enough money to start with for a wardrobe.
            Oh, I see, this is one of those "yeah, do lots of work for me now, I'll pay you later" deals. Sheesh. :rolleyes:

            About that avatar Charles, really... pigtails went out of style long ago. Get with the times.

            Linda
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            • Profile picture of the author ExRat
              Hi Keith,

              A room full of viking women can be a handful.
              Just another typical days work for m....ooops!
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  • Profile picture of the author Lindsay Brynn
    Haha. This is funny. Perhaps I should post my real photo and not a cartoon mouse.
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  • Profile picture of the author Janet Sawyer
    LOL!

    Thanks you lot, terrific!
    I've been away for a few days, just unpacked the suitcase and felt right back at home.

    As far as true photos go! Yep that's mine, as far a bikini's go - erm! nope! not in the rest of my lifetime anyway.

    Singing - Dee, you might have a rival for worst off picth out of tune ever! "No Mum" Please! DON'T Sing.

    As far as a calendar - only if it's for Charity.

    Leslie - Charlies Angles!
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    • Profile picture of the author ExRat
      Hi Janet,

      As far as a calendar - only if it's for Charity.
      In my case, it's possible to perceive it as charity - EG - giving to those in need
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  • Profile picture of the author RobinSkeen
    I get to be Xena. Sword. Sandals. Miniski....oh wait. Never mind. Brumhilda it is. And I can't carry a tune in a bucket. I win the singing contract.
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  • Profile picture of the author Teresa Coppes
    Oh this sounds like a great plan! I'm in!
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  • Profile picture of the author tranquility
    Oh, the "Warrior Women" stuff reminds me of the old Wonder Woman TV show with Lynda Carter. Anybody remember that, or am I the only old one?

    I think she was the precursor of the slow-mo running that they use on Babewatch - er, I mean Baywatch.

    As long as we warrior women get a cut of the profits, I'm in!

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    • Profile picture of the author Nightengale
      Reminds me of the movie "Calendar Girls" -- you know, the old ladies who did the calendar for charity which I enjoyed.

      Calendar Girls for IM? Somehow, I kinda doubt anyone would pay to see a photo of me in front of a computer. Not very exciting. Hmmm...

      Unless I was... But I'm not, so forget it. (And shame on you for thinking it!)

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      • Profile picture of the author gabby335
        Aaaawwww!

        Robin already picked Xena! Damned!

        I guess I'll just be Gabrielle, then ... oh wait ... I ALREADY AM!

        Where do you think Gabby came from?? []

        Big Fan! LOVED when they BOTH got to kick butt!! []

        Even better when they visited the Amazons and you got to see LOTS of scantily clad women KICKING BUTT!!! Didn't any of you GUYS watch "Xena: Warrior Princess" ???

        So ... let's get this straight ... we're going to be Warrior Women ... get dressed up in Viking / Warrior / Amazon type clothes and get picture taken so we can make a calendar?? Or be dressed up and someone takes videos of us ... working?? Sitting on our butts ... typing on our keyboards???

        Somehow ... that doesn't seem to be ... exciting?!?

        And ... where does the money come from ... and what's our cut!!! []
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    "Warrior Girls Gone Wild" be a good selling WSO
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  • Profile picture of the author RobinSkeen
    I love it when women kick major booty, so was a big fan (still am) of Xena & Gabrielle. Then there's Buffy....LOL I still get the singing contract. Me 'n Gabby will definitely go viral, bundled with Shay's belly dancing video of course. W00t!
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  • Profile picture of the author Thaddaeus T. Hogg
    Mr. E. White,

    I used to court a young fillie whut looked jest like yew. Her name wus Gertie Mae Lumpumbumpum an she wus jest the purtiest thang yew ever did seed. I wus jest wonderin iffin yew might be related to her somehow. Iffin yew wus from Arkansasie, yew might even be hitched to her AND related to her.
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    • Profile picture of the author Charles E. White
      Originally Posted by Hillbilly Marketer View Post

      Mr. E. White,

      I used to court a young fillie whut looked jest like yew. Her name wus Gertie Mae Lumpumbumpum an she wus jest the purtiest thang yew ever did seed. I wus jest wonderin iffin yew might be related to her somehow. Iffin yew wus from Arkansasie, yew might even be hitched to her AND related to her.

      Yes, Gertie is my twin sister, it's hard to believe you dated her though, small world isn't it? By the way, she said the reason you two broke up was because you weren't a very good lover. She said she told you that but you said "I don't know how you could form that opinion in 30 seconds". She's a blabbermouth about everything.




      Listen women, this idea is for charity (Allen's and Mine) and I'm sure since it is for charity that you wouldn't want us to spend a lot of money for things you really don't need, like clothes.
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      • Profile picture of the author Janet Sawyer
        Originally Posted by Charles E. White View Post

        Listen women, this idea is for charity (Allen's and Mine) and I'm sure since it is for charity that you wouldn't want us to spend a lot of money for things you really don't need, like clothes.

        So, OK then, we bring our own clothes, and can sing as loudly and out of tune as we like.

        If Roger has the Camera and is in charge of taking the pictures rather than rubbing the sun tan / screen on ( I think he volunteered for that, always allow one charity case per day! - and the rest of you pretentious guys well, you've missed your chance now!)

        Here' s a real thought for you - and Allen.

        Lucious Warrior Ladies on the one side and Sexy warrior men on the other side of the calendar.

        No one ever sells Calendars that are displayed two months at a time

        Would appeal to both sexes and other sexes too.

        With all the people here involved in the forum you could have a:
        Miss Warrior from the UK, Mr Warrior from the UK,
        Miss Warrior from the USA, Mr Warrior from the USA,
        Miss Warrior from HK, Mr Warrior from Japan,

        Etc and so forth it's doable.

        Kiva org could be the beneficiary!

        The first ever Warrior Forum Calendar 2010 buy yours now only $9.97

        Meanderings over.

        Thanks for listening.......... but great idea anyway

        p.s. no one was hurt in the posting of this response!
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  • Profile picture of the author Talltom1
    I wanna calendar!!!! A daily planner type thing....and Ms. January 14 is.....(drum roll pulleeeze)

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    • Profile picture of the author ExRat
      Hi Charles,

      Listen women
      That's the spirit - treat 'em mean, keep 'em keen

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  • Profile picture of the author Writing Pete
    I like it... I like it a lot. LOL.
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  • Profile picture of the author Bev Clement
    I thought we should make it unisex, so who do you think each person is?

    Hairy Person could be someone in Japan

    Monkey asleep could be

    I'll leave you to decide who is who.


    BTW I lose on the singing as I was classically trained and sang semi-professionally for 12 years :p
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    • Profile picture of the author Charles E. White
      Originally Posted by Bev Clement View Post

      I thought we should make it unisex, so who do you think each person is?
      Yeah right!! Unisex, as long as it's all women is fine
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  • Profile picture of the author KBunn
    Okay I'm in. I had to think long and hard about it, but once you said it was for charity how could I resist?

    Oh yeah, and as for the profile pic, it is mine. I mean if I was gonna fake it, I would have gone for someone a lot more attractive with a little less brains. Just let me know when to sign up!

    BTW Bev, housework does make you ugly, that is why I try my very best to avoid it. I just pull the kids out from under the garbage heap each day, brush them off, and feed them something that doesn't look too rotten. All this while I type up EZA articles with my right hand. How's that for a warrior women? Just kidding of course, I probably have the cleanest kids in the world lol.
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