Follow along with me while I try to make $1 in just 10 weeks.

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Thanks for coming along with me for the ride.

My action plan for today is


1. Read through the Warrior Forum.
2. Note down some of the many exciting ideas on a scrap piece of paper.
3. Make myself a cup of coffee.
4. Go back to bed.
#follow #make #weeks
  • Profile picture of the author Ken Strong
    Originally Posted by pearsonbrown View Post

    Thanks for coming along with me for the ride.

    My action plan for today is


    1. Read through the Warrior Forum.
    2. Note down some of the many exciting ideas on a scrap piece of paper.
    3. Make myself a cup of coffee.
    4. Go back to bed.
    I see several problems with your plan:

    1. It's going to take you much more than a day to read through the Forum.
    2. You won't be able to get to sleep if you have your coffee just before you go to bed.

    Give me time and I'll think of some other reasons to tell you why you can't do whatever you just said you were going to do.
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  • Profile picture of the author pearsonbrown
    "1. It's going to take you much more than a day to read through the Forum."

    Do you think I should just go back to bed then?
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  • Profile picture of the author George Wright
    Will you please do a WSO on this if it works out?

    Thanks,
    George Wright
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  • Profile picture of the author pearsonbrown
    "Will you please do a WSO on this if it works out?"

    Well I'll need a ghost writer to do all the work.

    On my bed I have a nice white sheet, suitable for a ghost.

    "money laundering"

    I could get the sheet done at the same time.
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  • Profile picture of the author Frank Murphy
    Do you brew your own coffee? :p
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  • Profile picture of the author Dennis Cheesman
    I would like a review copy once you complete it :rolleyes:

    Dennis
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  • Profile picture of the author pearsonbrown
    "Do you brew your own coffee? "

    I have my coffee 'instant', just how I want my success.
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  • Profile picture of the author Eric Graudins
    Sounds like a great plan. Can I pay you $1 for an advance copy of day 2? (Provided you've taken Harvey's advice - of course) See, your awesome business plan and copywriting skills have made you succeed beyond your wildest dreams. You've potentially reached your earnings target in less than 1% of the time allocated. (People will pay big money for this secret. Be careful who you share it with.)
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  • Profile picture of the author Peter Bestel
    This is awesome duuude!

    I really like your enthusiam, I only wish I had your energy levels.

    I'll try and follow what you're up to but I've got so much on my plate right now, what with the bins needing emptying and the dishwasher needing filling, my heads just spinnin' at the mo. I'm finding it real hard to type just now 'coz the duvet's weighing down on my arms and my bladder's full.

    If I'd could just make a fraction of what you're planning, I'd be a happy man.

    You rock!
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  • Profile picture of the author Jim Stewart
    I think a few pieces of the puzzle are missing here. Without them your plan may just fail.

    Have you drawn up a full 50-page Business and Marketing plan?

    Have you hired an Accountant and a Business Lawyer?

    Have you registered your Business with the Taxman?

    Have you spent months learning; HTML, SEO, Copywriting, Social Marketing, How to write an Autoresponder series, How to use a graphics program to design your own ecovers, etc... Or are you going to Outsource?

    Do you have enough clean sheets and fresh milk?

    Have you warned your nearest and dearest (Wife, dog, Postman etc) that you will be fully engaged for the foreseeable future and that relationships may be affected negatively.

    Failing to Plan is Planning to Fail you know........
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  • Profile picture of the author tonyscott
    You should take weekends off otherwise you'll be at risk of burnout. Why don't you start on Monday?
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  • Profile picture of the author Steadyon
    If you want this to work really well, make sure you have a good selection of different coffees. Then you can plan out each day what coffee you will make the following day.

    Quite a vital step for such an arduous project that you are undertaking..
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    • Profile picture of the author Kevin Riley
      Too much work. I've decided to skip the first three steps and go directly to step 4. Do you think I can still make $1 in 10 weeks? If not, I'll have to ask for a refund as your sales letter never mentioned there would be this much work involved.
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  • Brilliant! Just brilliant! You've gone and ruined everything.

    Do you know just how much time I've spent working that as my secret strategy? I've been beavering away doing jack and waiting for folk who've never heard of me to send me money into a payal account that doesn't exist.

    Just great. Now I'm going to have to think of something else to do because the market will be saturated.
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  • Profile picture of the author Peter Bestel
    Just another thought before I really HAVE to get up.

    I bought a product a while back that could probably double your profits. I say probably, 'cos I've not used it yet. But this thing is GOLD.

    Hitec Osmosis Rich Strategy Enterprises Simple Handheld Internet Treasures

    You just sit it next to your computer and pick it up every now and then, but the trick is to not read it, just stroke the cellophane wrapper.. This stuff just works by telepathy or something and magically transfers $$$$ to your paypal account. As I say, I've not tried it yet but it looks awesome.

    I'll have to find the time to collect it from the post office. Damn postman always comes when I'm in bed enjoying my lunch.
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  • Profile picture of the author Bev Clement
    Pearson you'll never do it, because you should have tea or coffee as the main focus of your day.

    Now if you could find a teasmade (sp?) in a junk shop then you won't have to leave bed.

    Ken, if I have a cup of coffee I'm asleep in 15 mins if that helps.
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    • Profile picture of the author Martin Avis
      Pearson - a laudable plan, but have you taken into account the inevitable negative influences of your family and friends who will no doubt ridicule your aims?

      If I were you I'd add an extra five weeks to your timeline to be on the safe side.

      And then consider split-testing tea instead of coffee.

      Martin
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      • Profile picture of the author Harvey Segal
        Originally Posted by Martin.Avis View Post

        If I were you I'd add an extra five weeks to your timeline to be on the safe side.
        Pearson,

        Martin's comment about being on the 'safe side' brings up the
        subject of 'risk' which you've obviously not thought about.

        Do you think it's wise in the current climate to start such
        a venture ?

        My suggestion is to defer the start till say 2011 when the
        banking crisis has eased.

        Why not hire a programmer to produce a script which removes
        this thread from the live forum, places it in a hidden forum
        directory and then reactivates it on Jan 1, 2011 ?

        Harvey
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        • Profile picture of the author Alminc
          Where's the OTO for this coaching?

          I expected you to hit me with
          ' watch me make $2 in just 20 weeks' special offer
          for only $297...
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    • Profile picture of the author Ken Strong
      Originally Posted by Bev Clement View Post

      Ken, if I have a cup of coffee I'm asleep in 15 mins if that helps.
      Well, I guess you're his target market then! Get ready for that dollar to come rolling in.
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  • Profile picture of the author Richard Tunnah
    Originally Posted by pearsonbrown View Post

    Thanks for coming along with me for the ride.

    My action plan for today is


    1. Read through the Warrior Forum.
    2. Note down some of the many exciting ideas on a scrap piece of paper.
    3. Make myself a cup of coffee.
    4. Go back to bed.
    Thanks Pearson! Now everyone in the train station cafe I'm currently sat in thinks I'm mad as I just burst out laughing at your post!
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  • Profile picture of the author John Taylor
    Originally Posted by pearsonbrown View Post


    1. Read through the Warrior Forum.
    Pearson,

    You've already gone "Off Piste"!

    Reading doesn't involve posting responses.

    I can't wait to see day two.. the excitement is underwhelming.

    John
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  • Profile picture of the author Louis Raven
    Easy peasy..

    pick a niche (any niche, who cares).

    write ten unique articles based on your previous keyword research.

    upload them to your host/free blog and give the URL the keyword title if possible.

    Distribute them articles to directories.

    Advertise a little.

    bang! easy $1 a week

    Louis
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  • Profile picture of the author John Taylor
    make $1 in just 10 weeks
    Is that before or after PayPal fees?

    John
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  • Profile picture of the author Oland
    That's a brilliant plan!

    Taking no action is what i've been telling people for so long. Finally someone got it right!
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  • Profile picture of the author kennethtang
    Tsk, tsk. So much work. Do I HAVE to do steps 1 and 2?

    Kenneth

    Ps. Hey, nice site in your sig. Why only English Grandmas? Got any Russian Grandma Lessons? Or Chinese Grandma Lessons? Thanks a bunch!
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  • Profile picture of the author Bev Clement
    I had a thought, something you missed from your plan Pearson.

    Ask some kind warrior in the UK to send you a gift of $1 as there are no charges for gifts from the UK to the UK, and that's your $1 made.

    Now you can lie in bed and watch daytime tv and sleep :p
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    • Profile picture of the author Eric Lorence
      Oh boy...

      Here comes the "Watch me copy the guy who made $1 in ten weeks" thread...

      Just remember to post an update every time you use the head.

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  • Profile picture of the author igrowyourbiz
    well let me encourage you to keep at it friend

    you seem to have the important stuff in mind.

    you actually have a plan (you are ahead of 99%) of people that want to make money through IM

    You plan to learn, and adjust your plan (again, ahead of the curve)

    the only problem I see, is that you don't get bogged down with too much reading and note taking.

    GET READY TO WORK

    GET UP...MAKE THAT COFFEE...sooooo many people get stuck at step 3 and never get around to pouring themselves a good cup of joe -- Much less ever getting to bed!

    I personally do not drink coffee for this very reason..so I can totally skip this step and move straight to step 4. (my wife on the other hand, loves coffee but hasn't quite decided on whether she wants to do IM or not)
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  • Profile picture of the author Michelle Adams
    Originally Posted by pearsonbrown View Post

    Thanks for coming along with me for the ride.

    My action plan for today is


    1. Read through the Warrior Forum.
    2. Note down some of the many exciting ideas on a scrap piece of paper.
    3. Make myself a cup of coffee.
    4. Go back to bed.
    Oh and just when I thought I couldn't take another 'watch me thread' here's yours and I can't wait to get back and see your results! Now MY plan is off track because I think YOUR plan is better and I need to keep track of every move! It will be worth it in the end though 'cause I'll skip the 'watch me copy the guy..' part and head straight into a WSO! "How I Made DOUBLE What The Guru Who Taught Me Makes All In Under 10 Weeks!" Oh I'm printing money, thanks Pearson!
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  • Profile picture of the author lakshaybehl
    Wow!

    If only I could ever make that much so fast...

    I guess its more about destiny!

    VIDGET.
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  • Profile picture of the author Steadyon
    Are you on Twitter?

    I'd like to follow the action!
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  • Profile picture of the author Mary Gallivan
    I think I might be successful with this one!

    I got up this morning all was geared up and ready to get great work things done today. With cup on coffee in hand I headed to the forum and when I saw this post I thought - 'Oh No! Not another 'watch me' threads'. I've been following closely on some of the others.

    But it works! I've done nothing today other than keep coming back to read all the posts - so entertaining!

    Well, one day off is OK isn't it? Maybe need to re-think that one, should I go for broke and take 7 days off? I'd get there quicker then wouldn't I?

    Yes, sounds like a plan, I'll hang around the forum every day and watch and do my best to do nothing.

    Gosh - this is going to be hard work! I'll have to find time to work out how I plan to spend all that money

    Mary
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  • Profile picture of the author tonyscott
    My mistake, I thought you said you were going to make $1 in just two weeks. Best plan of action would be to take next week off to think about things. One thing you could think about is how to keep this to yourself so that your idea doesn't get stolen.

    Could you expand on point 2 please? What sort of paper scrap do you use?
    Also any updates on your progress today?

    Louis, don't think your system will work for this. I understand what you're getting at, but it seems a little advanced and ambitious.

    Tony
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  • Profile picture of the author igrowyourbiz
    would be great if someone else would do this as a "control" or "split test"

    instead of coffee replace with other beverage like Orange Juice or Iced Tea, for the non-coffee folk like myself.
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    • Profile picture of the author Harvey Segal
      Originally Posted by igrowyourbiz.com View Post

      would be great if someone else would do this as a "control" or "split test"

      instead of coffee replace with other beverage like Orange Juice or Iced Tea, for the non-coffee folk like myself.
      I think you are confusing this with split tasting.

      Harvey
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      • Profile picture of the author Killer Joe
        Frank Kern had his Under Achiever Method and now you've come out with your Over Achiever Method. Brilliant!

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  • Profile picture of the author pearsonbrown
    Update

    I've lost the scrap of paper. I know it's somewhere in this bed but, what with all the empty pizza boxes and beer cans, I can't find anything in here any more.

    earnings so far $0
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  • Profile picture of the author NewbiesDiary
    Originally Posted by pearsonbrown View Post

    Thanks for coming along with me for the ride.

    My action plan for today is


    1. Read through the Warrior Forum.
    2. Note down some of the many exciting ideas on a scrap piece of paper.
    3. Make myself a cup of coffee.
    4. Go back to bed.
    OMG - dont any of you see how ridiculously stupid this idea is???


    Note down???? Paper???? I don't understand!!
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    • Profile picture of the author Kevin Caldbeck
      Howdy

      Forget it, I'm going back to bed, this is to much for me to take in during one sitting.

      Kevin
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  • Profile picture of the author NewbiesDiary
    do you have an affiliate program - I'd really like to make 50 cents in just 10 weeks!!
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  • Profile picture of the author pearsonbrown
    It was the rat at the bottom of my bed that ate the paper.

    Where is Ex-rat when you need him?


    earnings $0
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    • Profile picture of the author Tom B
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      Originally Posted by pearsonbrown View Post

      It was the rat at the bottom of my bed that ate the paper.

      Where is Ex-rat when you need him?


      earnings $0
      Are you sure it wasn't the cat?

      Forget the paper, just write on the sheets of your bed. I am assuming you use linen? If not then the pizza boxes are great for diagramming.

      With all the Watch Me threads this is the best. I love this stuff. YOU CAN DO IT! I just know you will accomplish this. I will be watching you! With the way you think, there is no doubt you will succeed! You are an inspiration to the rest of us. I would have paid money for this info, THANKS!

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      • Profile picture of the author Harvey Segal
        Originally Posted by Thomas Belknap View Post

        I will be watching you!
        That's given me an idea.

        Pearson, can you set up a web cam in your room so we can follow this live
        every step of the way for the next 10 weeks ?

        Also we can check you are not inflating your earnings.

        I'm expecting total honesty here from you but I'm afraid your latest figure
        of $0.03 smacks of hype.


        Harvey
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      • Profile picture of the author Martin Avis
        This is clearly a scam.

        You said nothing in your sales letter about the need to buy extras to make this work and yet now you are talking about pizza.

        No wonder Internet marketing has such a poor reputation with charlatans like you peddling fakery and trickery.

        I demand a refund.

        Disgusted of Sidcup.
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        • Profile picture of the author John Taylor
          Originally Posted by Martin.Avis View Post

          Disgusted of Sidcup.
          Is there anyone who lives in Sidcup that isn't? :p
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    • Profile picture of the author forous
      How many weeks so far and still $0.
      I believe it is time to revise your plan.
      The good thing is that you had a plan.
      Some starts with nothing, but they want to get some where.
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    • Profile picture of the author ExRat
      Hi Pearson,

      It was the rat at the bottom of my bed that ate the paper.

      Where is Ex-rat when you need him?



      I think you should automate task 3.

      (I'm sure he's ripped this method off from a $1000 home study course I bought.)

      PS I was actually in Redditch earlier today for the first time in 2 years - driving around lost for 25 minutes (as usual) then Lodge Park. And I swear I did actually think to myself - 'I wonder which pub the Grumpy Old Man hangs out in?'

      Probably 'Ye Olde Bed & Notepad'
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    • Profile picture of the author Nick Brighton
      Originally Posted by pearsonbrown View Post

      Update

      I've lost the scrap of paper. I know it's somewhere in this bed but, what with all the empty pizza boxes and beer cans, I can't find anything in here any more.

      earnings so far $0
      Originally Posted by pearsonbrown View Post

      It was the rat at the bottom of my bed that ate the paper.

      Where is Ex-rat when you need him?


      earnings $0
      Serious LOL action over here.

      P.S

      I tried to follow your plan, but on day 2, I couldn't decide which
      side of the bed to get out of.

      I thought about the left side, and then wondered if it might have
      been too cold or a spider was lurking.

      Then I had a think about the right side and saw that there were
      some sharp looking objects nearby...

      ...usually when faced with such decisions I quickly run to the WF
      to ask for help, but on this occassion I couldn't actually get out
      of bed for fear of failing to, well, get out of bed.

      I had to call my mummy to bring my Laptop from the spare room.

      Phew, I'm exhausted. Time to get back to my Xbox 360.
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    • Profile picture of the author Martin Luxton
      Originally Posted by pearsonbrown View Post

      It was the rat at the bottom of my bed that ate the paper.

      Where is Ex-rat when you need him?


      earnings $0
      Pearson,

      Of course you haven't made any money yet, you numpty.

      You haven't got any testimonials on your sales page!

      You need pictures of people like Mike Filsaime and John Reese waving $1 notes. A few videos wouldn't hurt either. The good thing with technology these days is you can stick a webcam over your bed and people can watch you in action (or should that be "inaction").

      Martin
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    • Profile picture of the author jmidas
      step #5. re-package it as a "secret blackhat method" and double your WSO price to $2.
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      • Profile picture of the author Paul Myers
        Being a firm believer in the concept of leveraging one's efforts, I have a proposition for you. You see, there's a project I've been wanting to outsource, and you are uniquely qualified to handle it for me.

        In the process of your extensive study of the Forum's wealth of knowledge, you will no doubt come across numerous opportunities to Wombat deserving individuals. If you're prepared to help me with this, I propose a simple joint venture.

        Deliver a proper serving of Grammar Police brutality to the wretched creatures, and send me the URLs for each post. In return, I will pay you the princely sum of 10 cents per week, thus guaranteeing your success. I will also place a "Thank you" in each post, further ensuring your esteem among the literati.

        This reputation enhancement cannot fail to help your standing with possible partners for the launch of your new product... "Grammar on the Cheap: Why use a whole colon, when a semi-colon will do?"

        This seems consistent with the high level of useful productivity you're aiming to achieve.

        I await your response with bated breath.


        Paul
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        • Profile picture of the author Martin Luxton
          Originally Posted by Paul Myers View Post


          Deliver a proper serving of Grammar Police brutality to the wretched creatures, and send me the URLs for each post. In return, I will pay you the princely sum of 10 cents per week, thus guaranteeing your success. I will also place a "Thank you" in each post, further ensuring your esteem among the literati.

          Paul
          What is the world coming to? Paul Myers bribing people with Forum Thank you's.

          Martin

          P.S. I'll do it just for the Thank you. Forget the 10 cents.
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          • Profile picture of the author ExRat
            Hi,

            among the literati
            I know them. They gather everyday items of litter, throw them into a pile, announce that the pile is an expression of the common man's eternal struggle against oppression, and then win the Turner prize.
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    • Profile picture of the author DaveLloyd
      Originally Posted by pearsonbrown View Post

      It was the rat at the bottom of my bed that ate the paper.

      earnings $0
      You need to choose the people you outsource to with more care! Try the cat!

      Dave
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  • Profile picture of the author Ricky_s
    I have got reseller rights for this Program!
    Only serious guys contact only 97 copies left!
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    • Profile picture of the author bombdiggity
      If someone pays you a precious metal such as gold or silver, will that still count?
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  • Profile picture of the author pearsonbrown
    Reseller rights? I thought you said the cheeseburger rights. You've taken advantage of a deaf old man. Still at least I have some income.


    earnings $0.03
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  • Profile picture of the author igrowyourbiz
    you sold RR for 3¢

    can I buy the PLR for 9¢?
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  • Profile picture of the author pearsonbrown
    PLR = Paper Loving Rat? If Ex-rat can catch it, you can have it.



    earnings $0.12
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    • Profile picture of the author Steadyon
      Are you planning to make good steady progress, cent by cent.

      Or are you going to build up to a big launch and hope to earn the rest of the $1 on the final day?
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  • Profile picture of the author Matt Bard
    Ok folks only a few days left before I launch my big pre-launch special where I attempt to figure out, using camtasia of course, how to duplicate the success...er the un-success of the Grumpy Old Man.

    Matt
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    • Profile picture of the author Tom B
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      Originally Posted by Matthew Maiden View Post

      Ok folks only a few days left before I launch my big pre-launch special where I attempt to figure out, using camtasia of course, how to duplicate the success...er the un-success of the Grumpy Old Man.

      Matt
      What does this thread have to do with John Taylor?
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      • Profile picture of the author John Taylor
        Originally Posted by Thomas Belknap View Post

        What does this thread have to do with John Taylor?
        Wow! What a dazzling response.. oh wait.. it was a reflection off your avatar. :p
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        • Profile picture of the author Tom B
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          Originally Posted by John Taylor View Post

          Wow! What a dazzling response.. oh wait.. it was a reflection off your avatar. :p
          Hey, it took a lot of buffing to get that shine.
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  • Profile picture of the author Matt Bard
    Thomas,

    There is always someone that has to come in and rain on the parade.
    Now I have to go through all of my slides for the big Camtasia presentation and change everything.

    That cost is going to be passed down you know and now they know who to blame.
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  • Profile picture of the author Brenki
    Pearsbronson, pearsonbrown so... what did you do in the end ... ? will you check my spelling in english , I would like to be helpful to you, you did not find what you looking for here ?
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  • Profile picture of the author Roger Mayne
    Whilst I fully support you on your quest, I do think that you have to be realistic. There is a recession on, and maybe you'll stretch yourself too much.

    My advice? Set your goal to 14 weeks and have a snooze now. Why do today what you can do tomorrow.

    Some wise bloke said "Failing to plan is like planning to fail", so as long as you plan to succeed, you've as good as made it.

    Maybe you should use the pizza box for your plan next time.
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    • Profile picture of the author Jim Stewart
      Originally Posted by swiftdeal View Post

      Some wise bloke said "Failing to plan is like planning to fail".
      That wuz me!! See my previous post

      Pearson mate. Have you considered the knock-on effect if you succeed at this, almost impossible to believe, challenge?

      Have you prepared yourself for when you become a "Guru"?

      Where is your big house going to be? What Pimpy model of Car will you buy? What will you wear as guest of Honour at the Internet Seminars, that you will no doubt be invited to attend? (I suggest Hawaiian shirts and Open-toed wellies, they always go down well with the Surrey Stockbroker crowd)

      Have you planned your Backend-offers?

      Perhaps a 'Business in a Box' "Internet Success Kit".

      Containing a set of Sheets, a pack of your favourite Coffee. A 'One-size fits all' pair of "Ivor the Engine" Pyjamas and a few ripped up fag packets and beer mats for notepaper.
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  • Now if you can only figure out how to put it on Autopilot...

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  • Profile picture of the author archer29
    Pearson, Thanks for the great idea for my next niche.

    "Sleep your way to success"

    Most people will think it's about sleeping your way to the top which will attract the curiosity seekers. I'd send you half the profit but I'll be too busy dreaming about all the money I'm gonna make.

    All of us should JV on this one. Spoof the google. Sell expensive sheets and I don't mean Carlton!
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  • Profile picture of the author Peter Bestel
    I have reported this thread as it is clearly self-promotional in advance of the OP's undoubted WSO.
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  • Profile picture of the author myshoead
    Just wanted to wish you good luck on your project!
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    • Profile picture of the author Jason Fenty
      why are you setting unrealistic goals. first try make $1 in a year then you can make $1 in 10 weeks .
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  • Profile picture of the author Tsnyder
    Will there be a PLR video package?

    Tsnyder
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    If you knew what I know you'd be doing what I do...
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  • Profile picture of the author Steven Fullman
    Newbies, I don't want to shatter your illusions, but the OP is a member of a secret, cross promotional inner circle who will guarantee his method's success...at whatever cost.

    My advice is to avoid every other marketer, and whatever you do, don't attempt to make friends or form any kind of relationship with them.

    Regards,
    Steve "Common Sense" Fullman
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    Not promoting right now

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  • Profile picture of the author jhiggins
    I think with this plan it will take you a year to make your $1.
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  • Profile picture of the author madison_avenue
    Now your model appears to be successful. Have you thought about outsourcing, hiring someone to make the coffee and make the bed.
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  • Profile picture of the author BIG Mike
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    Does this involve begging? Cause I 've done that and it works...especially with my wife
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    • Profile picture of the author Tom B
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      Originally Posted by BIG Mike View Post

      Does this involve begging? Cause I 've done that and it works...especially with my wife
      Wow, you got your wife to give you a whole dollar?

      I will try that out with my wife.
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  • Profile picture of the author nicholasb
    Originally Posted by pearsonbrown View Post

    Thanks for coming along with me for the ride.

    My action plan for today is


    1. Read through the Warrior Forum.
    2. Note down some of the many exciting ideas on a scrap piece of paper.
    3. Make myself a cup of coffee.
    4. Go back to bed.
    you would be lucky if you even made a dollar.

    Sad thing is this is what many people do, and they wonder why they dont make money online
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  • Profile picture of the author globalpro
    I just got an affiliate promotion for this and it said that it is "so simple even a hamster can do it".

    Can you verify this claim?

    Thanks,

    John
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  • Profile picture of the author Tsnyder
    Nick...

    This is precisely why we NEED the PLR video package.

    Which side of the bed? What kind of pajamas? Does the
    print design on the jammies or sheets affect conversion rates?
    Does it matter which toppings I order on the pizza?

    This is far too technical a subject to be covered in simple forum posts...

    Tsnyder
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  • Profile picture of the author Steadyon
    You should be careful when making outrageous and unsubstantiated income claims!!!
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    • Profile picture of the author Nick Brighton
      Originally Posted by Tsnyder View Post

      Nick...

      This is precisely why we NEED the PLR video package.

      Which side of the bed? What kind of pajamas? Does the
      print design on the jammies or sheets affect conversion rates?
      Does it matter which toppings I order on the pizza?

      This is far too technical a subject to be covered in simple forum posts...

      Tsnyder
      Mummy...heeeelp. A man is hurting my head and I don't understand and
      can you do it for me? Pweeeze?
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  • Profile picture of the author R Hagel
    I don't think this Grumpy Old Man will do it.

    But, I just figured out a way for ME to make $1 in 10 weeks...

    Sooo... I have one crisp, shiny dollar bill here saying that Pearson will NOT achieve his goal. Anyone want to make a bet with me?
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    • Profile picture of the author Martin Luxton
      Originally Posted by R Hagel View Post

      I don't think this Grumpy Old Man will do it.

      But, I just figured out a way for ME to make $1 in 10 weeks...

      Sooo... I have one crisp, shiny dollar bill here saying that Pearson will NOT achieve his goal. Anyone want to make a bet with me?
      Becky,

      That's not a fair bet. If he makes 99 cents you win. If he makes a million dollars by accident you win again.

      Martin
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      • Profile picture of the author R Hagel
        Originally Posted by Martin Luxton View Post

        Becky,

        That's not a fair bet. If he makes 99 cents you win. If he makes a million dollars by accident you win again.

        Martin
        Martin, I'm having a little problems understanding your post. So are you saying that you're taking me up on that bet?

        Cheers,
        Becky

        P.S. I want to see the dollar first. I mean it's not that I don't trust you or that I don't think you're good for it. Well, you know. Nothing personal.
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        • Profile picture of the author Tsnyder
          Originally Posted by R Hagel View Post

          Martin, I'm having a little problems understanding your post. So are you saying that you're taking me up on that bet?

          Cheers,
          Becky

          P.S. I want to see the dollar first. I mean it's not that I don't trust you or that I don't think you're good for it. Well, you know. Nothing personal.
          I suggest setting up an escrow account. When dealing with large
          sums of money it's always best to have an impartial third party involved...

          Tsnyder
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        • Profile picture of the author Martin Luxton
          Originally Posted by R Hagel View Post

          Martin, I'm having a little problems understanding your post. So are you saying that you're taking me up on that bet?

          Cheers,
          Becky

          P.S. I want to see the dollar first. I mean it's not that I don't trust you or that I don't think you're good for it. Well, you know. Nothing personal.
          Becky,

          You're on. But there are conditions. Pearson has to prove that he made a genuine effort to use the system.

          For each of the 70 days I want a time stamped video showing him

          1. Reading through the Warrior Forum.
          2. Noting down some of his many exciting ideas on a scrap piece of paper.
          3. Make himself a cup of coffee.
          4. Going back to bed.

          Plus I want a notarised and witnessed statement from his dog saying that he didn't cheat when the camera was turned off.

          Which escrow service do you want to use?

          Martin
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          • Profile picture of the author R Hagel
            Sounds perfect, Martin.

            When Pearson wakes up from his nap, let's ask him if he'll handle the escrow for us. He can take 3% for this troubles.

            Cheers,
            Becky
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            • Profile picture of the author John Taylor
              Originally Posted by R Hagel View Post

              Sounds perfect, Martin.

              When Pearson wakes up from his nap, let's ask him if he'll handle the escrow for us. He can take 3% for this troubles.

              Cheers,
              Becky
              But that extra 3% interest will skew the results!

              John
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              • Profile picture of the author R Hagel
                Originally Posted by John Taylor View Post

                But that extra 3% interest will skew the results!
                John

                Ssshhh, keep your voice down. Of course it skews the results! But how else am I going to hustle that Luxton fellow if I don't mess with Pearson's results?
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    • Profile picture of the author Ken Strong
      Originally Posted by R Hagel View Post

      Sooo... I have one crisp, shiny dollar bill here saying that Pearson will NOT achieve his goal. Anyone want to make a bet with me?
      *sputter* That's...that's... GAMBLING!

      I'd rather make my money the honest, old-fashioned way... without getting out of bed.
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      • Profile picture of the author R Hagel
        Originally Posted by KenStrong View Post

        *sputter*
        I'd rather make my money the honest, old-fashioned way... without getting out of bed.
        So, you're trying to make money with the oldest profession in the world?

        (hmmm, is that Pearson's intent too?)
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  • Profile picture of the author r3000
    Great thread. The part where you make yourself a cup of coffee is very informative.
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  • Profile picture of the author Oland
    This post should be required reading for everyone that signs up for the Warrior forum. Seriously.
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  • Profile picture of the author madison_avenue
    What coffee brand do you use is it Nescafe elite or the cheap stuff from Lidl? (I am going to be stealthily back-engineering your business model).
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    • Profile picture of the author ExRat
      Hi,
      So, you're trying to make money with the oldest profession in the world?

      (hmmm, is that Pearson's intent too?)
      Pearson sleeps in a tent? Does the dog sleep in there too? No wonder he's grumpy.
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  • Profile picture of the author ic7
    Hmm,

    Why not pull the computer and the coffee maker close to the bed? And to heck with writing things down, just dream about big ideas. I'm helping you streamline your plan.

    Oh, and don't post a Free WSO and I won't buy it.

    Paul


    Originally Posted by pearsonbrown View Post

    Thanks for coming along with me for the ride.

    My action plan for today is


    1. Read through the Warrior Forum.
    2. Note down some of the many exciting ideas on a scrap piece of paper.
    3. Make myself a cup of coffee.
    4. Go back to bed.
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    • Profile picture of the author Ken Strong
      Originally Posted by ic7 View Post

      Oh, and don't post a Free WSO and I won't buy it.l
      Now we're getting somewhere. All we need to do now is delete this thread and we'll have created the perfect IM vacuum.
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      • Profile picture of the author Jim Stewart
        Originally Posted by KenStrong View Post

        Now we're getting somewhere. All we need to do now is delete this thread and we'll have created the perfect IM vacuum.
        Eh, What! We're cleaning carpets now? I'm confused and yet strangely, turned on.....

        "Nothing Sucks like an ElectroLux!"
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      • Profile picture of the author ic7
        All we need now is for Pearson to complain about how he didn't achieve his failure.




        Originally Posted by KenStrong View Post

        Now we're getting somewhere. All we need to do now is delete this thread and we'll have created the perfect IM vacuum.
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  • Profile picture of the author MichaelJ168
    It is really exciting to read posts in this forum but it will take a lot of time due to the huge archive...

    Anyway, good luck and enjoy
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  • Profile picture of the author pearsonbrown
    Update

    My plan was to make about one and a half cents per day.

    However, I've made eight times that today.

    So I'm going to take the next week off.


    earnings $0.12
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    • Profile picture of the author jhiggins
      Originally Posted by pearsonbrown View Post

      Update

      My plan was to make about one and a half cents per day.

      However, I've made eight times that today.

      So I'm going to take the next week off.


      earnings $0.12
      Nice work PB!!! You deserve that week off. Take a nice long nap and read some more threads.
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  • Profile picture of the author emha
    nice thread, I will keep my eyes to see this thread lol. hope you have wake up from your bed and increasing your 0.12 $
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  • Profile picture of the author Houcem Rihane
    Testimonial:

    pearsonbrown's plan is absolutely unfailable. I went through it and I can tell you it's awsome. I could even make 0$ in only 52 weeks.

    Good Fornothing
    0dollarin50weeksormore.com
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  • Lol, just the title alone threw me off... hahaha - I wish you much luck!
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  • Profile picture of the author Old Nikko
    Dear Mr. Brown;

    At your request, The Entrepreneur Community Network™ has reviewed and approved your plan. We have found it to be more than adequate to the purpose and are herein referring it to our Investments Department for further action. With your approval, we will be sending our action plan for your immediate implementation.

    Nick Snyder, SR
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    • Profile picture of the author Buddd
      OMG! This is the stupidest thread I have ever read. And what makes it worse
      is the fact that there are a lot of experienced Warrior and marketing experts
      participating in it.

      Anyone worth their salt knows you must wait until the " I Watched the Guy who
      Watched the Guy that Copied the Guy who Watched the Guy Copy the Guy Make
      $1 in Just 10 Weeks" WSO comes out.

      Only then will all bugs and wrinkles be worked out making it safe to proceed. Until
      then it's just a high risk venture!

      Buddd
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      • Profile picture of the author Paul Myers
        Buddd,
        Only then will all bugs and wrinkles be worked out making it safe to proceed. Until then it's just a high risk venture!
        That's what pioneers do. Without people like Pearson to blaze the trails, how would you ever learn to make $.10 a week?


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      • Profile picture of the author Mike McBride
        Originally Posted by Buddd View Post


        Only then will all bugs and wrinkles be worked out making it safe to proceed. Until
        then it's just a high risk venture!

        Buddd
        Buddd,

        Do you have any idea how long it would take to get all the wrinkles out of Pearson? And I refuse to make any bugs homeless simply to fill my coffers with riches.

        I'm afraid we must plunge ahead now, warts and all.
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        • Profile picture of the author Tom B
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          Originally Posted by Mike McBride View Post

          Buddd,

          Do you have any idea how long it would take to get all the wrinkles out of Pearson? And I refuse to make any bugs homeless simply to fill my coffers with riches.

          I'm afraid we must plunge ahead now, warts and all.
          There is an uncanny resemblance.


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  • Profile picture of the author Old Nikko
    And well worth the price of admission Paul!
    Such princely sums deserve no less than our fullest attention.

    ;-)
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  • Profile picture of the author Kyle L Hannah
    I am so stealing this and selling it at DP. It will surely fit right in, heck it may even boost my itrader stats
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    • Profile picture of the author Buddd
      Hi Paul,

      I realize that $.10 a week is a lofty goal, but you fail to mention the rest of the story!

      Pioneers also get shot, eaten by wild animals, starve to death and suffer through
      brutal winters. I also heard they frequently have big holes in their shoes.

      Well, I guess you could cover all that on the disclaimer page.

      Buddd
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      • Profile picture of the author Paul Myers
        Buddd,
        Pioneers also get shot, eaten by wild animals, starve to death and suffer through brutal winters. I also heard they frequently have big holes in their shoes.
        No pain, no gain.

        Ya big wuss, ya.


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  • $1 in ten weeks? Well that's a lofty goal! lol

    Actually, that is a more realistic goal than most people make. A lot of people who get started at affiliate marketing forget that there is a learning curve, and that they should take one thing at a time. It seems like many newbies set a goal of $10,000 a month before making their first $1 online.

    At any rate, I hope you make your goal!
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  • Profile picture of the author igrowyourbiz
    Since I have the exclusive PLR rights, I am now selling Master Resale Rights for 6¢ to MY product

    How to make $1 (or more) per year, while you sleep!
    The insider's secret guide to coffee, bedtime and luxury...

    I have thrown in SIX POWERFUL BONUES (mostly to help differenciate it from the original)
    1. Discounted Coffee Directory
    2. Starbucks Home Recipes
    3. How To Steal Sheets From Hotels & not get caught
    4. The Secret: Utilizing the "law of distraction" in your mind while you sleep to attract wealth, coffee and pizza.
    5. The Note Script: This will replace pieces of paper on your bed, and instead clutter up your desktop with little scraps of notes <<<HOT!!!
    6. How To BookMark WF: the key to success is NOT typing in the address bar for FAST reference.
    the bonuses alone have got to be worth no less than 15¢ so you make out like a bandit with my IMPROVEMENTS on this system

    PS remember you get master resale rights! Beer Me!
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    Just Like The Other Students I Mentor Do!

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    • Profile picture of the author madison_avenue
      Originally Posted by igrowyourbiz.com View Post

      Since I have the exclusive PLR rights, I am now selling Master Resale Rights for 6¢ to MY product

      How to make $1 (or more) per year, while you sleep!
      The insider's secret guide to coffee, bedtime and luxury...

      I have thrown in SIX POWERFUL BONUES (mostly to help differenciate it from the original)
      1. Discounted Coffee Directory
      2. Starbucks Home Recipes
      3. How To Steal Sheets From Hotels & not get caught
      4. The Secret: Utilizing the "law of distraction" in your mind while you sleep to attract wealth, coffee and pizza.
      5. The Note Script: This will replace pieces of paper on your bed, and instead clutter up your desktop with little scraps of notes <<<HOT!!!
      6. How To BookMark WF: the key to success is NOT typing in the address bar for FAST reference.
      the bonuses alone have got to be worth no less than 15¢ so you make out like a bandit with my IMPROVEMENTS on this system

      PS remember you get master resale rights! Beer Me!
      igrowyour biz.com

      "Starbucks Home Recipes". There really is such a product and it is very successful!
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      • Profile picture of the author igrowyourbiz
        Originally Posted by madison_avenue View Post

        igrowyour biz.com

        "Starbucks Home Recipes". There really is such a product and it is very successful!

        NOW do you see the value of this...it's pure genius I tell ya!
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    You can find the disclaimer here: oddenterprises.com/legal
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  • Profile picture of the author Charann Miller
    Heh?....I keep rubbing my eyes and adjusting my browser settings but is that $1 I read as in...$1? Are you missing some zero's with that?

    Put up a blog with Adsense and you should reach your goal within 48 hours, all $1 of it.

    You may even surpass your goal and earn a whopping $2!
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  • Profile picture of the author John Taylor
    Pearson,

    You must have created a hot product as it's been seen
    on torrents, file sharing sites and scammers forums! I
    suggest you take action immediately to protect your
    intellectual property rights.

    John
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    • Profile picture of the author Michael Mayo
      John,

      Pearson doesn't have time to waste on protecting his product.
      Doing so would set him up for total failure and destroy his time line.

      I believe that if he were to continue on his present path that he may be
      able to pull this off by the end of the 10 weeks but, It will require much
      more sleep and a lot less posting to this thread.

      Pearson, Don't worry about the updates. Just tell us when you have
      accomplished the task. We believe you and know you are a man of your
      word.

      How do I know this? I've seen people with the same IP address post right
      after you did so they must be there with you. Why would they lie to us
      too? Just wouldn't make sense because they have nothing to gain from
      building their lists or scamming us as they don't even have products to sell
      yet.

      Just my .02
      Have a Great Day!
      Michael

      Originally Posted by John Taylor View Post

      Pearson,

      You must have created a hot product as it's been seen
      on torrents, file sharing sites and scammers forums! I
      suggest you take action immediately to protect your
      intellectual property rights.

      John
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  • Profile picture of the author Steadyon
    Is this just another one of those get rich quick schemes?

    What's the catch? There must be one.

    Is there some kind of hidden continuity which will cost me $0 each and every month?

    Is there a "Just email support if you need any help" link which never works or you never hear back from?

    When you do your launch I bet your server crashes just before you go live and just so you can create a $1 feeding frenzy.

    Well I'm not convinced this is for real. Do you have any testimonials or have you released a beta version yet with proof?

    I am going to see if I can find at least 57 reviews of your $1 in 10 weeks before I even go anywhere near my underground secret bunker to get my wallet out of my safe.
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  • Profile picture of the author Pat Ordenes
    Better yet...
    I'm starting my own thread:
    "Watch me, Watch over the guy, WATCHING over the guy making Thousands of dollars online - A REAL CASE STUDY"
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  • Profile picture of the author pearsonbrown
    Bad news. Harvey Segal has launched a similar product.

    It's called Supper Tips.
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    • Profile picture of the author Harvey Segal
      Originally Posted by pearsonbrown View Post

      Bad news. Harvey Segal has launched a similar product.

      It's called Supper Tips.
      It's a sequel to a 2000 year old book - Last Supper Tips
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      • Profile picture of the author Martin Avis
        If Pearson's dog has anything to do with it it'll be Lost Supper Tips.

        Martin
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          • Profile picture of the author jhiggins
            Originally Posted by TMG Enterprises View Post

            Mr. Pearson

            My client purchased your program and diligently followed the steps given. Not only has she not made the income that you promised would come from working as instructed, she has now been permanently injured due to burning herself with hot coffee when someone else sat on the bed.

            I have reviewed your program in great detail and failed to find any effort on your part to warn customers of the dangers inherent in your plan. Under the circumstances, I have advised my client to sue you for complete recovery of her purchase price along with medical bills. We will be asking for punitive damages, as well, since you were negligent in failing to provide adequate safety precautions.

            Itemized damages are as follows:
            • .03 purchase price
            • 3.49 for burn treatment
            • 2.25 for bandages
            • 28.00 for new sheets
            • 35.00 for new comforter
            • 850.00 for new mattress
            • 1.00 lost future earnings
            I look forward to a prompt settlement in this matter or to seeing you in court, sir!

            I.C. Easymoney
            Law Offices of Numpty&Numpty
            Of course, if you need more robust legal representation, you are more than welcome to use my guys over at the famous and trusted firm of Dewey, Cheatem and Howe.

            Jonathan
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          • Profile picture of the author Tsnyder
            Originally Posted by TMG Enterprises View Post

            Mr. Pearson

            My client purchased your program and diligently followed the steps given. Not only has she not made the income that you promised would come from working as instructed, she has now been permanently injured due to burning herself with hot coffee when someone else sat on the bed.

            I have reviewed your program in great detail and failed to find any effort on your part to warn customers of the dangers inherent in your plan. Under the circumstances, I have advised my client to sue you for complete recovery of her purchase price along with medical bills. We will be asking for punitive damages, as well, since you were negligent in failing to provide adequate safety precautions.

            Itemized damages are as follows:
            • .03 purchase price
            • 3.49 for burn treatment
            • 2.25 for bandages
            • 28.00 for new sheets
            • 35.00 for new comforter
            • 850.00 for new mattress
            • 1.00 lost future earnings
            I look forward to a prompt settlement in this matter or to seeing you in court, sir!

            I.C. Easymoney
            Law Offices of Numpty&Numpty
            TO: I.C. Easymoney - Numpty & Numpty et al

            Dear Sir,

            Please consider this your official notice that our firm, Dopey, Sleepy & Grumpy
            is in receipt of your recent missive directed at our client, Pearson Brown.
            Please be advised that all further communication on this subject should be directed
            to our offices.

            After careful consideration of the allegations set forth in your letter we find your
            client's claims to be specious, frivolous and without merit or foundation. It is
            obvious to even a casual observer that this is nothing more than a thinly veiled
            attempt to shake down a respected internet marketer with deep pockets.

            We shan't stand for it.

            To say that you appear to be nothing more than a pig's bladder in a derby hat
            would likely violate the cannons of ethics so I'll just say that no self respecting
            barrister would entertain the pursuit of such nonsense.

            You would do well to advise your client to cease and desist from this blatant
            attempt to extort money from Mr. Brown. If you choose to persist please be
            advised that we will bring to bear the full force of our resources to crush you
            like a gnat on an elephant's ass.

            Respectfully,

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            • Profile picture of the author Paul Myers
              Let's see. Using the calculator that was included with my copy of the latest edition of Black's Law Dictionary, I get the following assignment of responsibility:

              50% to the person who made the coffee hot enough to burn a person.
              25% to the "victim," for carelessness in her choice of bedroom companions.
              20% to the "companion."
              15% to the mattress manufacturer, for selling a mattress that doesn't properly dampen transmitted motion.

              This adds up to 110%, which means, Pearson, that they owe you $9.20.

              You're almost there!


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    • Profile picture of the author Steadyon
      Originally Posted by pearsonbrown View Post

      Bad news. Harvey Segal has launched a similar product.

      It's called Supper Tips.
      I prefer PG Tips myself.
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  • Profile picture of the author Christie Love
    I wish someone would have given me this plan when I was a newbie.
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  • Profile picture of the author jhiggins
    Originally Posted by pearsonbrown View Post

    Thanks for coming along with me for the ride.

    My action plan for today is


    1. Read through the Warrior Forum.
    2. Note down some of the many exciting ideas on a scrap piece of paper.
    3. Make myself a cup of coffee.
    4. Go back to bed.
    Pearson,

    You forgot about the $12834.00 you are going to spend on eBooks, Frank Kern, John Reese and Stompernet products, all just to get the $1.

    Just think... in a mere 1, 974 years you can make your investment back and then it's just smooth sailing from there on out.

    Never give up!!

    Jonathan
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  • Profile picture of the author TelZilla
    I'm excited for you Pearson, if you duplicate your current week's success of $0.12, even with taking the next week off, at the end of your 10 weeks you'll have earned an incredible $1.08.

    Thereby exceeding your goal by a overwhelming $.08!

    I'm impressed. How much is the WSO gonna be? I need to know so I can start saving up now!
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  • Profile picture of the author Mark Kaye
    It's been done before.

    I made $1 in 10 weeks once and it only cost me $57 in PPC.
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    $1! I'm down bro.
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    • Profile picture of the author Tom B
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      Pearson, I think you should create a physical product that is written on the back of the pizza boxes. This will create a brand for yourself.

      You should have about 20 boxes somewhere in your bed.

      I also want to give you some advice, don't get up to make coffee but have your instant next to your bed. I just saved you some time that you can devote to sleeping.


      I can't wait to see more updates.
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      • Profile picture of the author Paul Myers
        Thomas,
        I also want to give you some advice, don't get up to make coffee but have your instant next to your bed. I just saved you some time that you can devote to sleeping.
        Excellent plan.

        Pearson... I hear Vinnie can get you a killer deal on a used coffee maker...


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        • Profile picture of the author Tom B
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          Originally Posted by Paul Myers View Post

          Thomas,Excellent plan.

          Pearson... I hear Vinnie can get you a killer deal on a used coffee maker...


          Paul
          Thanks Paul. I like to streamline businesses. I have to hand it to Pearson, he is already wearing Diapers so he doesn't need to get out of bed for that. Talk about a man that is dedicated to his business.


          YOU CAN DO IT PEARSON!!!
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  • Profile picture of the author Tsnyder
    Never waste time performing menial tasks that can be outsourced...

    Hire a maid... not only can she brew the coffee, there may
    may ancillary benefits...

    Tsnyder
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    • Profile picture of the author Paul Myers
      Terry,
      Hire a maid... not only can she brew the coffee, there may
      may ancillary benefits...
      Careful with that kind of advice, dude. "Ancillary benefits" are what almost got him sued, remember?


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      • Profile picture of the author Tom B
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        Originally Posted by Paul Myers View Post

        Terry,Careful with that kind of advice, dude. "Ancillary benefits" are what almost got him sued, remember?


        Paul
        I don't blame the maid for not wanting to change his diapers.
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  • Profile picture of the author Old Nikko
    Something's not quite clear here...

    Is it mandatory to do this program in my pajama's -- or can I do it in my underwear and still achieve the same or similar results?

    PS: I already have a coffee maker, thereby reducing my startup expenses and overhead... all I need now is a quarter of unused PG Tips to brew up and I'm good to go.
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    • Profile picture of the author Tsnyder
      Originally Posted by Old Nikko View Post

      Something's not quite clear here...

      Is it mandatory to do this program in my pajama's -- or can I do it in my underwear and still achieve the same or similar results?
      As always... split testing will provide the best answer.

      Perhaps John Taylor will weigh in with some personal experience...

      Tsnyder
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        Originally Posted by Tsnyder View Post

        As always... split testing will provide the best answer.

        Perhaps John Taylor will weigh in with some personal experience...

        Tsnyder
        Yes, John would know what is better at conversions, pajamas or diapers. Judging from the kilt I suspect diapers will win. :p
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        • Profile picture of the author John Taylor
          Originally Posted by Thomas Belknap View Post

          Yes, John would know what is better at conversions, pajamas or diapers. Judging from the kilt I suspect diapers will win. :p
          In the interests of common indecency I can tell you
          that I wear exactly the same in bed as I do under the
          kilt.

          And it's not pajamas!

          As far as "conversions" go.. a gentleman never tells.

          I have no idea what diapers are but I understand that
          Riley, with his vast personal experience, totally dominates
          the incontinence niche. So, he's the resident nappy expert.

          John
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      • Profile picture of the author Kay King
        Is it mandatory to do this program in my pajama's -- or can I do it in my underwear and still achieve the same or similar results?
        Ohhh - that is so typical. Pearson gives you a perfect step by step plan that he has not worked hard to create - and immediately you want to skip one of the steps. I'm expecting Pearson to create a 6 second video during the last half of this year (a continuation of his current hectic work hours) - do you want to do that in your undies??? Put on the damned PJ's!

        I think Pearson is stretching it a bit too thin. He has not even mentioned how many days he has allotted to worries about duplicate content. Does he even have a shovel and pail near his bed to entertain him in the Google sandbox? (note: Pearson, if you have a cat, avoid the sandbox)

        Check under the couch cushions - you might find enough change to up your total and save your energy for tomorrow, or the next day.

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        • Profile picture of the author KenJ
          I'm sure I offered to make that video for Pearson when I met him in London last month

          He wasn't that interested
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  • Profile picture of the author SuiteJ
    LOL. Thanks for the laugh! Oh, and for the copy lesson. How does one not click that headline?

    Cheers!
    Jay
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  • Profile picture of the author pearsonbrown
    As regards coffee provision, I've decided to hand that over to the fulfillment services at Stompernet.

    A very thirsty Pearson
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  • Profile picture of the author TelZilla
    Originally Posted by Mark Kaye View Post

    It's been done before.

    I made $1 in 10 weeks once and it only cost me $57 in PPC.
    Ouch.

    Been there. Done That. Bought The T-Shirt.

    Twice.

    But then I started using the "Pearson Brown Method", and let me tell you now, my life has completely changed...

    No longer do I spent countless hours at my PC writing articles, ebooks, emails, ads, etc, just to make a few bucks online.

    I now spend my days and nights drinking coffee, sleeping, writing notes, and eating pizza.

    Now the stress and pressure of sustaining a full-time online income is gone. My life is now completely free from worries.

    Well, I do have one small problem, but it's minor compared to the freedom my life has now. For some reason I've put on 20 pounds.

    Strange.
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  • Profile picture of the author Tsnyder
    TelZilla...

    Not to worry...

    I'll shortly be releasing a WSO that will directly address your problem.
    As soon as I secure the JV agreement with Pearson I'll round out the
    finer details... look for it soon..

    "Overweight? Who isn't? With the brand new, high powered,
    exclusive Pearson Brown Weight Loss Method you'll lose 30 pounds
    in 30 days for 30 cents... eating all you like and doing absolutely
    nothing...guaranteed!"

    Coming to a forum near you, soon.

    Tsnyder
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    • Profile picture of the author Buddd
      Originally Posted by Mike McBride

      Buddd,
      Do you have any idea how long it would take to get all the wrinkles out of Pearson? And I refuse to make any bugs homeless simply to fill my coffers with riches.


      Hi Mike

      Personally I've never met the man. But if you insist he looks like an old used up
      crinkled tissue, who am I to argue?

      Pearson, for the love of God man, end this thing! Be smart, license out
      this golden egg laying beauty, then just sit back and collect the residuals.

      This will give you plenty of time to work on your next great masterpiece,
      which I'm sure you'll find under your pillow, or under your mattress, or God
      help us, under your underwear...

      Buddd
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    • Profile picture of the author TelZilla
      Originally Posted by Tsnyder View Post

      TelZilla...

      Not to worry...

      I'll shortly be releasing a WSO that will directly address your problem.
      As soon as I secure the JV agreement with Pearson I'll round out the
      finer details... look for it soon..

      "Overweight? Who isn't? With the brand new, high powered,
      exclusive Pearson Brown Weight Loss Method you'll lose 30 pounds
      in 30 days for 30 cents... eating all you like and doing absolutely
      nothing...guaranteed!"

      Coming to a forum near you, soon.
      *Pulls out credit card...*

      Zzzzzzzzzzz...
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      • Profile picture of the author kf
        Actually, since it's now 'instant' coffee, you may be confusing it with 'spit' tasting.

        I think you are confusing this with split tasting.

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  • Profile picture of the author Eric Graudins
    I think that this Pearson bloke is a bit shonky.

    He's built up everyone's hopes and expectations with day one of his plan, and then failed to deliver day 2.

    Sigh. And I had hoped that I had finally found someone reliable to believe in.

    (And if day 2 is eventually published, I hope that it's not just a repeat of day one.)
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  • Profile picture of the author DaveLloyd
    I just realised, this material is already in the public domain.

    This is a straight rip-off of Ben Sweetland's 1962 Classic "Grow Rich While You Sleep" - minus of course, steps 1 and 2.

    Dave
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  • Profile picture of the author Mark-Dickenson
    That is hillarious!!

    Originally Posted by pearsonbrown View Post

    Thanks for coming along with me for the ride.

    My action plan for today is


    1. Read through the Warrior Forum.
    2. Note down some of the many exciting ideas on a scrap piece of paper.
    3. Make myself a cup of coffee.
    4. Go back to bed.
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  • Profile picture of the author cowboyrob
    This is the first actual "lol" I've experienced from something I read online in a long, long time.

    LoL.
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  • Profile picture of the author John Rowe
    I'm so disappointed in myself. There are so many smart responses to this thread... and I got nothin'.

    *******s.
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  • Profile picture of the author Jim Stewart
    Pearson,

    I'm confused!

    I notice that there are two of you in your Avatar picture.

    Does this mean you will be splitting the profits?

    How will you divide up the workload?

    Do you have enough Mugs?

    Who is the guy in the White T-shirt and will he be sharing your bed?

    Signed

    Confused of Dulwich
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  • Profile picture of the author igrowyourbiz
    The ID-10-T form may be substituted with the

    owah-tagoo-siam packet
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  • Profile picture of the author Mr. Armsey
    Pearson,
    Thanks for the interesting thread. I'll be following closely.
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