What's Your Best Internet Marketing Elevator Pitch?

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In case you're not familiar with an elevator pitch, here's the breakdown...

Imagine that your in an elevator in a very executive building and Donald Trump happens to walk in and ask you what you do.

At this point you have about 30 seconds to give him your I'M pitch, wow him, and get him to wanna give you his contact info.

What do you say? GO!
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  • Profile picture of the author myob
    Hey, Don ... Wassup? Say, have you seen the Naturepedic Organic Crib Mattress Classic 252? I'm selling the award winning all organic cotton classic seamless mattress which features organic and healthy material while eliminating potentially harmful chemicals commonly found in most [cough...cough] mattresses. It combines U.S. grown certified organic cotton filling with an easy-to-clean waterproof surface so pure that it meets hotel food contact standards. And, the exclusive non-toxic fire protection meets and exceeds all federal and state flammability standards. It's available now on Amazon for only $299, and there are no shipping charges on Super Saver Shipping. Well, gotta go, this is my floor. Here's my card. Call me.
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    • Profile picture of the author payment proof
      Would you like to make money for free?
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    • Profile picture of the author MatthewNeer
      Originally Posted by myob View Post

      Hey, Don ... Wassup? Say, have you seen the Naturepedic Organic Crib Mattress Classic 252? I'm selling the award winning all organic cotton classic seamless mattress which features organic and healthy material while eliminating potentially harmful chemicals commonly found in most [cough...cough] mattresses. It combines U.S. grown certified organic cotton filling with an easy-to-clean waterproof surface so pure that it meets hotel food contact standards. And, the exclusive non-toxic fire protection meets and exceeds all federal and state flammability standards. It's available now on Amazon for only $299, and there are no shipping charges on Super Saver Shipping. Well, gotta go, this is my floor. Here's my card. Call me.
      Well said my friend, well said. Good ole Don might give ya ring...
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  • Profile picture of the author celente
    I would be advertising a FIX IT INSTANTLY wig business.

    He needs one of those badly....LOL...but I would have to use it by having a large breasted women jogging on the spot....he seems to have a addiction to large chested women...anyone notice that???
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  • Profile picture of the author tpw
    I was going to give you a serious answer, but then you mentioned The Donald. :p

    ... And I cannot think of anything clever at the moment...
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    • Profile picture of the author MatthewNeer
      Originally Posted by tpw View Post

      I was going to give you a serious answer, but then you mentioned The Donald. :p

      ... And I cannot think of anything clever at the moment...
      Well it doesnt gotta be Don ya know, just imagine it was your favorite business celebrity...
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  • Profile picture of the author ebusinesstutor
    Mine would be:

    "I mentor people on how to build their business and personal financial success online."
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  • Profile picture of the author xavierfok
    Mine is really different, but it works best for me. I believe in making friends.

    "I have a plan to help you to increase sales by 20%. There are huge loads of people in your untapped market looking to buy from you. I admire the way you do business and want to learn from you. Thank you for listening to me"

    I believe that the above words only make 10% of the communication. 20% comes from tone and 70% comes from body language. If you really do have a plan, the 90% comes naturally and he can feel it.
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    • Profile picture of the author MatthewNeer
      Originally Posted by xavierfok View Post

      Mine is really different, but it works best for me. I believe in making friends.

      "I have a plan to help you to increase sales by 20%. There are huge loads of people in your untapped market looking to buy from you. I admire the way you do business and want to learn from you. Thank you for listening to me"

      I believe that the above words only make 10% of the communication. 20% comes from tone and 70% comes from body language. If you really do have a plan, the 90% comes naturally and he can feel it.
      Great insights man, there is def a ton of importance when it comes to tone and overall confidence.

      However, I think if you told that to Trump, he would be like "my sales in what?"

      The idea is to let him know what you do and get his interest peaked and maybe even get an investment in your company.
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  • Profile picture of the author Kevin_Hutto
    I'm saving America... One Business at a time.
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    • Profile picture of the author MatthewNeer
      Originally Posted by Kevin_Hutto View Post

      I'm saving America... One Business at a time.
      Now thats a quality slogan!
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  • Profile picture of the author Jeff Lenney
    I usually just say I do SEO for Small and Medium businesses. Either they KNOW or they DONT know what SEO is, but at this point they ask more about it. I then say, "well, lets say you wanted to be #1 in google for "city business" - that's what I do (with a cocky grin).

    Silly, but it works - i'm picking up a $1500 check tomorrow actually for the 3rd month in a row from one client i charmed too :-)
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    • Profile picture of the author Jacob Hargreave
      My response would be simple

      If it was Donald Trump :"I do what you do... I solve problems."
      If it was a complete stranger: "I solve problems."

      I am a naturally impressive person,so I don't need or want to "try" and impress anyone. My vast knowledge and skills will speak for themselves in full, I think there is a lesson in here somewhere.
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      Jacob Hargreave at your service...

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    • Profile picture of the author MatthewNeer
      Originally Posted by eljeffe77 View Post

      I usually just say I do SEO for Small and Medium businesses. Either they KNOW or they DONT know what SEO is, but at this point they ask more about it. I then say, "well, lets say you wanted to be #1 in google for "city business" - that's what I do (with a cocky grin).

      Silly, but it works - i'm picking up a $1500 check tomorrow actually for the 3rd month in a row from one client i charmed too :-)
      Well done Jeff, takin' that laid back approach eh?

      Sometimes when people ask me what I do, I tell them "...About what?" lol

      Gets em every time
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