We have all seen it.
Just because you call yourself a "marketer"...okay, wait...perhaps it would be better if I explained what happened.
I really hate to do this, but today somebody irritated me a little bit, and now I want to come here and tell ALL OF YOU how to run YOUR business.
Believe me, it was not pleasant. On an irritation scale of 1 to 10, it was almost a 1, so I could almost feel a tinge of irritation.
PLEASE! Stop using marketing on me that I don't like. I'm on to you, and I also know that you would do 10,000% better (if not WAY more) if you would only do everything you can to never irritate me in any way ever again. PLEASE!
You will sell much, much, much more.
Don't you have any idea how many subscribers you're losing, sales you're not making, opt-ins you're not getting, JVs you're missing out on, or how much better you would be doing if you would only contact me personally before you ever do anything?
I'm more than happy to help you craft a message that will never bother me again. Imagine! You could be on easy street! Yep! I know how much ALL of you are making. I know ALL of your marketing techniques. I know what ALL of your conversion rates are. I know how much BETTER all of that would be if you would just check with me first.
Now, I was mildly irritated before, and instead of just letting it go, I figured I would put my ego on display and tell ALL OF YOU how to run YOUR business. After all, if I had just let it go, I could have went on with my day and been more productive, but it seemed best to come here and help (read: "tell") all of you to run your business the RIGHT way.
Oh...and please agree with me completely as I'm right and anybody who doesn't agree is just losing sales and wasting THEIR time.
Happy to help.
All the best,