How Crazy Are Your Classified Adverts?

by John Taylor

Posted: 18 years ago 8 replies

INTERNET MARKETING

I spotted this the other day and it remined me of Paul Myer's kittens advert.. but now we can include images in posts..

Maybe we could start a collection?

John

#adverts #classified #crazy

KarlWarren 18 years ago

Reminds me of the guy that got abuse in Austalia for
his classified ad:

For Rent - Apartment
No Asians.

He actually phoned it in and said NO AGENTS, but they misheard.
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  crystalq 18 years ago
  
  LOL, you guys are funny!
  
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  John Taylor 18 years ago
  
  Ohh.. You want funny?
  
  I wish I knew what it meant.
  
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  John Taylor 18 years ago
  
  This is one of my personal favourites.. I suspect it was a Kevin Riley advert
  
  Might explain why he never comes out in daylight
  
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  myob 18 years ago
  
  Free Road Service
  
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  Cherilyn Woodhouse 18 years ago
  
  Psst... - http://www.dribbleglass.com/Jokes/classifieds.htm
  
  And of course...
  
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  John Taylor 18 years ago
  
  The true cost of targetting your ideal audience..
  
  I wonder if that one was split tested?
  
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  chetday 18 years ago
  
  For Sale: 1965 Porsche. Zero to 60 as fast as you can shit. Immaculate. Call xxx-xxxx.
  
  When I worked for a daily newspaper back in 1968, the typesetter made the above mistake by leaving a letter out of "shift," the word that was supposed to be there.
  
  His wonderful typing error which was sent in the morning edition to over 45,000 subscribers has managed to stick to my fading memory all these years as my No. One favorite classified ad goof.
  
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