Sunday Quiz - What's this article about????

by rosetrees

Posted: 12 years ago 7 replies

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Sorry - couldn't resist posting part of this article I just happened across:

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I know what product it's supposedly promoting, but I omitted it. I'm not sure I want it anyway if it's going to give you "four strange buttocks".

I wonder which spinner the author used?

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Alexa Smith Banned 12 years ago

Spinner?! Nooooooo: just a passage from a recently re-discovered "lost manuscript" by James Joyce, surely?
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Alexa Smith Banned 12 years ago

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- DireStraits 12 years ago
  
  I fear my primitive mind could never fully comprehend the genius behind a piece of such unfathomable depth.
  
  Truly a masterwork.
  
  I would - perhaps to my great peril - interpret that the first few sentences are an astute observation of contrast between the beauty and curiousness of life's simple delights, such as the way in which an incandescent lightbulb exerts its magnificant radiance over a crêpe born of the finest ingredients and spread generously with the most delightful homemade preserve. The author attempts to draw a random parallel between the feelings aroused by this scene: similar, he recalls, to the first and only time he met with the angelic luminosity of an idiosyncratic, satin-clad female's firm, egg-brushed, pastry-coloured buttcheeks inexplicably tattooed with the name Steven Hancock.
  
  Such intensity I'm almost unable to bear it.
  
  (On a slightly different note - and not to sound at all disrespectful (hopefully :p) - did anyone ever get to feeling these were the kind of puzzlingly far-out, nonsensical interpretations of Shakespeare "suggested" to them by their eccentric high-school English literature teachers? Boy, did I come away from that class feeling unworthy of my grade. )
  
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  Paul Myers 12 years ago
  
  Michael,
  
  I fear my primitive mind could never comprehend the genius behind a piece of such unfathomable depth.
  
  Well, it's a piece of something alright. I'm not sure "unfathomable depth" is the term I'd have chosen, but it's certainly pretty deep.
  
  As for your post... Brilliant. A lyrical set-up for the punchline... "inexplicably tattooed with the name Steven Hancock."
  
  Wonderfully Adamsesque finish. I was waiting for someone to drop a Coke machine on me.
  
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  Azarna 12 years ago
  
  Thank you for sharing this with us.
  
  No idea what it is on about.
  
  But boy, it says it in a very, erm, original manner.
  
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stevenalowe 12 years ago

Originally Posted by rosetrees

Sorry - couldn't resist posting part of this article I just happened across:
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I wonder which spinner the author used?

A really, really bad one.

Personally, I hate it when a page like this shows up in search results and I click on it. Yes, this trick got a crap page to rank for certain keywords, but since the page adds no value it won't sell anything. So what was the point ?

Oh yes, gaming the search-engine algorithm.

Which is not a long-term solution. The Slap Cometh. Wait for it.
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- AnneE 12 years ago
  
  I have my doubts that this article exists and is doing well in Google because when I Googled:
  
  at night feelings decalescent crepe satin, stiched fine detail, supply behavioral instinct feet once more design
  
  -- I got nothing close.
  
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  rosetrees 12 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by AnneE
  
  I have my doubts that this article exists and is doing well in Google because when I Googled:
  
  -- I got nothing close.
  
  I had someone on fiverr do some social bookmarking for a site of mine and I was checking the links. One was on a bookmarking site I'd not heard of. This description was top of the latest bookmarks. This is it - easybookmarks (dot) info
  
  Edit: Because I'm a sad person (:confused I just looked for it in the upcoming section. My own is there, but that one has been removed. Whoever left it had left a whole series. I guess they've been "moderated".
  
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