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Top Ten Internet Marketing Oxymorons for you

by KenJ
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(Oxymoron Definition - A figure of speech in which incongruous or contradictory terms appear side by side; a compressed paradox.)
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  • Profile picture of the author BlackRob
    Hi Kenj,

    My favorite oxymoron is push button software. This always gives me a laugh as most of the push button softwares claim to be the answer to your prayers, but often never work.

    Rob.
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    • Profile picture of the author Yadira Barbosa
      Originally Posted by BlackRob View Post

      Hi Kenj,

      My favorite oxymoron is push button software. This always gives me a laugh as most of the push button softwares claim to be the answer to your prayers, but often never work.

      Rob.
      Only work to make money for the creator of those buttons, until they get the refund scalade, but even then they make ton of money.
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  • Profile picture of the author DianaHeuser
    Originally Posted by kenj View Post

    (Oxymoron Definition - A figure of speech in which incongruous or contradictory terms appear side by side; a compressed paradox.)
    This list made me smile - Please add your own

    Graphic Designer

    Best wishes from a particularly grumpy Kenj! (Feeling a bit better now)
    Ken,

    Please educate the graphic designer here Why is that an oxymoron?

    Di (who might just get grumpy depending on your answer )
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    • Profile picture of the author KenJ
      Originally Posted by DianaHeuser View Post

      Ken,

      Please educate the graphic designer here Why is that an oxymoron?

      Di (who might just get grumpy depending on your answer )
      No Offense meant to you Diane. I had a designer ask me how I want something laid out. I sent him a rough draft. He then sent me the job back and it was virtually what I had sent him. No design work at all.

      I'm fully recovered now and ready to party
      Kenj
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