By FAR THE BEST IMer... with an AWESOME sales pitch!... Enjoy!

by wrongnumber

Posted: 12 years ago 34 replies

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hi,

Just came accross this, might have been shared before, but still its so cool...

Buy My Stupid Ebook, Overly SEO d Title, Keywords Crammed like Make Money Online Make Money Online Make Money Online

Enjoy!

#awesome #enjoy #imer #pitch #sales

PatriciaJ 12 years ago

But there isn't an affiliate link for buying a ferret. Now I'm going to have to go out on the moors and catch one. Wonder if cream cheese Pringles will be ok for bait.

Love it and so must google ranking it PR4
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sbucciarel Banned 12 years ago

That site has been around for a long time. One of my favorites.
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- JohnWiz 12 years ago
  
  That is quite the lol... anyone knows who wrote that?
  
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Fernando Veloso 12 years ago

"I buy eBooks!" Ralph from Springfield.

Haha!!!!

That image... OMG. So funny.
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Ed Micah 12 years ago

Rofl. One of the best sales pitch I've ever seen. AWESOME!
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zamzung 12 years ago

Nothing new... there was similar sites in the past... but let me tell you something... I think that guy is missing on some serious money for not having an order form!
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tampaprogrammer 12 years ago

Can someone teach me how to earn infinity dollars? I will be happy to give you a % split ...
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- DianaHeuser 12 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by zamzung
  
  I think that guy is missing on some serious money for not having an order form!
  
  I would agree with you. I was just thinking how many people would have actually bought it
  
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  DADomains 12 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by DianaHeuser
  
  I would agree with you. I was just thinking how many people would have actually bought it
  
  Di
  
  Like me!
  
  I think whoever put that together deserves a small purchase for the entertainment value alone. :-D
  
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- JohnWiz 12 years ago
  
  What's a % of infinity?
  
  Originally Posted by tampaprogrammer
  
  Can someone teach me how to earn infinity dollars? I will be happy to give you a % split ...
  
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  tampaprogrammer 12 years ago
  
  Get me to infinity and I will show you.
  
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StefanB 12 years ago

Thanks for the post, pretty funny

I would also like to roll, errrm, float in an aircraft carrier and own my own planet! Where is that damn order form though??
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tampaprogrammer 12 years ago

Its so secret, you have to find it...its a 1x1 pixel form somewhere on that page. It took me 3.14 days to find it but I am in and couldn't be happier.

Not quite to infinity yet but was hoping someone could tutor me to give me that extra edge. I can't afford planets yet, but I did put a down payment on the south pole.
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x3xsolxdierx3x 12 years ago

lol...monetized with Adsense...nice...
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drmani

12 years ago

Originally Posted by wrongnumber

Just came accross this, might have been shared before, but still its so cool...

Buy My Stupid Ebook, Overly SEO d Title, Keywords Crammed like Make Money Online Make Money Online Make Money Online

Enjoy!

That's a GOLDEN oldie! One of my favorites.

Along with this:

Origami Boulder Company -- Original Origami Gifts!
(be sure to read the FAQ)

All success
Dr.Mani

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Dominis Marketing

12 years ago

Originally Posted by drmani

That's a GOLDEN oldie! One of my favorites.

Along with this:

Origami Boulder Company -- Original Origami Gifts!
(be sure to read the FAQ)

All success
Dr.Mani

LOL, I checked it out and here's the first line:

Q: Origami boulder? Aren't you talking about a wadded up piece of paper?

A: Yes dumb dumb! I already explain this at beginning. Why you too lazy to read first before you ask obvious question like this? People on Internet not very smart.

Nice share Dr. Mani

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Onora Oz 12 years ago

"I buy ebooks!"
I remember this from 2008, I guess. Long live Biff McProfit!
Thanks for the laugh.

But not a bad Adsense site, don't you think! :p

Originally Posted by drmani

That's a GOLDEN oldie! One of my favorites.

Along with this:

Origami Boulder Company -- Original Origami Gifts!
(be sure to read the FAQ)

All success
Dr.Mani

Hah didn't know this one! Thanks for sharing, Dr.Mani
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DianaHeuser 12 years ago

Originally Posted by drmani

Origami Boulder Company -- Original Origami Gifts!
(be sure to read the FAQ)

All success
Dr.Mani

That has got to be the funniest and wisest thing I have read in ages. I LOVED the letters and his replies.

Di
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DavidTT 12 years ago

LOLL hahahaha the carrier part killed me.

thats when you know you're baller.
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- Devid Farah 12 years ago
  
  Just brilliant...This is one of the best im sales page ever!
  
  Guys...there's money to be made in humor!
  
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magiclouie 12 years ago

Can't help but smile.

AWESOME!

I enjoyed every word.

L. Tugas
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WizIMS 12 years ago

Haha that's how things are going lately
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Joseph Robinson Banned 12 years ago

I bought the product because I trust everything that Eric from Colorado says.

Started to get close to infinity dollars in the past hour...but my computer started to smoke. Is this a normal problem for this system?
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Royce Space 12 years ago

It reminds me of The Rich Jerk.
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donny531 12 years ago

Super man want fast enough but with infinity dollars I hired the flash so now I don't wait for my beers either
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iRunThis 12 years ago

Lol I wonder if they would have slapped a Paypal button there if they would have actually made sales.. Ha! That was good.
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aaaa33030 12 years ago

I like the adsense monetization
You should put a 728x90 adsense ad at the top for more cash
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wrongnumber 12 years ago

thanks for the responses... but the guy who did it... took the best take on the most important part in the IM industry... the sales pitch...
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~ Made 4 Sales with this site (~$105)
~ No Promotion done at all, just 5 hours of work I did
~ No Time To Work On This Anymore
~ Giving away for cheap! Need Money!
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xxxJamesxxx 12 years ago

Yeah that's site been around for years... Funny though.

James Scholes
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sal64 12 years ago

Is this what they call a juxtaposition?

We all think it's funny because he says what we are thinking... which is brilliant in itself.

And yet so many marketers continue to use the exact things he takes the p1ss out of.

I wonder how that would convert as a real sales page?
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AndreStoelinga 12 years ago

Never saw it before.....what a laugh !
The testimonials are awesome...LOL !

"...and downloadified it from the Internets..." ROFL !
He WOULD probably say it like that...

Andre
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- Daniel Evans 12 years ago
  
  Awesome. I hadn't seen that before!
  
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AlexDoerian 12 years ago

Haha. Is that even exist? What a ___ sales pitch!
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wrongnumber

12 years ago

I do not understand how can you guys miss this comment, this made me laugh for INFINITY Time

and

NORMALLY my stupid eBook sells for $152,000, but for today only I'm offering it to you for only $499!!! You don't need me to tell you what a steal that is!!! Some poor saps think a penny saved is a penny earned, but you know $151,501 saved is $151,501 earned!!!

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