by tpw
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I need to make 34 cents in the next 4 minutes!!

Help me out, and send me some money on PayPal, Click Here.

Oh yeah, and I don't want to have to do anything in return for your money... Just Click Here.

I don't want a job...

I don't want a business either...

Both sound like too much work to me...

Don't jump on your high-horse either!!

I don't need or want you to tell me what YOU think...

I just want MY needs satisfied!!

/rant

You cannot actually hear me talking to my wife right now...

So I will type it out for you...

Honey! Get me a beer!

{distant mumble}

What?

{distant shreek}

I don't care if you are elbow-deep in poopie!!

Bring me a damn beer!! Now!!
:p
  • Profile picture of the author lotsofsnow
    Hey, I wanted to help you out... but your link was not working on my end. LOL.
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  • Profile picture of the author AlexanderSkyHeart
    LOL, now I know what you mean by :

    Yes, but we get thanked for a number of reasons.

    Sometimes it is because someone agreed with us.

    Sometimes it is because we offered real value...

    And sometimes it is because we made someone laugh...
    Cheers broz great to see you around
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  • Profile picture of the author Jon Patrick
    So, did she bring you the beer?

    Or is the training not yet complete...
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  • Profile picture of the author Iriss
    I was actually going to send you a dollar from my PayPal account.

    ... but the links didn't work DOH
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  • Profile picture of the author serena85
    That is a perfect example of making small money online.....I think everyone here was ready to donate 1 dollar.
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    • Profile picture of the author Richard Van
      Bestest way to make FAST CASH is here, on forum this one!!!!

      Make WSO on how you make lots of dollars, it's reeeeally cool place to make money fast, easy, no work!!!!

      Oh, and put signature say how you make million dollar in 2 minutes, everybody will buy, no question.

      I wake up and money is just filling up my bank, while I sleep, with a bevvy of beauties, sipping beers and never leaving bed, excepety to get in swimming pool.


      Thanks for sharing!!!!
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      • Profile picture of the author tpw
        Originally Posted by Richard Van View Post

        Bestest way to make FAST CASH is here, on forum this one!!!!

        Make WSO on how you make lots of dollars, it's reeeeally cool place to make money fast, easy, no work!!!!

        Oh, and put signature say how you make million dollar in 2 minutes, everybody will buy, no question.

        I wake up and money is just filling up my bank, while I sleep, with a bevvy of beauties, sipping beers and never leaving bed, excepety to get in swimming pool.


        Thanks for sharing!!!!

        Sounds like too much damn work!!
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        • Profile picture of the author Cyberkntsean
          It's all about you today tpw...


          I'll trade you some magic beans for your 34 cents ?? They're still good, I bought them off some guy in the wso 'make a mint' magic market....really !
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  • Profile picture of the author Webkingseo
    I am sending you Beer here....Cheers.....!!!!!!

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    • Profile picture of the author PatriciaJ
      Get up off your idle butt and get your own beer then your wife might satisfy those needs
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  • Profile picture of the author Nicola Lane
    I need a new wheelchair - do you think I should start a thread on it??

    Thanks for the laugh!
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  • Profile picture of the author Michael Oksa
    Hi Bill,

    The first time I clicked your links, they both re-directed to Here. Something strange is going on, because when I clicked them the second time, they re-directed to There.

    ? ? ? ? ?

    All the best,
    Michael

    p.s. It's amazing how SELFISH some people can be, isn't it? I mean, you did call her "Honey", and yet she's putting her own needs first. All I can say is "Wow!"
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  • Profile picture of the author sbucciarel
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    Just a head's up. You're payment links aren't working!
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  • Profile picture of the author rusty1027
    WOW - I also tried to click the links because I was going to send 34 cents. I think you've stumbled onto something here.

    .34 cents per minute = $5.10 per hour = $122.40 per day = $856.80 per week...

    I call dibs on the WSO for this new money making method.
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  • Profile picture of the author sbucciarel
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    If you can't get your wife to cooperate, you may want to invest in one of these

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  • Profile picture of the author rosetrees
    Originally Posted by tpw View Post

    I need to make 34 cents in the next 4 minutes!!

    Help me out, and send me some money on PayPal, Click Here.

    Oh yeah, and I don't want to have to do anything in return for your money... Just Click Here.
    .....................

    I just want MY needs satisfied!!

    /rant
    Calm down. I can tell you how to make money fast and easy with no work. But we don't want everyone knowing my secret, never before seen method which is guaranteed to send hordes of laser targeted traffic to your website and explode your sales overnight. You'll make money whilst still in your pyjamas.
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  • Profile picture of the author AuthorityRush
    Looks like you are living the life, yeah, yeah!
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  • Profile picture of the author WriterWahm
    I need, I need, I need. Just gimme gimme gimme!
    Er, you might want to fix your link though
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    • Profile picture of the author rosetrees
      Originally Posted by WriterWahm View Post

      .....
      Er, you might want to fix your link though
      I think you might have missed the point of that bit of tpw's humour?

      PS - your little girl is soooooo cute.
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      • Profile picture of the author WriterWahm
        Originally Posted by rosetrees View Post

        I think you might have missed the point of that bit of tpw's humour?

        PS - your little girl is soooooo cute.
        Hi Rose, Thanks! And nah I didn't. I did think he was being a bit sarcastic though so ... I guess there are many folks like that here who are all about gimme gimme gimme
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  • Profile picture of the author vivi62
    I think most people would send you a dollar even for a laugh ,perhaps you could set up your own charity www.IWANT.com lol
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  • Profile picture of the author Osman_M
    Man if those links were working you would actually make a killing lol.
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  • Profile picture of the author Rose Anderson
    TPW,
    Is it okay if I steal your post and spin it and then claim it as my own?? I could really use .34.....

    Rose
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    • Profile picture of the author Troy_Phillips
      Any spinner worth it's salt is going to make that .43


      Originally Posted by Rose Anderson View Post

      TPW,
      Is it okay if I steal your post and spin it and then claim it as my own?? I could really use .34.....

      Rose
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  • Profile picture of the author jacktackett
    Dear Mr. TPW,
    having donated .34 to your cause I unfortunately now find myself in dire straights. Please refund my donation ASAP.
    I know you will understand.
    blessed,
    --Jaques MeHoffin mail - jakMOff at masterbakers dot com
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  • Profile picture of the author CDarklock
    Originally Posted by tpw View Post

    I need to make 34 cents in the next 4 minutes!!
    Got your Amazon S3 bill today, did you?

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  • Profile picture of the author Seth Bias
    I sent your money now awaiting my ebook.. Transaction ID : 23k0923kf093kf

    oh wait did I just donate for no reason???


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  • Profile picture of the author aaaa33030
    Yeah I can do with 34 cents too in my stealth paypal account to make up $5 so that I can purchase 5000 website views from adfly
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    • Profile picture of the author ShayB
      *throws a beer at Bill from the other room, soundly thwacking him in the back of the head*

      There's your beer, honey. Hope it was fast enough.
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      • Profile picture of the author tpw
        Originally Posted by ShayRockhold View Post

        *throws a beer at Bill from the other room, soundly thwacking him in the back of the head*

        There's your beer, honey. Hope it was fast enough.

        Ouch!!

        Didn't your husband train you the way that I trained my wife??

        What the hell was he thinking?!?

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        • Profile picture of the author ShayB
          Originally Posted by tpw View Post

          Ouch!!

          Didn't your husband train you the way that I trained my wife??

          What the hell was he thinking?!?

          It's the other way around.

          I trained my husband not to ask me to bring him a beer.
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          • Profile picture of the author tpw
            Originally Posted by ShayRockhold View Post

            It's the other way around.

            I trained my husband not to ask me to bring him a beer.

            LOL

            That was a better answer than I was expecting... :p
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            • Profile picture of the author ShayB
              Originally Posted by tpw View Post

              LOL

              That was a better answer than I was expecting... :p


              He caught on pretty quickly....once he regained consciousness, that is....
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    • Profile picture of the author CDarklock
      Originally Posted by Troy_Phillips View Post

      Bot alert .. this one copied my post word for word lol.
      Dickhead alert: it's also cookie stuffing.

      Whenever you see a message with three broken images at the end of it, whack the little triangle icon and report it for cookie stuffing. It's a known forum-spam technique.
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      "The Golden Town is the Golden Town no longer. They have sold their pillars for brass and their temples for money, they have made coins out of their golden doors. It is become a dark town full of trouble, there is no ease in its streets, beauty has left it and the old songs are gone." - Lord Dunsany, The Messengers
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      • Profile picture of the author John Romaine
        Originally Posted by CDarklock View Post

        Whenever you see a message with three broken images at the end of it, whack the little triangle icon and report it for cookie stuffing. It's a known forum-spam technique.
        Ive been clicking it when I see this one.

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        • Profile picture of the author CDarklock
          Originally Posted by ramone_johnny View Post

          Ive been clicking it when I see this one.

          That's a good general rule, too.
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  • Profile picture of the author mikeh66
    Thanks for the laugh! :-) Now go fix that link and make some money!!! lol
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  • Profile picture of the author DianaHeuser
    Clearly you all have no work to do , although this is probably the most sensible thread on the forum at the moment
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    • Profile picture of the author Jill Carpenter
      And I would have sent it to you.

      The funny thing is I think my paypal account was like 34 cents short or something one day, and I had money (but in the wrong account) but Bill offered to paypal me that amount.

      LOL
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  • Profile picture of the author edwinms
    hahaha.. awesome guys.. i got LOL watching all of you comment..
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  • Profile picture of the author MikeTucker
    Originally Posted by tpw View Post

    I need to make 34 cents in the next 4 minutes!!

    Help me out, and send me some money on PayPal, Click Here.

    Oh yeah, and I don't want to have to do anything in return for your money... Just Click Here.

    I don't want a job...

    I don't want a business either...

    Both sound like too much work to me...

    Don't jump on your high-horse either!!

    I don't need or want you to tell me what YOU think...

    I just want MY needs satisfied!!

    /rant

    You cannot actually hear me talking to my wife right now...

    So I will type it out for you...



    :p


    Bill was nice enough to give me a reveiw coffee. I would have paid $5 for that beer!!!!!!

    It also came to me with resale writes, so I put my own affilite links in and I am making a full time living form it now. With all insane traffic from Fever


    Thanks four the Cher, now I can quit my job at stay at hume. I am high as I recoommend this highly.


    PM me four details, you won't regret, this is wuzup!!!!


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  • Profile picture of the author Will Edwards
    Originally Posted by tpw View Post

    I need to make 34 cents in the next 4 minutes!!
    Have you tried Adsense
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