"Offline Gold" Try This...

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Hi Guys,

If your looking to get the attention of an Offline Business
owner how bout trying some lumpy mail?

I have some pics to show you exactly what I mean!

"You'll Be Able To Finally Afford That Tropical Holiday With The Money That I Save You With Our Low Cost Websites"

OR

"Just Think Of The All The Tropical Holidays You Can Go On...While Your Website Does All The Hard Work!"



Another One That Could Have a Similar Message...

"Think Of All The Extra Money That You'll Be Banking!"

OR

"Your Going To Save Heaps With Our Current Deals And I Thought That The Bank Bag Was Appropriate"



How about this one?

"I Want You To Return?"

Or

"I'm Looking For a Reply!"



How about sending your direct mail in a fake Express Post Bag?



"Is Your Website Rankings So Bad That You's Have Better Luck Finding a Needle In a Haystack?"



"Having a Website That Doesnt Perform Is Like Shredding Money"



"You Have Obviously Been Throwing My Letters In The Trash...So Let Me Save You Some Time!"



If you want to get their attention...this'll work

Take Care,

Michael Silvester

P.S I have a heap more...but I am sick of taking pictures
of myself LOL
#attention #business #offline #owners
  • Profile picture of the author sashagilberg
    haha that's awesome, I like the first one!
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  • Profile picture of the author GoGetta
    Unbelievable, Love it Michael!

    Ima try this!

    GoGetta
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    • Profile picture of the author Adesoji_O
      That super cool.keep up the good work
      and I love your creativity
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  • Profile picture of the author DougBarger
    Bloody brilliant mate.

    Always enjoy seeing your smiling face.

    I remember receiving the boomerang one a few months back. haha.

    Actually went outside and sent it flailing, cough, flying and was pretty disappointed with the results until you told me later

    that it wasn't meant to be a real boomerang. Lol.

    Well, procrastination calls, but just wanted to let you know I saw and enjoyed your thread.

    PS.The last one with the garbage can takes the cake for me because it works in establishing
    the emotional bond based on having been rejected from the previous mailings in the same way a damaging admission works in addition to getting the attention and being humorous. The others are cool too though!
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    • Profile picture of the author Nightengale
      Hey Michael,

      Where are you getting all of that stuff?

      I've seen them on ImpactProducts.net and wondered if that's where you're getting them.

      Michelle
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  • Profile picture of the author Richard Tunnah
    Originally Posted by Michael Silvester View Post

    Hi Guys,

    If your looking to get the attention of an Offline Business
    owner how bout trying some lumpy mail?

    I have some pics to show you exactly what I mean!

    "You'll Be Able To Finally Afford That Tropical Holiday With The Money That I Save You With Our Low Cost Websites"

    OR

    "Just Think Of The All The Tropical Holidays You Can Go On...While Your Website Does All The Hard Work!"



    Another One That Could Have a Similar Message...

    "Think Of All The Extra Money That You'll Be Banking!"

    OR

    "Your Going To Save Heaps With Our Current Deals And I Thought That The Bank Bag Was Appropriate"



    How about this one?

    "I Want You To Return?"

    Or

    "I'm Looking For a Reply!"



    How about sending your direct mail in a fake Express Post Bag?



    "Is Your Website Rankings So Bad That You's Have Better Luck Finding a Needle In a Haystack?"



    "Having a Website That Doesnt Perform Is Like Shredding Money"



    "You Have Obviously Been Throwing My Letters In The Trash...So Let Me Save You Some Time!"



    If you want to get their attention...this'll work

    Take Care,

    Michael Silvester

    P.S I have a heap more...but I am sick of taking pictures
    of myself LOL
    Drinking and photography is always a dangerous mix Michael! []

    Seriously good stuff.

    Rich
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  • Profile picture of the author Emmanuel Betinis
    Michael, I love the post. Those pics of you are hilarious in an awesome way. They're sure to get their attention, eh?!
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  • Profile picture of the author shurets1
    Hey Michael,
    I know that YOU got MY attention

    Where did you buy these stuff from btw?
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    • Profile picture of the author Jillian Slack
      Diggin' the faux hawk!

      Fun stuff that will definitely get some attention out there in the real world.
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  • Profile picture of the author Michael Silvester
    Hi Guys.

    Thanks for the comments...

    I get them from impact products. They have
    heaps of cool stuff.

    Take Care,

    Michael Silvester

    P.S I dont know if they do Vomit Bags?
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  • Profile picture of the author John Rowe
    Looks like someone got a new camera.
    Great post Michael.
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    • Profile picture of the author Tom B
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      Originally Posted by John Rowe View Post

      Looks like someone got a new camera.
      Great post Michael.
      I think he has been taking acting lessons as well.
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      • Profile picture of the author Michael Silvester
        Originally Posted by Thomas Belknap View Post

        I think he has been taking acting lessons as well.
        hahahaaaa....

        No acting lessons...just self medicated

        Not due for a new camera yet..but if you find one
        that will photoshop me at the same time...I'm In!

        Take Care,

        Michael Silvester
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  • Profile picture of the author Michael Silvester
    Emmanuel,

    "hilarious in an awesome way"

    Glad that you mentioned that LOL

    Take Care,

    Michael Silvester
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  • Profile picture of the author Joel O
    That's so great!

    I thought I had clever ideas... but I can tell now that I haven't been thinking hard enough.

    Maybe it's an Australian thing, but I laughed at "lumpy mail", found that funny. LOL


    Joel
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  • Profile picture of the author Ernie Lo
    michael have u been taking your medicine

    nice pics, you look very......happy!
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  • Profile picture of the author Michael Silvester
    Hi Mate,

    Yes thats exactly how you use the bank bag...you can even
    put in the shredded money or a $1 million bill and in the letter
    ask them what their website is doing?

    Making Money or Shredding it?

    Take Care,

    Michael Silvester
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  • Profile picture of the author SlickSki
    I hope you didn't really shred money?! lol
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  • Profile picture of the author jhongren
    Haha..Michael...I think this is really you...

    It is your style after all...Nice pictures
    and really create a deep impression!

    Cheers,
    John
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  • Profile picture of the author moodykitty
    Wow! you really put some time into to that, love it! Especially the look on your face with the boomerang, lol!

    Thanks for sharing
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    • Profile picture of the author Michael Silvester
      Originally Posted by moodykitty View Post

      Wow! you really put some time into to that, love it! Especially the look on your face with the boomerang, lol!

      Thanks for sharing

      Thanks for the comments guys...

      You should see the look on my face when the boomerang comes back

      Take Care,

      Michael Silvester
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  • Profile picture of the author Michael Silvester
    Hi Tim,

    Not sure what you mean about the
    express envelope?

    I do have the Silver tray. But I have
    never tried it yet.

    But I am itching to use it..."And here is
    my offer handed to you on a silver platter"

    I'm going to mail a silver platter with the
    letter placed on top. I reckon it should
    work pretty good.

    Take Care,

    Michael Silvester
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