I saw in the news earlier that there is a piece of glue that has set and looks a little bit like Homer simpson.
The current bid is: (84 Bids) £151,435.00 :p
I can't post links at the moment, but just goto the UK ebay and type:
"Homer Simpson dried glue lookalike"
You might want to bid, I'm sure your get the bonus of free delivery as well...