You Will Be Spanking Me Within Minutes After Reading This Post

by MikeRogers 11 replies
Greetings Fellow Warriors,

It has been a while since I have posted anything to the WF; anything, that is, that has managed to stay on the main discussion forum for much longer than 20 minutes. You see, people usually just read the first few lines of my posts and then go, "WTF?" and click the "Report Post" button which sends my humble offering to the OT Forum.

Come to think of it, I may have reported a few of them myself.

But, this post is not meant to lament my lack of social or writing skills nor is it a discussion on the relevancy of forum posts. It is a simple tip that will increase your sales and save you undue embarrassment in your personal life.

If you do any email marketing, you probably already realize how important proofreading and link testing can be to your campaigns but, how often do you actually do it?

I still get emails from highly seasoned and respected marketers that start out "Dear [firstname.fix]" and one I got this morning that contained a link to a "demo blog post" for an auto-posting RSS product that read:

"Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetuer adipiscing elit, sed diam nonummy nibh euismod tincidunt ut laoreet dolore magna aliquam erat volutpat. Ut wisi enim ad minim veniam..."

I didn't buy it - My posts contain enough gibberish already - But you get the point.

Additionally, never, never, never use Dragon Naturally Speaking to write a response to an online dating service like "Christian Mingle" after you have imbibed copious amounts of liquor. Your well-meaning and heart felt letter may say, "You can spank me after our date" rather than "You can Thank me after our date."

My butt is still stinging and its been two days already -

Love Ya -

MikeRogers
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  • Profile picture of the author debontheweb
    Additionally, never, never, never use Dragon Naturally Speaking to write a response to an online dating service like "Christian Mingle" after you have imbibed copious amounts of liquor. Your well-meaning and heart felt letter may say, "You can spank me after our date" rather than "You can Thank me after our date."

    I was rolling in laughter with this one!
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    • Profile picture of the author GMD
      Banned


      ...Minutes after reading this post.

      "Here's looking at you, kid."
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      • Profile picture of the author everydayreviews
        Originally Posted by GMD View Post



        ...Minutes after reading this post.

        "Here's looking at you, kid."
        LOL you guys crack me up
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        • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
          Mike,

          I thoroughly enjoyed your post as I found it quite informative and delightful with the humor.

          I also just wanted to let you know that I'd enjoy this type of post just as much in the OT.

          Terra
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  • Profile picture of the author Will Edwards
    Very nice writing style you have Mike. I hope more of your posts manage to hack it in the main forum.

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    • Profile picture of the author MikeRogers
      Thanks Will,

      Just twixt you and me, I think its my sometimes goofy sense of humor that lands me in hot water rather than my writing style

      Originally Posted by Will Edwards View Post

      Very nice writing style you have Mike. I hope more of your posts manage to hack it in the main forum.

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  • Profile picture of the author Michael Oksa
    Spanking? Hot water? I think you're hanging out at the wrong dating sites, my friend.



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    • Profile picture of the author MikeRogers
      Quite the contrary, my dear Michael -

      I find that in "Hot Water" is the perfect place to be after a good spanking

      Originally Posted by Michael Oksa View Post

      Spanking? Hot water? I think you're hanging out at the wrong dating sites, my friend.



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      • Profile picture of the author Cataclysm1987
        Originally Posted by MikeRogers View Post

        Quite the contrary, my dear Michael -

        I find that in "Hot Water" is the perfect place to be after a good spanking
        I agree

        Someone's been hanging out on POF I see.....
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      • Profile picture of the author Michael Oksa
        Originally Posted by MikeRogers View Post

        Quite the contrary, my dear Michael -

        I find that in "Hot Water" is the perfect place to be after a good spanking
        You're the expert, not me.

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  • Hahaha this post made me giggle.
    Dragon speaking is great but yes it does need to be proof read lol
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