Google is terrified of chinese people!

by Mad Dawg

Posted: 15 years ago 31 replies

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This is too funny.

So check out the results when you type in the words "i am extremely" in google. I have an image here to show you if you are too lazy to do it on your own.

My only words are...what the hell?!

Hahah too funny, thought you'd all like it.

Noah

#chinese #google #people #terrified

JMLebeau 15 years ago

LOL hahaha nice one
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jrailsback 15 years ago

holy lolz!
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- cashcrater 15 years ago
  
  wow wtf is right
  
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vetzkov 15 years ago

That was some result I lol'd on.
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- Calvin Woon 15 years ago
  
  LOL.. are we that scary?
  
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Jared Alberghini 15 years ago

Hehe... this reminds me of last year when google results for "French War Victory" gave a result with: "Didn't you mean: French War Defeat"... which caused quite a controversy.

Calvin, yes your culture is that scary to us 'westerners' ever since we saw Bruce Lee defeat Chuck Norris on the big screen. (yes I know that was just a movie, and in real life, Chuck was a student of Bruce's)

.jrd

P.S. Shouldn't this thread be moved to the Off Topic Forum?
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jms.mrtn 15 years ago

o wow, thats interesting
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One Inch Punch 15 years ago

I've read where Google helps the Chinese government by censoring their SERPs for democracy related searches. They caught some heat for that a few years back...
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- rosetrees 15 years ago
  
  I have a Chinese friend (from Xian) - and she once asked me "why do the British blame the Chinese for everything". The only answer I could come up with immediately was "because there are more of you than there are of us".
  
  In retrospect there was probably more truth in that than I realised!
  
  Edit: Are there any Warriors here from mainland China?
  
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  rosetrees 15 years ago
  
  Try typing in "I want" - and look at the second suggestion - "I want a hippopotamus for Christmas"
  
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jayman 15 years ago

Haha this is so funny, good find noah
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Asher 15 years ago

"One day, the world will just be a mix of Chinese and Indians"
-Russell Peters
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yingavital 15 years ago

that's a lot of results for that search. I wonder if a lot of people feel that way... but it seems funny for me too because i have some chinese friends, and they will surely look at this as a joke, too.
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Mickey Wong

15 years ago

Originally Posted by Mad Dawg

This is too funny.

So check out the results when you type in the words "i am extremely" in google. I have an image here to show you if you are too lazy to do it on your own.

My only words are...what the hell?!

Hahah too funny, thought you'd all like it.

Noah

BOO! Did I scare ya?

I confess, I do have my scary moments... but nowhere as many as my wife! She's not Chinese though... she's South African... a lot more scarier bunch of people. Add to that she's a redhair and that's an explosive combination if ever there was one! Strange that didn't appear in the results.

But I love her dearly. C'mon, it is Valentine's Day after all!

Mickey

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Andy1750 15 years ago

Believe it or not "I am extremely terrified of chinese people" was actually in the Google Hot Trends on 5th February!

Andy
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Adeel_Chowdhry 15 years ago

...i think that's why!!

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iw 15 years ago

ha ha...

unbelievable!
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- Nathan Hangen 15 years ago
  
  Type in "Why do White people..." you'll probably enjoy that one too.
  
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valerieSONORA 15 years ago

LOL that was funny. Wow a lot of people are terrified of Chinese people
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stevephilipps 15 years ago

That is quite an interesting search for google, i wonder what other kind of weird searches there are like that on google when you type in a few words.
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darkness 15 years ago

they are indeed......
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alshir827 15 years ago

Oh, yeah! Google is terrified of chinese people!
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mormel 15 years ago

Hi,

Why is that so strange? Only 303,000 people typed in that phrase...

Grin, Ed
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RandyW32 15 years ago

LOL that gave me a good laugh
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ynoel1 15 years ago

Its amazing of some of the funny things that one can find on searches, but this is almost to hard to believe unless you did it yourself.
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Najat Engineer 15 years ago

looooooooool that's funny I like Chinese specially their cute kidz, I want to adopt one
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FitJerk 15 years ago

... Double U - Tea - Eff...?
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ucbtan 15 years ago

Hey it didnt work 4 me Never thought any1 would be terrified of them though.. lol..
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Joseph Then 15 years ago

CHINESE POWER!

Here's one story that my brother told me...

When he was working in Mississippi as a waiter, one of the college ask him this question:

"Are you guys descendants of or related to Bruce Lee?"

My brother wants to laugh but he replied, "Well, we Chinese have a culture. All Chinese must learn kungfu when they are young. Bruce Lee is just one of the better ones."

I want to laugh out!

Now that's the reason why you are terrified of Chinese!!!
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Spike SpiegelIM 15 years ago

Hahaha.. That was rather random but hilarious nonetheless..
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