Do You Need Serious Motivation?

by Jared Alberghini 37 replies
Send me your physical address and I will fly to your destination and kick your ass... Hard.

Seriously, I will fly to any parts of the world and kick your ass in person if you have a problem with procrastination.

GET TO WORK.

Or else, I will find out where you live, buy a plane ticket, show up at your doorstep and kick your ass 'till you are motivated enough to do what you need to do.

No joking. I'm serious.

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  • Profile picture of the author TheRichJerksNet
    OMG!!! Jared did someone tick you off recently .... lol

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  • Profile picture of the author Dan C. Rinnert
    Originally Posted by Jared Alberghini View Post

    Send me your physical address and I will fly to your destination and kick your ass... Hard.
    Save yourself the time and just PayPal me the plane ticket money. I promise to kick myself and be sufficiently motivated if you do. ;-)
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    • Profile picture of the author TheRichJerksNet
      Originally Posted by Dan C. Rinnert View Post

      Save yourself the time and just PayPal me the plane ticket money. I promise to kick myself and be sufficiently motivated if you do. ;-)
      Dan,
      If Jared is giving away free money then remember I posted first ... :p

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    • Profile picture of the author Jared Alberghini
      Originally Posted by Dan C. Rinnert View Post

      Save yourself the time and just PayPal me the plane ticket money. I promise to kick myself and be sufficiently motivated if you do. ;-)
      Dan, I'm a cynic. I don't trust anyone.

      What's your address? I will make sure you deliver on your promises.

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      • Profile picture of the author Dan C. Rinnert
        Originally Posted by Jared Alberghini View Post

        Dan, I'm a cynic. I don't trust anyone.

        What's your address? I will make sure you deliver on your promises.

        .jrd
        A round-trip ticket from Vermont to Ohio is only $314, so first I need to know how much work I'm expected to deliver for that amount.
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        • Profile picture of the author Jared Alberghini
          Originally Posted by Dan C. Rinnert View Post

          A round-trip ticket from Vermont to Ohio is only $314, so first I need to know how much work I'm expected to deliver for that amount.

          Dan... to answer your question... let's just say A LOT...

          Is it warm in Ohio? I'm freezin my arse off here, so if it's any warmer than VT, I would pay for the round-trip ticket myself .

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          • Profile picture of the author Dan C. Rinnert
            Originally Posted by Jared Alberghini View Post

            Dan... to answer your question... let's just say A LOT...

            Is it warm in Ohio? I'm freezin my arse off here, so if it's any warmer than VT, I would pay for the round-trip ticket myself .

            .jrd
            It's 33°F outside right now.
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            • Profile picture of the author Jared Alberghini
              Originally Posted by Dan C. Rinnert View Post

              It's 33°F outside right now.
              Well Dan, that's a hell of a lot better than the 12 degrees outside that I just checked...

              That's tropical sounding weather to me... don't try and scare me away from providing my ass kicking services to your heat wave of a state...

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            Originally Posted by Jared Alberghini View Post

            Dan... to answer your question... let's just say A LOT...

            Is it warm in Ohio? I'm freezin my arse off here, so if it's any warmer than VT, I would pay for the round-trip ticket myself .

            .jrd
            Charleston is a heck of a lot warmer than VT. We are wearing short sleeves here. My son wore shorts and a T-shirt when we went out Friday. :rolleyes:

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  • Profile picture of the author Jared Alberghini
    Yup, I'm giving away free money, but the catch is that your ass will be kicked if you don't get to work!
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    • Profile picture of the author Floyd Fisher
      Originally Posted by Jared Alberghini View Post

      Yup, I'm giving away free money, but the catch is that your ass will be kicked if you don't get to work!
      Fees up time. Which one of you peed in Jared's Wheaties?
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      • Profile picture of the author Jared Alberghini
        Originally Posted by Floyd Fisher View Post

        Fees up time. Which one of you peed in Jared's Wheaties?
        Now that's a good one Floyd... I haven't laughed that hard all day... thanks.

        I guess my point is that I'm pissed off at those who know every tactic/technique but they don't do anything about it... and post things like "I've bought every guru's infoproduct but I don't know where to start".

        AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHH...

        JUST DO SOMETHING!!!!
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    • Profile picture of the author TheRichJerksNet
      Originally Posted by Jared Alberghini View Post

      Yup, I'm giving away free money, but the catch is that your ass will be kicked if you don't get to work!
      Well I been submitting bookmarks all day long so I been working. When do I get my paypal payment ...lol

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    I think I might need a good kick in that ass.
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    • Profile picture of the author Jared Alberghini
      Originally Posted by TRosa View Post

      I think I might need a good kick in that ass.
      Oh boy... it looks like I'm going to be travelling quite a bit in the near future... where do you live TRosa???

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      • Profile picture of the author TRosa
        Originally Posted by Jared Alberghini View Post

        Oh boy... it looks like I'm going to be travelling quite a bit in the near future... where do you live TRosa???

        .jrd

        New Jersey
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        • Profile picture of the author Jared Alberghini
          Originally Posted by TRosa View Post

          New Jersey

          Oooohhh... I can drive to NJ right quick... that's not too far away for me...

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          • Profile picture of the author TRosa
            Originally Posted by Jared Alberghini View Post

            Oooohhh... I can drive to NJ right quick... that's not too far away for me...

            .jrd
            With each kick can you drop a IM gem on me? That would be great.

            I'd let someone kick the shit out of me if I came out smarter lol
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            • Profile picture of the author Jared Alberghini
              Originally Posted by TRosa View Post

              With each kick can you drop a IM gem on me? That would be great.

              I'd let someone kick the shit out of me if I came out smarter lol
              Yup... it's an all inclusive package... every kick reveals an IM gem...
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  • Profile picture of the author Jared Alberghini
    James,

    South Carolina sounds much warmer than Ohio... you got an extra room I could crash in?

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    • Profile picture of the author TheRichJerksNet
      Originally Posted by Jared Alberghini View Post

      James,

      South Carolina sounds much warmer than Ohio... you got an extra room I could crash in?

      .jrd
      Got a 3 bedroom home ... It does be a little chilly here though but been getting warmer..

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      • Profile picture of the author Jared Alberghini
        Originally Posted by TheRichJerksNet View Post

        Got a 3 bedroom home ... It does be a little chilly here though but been getting warmer..

        James
        S.C. sounds quite warm to me... save a room for me, or hook me up with a decent hotel/motel close by... seriously... I would love to visit & ironically there is another Warrior friend/partner that lives in S.C. who we all three should meet up with... S.C. wouldn't be too far of a drive for me this spring...

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        • Profile picture of the author TheRichJerksNet
          Originally Posted by Jared Alberghini View Post

          S.C. sounds quite warm to me... save a room for me, or hook me up with a decent hotel/motel close by... seriously... I would love to visit & ironically there is another Warrior friend/partner that lives in S.C. who we all three should meet up with... S.C. wouldn't be too far of a drive for me this spring...

          .jrd
          Well it's 39 here right now, so a little warmer than VT ....

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    • Profile picture of the author Jared Alberghini
      Originally Posted by Justin Kim View Post

      Would you kick George Bush? I would pay for your plane ticket first class and a 5star hotel room to see that
      Oh, that's a baited question... I would polish my best shoes to get a chance to do that...

      Don't try and get me in trouble...

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  • Profile picture of the author Daniel Scott
    Hi Jared,

    Am interested in your offer but need to know:

    How regularly the ass-kicking will be administered

    The shoe size you plan on wearing

    The type of shoe (or bare foot)

    Will I have to leave my house to receive said ass-kicking

    Will the kicking be wholly and solely restricted to my ass, and

    Will it be you personally doing the kicking, or your assistant?

    Please reply back ASAP as I am interested in taking free stuff regardless of what it is.

    -Dan
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    • Profile picture of the author Jared Alberghini
      Originally Posted by Daniel Scott View Post

      Hi Jared,

      Am interested in your offer but need to know:

      How regularly the ass-kicking will be administered

      The shoe size you plan on wearing

      The type of shoe (or bare foot)

      Will I have to leave my house to receive said ass-kicking

      Will the kicking be wholly and solely restricted to my ass, and

      Will it be you personally doing the kicking, or your assistant?

      Please reply back ASAP as I am interested in taking free stuff regardless of what it is.

      -Dan
      ROFLMAO...

      Personally... no assistants... you have the chance to get my size 12 swiftly kicked in your arse... no substitutions.

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  • Profile picture of the author Daniel Scott
    Jared,

    Do you offer some kind of guarantee on your ass-kicking? I have enrolled in ass-kicking programs before by "get your ass kicked quick" gurus who have failed to provide me with real results in ass kicking.

    Your size twelve credentials certainly sound impressive, but, on the net, anyone can SAY they have a size-twelve shoe.

    Are your shoes only used for ass-kicking, or are they "all purpose"?

    Do you have previous experience in ass kicking? If so, do you have a portfolio or list of satisfied clients I could contact to verify your ass-kickery?

    -Dan
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    • Profile picture of the author Jared Alberghini
      Originally Posted by Daniel Scott View Post

      Jared,

      Do you offer some kind of guarantee on your ass-kicking? I have enrolled in ass-kicking programs before by "get your ass kicked quick" gurus who have failed to provide me with real results in ass kicking.

      Your size twelve credentials certainly sound impressive, but, on the net, anyone can SAY they have a size-twelve shoe.

      Are your shoes only used for ass-kicking, or are they "all purpose"?

      Do you have previous experience in ass kicking? If so, do you have a portfolio or list of satisfied clients I could contact to verify your ass-kickery?

      -Dan
      I guarantee that your ass will be sore after I kick it.

      As for credentials, I wear size 12 steel plated John Deere work boots. Once you see them, you won't need any proof. (Yes, they are "all purpose")

      My previous clients whose asses I have kicked are embarassed to give their testimonials... I hope you can understand.

      I personally guarantee that my service is well worth it, and provides immediate results.

      Jared
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  • Profile picture of the author TRosa
    the letter "k" for kick is right next to the letter "L" for lick.. Be careful not to get a typo in there and end up with a very unpleasant gesture lol
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  • Profile picture of the author lakshaybehl
    OK... So here's the scoop... I am in India, does this apply for me?

    Just so you know I have been procrastinating for the last 5 weeks... 4 weeks in hospital and 1 week since recovery../. I've still not regained my momentum. Duh!
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    • Profile picture of the author Jared Alberghini
      Originally Posted by lakshaybehl View Post

      OK... So here's the scoop... I am in India, does this apply for me?

      Just so you know I have been procrastinating for the last 5 weeks... 4 weeks in hospital and 1 week since recovery../. I've still not regained my momentum. Duh!
      OK Lakshay, I will give you a two week pass... get fully recovered, but still, there is no need for procrastination...

      What part of India are you in? If it's warmer than 33 deg fahrenheit right now, I may pay you a visit first.

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        Originally Posted by Jared Alberghini View Post

        OK Lakshay, I will give you a two week pass... get fully recovered, but still, there is no need for procrastination...

        What part of India are you in? If it's warmer than 33 deg fahrenheit right now, I may pay you a visit first.

        .jrd
        Actually its 68 F here in New Delhi, so you are most welcome....

        Besides, what I have been doing more of these days is enjoying the wealth I have created instead of creating more... Can't seem to maintain a balance between the two. No kidding... Dead serious. Any tips?

        -Lakshay
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  • Profile picture of the author zuberr
    Lol... I thought this thread would would motivate me to make more money.

    But now I feel motivated to practice my karate kicks lol...
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    • Profile picture of the author Peter Bestel
      Jared

      Your offer is, I'm afraid to say, flawed. There is such a demand for your ass-kicking service that you will never be able to fulfil your orders. I fear you will constantly be on the road, traveling to your next butt-kick gig and you'll have a shed load of unhappy, unfulfilled, un-ass-kicked customers.

      But don't worry, I have a solution...


      Supply this kit and problem will be solved.

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  • Profile picture of the author Lynette Crase
    Do you want to come all the way to Australia? It was 25C (77F) here today, but it has been hotter.

    I need some motivation. I had a programmer leave me high and dry 5 weeks into a project this week and I have been so annoyed that I haven't been able to get any momentum going. I need to get to back into it so a kick up the back side is just what I need.
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  • Profile picture of the author Buildingfutures
    Hmm...

    Lets do this.

    A basic flight, one way to me would be $150.

    I'll take that $150, create 5 monthly membership sites, create/download/scan/buy products to give away every week, or every other week using ebooks and public domain products.

    The memberships will range from 5-10$, split testing you know.

    Once I've started generating fantastic traffic to them, and then getting sign ups for the monthly memberships, I'll pay my benefactor back for his generous donation and subsequent promises of ass kicking.

    Hows that?
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    • Profile picture of the author Jared Alberghini
      Originally Posted by Extracash4u View Post

      Jared.... How is it going? I have tried to contact you but... It isnt working. Thanks
      Just sent you an e-mail...
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