Is You A Trailblazer?

Seems Cletus, Homer and Larfin was sittin naked at the Stumpwoody Holler Hotsprings just chewin the fat! All of a sudden there was this beepin sound. Homer pressed on his forearm and the beepin stopped. He said, "Sorry! I had me a microchip implanted under the skin of my arm and it beeps when folks page me!"

They went back to talkin and all of a sudden a phone started ringin. Larfin held his palm up to his ear and said, "Hello?" When he was done with his coversin he told the other two fellars that that was his mobile phone and he had had a microchip put into his palm.

About that time Cletus got up, left the hotsprings and went back to his truck. After a bit he came back to the hotsprings with a long piece of toilet paper hangin out of his butt. Confused, the other two fellars asked, "Cletus, what in tarnation is that coming out of your behind?"

Cletus looked back behind hisself and said in a shocked voice, "Well lookie there! I'm gettin a fax!"

Now there is a dadburn moral to that story. It just seems like all the interneet marketeering folks is startin to look just alike. Ever body says they is makin a gillion dollars ever month. Ever body sees that ever body else is makin a gillion dollars ever month so they start doin what ever body else is doin. Funny thing is that a huge bunch of those people ain't doin nuthin!

Have you ever seen a question in this here forum where some folk says they desparately need to be makin some money fast? Then, when you look at their siggie it says, "Ask me how to make a gillion dollars each and ever month!" Lawd help me, I don't know who to be trustin any more!

Too many marketeers is like a bunch of cattle... they all just wander around in a herd, eatin out of the same pasture, steppin in each others dookie. Then when lightenin strikes they all start stampeden as a group. They are all headin to the same place!

Think on this... It is the names of the pioneer trailblazers that we remember today and NOT the people who later followed them over on the wagon trains!