Is You A Trailblazer?

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Seems Cletus, Homer and Larfin was sittin naked at the Stumpwoody Holler Hotsprings just chewin the fat! All of a sudden there was this beepin sound. Homer pressed on his forearm and the beepin stopped. He said, "Sorry! I had me a microchip implanted under the skin of my arm and it beeps when folks page me!"

They went back to talkin and all of a sudden a phone started ringin. Larfin held his palm up to his ear and said, "Hello?" When he was done with his coversin he told the other two fellars that that was his mobile phone and he had had a microchip put into his palm.

About that time Cletus got up, left the hotsprings and went back to his truck. After a bit he came back to the hotsprings with a long piece of toilet paper hangin out of his butt. Confused, the other two fellars asked, "Cletus, what in tarnation is that coming out of your behind?"

Cletus looked back behind hisself and said in a shocked voice, "Well lookie there! I'm gettin a fax!"

Now there is a dadburn moral to that story. It just seems like all the interneet marketeering folks is startin to look just alike. Ever body says they is makin a gillion dollars ever month. Ever body sees that ever body else is makin a gillion dollars ever month so they start doin what ever body else is doin. Funny thing is that a huge bunch of those people ain't doin nuthin!

Have you ever seen a question in this here forum where some folk says they desparately need to be makin some money fast? Then, when you look at their siggie it says, "Ask me how to make a gillion dollars each and ever month!" Lawd help me, I don't know who to be trustin any more!

Too many marketeers is like a bunch of cattle... they all just wander around in a herd, eatin out of the same pasture, steppin in each others dookie. Then when lightenin strikes they all start stampeden as a group. They are all headin to the same place!

Think on this... It is the names of the pioneer trailblazers that we remember today and NOT the people who later followed them over on the wagon trains!
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  • Profile picture of the author Joseph Robinson
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    Just what the forum doctors ordered. A nice dose of Thaddaeus to talk some sense into people, Hillbilly style!

    My mood elevator is up .
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  • Profile picture of the author stephenwaldo
    Originally Posted by Thaddaeus T. Hogg View Post

    Cletus looked back behind hisself and said in a shocked voice, "Well lookie there! I'm gettin a fax!"
    Cletus needs to get with the times...A fax?!?!

    But seriously, you make a great point. The way I see it, there are about 3 types of people around here - Fakers, flakers and makers.
    • The fakers are so busy putting up a good image around here that they never make a dime.
    • The flakers finally find something that works, but a shiny object quickly catches their eye.
    • The makers are the ones making real money. They have an idea and make it happen...When it fails, they fearlessly try again.
    I used to be a flaker. Now I like to think I'm a maker. Which one are you?
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    • Profile picture of the author Dennis Gaskill
      Originally Posted by stephenwaldo View Post

      The way I see it, there are about 3 types of people around here - Fakers, flakers and makers.
      • The fakers are so busy putting up a good image around here that they never make a dime.
      • The flakers finally find something that works, but a shiny object quickly catches their eye.
      • The makers are the ones making real money. They have an idea and make it happen...When it fails, they fearlessly try again.
      Oh, there's a lot more types than that around here. Here's an example...
      • The bellyachers who do nothing and complain about everything.
      • The 'quakers who blame everyone else for their own faults and/or look for the faults in others.
      • The snakers who think everyone who is successful or claims to be must be a lying snake or a crook.
      • The takers who think whatever they do is OK as long as they make money.
      ...I could go on, but you get the idea.

      P.S. Good post, Thad. You're not looking as colorful today, but your words are still paint a good picture.
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    What about the bakers that make special brownies?

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    • Originally Posted by Rod Cortez View Post

      What about the bakers that make special brownies?

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      I know EXACTLY what you is talkin about Rod. Some folks left a batch of them special brownies outside the Stumpwoody Post Office the other day and a dadgum Horny Toad got into them. That little critter ate so many of them brownies that he got reptile dysfunction!
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  • Profile picture of the author GodMode52
    There's full of people like this online and even offline. This people will never make a decent earning in any way. They waste most of their time attempting to find an easier way to **** someone in order to earn ,so that if they only used their time to do something good and legit they could earn 10 times more than they actually do.
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  • Profile picture of the author Paul Myers
    And what about the Lakers, who... ummm...

    Never mind. I got nuttin'.


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    PS: Wait! I got it! ...are gonna beat Thad's Trailblazers!
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    • Originally Posted by Paul Myers View Post

      And what about the Lakers, who... ummm...

      Never mind. I got nuttin'.


      Paul

      PS: Wait! I got it! ...are gonna beat Thad's Trailblazers!
      Hmmm... that there is a mighty interestin post!

      nuttin
      I got it
      gonna beat
      an it is referin to basketBALL!!! That there post is just fraught with inuendos of the testosteronial variety!
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      • Profile picture of the author Paul Myers
        Thad,

        Am I the only one who finds it funny that the word 'innuendo' is one?


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        • Profile picture of the author Joseph Robinson
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          Originally Posted by Paul Myers View Post

          Thad,

          Am I the only one who finds it funny that the word 'innuendo' is one?


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          If you were thinking of it as inurendo then no, you were not the only one.
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  • Profile picture of the author Michelle Brouse
    Thaddaeus T. Hogg!!! Maude iz bin lookin fer ya all dang nabbit day now! Coulda used yer help a cleanin dat possum, but noooo - ya been out thar spreadin a bunch a nonsensical werds all ova dat blastet innernet thang. Ya better git yer hide out thar to da still and git er some shine now... befo she come afta yall with dat big stick she got er possum wit! Go on now - git!
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    • Originally Posted by Michelle Brouse View Post

      Thaddaeus T. Hogg!!! Maude iz bin lookin fer ya all dang nabbit day now! Coulda used yer help a cleanin dat possum, but noooo - ya been out thar spreadin a bunch a nonsensical werds all ova dat blastet innernet thang. Ya better git yer hide out thar to da still and git er some shine now... befo she come afta yall with dat big stick she got er possum wit! Go on now - git!
      Dang Michelle, you shore do talk funny! Even with my third grade edumacation I had trouble understandin what you was sayin!
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      • Profile picture of the author Michelle Brouse
        Oh, whoops - sorry, wasn't me. This woman knocked on our door, said she was looking for Thaddaeus T. Hogg - so of course I let her in. Told her I hadn't been in the warrior forum in a long time, so I had to find the password. We got her logged in, then I went to make coffee. I didn't check on what she typed in, because I figured you all knew each other.

        Glad she stopped by though, got me a good possum soup recipe!
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  • Profile picture of the author Tadresources
    LOL! I needed this today, thanks!

    @GodMode, I couldn't agree more. Thankfully the people who strike out looking for an easy way just leave more room for those of us willing to work for it.
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    • Glad she stopped by though, got me a good possum soup recipe!
      Is that what is called "left em alone" soup, as in, "I was walkin in the woods today and come across a skunk. I did not want no trouble so I thought I would just possum on by!"
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