Funniest Fiverr Buyer

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The seller needs:
Design a motor that creates energy from static electricity in the air

Does anybody know of such...
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  • Profile picture of the author johan_malmo
    Made one last week but I thew it away since no one on fiverr requested one
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  • Profile picture of the author loi77
    I wish I knew.
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  • Profile picture of the author MikeTucker
    Originally Posted by dsouravs View Post

    The seller needs:
    Design a motor that creates energy from static electricity in the air

    Does anybody know of such...

    Who is John Galt?

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  • Profile picture of the author SergeLight
    Hahah crazy!
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  • Profile picture of the author the goat
    There was this guy named Tesla...
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  • Profile picture of the author MikeTucker
    Seriously? Nobody gets this?






    It was John Galt in "Atlas Shrugged" by Ayn Rand...

    It is the most important action "cause" in the book,
    and the entire story is a result of what he does after
    people react to his invention the way they do.

    Seriously, step away from the computer everyone once
    in a while and pick up a book!



    The "buyer" is either cracking a joke, or making a
    statement about his own frustration over a product
    he or she created that was not appreciated-- And
    warning everyone what he or she was going to do
    about it.
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    • Profile picture of the author Hentie
      Originally Posted by MikeTucker View Post

      Seriously? Nobody gets this?

      It was John Galt in "Atlas Shrugged" by Ayn Rand...


      about it.
      Seriously Mike, who is Ayn Rand and Atlas Shrugged? :confused:

      (Just joking!)
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      • Seriously? Nobody gets this?

        Chill. I got it.

        But this does bring up a fun idea: Posting obscure job specs to Fiverr's Request Me sidebar. Could be an amusing pastime.

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        (Thread probably belongs in Off-Topic, though...)

        fLufF
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        • Profile picture of the author MikeTucker
          Originally Posted by fluffythewondercat View Post

          Seriously? Nobody gets this?

          Chill. I got it.

          But this does bring up a fun idea: Posting obscure job specs to Fiverr's Request Me sidebar. Could be an amusing pastime.

          Put together a crew of 11 to do a heist at the Bellagio Hotel

          Find someone to tell me where these tattooed notes all over my body came from

          Need a specialist to help my wife and I navigate the afterlife

          (Thread probably belongs in Off-Topic, though...)

          fLufF
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          Oh, I'm "chill" and amused... I probably should have added a laughing emoticon or something to my post... I'll go back and do that.

          haha, yeah it would be hilarious to see how many offers you could get
          for those obscure jobs!?

          Yep, definitely:

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    • Profile picture of the author jamesrich1
      Originally Posted by MikeTucker View Post


      Seriously, step away from the computer everyone once
      in a while and pick up a book!
      That is incredible advice that I have been following for years. That reminded me that I need to get another book off of Amazon. Readers are leaders...

      Nice to see you on here Mike. I have been following your advice through your posts and its great information. I hope your wife is getting straight A's. My son is starting to grow like your son now.

      See you around...
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      • Profile picture of the author MikeTucker
        Originally Posted by jamesrich1 View Post

        That is incredible advice that I have been following for years. That reminded me that I need to get another book off of Amazon. Readers are leaders...

        Nice to see you on here Mike. I have been following your advice through your posts and its great information. I hope your wife is getting straight A's. My son is starting to grow like your son now.

        See you around...
        I like that, "Readers are leaders" that is good.
        Like ole' Ziggy's "Automobile University" haha


        Thanks, James. I was thinking about you the other day, and wondering what you are up to.

        Umm... I didn't tell you about my wife?
        She is no longer... in school, my friend.
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    • Profile picture of the author CDarklock
      Originally Posted by MikeTucker View Post

      Seriously, step away from the computer everyone once in a while and pick up a book!
      Or not. "Atlas Shrugged" recently became available on Netflix Instant, and I do not believe the uptick in Ayn Rand references over the past couple weeks is a coincidence.
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      • Profile picture of the author MikeTucker
        Originally Posted by CDarklock View Post

        Or not. "Atlas Shrugged" recently became available on Netflix Instant, and I do not believe the uptick in Ayn Rand references over the past couple weeks is a coincidence.
        Hmm... You are probably right.
        I read the books many years ago, but I have yet to force myself to watch the movie.
        Gary Cooper as Roark was enough for me.
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  • Profile picture of the author gallus
    I have one in the garage, next to my transporter!
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  • Profile picture of the author Lou Diamond
    Hello,
    I think this was going to be made by Tesla, I am sure that he thought about it.
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  • Profile picture of the author blillard
    I noticed that in the request a gig section today and it was kind of funny to me as well. I was shocked to see this thread about like two minutes later haha.
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  • Profile picture of the author GodMode52
    You can make daily laughs reading fiverr request. The bad part is that most of them are even serious with their requests..!
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  • Profile picture of the author Andrei
    I will like to create a time machine for me and give me everything in order to be the first man who travel threw time and space and make myself rich )

    There are a lot of crazy ideas... We don't have to take everything so serious...
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  • Profile picture of the author JohnRozario
    Just ask the terminator which are transported from future to kill John Connor. I sure that they know the secret!
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