$0 to $1,000,000.00 in 4 short weeks.

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So, I need to make $1,000,000.00 - I'd like to do this in 4 short weeks. Why? Why not? Money is cool.

- I didn't want to buy a website, but I figured I'd need one, so I got one.
- I don't want to research and write articles, so I'll just spin stuff.
- I don't want to do keyword research because that's boring. But I will come and complain about my poor Google rankings.
- I don't want to research anything really. Traffic generation techniques, sales & marketing techniques, email marketing techniques, none of it. That's just too much work and very boring.
- I don't want to offer article writing services, programming, coding, graphic design, website setup, create a product, write reviews, build backlinks, make relationships with other sites in my niche, research my keywords or niche at all, learn anything that requires more than an hour's worth of effort, or just anything that involves any kind of effort at all, really. That's just too much work.
- Having said all that, I will buy your $17 WSO, I'll read it, I won't do anything with the information, but I will complain that it doesn't work and probably request a refund if I'm not feeling like that's too much work too.

So, with all that out of the way...

How can I go from $0 to $1,000,000.00 in 4 weeks?

ps. I'm also not willing to invest any of my own money. Thanks.


Note: This is fictional (as in, I'm messing around). But be wise to the type of image you project to your peers here also. Never know who you'll need or want to do business with in the future.
#short #weeks
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    LOL

    It was bound to happen sooner or later...

    I suspect the only thing you overlooked was asking for someone to give up their valuable time for free to help you to achieve your goals.
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  • Profile picture of the author Kal Sallam
    You haven't tried ANY magic buttons though?
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    • Profile picture of the author HeySal
      Originally Posted by Kal Sallam View Post

      You haven't tried ANY magic buttons though?
      Oh I took a whole handful of those once. They REALLY DO do stuff like this to your perception of reality. Might not help when they wear off again.........
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      • Profile picture of the author gvsridhar171
        Many people have taken this thread very lightly and are treating this as a joke. But the OP has a clear message to communicate to people and his effort to communicate this message shouldn't go down the drain. He is trying to give a wake up call to those who are thinking the IM should be "easy money" and it should be treated as a "side business".

        The hidden message inbetween the lines are fabulous and he has indirectly communicated to all of us that these are things you should be willing to do if you are serious in IM business.

        Let's help OP in adding some good "spice" to this thread and make this thread a meaningful one. I would appreciate that.
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        • Profile picture of the author YasirYar
          Originally Posted by gvsridhar171 View Post

          Many people have taken this thread very lightly and are treating this as a joke. But the OP has a clear message to communicate to people and his effort to communicate this message shouldn't go down the drain. He is trying to give a wake up call to those who are thinking the IM should be "easy money" and it should be treated as a "side business".

          The hidden message inbetween the lines are fabulous and he has indirectly communicated to all of us that these are things you should be willing to do if you are serious in IM business.

          Let's help OP in adding some good "spice" to this thread and make this thread a meaningful one. I would appreciate that.

          I second this. While the thread is quite funny, the underlying message is very important.

          There is no way to earn money easily. You don't necessarily have to invest money to earn more, but you do need time regardless.

          If 1,000,000.00 could be earned in one week with no investments, the world would be a pretty cool place
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        Originally Posted by HeySal View Post

        Oh I took a whole handful of those once. They REALLY DO do stuff like this to your perception of reality. Might not help when they wear off again.........
        oh crap, I just choked on my water, Sal!
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    Let's see,, so maybe you could create a product that's $1000 and sell it to a thousand people...
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    Heh, I fear some people are missing the joke.
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    • Profile picture of the author Kal Sallam
      Originally Posted by Premier Plugins View Post

      Heh, I fear some people are missing the joke.
      Most of them are! make the font a little bigger
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      • Profile picture of the author tpw
        Originally Posted by Premier Plugins View Post

        Heh, I fear some people are missing the joke.
        Originally Posted by Kal Sallam View Post

        Most of them are! make the font a lot bigger

        I didn't notice anyone who missed the joke...

        Fin was poking fun at someone else who replied in another thread.
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      Originally Posted by Premier Plugins View Post

      Heh, I fear some people are missing the joke.
      You are going to get a lot of those.

      Some people are so eager to get in their 2 cents worth that they don't even read the OP.

      Then you will get those who in an attempt to sound like they are serious players will give you a detailed rundown of how you could achieve your goal.
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      • Profile picture of the author tpw
        Originally Posted by salegurus View Post

        Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something.
        Plato (BC 427-BC 347)

        Some things never change, do they? :p
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          Originally Posted by tpw View Post

          Some things never change, do they? :p
          You are 100% on that one Bill...
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      Originally Posted by Premier Plugins View Post

      Heh, I fear some people are missing the joke.
      Have you tried Fiverr? You Only need 200,000 sales
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  • Profile picture of the author alamest
    If you want to make that much money, lets break down, if you sell a product of commission $1000 per day that is $30,000 in 4 Weeks, so you want make $1,000,000.00 divided it by 30 days you need to make $33,333.33 per day to make that $1,000,000.00 in 4 weeks time.. if you know how to do business online you can make it and if you are new than forget it about it is quite impossible to achieve it as new comer..get a mentor whom you trust and follow him, and sure you can make that amount, not now but in few years time.. I hope this helps
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  • Profile picture of the author macker2298
    if it's not too much work you can always buy a lottery ticket and hope for the best...powerball is coming up, fingers crossed
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    • Profile picture of the author Premier Plugins
      Originally Posted by macker2298 View Post

      if it's not too much work you can always buy a lottery ticket and hope for the best...powerball is coming up, fingers crossed
      I bought a ticket to the 640 million mega ball, decided checking the numbers was too much work.
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    Well, it's an offline method but what the heck... When I was 10 I collected a lot of pop bottles in a weekend. I cashed them in on Monday (thirty seven thousand trips in mom's station wagon to the market) and I was really surprised to get a little over a million. And that was just a single weekend. I probably could have made a cool 10 million in four weeks. I donated most of the money to the Boy's Reformatory For Tall Tale Tellers.
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  • Profile picture of the author Oliver Williams
    Sounds like somebody needs a magic push button instant cash software program with a 60 day money back guarantee :-)
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    Oh it's simple.

    1. Turn your website into a dating website with a paid membership.
    2. Make a partnership with Google and Facebook, then have them put your website URL on their homepages.
    3. ????
    4. PROFIT.



    Yeah, I got the joke. Making money = work and dedication, period.
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    Don't hold your breath
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    • Profile picture of the author tpw
      Originally Posted by Premier Plugins View Post

      Heh, I fear some people are missing the joke.
      Originally Posted by jrpventures View Post

      Don't hold your breath

      Now, someone has missed the joke. :rolleyes: :p
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    Play the lottery. Powerball is real good.
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    Create a $100,000 product- some kind of medical equipment, for example.

    Sell it like crazy to hospitals.

    You only gotta sell 10!
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    • Profile picture of the author Premier Plugins
      Originally Posted by Justin Stowe View Post

      Create a $100,000 product- some kind of medical equipment, for example.

      Sell it like crazy to hospitals.

      You only gotta sell 10!
      Hey, you may be on to something here.
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    haha this is gold.. I'll share my secret to how I became a millionaire for $500,000 sent Western Union
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    Hello,
    I wonder if this would have been more true twenty years ago.
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    LOL!! Write Zuckderberg and tell him your a long lost relative and you would be offended if he asked for proof!! Also you need a cool million just to get buy, I mean by, right?
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  • Profile picture of the author rushindo
    If someone knows a faster way than this... I'll let you give me $500 :-)

    Buy a business making $50 million per year. Then sell it for $1 million. I guarantee you can sell a $50 million business in less than 4 weeks for $1 million dollars.

    But before you do that, you have to create a new thread on how to make $100 million in two weeks to buy the $50 million business.

    Brandon

    P.S. I didn't miss the joke.

    Edit: My poor excuse for a joke didn't work. Just noticed he said from $0 to $1 million. Oh well.
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    I have an offset printer for sale along with a number of plates, mainly $10's and 20's. Oh, I'm sorry, you didn't want to invest anything.

    In case this forum is being monitored by the Treasury Department, this is a joke! (:>)
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    Office Depot has those "Easy Buttons" on sale. Maybe that can help ya :-)
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    Hi mate,

    How can you expect some thing more without investing from your side.
    And if you more profitable product to earn this huge income.
    Even though you need to invest some money to earn that huge income. That to if people like your product.

    You can Expect from ROI ( Return on Investment) . But You cant expect

    SWI( Some thing Without Investment ) . That too your huge income dream .
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  • Profile picture of the author Josh T.
    Simple. Borrow $1 million. Bet on Black. Return the million and keep the rest.....

    Or was it red?
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  • Profile picture of the author Tommy Afrialdi
    You can be creative, Work Smart, don't write anything on this forum, Don't Sleep forever in 4weeks. .. Maybe you can invest your money and time in Gamblim Program if you want make money instant. You must try everything. I believe you can make it, and you will rich faster and instant .. .. .. Good Luck man
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  • Profile picture of the author Pud
    It's easy really.

    1) Knock all of your teeth out with a hammer.
    2) Stick them under your pillow.
    3) Go to sleep and the tooth fairy will bring you $1,000,000!

    This is how I make my money.
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    • Profile picture of the author PatriciaJ
      Originally Posted by Pud View Post

      It's easy really.

      1) Knock all of your teeth out with a hammer.
      2) Stick them under your pillow.
      3) Go to sleep and the tooth fairy will bring you $1,000,000!

      This is how I make my money.
      Darn it, that rascal of a dentist will be making big money with that tooth I left with him yesterday.

      You could make more than $1,000,000 by answering all of those emails asking for help, or saying you've inherited or won a fortune - that's if you can find one that doesn't want to rip you off
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    If you build 28,000 Social Apps, by my calculations you would be earning about 1 mill per month.

    Assuming you could work 23 days solid with no stopping with the average time to build each app being 1.2 minutes..

    You might make it ...

    Good luck
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  • Profile picture of the author trialjenym
    Originally Posted by Premier Plugins View Post

    So, I need to make $1,000,000.00 - I'd like to do this in 4 short weeks. Why? Why not? Money is cool.

    - I didn't want to buy a website, but I figured I'd need one, so I got one.
    - I don't want to research and write articles, so I'll just spin stuff.
    - I don't want to do keyword research because that's boring. But I will come and complain about my poor Google rankings.
    - I don't want to research anything really. Traffic generation techniques, sales & marketing techniques, email marketing techniques, none of it. That's just too much work and very boring.
    - I don't want to offer article writing services, programming, coding, graphic design, website setup, create a product, write reviews, build backlinks, make relationships with other sites in my niche, research my keywords or niche at all, learn anything that requires more than an hour's worth of effort, or just anything that involves any kind of effort at all, really. That's just too much work.
    - Having said all that, I will buy your $17 WSO, I'll read it, I won't do anything with the information, but I will complain that it doesn't work and probably request a refund if I'm not feeling like that's too much work too.

    So, with all that out of the way...

    How can I go from $0 to $1,000,000.00 in 4 weeks?

    ps. I'm also not willing to invest any of my own money. Thanks.


    Note: This is fictional (as in, I'm messing around). But be wise to the type of image you project to your peers here also. Never know who you'll need or want to do business with in the future.

    LOL! How about making your own paper money? Just get a paper and write your preferred amount since you didn't mention that you need a real money anyway. Peace be with you! haha
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    Sell 1 miilion ads at $1 per click
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    How about seliing dollars at two dollars a piece :-)
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    I would like to know either.
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      You could develop a free energy device and sell it.
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      • Profile picture of the author Severin
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        Wanna make a cool million in 4 weeks? One word...Fish Flavored Chocolate. Forget IM, gold, stocks, forex etc - All that pales against the sheer profitability of Trout Truffles.

        We at Scientific Chocolate Aquatic Manipulation (please refrain from using the Anacronym) are set to make huge profits from our totally new Cod Rearing And Producing labs, with the introduction of Brilliantly Organised Locally Launched Organic Cod (Kiddies Section).

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          Originally Posted by Severin View Post

          Wanna make a cool million in 4 weeks? One word...Fish Flavored Chocolate. Forget IM, gold, stocks, forex etc - All that pales against the sheer profitability of Trout Truffles.

          We at Scientific Chocolate Aquatic Manipulation (please refrain from using the Anacronym) are set to make huge profits from our totally new Cod Rearing And Producing labs, with the introduction of Brilliantly Organised Locally Launched Organic Cod (Kiddies Section).

          Yep, the future is bright for all Departmantal Employees Carrying Extra Income Vehicle Exemption Registration Scrits.

          Check out our website: WealthAddingSystemToExtrudeOriginalFishMoreOpenlyNearlyEveryYear.com
          Making money is cool, right? But THIS comment is even better!
          Won't be able to memorize it all, but Brilliant!
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    There are quite a few courses/softwares at clickbank whereby you click a few buttons you will be millionaire within a month.
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    You should really think of playing the lottery or you could build a product sell it for 100 bucks, sell 100 of them and then play the money on the forex market
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    All you gotta do is make a product for a trillion dollars and sell it to 1 millionth of a customer. Really now, 1 millionth of a customer isn't that many. You should be able to do it!

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  • Profile picture of the author visimedia
    Hey, this is an interesting topic.. I hope you'll get good determination on what you will do to make this kind of money in short period of time.
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    I was ready to start the flames but I loled pretty hard when i read the note at the end of your post! hahahah
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  • Profile picture of the author Invert Planet
    Originally Posted by Premier Plugins View Post

    So, I need to make $1,000,000.00 - I'd like to do this in 4 short weeks. Why? Why not? Money is cool.
    Get married to an oil Barron's daughter Preferably some where in the UAE.
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    Reselling drugs in bulk still works well
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  • Hahahah this thread made me laugh. Its like so many other threads here on the forum. If you are not willing to put in work, money, or time don't expect to get anything out of internet marketing
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    • Profile picture of the author Richard Van
      Originally Posted by jrpventures View Post

      Don't hold your breath
      Originally Posted by powerofschool View Post

      Hi mate,

      How can you expect some thing more without investing from your side.
      And if you more profitable product to earn this huge income.
      Even though you need to invest some money to earn that huge income. That to if people like your product.

      You can Expect from ROI ( Return on Investment) . But You cant expect

      SWI( Some thing Without Investment ) . That too your huge income dream .
      Originally Posted by ekkapony View Post

      I would like to know either.

      Originally Posted by danpen View Post

      I do not think that is impossible. Follow my realistic suggestion.

      1. Learn arbitrage betting from soccerinvestment(dot)com

      2. Start a thrift collecting business to gather funds from people.

      3. Use their money to arbitrage weekly. And soon you will be $1m richer


      This forum can be so funny.
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  • Profile picture of the author Premier Plugins
    I just received email from a Nigerian prince as well. He said he would give me 25 million, but he wants me to email him back my bank info and stuff. That's too much work to look up because I don't have that information memorized. Any other ideas?
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    • Profile picture of the author PatriciaJ
      Originally Posted by Premier Plugins View Post

      I just received email from a Nigerian prince as well. He said he would give me 25 million, but he wants me to email him back my bank info and stuff. That's too much work to look up because I don't have that information memorized. Any other ideas?
      Sounds like my ex husband, avoid like the plague.

      You might be able to do it on ebay if you've got some weird stuff lying around. All you need is 3 Seanuts like the one that got second place at The 12 Most Awesomely Ridiculous eBay Auctions | Cracked.com and you could make $1101,000 and in less than 4 weeks if you've got the nuts to do it.
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  • Profile picture of the author amuro
    To your question, I only got 2 words as my answer.

    VIDEO BRANDING

    My only question is how comfortable are you with videos?

    This is how celebrities - be they movie stars, singers and sportsmen made money. Not just in their careers but endorsing products on behalf of companies who are impressed by them.

    If you can do 1 solid video on anything you like to do except ponography and others like to do as well, who knows?

    Companies might look and even contact you to endorse their products! Once that happened, making that money is a real possibility.

    Companies like Sony, Sega Enterprises, Acer etc.
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    lol. don't we all?
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    i support you, take the challenge
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    • Profile picture of the author salegurus
      Originally Posted by powerofschool View Post

      Hi mate,

      How can you expect some thing more without investing from your side.
      And if you more profitable product to earn this huge income.
      Even though you need to invest some money to earn that huge income. That to if people like your product.

      You can Expect from ROI ( Return on Investment) . But You cant expect

      SWI( Some thing Without Investment ) . That too your huge income dream .
      Missed the point...

      Originally Posted by gvsridhar171 View Post

      Many people have taken this thread very lightly and are treating this as a joke. But the OP has a clear message to communicate to people and his effort to communicate this message shouldn't go down the drain. He is trying to give a wake up call to those who are thinking the IM should be "easy money" and it should be treated as a "side business".

      The hidden message inbetween the lines are fabulous and he has indirectly communicated to all of us that these are things you should be willing to do if you are serious in IM business.

      Let's help OP in adding some good "spice" to this thread and make this thread a meaningful one. I would appreciate that.
      Missed the point... (I think)

      Originally Posted by bdcmc View Post

      ha ha ha.. you want to earn without knowledge, work and responsibility.

      great idea!
      To lazy to read OP...

      Originally Posted by danpen View Post

      I do not think that is impossible. Follow my realistic suggestion.

      1. Learn arbitrage betting from soccerinvestment(dot)com

      2. Start a thrift collecting business to gather funds from people.

      3. Use their money to arbitrage weekly. And soon you will be $1m richer
      To lazy to read OP...

      Originally Posted by ekkapony View Post

      I would like to know either.
      Pointless...

      Originally Posted by visimedia View Post

      Hey, this is an interesting topic.. I hope you'll get good determination on what you will do to make this kind of money in short period of time.
      To lazy to read the OP...

      Originally Posted by amuro View Post

      To your question, I only got 2 words as my answer.

      VIDEO BRANDING

      My only question is how comfortable are you with videos?

      This is how celebrities - be they movie stars, singers and sportsmen made money. Not just in their careers but endorsing products on behalf of companies who are impressed by them.

      If you can do 1 solid video on anything you like to do except ponography and others like to do as well, who knows?

      Companies might look and even contact you to endorse their products! Once that happened, making that money is a real possibility.

      Companies like Sony, Sega Enterprises, Acer etc.
      Complete rubbish...

      Originally Posted by Haidi View Post

      i support you, take the challenge
      To lazy to read OP...


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  • Profile picture of the author anahita56
    He, it's easy! ask any so called guru who sell magic beans that grow into money trees! plant it in some miracle compost over night and by morning you'll have your million dollar tree! see, you don't even need 4 weeks, you only need 24 hours!
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  • Profile picture of the author NoviIM
    It never ceases to amaze when it comes to the expectations of some of the people starting out with Internet Marketing..

    Now is that a result of those push button magic program promising riches overnight, or some of the so-called Guru's pushing unrealistic expectations?

    It could also be the perception of online marketing in general, people really do think that we just sit there printing money with absolutely no work...

    In the end.. its just human nature.
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  • Profile picture of the author taskemann
    This thread gave me a good laugh!

    You're trolling us, right?



    Originally Posted by Premier Plugins View Post

    So, I need to make $1,000,000.00 - I'd like to do this in 4 short weeks. Why? Why not? Money is cool.

    - I didn't want to buy a website, but I figured I'd need one, so I got one.
    - I don't want to research and write articles, so I'll just spin stuff.
    - I don't want to do keyword research because that's boring. But I will come and complain about my poor Google rankings.
    - I don't want to research anything really. Traffic generation techniques, sales & marketing techniques, email marketing techniques, none of it. That's just too much work and very boring.
    - I don't want to offer article writing services, programming, coding, graphic design, website setup, create a product, write reviews, build backlinks, make relationships with other sites in my niche, research my keywords or niche at all, learn anything that requires more than an hour's worth of effort, or just anything that involves any kind of effort at all, really. That's just too much work.
    - Having said all that, I will buy your $17 WSO, I'll read it, I won't do anything with the information, but I will complain that it doesn't work and probably request a refund if I'm not feeling like that's too much work too.

    So, with all that out of the way...

    How can I go from $0 to $1,000,000.00 in 4 weeks?

    ps. I'm also not willing to invest any of my own money. Thanks.


    Note: This is fictional (as in, I'm messing around). But be wise to the type of image you project to your peers here also. Never know who you'll need or want to do business with in the future.
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  • Profile picture of the author AlphaWarrior
    Actually, it is quite simple. Take one penny (everyone has a penny, don't they?), then double that penny the first day, then double that amount (2 pennies) the next day, and keep doubling the previous days total each day.
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  • print your own money that will do the trick and then 1,000,000,000 is just the start
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    • Profile picture of the author myob
      Originally Posted by HelpingYouBeAnExpert View Post

      print your own money that will do the trick and then 1,000,000,000 is just the start
      I recommend the Canon Pixma Pro9000 Mark II for the discerning counterfeiter. It's high resolution, consistent replication quality and lightweight design makes it ideal for such quick production runs. Available on Amazon for just $499.99, this makes it both affordable and easily demolished when you have to make a quick run for it.
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  • Profile picture of the author DeadRooster
    Heck! You could make $1,000,000 even faster than that!

    STEP 1: Write an ebook and call it Million Dollar Secrets.

    STEP 2: Sell it for a million dollars.
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    Create a WSO for this
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  • Profile picture of the author Tsnyder
    Originally Posted by Premier Plugins View Post

    So, I need to make $1,000,000.00 - I'd like to do this in 4 short weeks. Why? Why not? Money is cool.

    - I didn't want to buy a website, but I figured I'd need one, so I got one.
    - I don't want to research and write articles, so I'll just spin stuff.
    - I don't want to do keyword research because that's boring. But I will come and complain about my poor Google rankings.
    - I don't want to research anything really. Traffic generation techniques, sales & marketing techniques, email marketing techniques, none of it. That's just too much work and very boring.
    - I don't want to offer article writing services, programming, coding, graphic design, website setup, create a product, write reviews, build backlinks, make relationships with other sites in my niche, research my keywords or niche at all, learn anything that requires more than an hour's worth of effort, or just anything that involves any kind of effort at all, really. That's just too much work.
    - Having said all that, I will buy your $17 WSO, I'll read it, I won't do anything with the information, but I will complain that it doesn't work and probably request a refund if I'm not feeling like that's too much work too.

    So, with all that out of the way...

    How can I go from $0 to $1,000,000.00 in 4 weeks?

    ps. I'm also not willing to invest any of my own money. Thanks.


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    piece of cake... borrow $10K to buy equipment and advertise to
    hire some hot chicks... set up a bunch of topless shoe shine stands
    in a major airport... 50 bucks a shine. Split the dough with the
    hot chicks... do the math... scale as needed.
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    • Profile picture of the author Elizabeth Fee
      Originally Posted by aluminum View Post

      Whats the point of this thread? Is it just a way of mocking noobies?

      The only reason noobs act like this is because people make hyped up WSO threads that are all just a bunch of BS.

      Its not there fault, its the fault of these "gurus" who exploit the lack of knowlege that many noobs have.
      There are plenty of credible methods out there for newbies to sink their teeth into, and unfortunately I have seen far too often a lack of true motivation, dedication, and the ability to really read and take action on their end, thus leaving them with this ill-perceived notion that they've been scammed.

      I'm not saying that there aren't any BS products out there handing out BS information (probably far too many of those unfortunately), but newbies must also be held accountable - especially when the resources and information to truly learn is out there.
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    • Profile picture of the author Richard Van
      Originally Posted by aluminum View Post

      Whats the point of this thread? Is it just a way of mocking noobies?

      The only reason noobs act like this is because people make hyped up WSO threads that are all just a bunch of BS.

      Its not there fault, its the fault of these "gurus" who exploit the lack of knowlege that many noobs have.
      I'm with Elizabeth on this one. Aluminium, yes, there are a lot of BS products, I'll tell you something else as well - lots of them are sold by noobs who have never made a dime online.

      Secondly, I've tried to help a large amount of people here since I began, all but two have actually had the get up and go to achieve anything, the rest just expected it to be easy and gave up as soon as they realised this was hard work.

      I'm not saying it is their fault as there are a lot of BS courses and sales letters but your blanket generalisation that it's all the fault of these "guru's" is just as much BS as the hype you describe. To then go on and be so shallow that it's explicitly WSO threads that cause it and you've really made your post total nonsense.

      So no, it's not the only reason noobs are like that because not all noobs are the same. Out of interest, I've seen quite a few noobs come here and do very well in just the short time I've been here. Could you please explain to me how they are different to the noobs you describe and why they didn't get their knowledge exploited as you described?
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      • Profile picture of the author aluminum
        Originally Posted by Richard Van View Post

        I'm with Elizabeth on this one. Aluminium, yes, there are a lot of BS products, I'll tell you something else as well - lots of them are sold by noobs who have never made a dime online.

        Secondly, I've tried to help a large amount of people here since I began, all but two have actually had the get up and go to achieve anything, the rest just expected it to be easy and gave up as soon as they realised this was hard work.

        I'm not saying it is their fault as there are a lot of BS courses and sales letters but your blanket generalisation that it's all the fault of these "guru's" is just as much BS as the hype you describe. To then go on and be so shallow that it's explicitly WSO threads that cause it and you've really made your post total nonsense.

        So no, it's not the only reason noobs are like that because not all noobs are the same. Out of interest, I've seen quite a few noobs come here and do very well in just the short time I've been here. Could you please explain to me how they are different to the noobs you describe and why they didn't get their knowledge exploited as you described?
        True, I understand now.

        I was just going at the fact that its not entirely the fault of these (for lack of a better word) noobs.

        Of course as you mentioned it sometimes is, but considering many people -- not everyone-- makes it seem easy, they are often doomed from the start with the wrong mentality.
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    • Profile picture of the author Premier Plugins
      Originally Posted by aluminum View Post

      Whats the point of this thread? Is it just a way of mocking noobies?

      The only reason noobs act like this is because people make hyped up WSO threads that are all just a bunch of BS.

      Its not there fault, its the fault of these "gurus" who exploit the lack of knowlege that many noobs have.
      The reason you, I, or anyone fail at starting and growing a successful internet business is because we didn't want it bad enough, period. Let me explain.

      If we really wanted a successful business we would formulate a plan, start our website, and things called "obstacles" would not exist to us. Why? Because we decided that we truly want to be successful in our endeavor. So, anytime we hit a snag, we get off our asses and find a solution.

      We don't have traffic? We research how to get traffic.
      Traffic from Google is yummy? We research how to get better rankings.
      We need backlinks from relevant sites? We research sites to put our backlinks on.
      We have traffic but no conversions? We research how to write better copy.
      We have some traffic and some conversions, but no repeat customers? We learn how to retain an audience through email list building.
      Our opt-in forms aren't converting? We research better ways to acquire the lead through email list building and make improved squeeze pages.
      Out list is growing but not converting? We research how to write better copy and follow up sequences.

      And on, and on, and on.

      This post was to serve as a reminder to others, and to myself, that the money is there for the making; only if you really want to grab it.

      The other side note to this was that people who make pretty silly threads, while they may have the best intentions, can do some big damage to their reputation on this forum before they even realize that reputation can become very important down the road.
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  • Profile picture of the author joaquinaleman
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    I love the way you say the things, thats really happen all the time
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    Try to use my auto load paypal balance wordpress plugin
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  • Profile picture of the author getty
    Just print more money and hyper inflate the country's currency up to a point where an hour of work in your day job is worth a fraction of $1 million of your venture collection of 4 weeks. The company you were working for probably would have already dissolved their business before you could check in for work.
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  • Profile picture of the author Simon Ashari
    I get the feeling some people didn't bother reading the OP before commenting.
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  • Profile picture of the author Ben Gordon
    You're asking for too little. $10M in 10 seconds would be more realistic.
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  • Profile picture of the author cjreynolds
    Originally Posted by Premier Plugins View Post

    So, I need to make $1,000,000.00 - I'd like to do this in 4 short weeks. Why? Why not? Money is cool.

    - I didn't want to buy a website, but I figured I'd need one, so I got one.
    - I don't want to research and write articles, so I'll just spin stuff.
    - I don't want to do keyword research because that's boring. But I will come and complain about my poor Google rankings.
    - I don't want to research anything really. Traffic generation techniques, sales & marketing techniques, email marketing techniques, none of it. That's just too much work and very boring.
    - I don't want to offer article writing services, programming, coding, graphic design, website setup, create a product, write reviews, build backlinks, make relationships with other sites in my niche, research my keywords or niche at all, learn anything that requires more than an hour's worth of effort, or just anything that involves any kind of effort at all, really. That's just too much work.
    - Having said all that, I will buy your $17 WSO, I'll read it, I won't do anything with the information, but I will complain that it doesn't work and probably request a refund if I'm not feeling like that's too much work too.

    So, with all that out of the way...

    How can I go from $0 to $1,000,000.00 in 4 weeks?

    ps. I'm also not willing to invest any of my own money. Thanks.


    Note: This is fictional (as in, I'm messing around). But be wise to the type of image you project to your peers here also. Never know who you'll need or want to do business with in the future.
    What you're describing is way too much work! Make it easy on yourself - run for Congress!
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  • Profile picture of the author Ellie Days
    You can be creative, Work Smart, don't write anything on this forum, Don't Sleep forever in 4weeks. .. Maybe you can invest your money and time in Gamblim Program if you want make money instant. You must try everything. I believe you can make it, and you will rich faster and instant .. .. .. Good Luck
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  • Profile picture of the author jzgirl
    Going forward with Travelinguy's idea ;-), you could do like what Newman and Kramer did on Seinfeld.

    Buy some of your own soda bottles, steal a few off of unsuspecting people, and take a cartful from street people. Wrap them all in huge garbage bags/whatever, procure a mail truck, and if you live in the States, drive the mail truck to Michigan, where you can get more for your (empty) soda buck.

    And since Mother's Day is coming up soon, this would work very, very well (just like it did on the show...ooo, wait it didn't work because Kramer had to veer off and follow the mechanic who took Jerry's car).

    Let me know if you get that million - I could sure use a few thousand or so. ;-)
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  • Profile picture of the author wmc1987
    sue mcdonalds im sure that might work.
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  • Profile picture of the author theory expert
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    Oprah always quote Maya Angelou, saying, "When you know better you do better".
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  • I get the joke but I'm pretty sure this same thing has popped up now and again. Get's old. Let the majority think this way, more business for the few who do the opposite

    May be harsh, but from a business perspective it's what you'd want and prefer
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  • Profile picture of the author kingrich21470
    How can I go from $0 to $1,000,000.00 in 4 weeks?
    LOL, Have tried the local lottery games.....
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    I'll sell my secret to make $1,000,000.00 to one person by selling secret to make $1,000,000.00 to one person.
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  • Profile picture of the author akg12
    The IM gurus have million dollar launches all the time.. It sounds like you need to create an awesome product and contact these guys once you have it near setup. Good luck.

    I don't know what else you could do other then that, cause it sounds like you don't want to do any of the typical methods of making a million online.
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  • Profile picture of the author gruss
    I’ll make this easy for you and give you the steps.
    Really it works, if you can get steps 1, 5 & 9 right.
    Oh, there is no step 9.
    ok, Better make it step 2 & 4 then.
    Step 1 : Advertize in the sucker for hire section of the warrior poorum (that’s where the people that work for free at warriorpoorum dot com look for work)
    Step 2 : Tell them to read this post, because you can’t be bothered reading it yourself and do the work described.
    Step 3 : They need to go to the shiny bright object section and find the product that has the Free instant Billionaire button (don’t buy the one for $9.67 it is a rip off, the free one works best and it complies with the not spending money part of your specification).
    Step 4 : They need to download the button and click on it once and once only (they only want to make you a billionaire once).
    Step 5 : Go back to warrior poorum website and find the section that has the products in it that do nothing at all, but cost you money and make hollow promises (tell him not to buy the ones that work and definitely not buy the ones that work if he intends on using them).
    Step 6 : The moron for hire now has just 3 weeks, 6 days and 23 hours to waste $999,000,000 on useless products, bringing you down to the $1 million that you want left over.
    See, it can be done.
    You just need to turn off the BS detector and have a big imagination.
    BS: Actually I don’t think this complies with the specification in your description.
    Asking someone to help would imply you needed to do something towards the process, so this will be beyond the specification.
    BSS: Talk about project scope creep.
    BSSS: I am thinking about adding three bears and a blond to this method and releasing it as a WSO.
    FTC Disclaimer : This money making method is a load of BS and won’t make you a single dollar. The Warrior Poorum and the products that suck over there are fictional.
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  • Profile picture of the author kayoz
    LOL...I'm a newbee and this was an interesting read...so if it's not possible, why do so many of the Marketers first show you all the massive amounts of money pouring into their clickbank accounts, telling you it's just that easy...but ONLY if you purchase their product? So are you guys all implying internet marketers cook the books? LOL
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    • Profile picture of the author CDarklock
      Originally Posted by kayoz View Post

      So are you guys all implying internet marketers cook the books?
      No, we're mostly saying it outright: income claims are crap, screenshots are usually fake, and anyone who thinks those are "proof" of anything is stupid.

      That doesn't mean the products don't work, though. Lots of people think it's okay telling a bunch of lies to sell good products. They think as long as the customer is happy, you can say whatever you want to make him buy. And from a purely psychological standpoint, they're right - a happy customer doesn't care whether you lied to him.

      So it's all up to your own discretion whether you tell a pack of lies on your sales page or not. Plenty of people do; plenty of people don't. I wouldn't feel comfortable saying "most" are on either side of the line. I know most of the sales pages I myself see and buy from are on the honest side, but I still see an awful lot of outright lies.
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    • Profile picture of the author gruss
      Originally Posted by kayoz View Post

      LOL...I'm a newbee and this was an interesting read...so if it's not possible, why do so many of the Marketers first show you all the massive amounts of money pouring into their clickbank accounts, telling you it's just that easy...but ONLY if you purchase their product? So are you guys all implying internet marketers cook the books? LOL
      I think that a lot of people are missing the point of the original post, if the message that is being received is that it is not possible to make a substantial financial change in your life by performing the functions described.

      The fact is that a lot of people buy WSOs and read the posts here on the Warrior Forum and then spend very little time carrying out the instruction given.

      They deservedly get the result that should be expected.

      On the other side of things, if everything that was described in the original post was carried out, there would be fewer failures.

      I am pretty sure that the original post was a light hearted poke at the people that expect to have success doing the things they have been show in WSOs and post here, but don't actually take the action they need to take to make it work.

      No pain no gain.

      This will probably fall of deaf ears too, because like all the good stuff that is sold and given away here, it is longer that two lines and probably won't get read entirely.

      I and many other Warriors on this forum are guilty of buying stuff here and not doing something with it. I buy a lot of WSO just out of curiosity and expect nothing to happen if I don't action the advice.

      But I don't complain about the method not working when I don't execute the actions required to make it work,

      So laugh loudly at the concept of making a million dollars without any effort, but take away a lesson that a million dollars in 4 weeks (although unlikely), is possible with a well executed plan and the action to back it up (I have seen it happen for others).

      What if you aimed for $1 million and fell short and only made ten or twenty thousand. That would be a life chaging 4 weeks for most people on this forum.

      Just don't expect it to happen at the click of a button, with a product or service that is not your own and especially without any effort at all (like was described in the original post).
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  • Profile picture of the author madzstar
    People here are giving 1000 dollar advice, 10000 dollar advice at the most.

    My friend you would not be here, asking us if that was realistic for you to do now.

    You would be in a private mastermind group making 500,000-800,000 per month then you

    can come out and say I want to make it a million. None of us here done it yet.

    And THATS Y WE HERE!!!!!!
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  • Profile picture of the author Premier Plugins
    After reading through the current 2+ pages of this thread, it's astounding how many people either completely missed the point, or are having their forum posting outsourced. Ah well. To the batcave!
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  • Profile picture of the author lossman29
    HAHAHAHA. NOW, ISN'T THIS THE BIGGEST DILEMMA IN IM?
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  • Profile picture of the author WittyBlogger
    Maybe you don't want a million dollars.

    You'd have a better chance at the lottery.

    Seriously.

    I'm not even sure if this is satire. It's ridiculous. It's like you're poking fun on 6-8 figure entrepreneurs that I know.


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  • Profile picture of the author kian boon
    Originally Posted by Premier Plugins View Post

    So, I need to make $1,000,000.00 - I'd like to do this in 4 short weeks. Why? Why not? Money is cool.

    - I didn't want to buy a website, but I figured I'd need one, so I got one.
    - I don't want to research and write articles, so I'll just spin stuff.
    - I don't want to do keyword research because that's boring. But I will come and complain about my poor Google rankings.
    - I don't want to research anything really. Traffic generation techniques, sales & marketing techniques, email marketing techniques, none of it. That's just too much work and very boring.
    - I don't want to offer article writing services, programming, coding, graphic design, website setup, create a product, write reviews, build backlinks, make relationships with other sites in my niche, research my keywords or niche at all, learn anything that requires more than an hour's worth of effort, or just anything that involves any kind of effort at all, really. That's just too much work.
    - Having said all that, I will buy your $17 WSO, I'll read it, I won't do anything with the information, but I will complain that it doesn't work and probably request a refund if I'm not feeling like that's too much work too.

    So, with all that out of the way...

    How can I go from $0 to $1,000,000.00 in 4 weeks?

    ps. I'm also not willing to invest any of my own money. Thanks.


    Note: This is fictional (as in, I'm messing around). But be wise to the type of image you project to your peers here also. Never know who you'll need or want to do business with in the future.
    Get a rich girlfriend, borrow money from here, ditch her and run.
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    I saw a joke but i don't know how to laugh because i won't show my white teeth..

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  • Profile picture of the author Dennisknows
    Ha... Sounds like a Facebook message I got the other day... Lady said "dennis how do you make money on Facebook. I need cash but if it's one of those things where I have to pay money, I'm not interested"...

    So I told her the basics of internet marketing.

    People come to the internet (lately it's been Google) and they have problems/needs/wants...

    Our job as internet marketers is to show them what the best solution to their problem/need/want is...

    now you aren't paying to make money because that would just be a pyramid scheme...

    What you're paying for is the knowledge to learn how to get your stuff in front of those people..."
    How about she blocked me on Facebook.. LOL

    Some people will never get it... They'll pay for an education to learn how to make $25k a year but an education from people who are living the life of your dreams, they want for free...

    SMH

    Great post...
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  • Profile picture of the author H.Miller
    LOL!!! This is hilarious! Sounds like every newbie I know. It sounded like me when I first started out.
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  • Profile picture of the author Devin X
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    Lol I thought you were serious until I read the disclaimer. This sounds like a lot of people that come into the IM scene.
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  • Profile picture of the author Mr. Ken Russell
    It's sad to see the majority of the people that posted a reply missed the point of the thread completely.

    I guess reading takes too much work, "I'll outsource it instead", oh wait.. I don't want to invest any money.

    Next thing you hear..

    "(SCAM) This thread sucks, I made $0 from it".

    -The 99%

    Now I know the problem. The majority of the people in this industry have a problem with how they interpret things. No wonder the fail rate is so high.

    Oh well "more money for me"..

    -The 1%
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