How to run your online business without ANY work

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I hear what you are screaming and have come up with a solution...

The best way to eliminate all of the work from your online business is to eliminate all of your affiliates, customers, and outsourcers.

This is a foolproof way of guaranteeing yourself a work-free "work week".

There are drawbacks, though.

You may end up divorced or homeless, but this has its good points, too. Without a spouse, you won't have to worry about feeding an extra mouth and without a home, you won't have any rent or mortgage to deal with.

Forget what I said about drawbacks. I think this might be a flawless plan for those of you that don't want to work.

As always, I am open to your input. Please feel free to add how you think this plan could be better.
#business #online #run #work
  • Profile picture of the author Andy Fletcher
    I can't believe you've missed the most important part.

    At some point before you complete the plan the government will start PAYING YOU to do it!

    Flawless.
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    • Profile picture of the author E. Brian Rose
      Originally Posted by Andy Fletcher View Post

      I can't believe you've missed the most important part.

      At some point before you complete the plan the government will start PAYING YOU to do it!

      Flawless.
      I just thought that was a given! But you are right, I should have included it for those that don't watch MSNBC.
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  • Profile picture of the author R Hagel
    I thought you were a smart guy, Brian, but now I'm not so sure. Because a smart guy would have made this valuable post into a WSO.

    Cheers,
    Becky
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    • Profile picture of the author E. Brian Rose
      Originally Posted by R Hagel View Post

      I thought you were a smart guy, Brian, but now I'm not so sure. Because a smart guy would have made this valuable post into a WSO.

      Cheers,
      Becky
      I thought of that, but I wanted to give back for free this time. You can never give back enough!
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    • Profile picture of the author Rod Cortez
      I thought you were a smart guy, Brian, but now I'm not so sure. Because a smart guy would have made this valuable post into a WSO.
      ........With a OTO, followed by a webinar, and then another OTO for coaching. =)

      RoD
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      • Profile picture of the author E. Brian Rose
        Originally Posted by Rod Cortez View Post

        ........With a OTO, followed by a webinar, and then another OTO for coaching. =)

        RoD
        If I did go that route, the webinar would probably be just a live video feed of me eating corn chips and watching Seinfeld reruns.
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      • Profile picture of the author Bill Farnham
        All these election year intrusions on my sanity are beginning to take a toll.

        I just fired my dog...

        ~Bill
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        • Profile picture of the author E. Brian Rose
          Originally Posted by Bill Farnham View Post


          I just fired my dog...

          ~Bill
          Very good, Bill. I like the way you have taken what you have learned and expanded it to other aspects of life. No dog means no vet visits, walks, or bones to throw. You get a gold star for innovation!
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  • Profile picture of the author TheBizHelp
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    Haha... Brian, this is way too funny! So how can you live without your spouse and kids?

    Many sleepless nights of depression will be inclusive.
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  • Profile picture of the author AdwordsMogul
    Would I still need a website? If yes, where can I get a free one?
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  • Profile picture of the author AdwordsMogul
    Do we get PLR rights to this?

    I want to jump in, but I'm gonna wait for some reviews first.
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    • Profile picture of the author R Hagel
      Originally Posted by AdwordsMogul View Post

      I want to jump in, but I'm gonna wait for some reviews first.

      Here's mine:

      I used Brian's method and it works as advertised! I now live in a cardboard box and eat cold beans out of a can. Thanks Brian!

      Becky H, Minnesota
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    • Profile picture of the author E. Brian Rose
      Originally Posted by AdwordsMogul View Post

      I want to jump in, but I'm gonna wait for some reviews first.
      Don't count on any reviews. Those that follow the plan through will not have a computer to leave a review, so a lack of reviews should be enough to tell you that this plan works.
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      • Profile picture of the author AdwordsMogul
        Originally Posted by E. Brian Rose View Post

        ... Those that follow the plan through will not have a computer to leave a review, so a lack of reviews should be enough to tell you that this plan works.
        Oh, I was going to buy but it seems like too much work... Looks like it might be effective but I didn't know I'd actually have to implement it.

        I thought it works on autopilot just by sitting on my hard drive.
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      • Profile picture of the author R Hagel
        Originally Posted by E. Brian Rose View Post

        Don't count on any reviews. Those that follow the plan through will not have a computer to leave a review, so a lack of reviews should be enough to tell you that this plan works.
        One word: Library.

        Which reminds me: my hour is almost up so I gotta scoot on outta here.
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    • Profile picture of the author Bjarne Eldhuset
      Well, I followed your so called flawless plan, and I almost died.

      NOWHERE do you mention I have to breath, drink and eat!

      Luckily, my wife found me before it was to late.
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  • Profile picture of the author Carol_A
    AHHhhhh, and I opened this thread thinking there was some miraculous new hands-off income stream that you were going to enlighten me about....SO disappointed.

    LOL

    Have a wonderful day,

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  • Profile picture of the author SuperCopywriting
    Sooooo, that's what they mean by "working from home without doing any of the work." Who knew homelessness, hunger and depression were a part of the equation?

    I think I'll take my chances and just keep "doing the work." It's way more fun and way more easier to go this route!
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    • Profile picture of the author E. Brian Rose
      Originally Posted by SuperCopywriting View Post

      Sooooo, that's what they mean by "working from home without doing any of the work." Who knew homelessness, hunger and depression were a part of the equation?

      I think I'll take my chances and just keep "doing the work." It's way more fun and way more easier to go this route!
      Oh here come the trolls, thinking work is better than no work.
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  • Profile picture of the author Kal Sallam
    No proof, No buy, it sounds like it works only in theory! Nice try though
    I need screen shots!
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    • Profile picture of the author Marc Marseille
      Actually I bought a copy and was going to leave a review...but my internet will be shut down shortly...
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      • I want a refund for the time I spent reading this. You did not deliver what you promised. The day I started doing what you said, people started giving me money and convincing me to live with them, after they saw me, a blind dude, feeling my way down the street, to breakfast and beyond...
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    • Profile picture of the author Sandor Verebi
      Originally Posted by Kal Sallam View Post

      No proof, No buy, it sounds like it works only in theory! Nice try though
      I need screen shots!
      Hey Kal,

      Brian told you that it works. Becky said that she tried it and worked. Is it not enough for you?

      Please don't be so suspicious!
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      • Profile picture of the author cjreynolds
        I just don't think it will work! I haven't downloaded it, I have no idea what's in it, but just from the way it sounds it won't work.

        I want a refund just for thinking about using this strategy - otherwise, I will troll this thread until the product dies a slow death!

        BTW: Will it work for people in countries other than the US?
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    • Profile picture of the author E. Brian Rose
      Originally Posted by Kal Sallam View Post


      I need screen shots!

      You need screenshots? Here you go.

      THREE HAPPY CUSTOMERS...
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      • Profile picture of the author Kal Sallam
        Originally Posted by E. Brian Rose View Post

        You need screenshots? Here you go.

        THREE HAPPY CUSTOMERS...
        Alright then I'm in. See you in the outdoors.
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      • Profile picture of the author MikeTucker
        Originally Posted by E. Brian Rose View Post

        You need screenshots? Here you go.

        THREE HAPPY CUSTOMERS...

        Sorry my testimonial is late, but I had to
        wait for the library to open.

        That is me in the middle. I got the guide
        for free when it was released in the War Room.
        So as you can see, it really works!

        What really convinced me was the line,

        "Why pay a $250,000 mortgage when you
        can live under an $80,000,000 bridge?"

        Hope that doesn't make me a troll...
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  • Profile picture of the author Garish Wasil
    I got a copy, but I will not leave a review. (I don't want to encourage anyone else to get their hands on this awesome WVSO )

    'V' stands for Very :p
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  • Profile picture of the author Rose Anderson
    In anticipation of following your awesome plan, Brian... I have started filling a shopping cart with needed items like cat food and a sleeping bag. I'm also wearing multiple layers of clothing. Not a pleasant thing to do in this Florida heat, but I'm determined to make it work.
    I'm glad I finally found a mentor I can count on to have my best interest at heart.
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  • Profile picture of the author WriterWahm
    This is so tempting, but what do I do with the kids?
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  • Profile picture of the author AdwordsMogul
    Is there an OTO and how much is it?
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  • Profile picture of the author WriterWahm
    Oh, the baby papa will be joining me on the streets...this system is so effective that he's decided to implement it as well. We have gone rad in applying it.
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  • Profile picture of the author Michael D Forbes
    Hi Mister Roses. Ihave so much monies that I have bilz I can pay with too easiness. this is hard for me always. I hope you can give a review copy for me to have?
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  • Last year I went to a friends house for a pool party, and guy was a "small business owner" a neighbor. After a few beer basically the guy gets the house paid the government, get a check for living, gets some plastic government card for food this has been doing on for like a decade and he tells everyone he is a business owner. I guess this guy doesn't work!(not that I want to live like that, just showing you an example of our original post).
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    soon people... Relax...
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  • Profile picture of the author PPC-Coach
    What kind of refund policy do you have on this?

    If there isn't one then you must not really believe in what you say!
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  • Profile picture of the author theemperor
    Originally Posted by E. Brian Rose View Post

    As always, I am open to your input. Please feel free to add how you think this plan could be better.
    A good plan. Seriously. 99.99% of people would fail though, because it requires real balls to do what you suggested.

    However homo sapiens used to live this way before modern civilization came about.

    I worked with a guy who said "the less you need the richer you are". The same guy also said he worked the 9-5 because he enjoyed it, he had passion for the job. A typical job and the same 'J.O.B.' that everyone here seems to be running away from. Just imagine!!

    Something to think about.
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  • Profile picture of the author SomedayMaybe
    I tried this, and the product is flawed. It fails to warn of the danger of being distracted by the next shiny thing, a warning I could have used when sheer boredom prompted me to spend one of my last five dollars on a lottery ticket. The ticket won, I'm now worth millions and those cold, hard streets get further away every day.

    Having been assured that I could live the permanent life of a hobo ('even at 2.00am in the morning!'), I'm bitterly disappointed, and will think twice before I put my faith the promises of an internet guru again.

    P.S. Will you be launching an affiliate program?
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    • Profile picture of the author TheArticlePros
      Pleez kaind sah, a penny fo a pawpuh?

      I really think you need to retitle this thread as

      ***ANTI-WSO OF THE DAY!!*** How YOU Can Be FREE From Responsibility
      (for the low low price of -$2.32)

      Don't forget to use some of those frickin' awesome ASCII characters that the mods love for you to put in the titles, too. As for an affiliate program, I'm willing to pay you 112% of every sale just to be a part of this wondernanimouslyawesome opportunity.

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    I think about this offer, but what's the catch?
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  • Profile picture of the author Velant
    Originally Posted by E. Brian Rose View Post

    The best way to eliminate all of the work from your online business is to eliminate all of your affiliates, customers, and outsourcers.
    Nice plan, but I think you've forgotten quite a few important steps:
    • destroy your cerdit cards
    • lose all your pins, passwords & phone books
    • forget all the bank names
    • blow up your cars & garages
    • write a will transferring your house & all possessions to homeless
    • and the last but not list - get deadly drunk and forget who you are

    Now it should work.
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  • Profile picture of the author gavindvsaeylr
    I worked with a guy who said "the less you need the richer you are". The same guy also said he worked the 9-5 because he enjoyed it, he had passion for the job. A typical job and the same 'J.O.B.' that everyone here seems to be running away from. Just imagine!!
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  • Profile picture of the author chansgrose
    Hey where is the buy button? I think your buy button is down??? This looks good and I'm in!

    Hahahah major lol...
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  • Profile picture of the author chansgrose
    Hey where is the buy button? I think your buy button is down??? This looks good and I'm definitely in!

    HAHAHA major lol...
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