Elephant in the road...

I was walkin down the road this mornin pullin my little red wagon behind me. I was lookin for some fresh vittles for supper tonight when I came along an elephant layin on the side of the road. It had done been runned over by a car and it was layin there with its little legs just stickin up in the air and it was graveyard dead!

Now ole Thad ain't never been one to pass up some fresh kilt vittles so I loaded that there elephant into my little red wagon and proceeded to take it home. If you want to be knowin the truth, there ain't nothin like some fresh-out-of-the-oven elephant fritters! Them thangs just melt in your mouth!

While them fritters was cookin, I decided I needed to get me somethin special to go with it! I went traipsin down to my still... ummm, my sodie water cooker with the intent of getting me some fresh home-brewed... sodie water. Well, guess what?

When I got there ole Sasquatch himself, Mister Bigfoot, was sittin there partkin of my sodie water. I walked up to that ole bigfoot and I slapped that jar right outta his hand. Then, I proceeded to beat the livin daylights outta that big monkey man and taught him a lesson that he won't never forget! Once I was done, I skint that critter and made me a rug outta his fur. Last I saw of ole Sasquatch, he was runnin butt nekkid through the woods just cryin and screamin like a little sissy!

On the way back to the cabin, I used a 20 foot rattler to make a lasso to rope a unicorn. When I got tired, I caught a grizzly bear and rode him like he was a horse. Then I... do what? What do you mean you don't believe a word I said? Are you sayin that you think ole Thad would make up a story? You think ole Thad would be tellin tall tales? You are sayin that you believe my story ain't nothin but ole Thad just shootin air out his butt? HUH!?!?!?

You believe all these folks who say they is makin tons of money online but you won't believe ole Thad! Well, go figure!!!

All I am sayin is that you take what you read with a grain of alcohol... I mean salt! Don't be so desperate that you fall for everythin! Let me give you a word of advice... it ain't how much money any other folks make, it's how much money YOU make!