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BackLinkiT

9 years ago

try offering the service as a gig on fiverr.com?

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TorinoGray 9 years ago

Originally Posted by BackLinkiT

try offering the service as a gig on fiverr.com?

Like writing humorous copy? Hmmmm
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- BackLinkiT 9 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by TorinoGray
  
  Like writing humorous copy? Hmmmm
  
  Yes, that sort of thing. You could have a gig for humorous copy, another for video scripts...etc etc
  
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richrowley

9 years ago

Originally Posted by BackLinkiT

try offering the service as a gig on fiverr.com?

This is a good idea. I'd go for something like this and get yourself on oDesk or the like too.

If you're a natural writer, there's loads of people who'd hire you....me being one of them!

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TorinoGray

9 years ago

Originally Posted by richrowley

This is a good idea. I'd go for something like this and get yourself on oDesk or the like too.

If you're a natural writer, there's loads of people who'd hire you....me being one of them!

Why thank you!
MOST of the time I can write fairly easily, if the subject matter is, or can be silly.

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carlpicot

9 years ago

Have you seen embarrassing niches by Mark Wallace ???

This made him a fortune!

I'm sure that there would be a big call for your services in the right place.

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TorinoGray

9 years ago

Originally Posted by carlpicot

Have you seen embarrassing niches by Mark Wallace ???

This made him a fortune!

I'm sure that there would be a big call for your services in the right place.

cheers

xxxxcarlxxxx

Wow!!!
No shortage of material there!! Thanks!

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tooAlive

9 years ago

You could start a blog covering popular news & celebrities, all with your witty jokes and style.

If you're consistent, genuinely funny/interesting, and can find a way to spread the word, you could make something out of it.

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neodarth

9 years ago

There are some concepts that you should be familiar with to take advantage of that sharp tongue of yours.

- Blogging
- Trends
- Youtube
- Adsense

Create a blog and a Youtube channel and talk about trending topics from google, twitter, youtube or local news. But use your own voice, humourus style has way better reception than a formal one.

Maybe you have your funny opinion about Tom Cruise's divorce, or Ann Curry departure from Today show, or the NBA Draft, people are looking for this right now on Google, on Youtube and Twitter and if you speak of this on your blog or your youtube channel people will found your content and engage with you.

Monetize with Adsense or Amazon or any other relevant product you can find.

Or you can write a book with jokes like "1000 jokes for a wedding reception" "100 clever answer to tell your boss when your work is not ready" "100 little withe lies for a cheater"

The possibilities are limited only by the depths of your sarcasm...

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travlinguy

9 years ago

Originally Posted by TorinoGray

I changed the title hoping to at least get a frickin' view. Damn baby, what's a girl gotta do to gets some feedback?

I am searching high and low for my "niche" in this big world of IM.
I enjoy writing humorous copy, the snippier the better. (I have a sharp tongued wit) I've written some small scripts for a friend to use for various purposes. My friend is having a surprise birthday party with a Royal theme (A Jubliee). I wrote a silly script for someone impersonating the Queen of England to record. I email friends sarcastic emails on the Groupon of the day. The point is... I love doing stuff like this!

What can I do with this?

It's an election year. Hire out as a speech writer. For both sides. No one will know the difference. :rolleyes: Cool thread title, BTW...

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Karen Blundell 9 years ago

Originally Posted by travlinguy

It's an election year. Hire out as a speech writer. For both sides. No one will know the difference. :rolleyes: Cool thread title, BTW...

lol...another warrior gets Karen to choke on her glass of water...
lmao!

that was hilarious!

@Torino - don't ever change...you have a great gift!
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John Durham

9 years ago

Get people on an email list to recieve the antic dote of the day/week... only, focus on a certain type of antic dote that also indicates other interests, like "Fishing Jokes" or whatever...

And you have identified a halfway decent broad market then you can funnel down through your emails to be more concentrated, and offer fishing equip deals..., fishing is just an example. and this is just a general idea.

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TorinoGray

9 years ago

Originally Posted by John Durham

Get people on an email list to recieve the antic dote of the day/week... only, focus on a certain type of antic dote that also indicates other interests, like "Fishing Jokes" or whatever...

And you have identified a halfway decent broad market then you can funnel down through your emails to be more concentrated, and offer fishing equip deals..., fishing is just an example. and this is just a general idea.

I kind of do something like this for friend's now. When I see an especially silly or redneck-y Groupon, I write a sales pitch for the Groupon and email it to friends.

I live in the south and don't foresee a shortage of material. Last week we had a Groupon for AnyLabTestNow. It specifically noted that STD tests and DNA tests weren't covered by this Groupon.

I write with a Billy Jean Hickberry personality when it's a totally redneck thing, so maybe I can look for a niche to match my inner hick.

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SendCards

9 years ago

Originally Posted by TorinoGray

I kind of do something like this for friend's now. When I see an especially silly or redneck-y Groupon, I write a sales pitch for the Groupon and email it to friends.

I live in the south and don't foresee a shortage of material. Last week we had a Groupon for AnyLabTestNow. It specifically noted that STD tests and DNA tests weren't covered by this Groupon.

This is your niche already, if your friends are really being entertained by your redneck-y Groupon pitches, others might be entertained too. I would love to see one of your Groupon pitches. That is the kind of stuff that can go viral. I would set it up with your own Groupon-y name like Groped-On.com or Pooped-On.com or anything that is understood to be a parody name and maybe use a Groupon clone script or just use a launch page and autoresponder to send your stuff by email.....

Sign up for deals of the day affiliate programs including GroupOn's that pays 15% and start writing away. I for one will sign up to receive your sales pitches. Make sure you use a plugin or script so people can pass your Groped-On.com deals to others. This could spread like wildfire if it is really funny stuff. But make sure every pitch you write is affiliate linked to the real deal so you can get paid.

Somewhere in your pitch you will probably put a disclaimer saying this is just a parody, for fun, but that you do write professionally and are "for hire"..That can provide you with some cash while you grow the site. Once you hit a couple thousand emails subscribers or even sooner, you would be able to sell space on each of your pitches. In the end people might actually want you to list and sell their products on your site with your rednecky style..

Go check out the listing copy at AppSumo dot com and you will see what I mean..

Good luck!

Chris

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fluffythewondercat 9 years ago

Hey, who brought the dork?

Seriously, you should post one of your Groupon parodies. Certain peoples hire funny writers.

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JohnMcCabe

9 years ago

Well, you got your frickin' view. Satisfied?

Seriously, if you can do humorous, snippy, sarcastic and even openly insulting without being mean or vicious, there are a lot of ways you can go. Look at the likes of Don Rickles, Joan Rivers, Lisa Lampanelli, and others.

Rivers has even parlayed a sharp tongue (and even sharper wit) into peddling jewelry on QVC.

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TorinoGray

9 years ago

Originally Posted by JohnMcCabe

Well, you got your frickin' view. Satisfied?

Seriously, if you can do humorous, snippy, sarcastic and even openly insulting without being mean or vicious, there are a lot of ways you can go. Look at the likes of Don Rickles, Joan Rivers, Lisa Lampanelli, and others.

Rivers has even parlayed a sharp tongue (and even sharper wit) into peddling jewelry on QVC.

Totally satisfied. I'm the youngest child so I thrive on attention.

I love Joan Rivers. She is just evil enough.

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TorinoGray

9 years ago

Whew!!! I was totally getting a complex over here.

Do you know how many lively threads I have killed? First there is banter, then I walk in, make a comment, and everyone's like, "who brought the dork?" and leaves.

Thanks for the feedback. I have the advantage of having a fairly lucrative career, so if I eventually decide to give up food and shelter cold turkey, I want it to be for something I love to do.

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lbradshaw

9 years ago

Originally Posted by TorinoGray

Whew!!! I was totally getting a complex over here.

Do you know how many lively threads I have killed? First there is banter, then I walk in, make a comment, and everyone's like, "who brought the dork?" and leaves.

Thanks for the feedback. I have the advantage of having a fairly lucrative career, so if I eventually decide to give up food and shelter cold turkey, I want it to be for something I love to do.

Ha! That's how I feel, even though 99% of the time I'm not even trying to be funny, though I wanna be.

My husband and I have the quirkiest sense of humor and we've thought about making some short videos and posting them to YouTube, but we're afraid people will get insulted (we find humor in things that most people laugh at, but are too ashamed to admit).

Anyway, if you do get a website or blog up, there are plenty of things you could do with humor. Why don't you just start with writing a book?

Liz

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TorinoGray

9 years ago

Originally Posted by lbradshaw

Ha! That's how I feel, even though 99% of the time I'm not even trying to be funny, though I wanna be.

My husband and I have the quirkiest sense of humor and we've thought about making some short videos and posting them to YouTube, but we're afraid people will get insulted (we find humor in things that most people laugh at, but are too ashamed to admit).

Anyway, if you do get a website or blog up, there are plenty of things you could do with humor. Why don't you just start with writing a book?

Liz

I know exactly how you feel. I worry about offending people. I can be a bit twisted and occasionally wicked. But there is just soooo much low hanging fruit in the world.

I'm in SC, maybe we should meet at the state line and collaborate sometime.
I get cravings for PF Changs, and they drag me to Charlotte! :rolleyes:

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travlinguy

9 years ago

Originally Posted by TorinoGray

I'm in SC, maybe we should meet at the state line and collaborate sometime.

Would be a parole violation to go any further than that, I guess.

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TorinoGray

9 years ago

Originally Posted by travlinguy

Would be a parole violation to go any further than that, I guess.

It's not the parole violation that scares me, it's the shock from the ankle bracelet. Last time,the caps on my teeth itched for a week.

I'm fairly certain I will never have to shave that leg again.

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travlinguy

9 years ago

Originally Posted by TorinoGray

It's not the parole violation that scares me, it's the shock from the ankle bracelet. Last time,the caps on my teeth itched for a week.

I was able to neutralize my ankle bracelet, no problem. Lemme know if ya need help wit it.

I notice your avatar is the US and Italian flag sort of falling together. What's up wit dat? How come you don jus put a pitcha?

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TorinoGray

9 years ago

Originally Posted by travlinguy

I was able to neutralize my ankle bracelet, no problem. Lemme know if ya need help wit it.

I notice your avatar is the US and Italian flag sort of falling together. What's up wit dat? How come you don jus put a pitcha?

I met my husband in Italy. We used to have a little private blog while we waited on his visas and this was our avatar for our profile.

His home town is...?
Give ya three guesses but the first two don't count!

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lbradshaw

9 years ago

Originally Posted by TorinoGray

It's not the parole violation that scares me, it's the shock from the ankle bracelet. Last time,the caps on my teeth itched for a week.

I'm fairly certain I will never have to shave that leg again.

I need to borrow that anklet. My dog's shock collar doesn't work. Can that thing be adjusted? Is it a 'one size fits all?'

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TorinoGray 9 years ago

Originally Posted by lbradshaw

I need to borrow that anklet. My dog's shock collar doesn't work. Can that thing be adjusted? Is it a 'one size fits all?'

They have this weird policy about not making 'em adjustable. Mine might be a little large if it's a small dog, but if Lindsay Lohan films in the south again, you can ask her about hers.

Or you can just pop off at the mouth with the Lexington County Sheriff's department, they'll issue you one.
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lbradshaw 9 years ago

Originally Posted by travlinguy

Would be a parole violation to go any further than that, I guess.

Now, now! If it were a parole violation she wouldn't be able to go to Charlotte, now would she? (Especially to eat at PF Chang's. It takes 3 hours to get in and out of that place: 1 hour to be seated, 5 minutes to get your drink, 15 minutes to get your order taken, 30 minutes to get your food, and 1 hour and 10 minutes to get the check. But it's sooo worth it).
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taniqueko

9 years ago

Well if your writing is this snippy I imagine What your personality most be like. You mentioned that you wrote scripts. Why don't you use your humorous sass in video. See your copy come to life.

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Jon The Wiz

9 years ago

Sounds like you could probably write good copy. Post something in the JV section.

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TorinoGray

9 years ago

Ok... These are a couple I sent in the last couple weeks..

Deal Chicken had NCAA grill toppers that sear your favorite team into the slab of meat of your choice There was a side offer for bowling for four..

You can get 50% off grill topper, so you can sear a Tiger paw or fighting Gamecock directly into your burger!! We hear there are other NCAA teams available but around here, who cares?
If you add in the 50% off bowling for 4, including shoe rental then you don't have just a discount my friend, you have just created a dream date for two little ole' country girls!

The Groupon for AnyLabTestNow

If you were exhilirated to see Any Lab Test Now pop up on Groupon, please note that these are for B12 injections only. While you may shed belly fat and improve your liver health, you will not be able to take a DNA test with this Groupon and finally know who is, "Your Baby Daddy". Also not included are the STD tests and food allergy tests, so please, no scratching or feeding little Timmy peanut butter until Groupon can come up with something you can actually use.

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Are you looking for freelance gigs?
what are your rates?
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  Originally Posted by rankinghero
  
  Are you looking for freelance gigs?
  what are your rates?
  
  I would love a freelance gig!
  I have been professional for about 45 seconds now, so PM me and we can work it out.
  
  Big fan of your $10 a day blog.
  
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TorinoGray

9 years ago

**Cue Crickets***

Seriously!? Who brought the dork?

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goindeep

9 years ago

Ill pay you to write my best man speech

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TorinoGray

9 years ago

Originally Posted by Andrei Rotariu

Ill pay you to write my best man speech

OH Goody! Please tell me there's something juicy, like the soon to be bride was a bit of a trollop in her past life...

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TelZilla

9 years ago

Originally Posted by TorinoGray

OH Goody! Please tell me there's something juicy, like the soon to be bride was a bit of a trollop in her past life...

Ummm....

How can you be "a bit of a trollop". Isn't that something you'd have to go all the way with? :confused:

I mean, you either are, or you aren't... right?

:rolleyes:

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TorinoGray

9 years ago

Originally Posted by TelZilla

Ummm....

How can you be "a bit of a trollop". Isn't that something you'd have to go all the way with? :confused:

I mean, you either are, or you aren't... right?

:rolleyes:

Of course you can be a "bit of a trollop", we're from the south. Down here we say, "She's a bit of a trollop, isn't she? Bless her heart."

It's the same as someone being a bit of an ass... Bless your heart! :rolleyes:

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RedShifted

9 years ago

/\ Thats why its called "witty" imo. Thinking in gray shades rather than black & white.
Just saying.

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To the OP, I love your humility AND sense of humor. Me thinks you will do rather well in marketing.

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TorinoGray

9 years ago

Originally Posted by RedShifted

/ Thats why its called "witty" imo. Thinking in gray shades rather than black & white.
Just saying.

=]

To the OP, I love your humility AND sense of humor. Me thinks you will do rather well in marketing.

It needs some polishing, but gosh, thanks!

I will be cyberstalking you through the threads now.

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ttdub

9 years ago

Fiverr would work very well for this!

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Ewan Lumsden

Banned 9 years ago

I see gigs like these all the time on Fiverr. Fiverr's probably the best way to earn doing it because they provide the traffic for you and you don't have to worry too much about SEO etc if your doing it through your own website. Bear in mind that there's a lot of competition on there for humerous gig's, so yours will need to stand out in some way.

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TorinoGray

9 years ago

Originally Posted by Ewan Lumsden

I see gigs like these all the time on Fiverr. Fiverr's probably the best way to earn doing it because they provide the traffic for you and you don't have to worry too much about SEO etc if your doing it through your own website. Bear in mind that there's a lot of competition on there for humerous gig's, so yours will need to stand out in some way.

My concern would be how to make it lucrative. I know there are people who have found fiverr gold, I would just have to find an angle.

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Blame It On The Caffeine

9 years ago

The big money is in writing Amazon reviews.

Start with a 3 wolf shirt and work your way to the upper echelon.
http://www.amazon.com/The-Mountain-T...owViewpoints=1
Over 2,000 comments. The guys are raking in the bucks.

( or maybe offer snarky videos on that 5'r thing.)

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themanflint 9 years ago

Being from the UK I don't know if I am offended or not. Time will tell
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  Originally Posted by themanflint
  
  Being from the UK I don't know if I am offended or not. Time will tell
  
  How about I PM it to you, and if you don't think it's offensive, I can show it to the thread?
  
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harryweb

9 years ago

Yes you do smell. The rich jerk made a tonne of money from being quirky, and you can too.

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TorinoGray

9 years ago

Originally Posted by harryweb

Yes you do smell. The rich jerk made a tonne of money from being quirky, and you can too.

Why, thank you sunshine!
Which quirky, rich jerk? That's not a short list, at least not here in the US.

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JohnMcCabe

9 years ago

Originally Posted by TorinoGray

Why, thank you sunshine!
Which quirky, rich jerk? That's not a short list, at least not here in the US.

He's talking about a character created by marketer Kelly Felix. "The Rich Jerk" basically insulted you, looked down on you and belittled you into buying his ebook (really basic affiliate marketing info, IIRC) so you could make as much as him and look down on the poor people, too. Sold a ton...

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TorinoGray

9 years ago

Originally Posted by JohnMcCabe

He's talking about a character created by marketer Kelly Felix. "The Rich Jerk" basically insulted you, looked down on you and belittled you into buying his ebook (really basic affiliate marketing info, IIRC) so you could make as much as him and look down on the poor people, too. Sold a ton...

Thank you! I just opted in on his site. I love it. I was thanked for having an IQ above 70, then asked to get off his site.

We have a restaurant here in Myrtle Beach called, Dick's Last Resort. The waitstaff insults the guests, gives you dirty looks when you ask for things. There is a wait out the door every night.

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Greg71

9 years ago

Originally Posted by TorinoGray

Thank you! I just opted in on his site. I love it. I was thanked for having an IQ above 70, then asked to get off his site.

We have a restaurant here in Myrtle Beach called, Dick's Last Resort. The waitstaff insults the guests, gives you dirty looks when you ask for things. There is a wait out the door every night.

Oh my goodness, get me a job there!

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TLCarroll 9 years ago

Originally Posted by Greg71

Oh my goodness, get me a job there!

Yup. There's hotdog stand in Chicago with it's own reality TV show. The Weiner's Circle. Same thing. They insult the patrons and make you do humiliating gameshow stunts to gain the right to buy your food and tell you to get out if you can't do the stunt. Lines around the corner...lol
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ImamHariyanto

9 years ago

I think yes you do smell.
You can do another thing for that like sell your skill in the right place and get some money
Just use fiverr, freelancer, etc

Sometimes a human need do that I think. Just enjoy

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OnlineMkter

9 years ago

You can do freelancer writing, and probably writing to your own sites (like Amazon reviews). You have a catchy title there!

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TorinoGray

9 years ago

Originally Posted by Vladi Vasilev

Definitely fiverr.com. And when people order, in addition to what they pay, get them to leave you their e-mail if they liked your gig.
Then monetize that list, offering them funny e-books, postcards etc.

Some new list building strategies right there

This is the easiest thing I could think of right now.
Hope it helps.

I would think that fiverr would want to limit direct contact. I will check the TOS.
Thanks for the idea!

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larry1113

9 years ago

Originally Posted by TorinoGray

I changed the title hoping to at least get a frickin' view. Damn baby, what's a girl gotta do to gets some feedback?

I am searching high and low for my "niche" in this big world of IM.
I enjoy writing humorous copy, the snippier the better. (I have a sharp tongued wit) I've written some small scripts for a friend to use for various purposes. My friend is having a surprise birthday party with a Royal theme (A Jubliee). I wrote a silly script for someone impersonating the Queen of England to record. I email friends sarcastic emails on the Groupon of the day. The point is... I love doing stuff like this!

What can I do with this?

Humorous copy...I can see that :-) haha

Try elance, fiverr, iwriter,

Especially fiverr.

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karlmay1980

9 years ago

Write sales and ad copy for other businesses, this could make you decent money, start with things on Fiverr, Elance and Guru.com, then in the meantime try offering some services for free to successful marketers online, this could give you big exposure and if you build a website and blog, create an info product explaining your techniques, you could then move to just offering your services at a premium when you can prove your results, have great testimonials and a following.

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Jeannie Crabtree

9 years ago

Start a curation site and you make the funny, smart comments each post that keep them coming back. Mixed in, you have plenty of things to sell.

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TorinoGray 9 years ago

Originally Posted by joseph7384

@TorinoGray

Wow! your a bit of a firecracker, I like that and I'm going to have to follow this thread.

I think I know which reply you're referring to!

Thank you! I am my father's daughter, I didn't fall far from the smart ass tree.
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travlinguy

9 years ago

Well, what do you know, a pitcha... Looks like yer smirkin' Nice. Gotta keep up the image.

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TorinoGray 9 years ago

Originally Posted by travlinguy

Well, what do you know, a pitcha... Looks like yer smirkin' Nice. Gotta keep up the image.

It's funny, I seem to have either a smirk or a "get the hell out of here with that camera" look in all my pictures. The smirk is friendlier.
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travlinguy

9 years ago

Venice
Florence
Rome
Milan
Naples
Verona
Bologna
*Turin
Genoa

"I'll take Turin for $500, Alex..."

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TorinoGray 9 years ago

Originally Posted by travlinguy

Venice
Florence
Rome
Milan
Naples
Verona
Bologna
*Turin
Genoa

"I'll take Turin for $500, Alex..."

DING, DING, DING!! We have a winner.

We had our first date in Naples near Pompeii, we spent Christmas in Rome. We've visited Milan, Florence, and he asked me to marry him in Puglia.
And now three years later he is in the heart of South Carolina in 100+ degree temps, wondering "WTH was I thinking??"
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travlinguy

9 years ago

Okay, I've gotta go feed the alligators. But since you're a wise apple, maybe you can use this. If you're a bona fide smart ass, you've already heard it.

A woman walks into a bar with a duck under her arm.

The bartender says, "Hey, you can't bring that pig in here."

The woman says, "This ain't no pig, it's a duck."

And the bartender says... ready? "I was talking to the duck."

Budda Boom!

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Thaddaeus T. Hogg

9 years ago

I changed the title hoping to at least get a frickin' view.

Well, where I come from "frickin" is just how we say "fried chicken" and I ain't sure exactly WHY you would be wantin to see some friend chicken lessen you was hungry!

Damn baby, what's a girl gotta do to gets some feedback?

ALRIGHTY! NOW we is gettin down to the heart of the matter! Okay, well first off, the hogs need to be watered. The cows need to be milked. Oh yeah, SOMEBODY has gots to go down to the highway and fetch supper! Now I done give you your feedback so you best be gettin to work now!

I would wish you lots a luck on your interneet marketeering adventure but I really don't think you will need any luck at all. You appear to have a mighty fine talent with words and I am thankin you will go far.

You take care and have a wonderful night!

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JohnMcCabe 9 years ago

Originally Posted by lbradshaw

I need to borrow that anklet. My dog's shock collar doesn't work. Can that thing be adjusted? Is it a 'one size fits all?'

Kinky...

@TorinoGray, Now you should really feel good. You enticed old Thad down out of the holler, and he even said you could pick up dinner along the way...
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TorinoGray

9 years ago

THE Thaddaeus T. Hogg, well possum on a gumbush, I am honored. I hear there is a better chance of seeing one of them there Big foots than seeing you in these parts.

Thank you kindly for your might fine words. You're one of them wordologist, and the fact that you and all these other fine folks took time to set me on the right path means a lot.

It's time for me to stop with so much gum flapping, and get down to the nitty gritty.

Thank you all very much!

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wally247

9 years ago

Originally Posted by TorinoGray

I changed the title hoping to at least get a frickin' view. Damn baby, what's a girl gotta do to gets some feedback?

I am searching high and low for my "niche" in this big world of IM.
I enjoy writing humorous copy, the snippier the better. (I have a sharp tongued wit) I've written some small scripts for a friend to use for various purposes. My friend is having a surprise birthday party with a Royal theme (A Jubliee). I wrote a silly script for someone impersonating the Queen of England to record. I email friends sarcastic emails on the Groupon of the day. The point is... I love doing stuff like this!

What can I do with this?

Check out The Oatmeal

That guy runs a really funny site that's totally original, sarcastic and great.

He also gets 5 MILLION UNIQUE VIEWS A MONTH.

So hopefully that will give you an idea or 2

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