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Okay, it is that time again! In the interest of full disclosure I need to say that I AM Thaddaeus T. Hogg and Thaddaeus T Hogg is ME!!!

See, there are several reasons I have to make this confession at least once a year. Firstly, I want everyone to know that I am not trying to pull something over someone. It is all in fun and for entertainment. People are drawn to Thad's sense of humor and if it can lighten just one person's day then it is worth it!

The other reason is because of some of the comments and private messages I receive. So, I want to take this opportunity to answer some of those folks. I have summed up some of the similar questions and comments into one to make it easier to answer.

1. Your grammar and spelling aren't very good and you won't make it in internet marketing!

That is true in MOST cases! If you want to be professional, you need to look professional and that means your speech, writing, dress, etc; however, Thad is NOT trying to be professional. Thad is a "hillbillyish" character and he has a role to play. If done properly the bad grammar and spelling can enhance the character and make it more real.

2. It is not very nice to make fun of hillbillies!

It is never nice to poke fun at other people. With Thad I am actually poking fun at myself. Generations of relatives on my dad's side of the family are from Cumberland, Kentucky. Their later generations are from Tennessee and Texas. That pretty much makes me a red-necked hillbilly and I am proud of it!

3. Where did you get the idea for the character of Thaddaeus T Hogg?

The idea for Thad came from one of my favorite comdedians, Jerry Clower. He was a southern boy from Mississippi and I LOVED his humor. The folks at Stumpwoody Holler are somewhat based on Clower's Ledbetter family. Thad is probably close to the Marcell Ledbetter family! If you have the opportunity to get any of Jerry Clower's material I would strongly suggest you do so. It is very funny stuff!

4. Can a person really make money with characters like Thad?

ABSOLUTELY! I really haven't tried to monetize Thad but there are many different directions you can go with something like that. People love to laugh; especially, in times like these! I can't even begin to list the ways that Thad could be monetized. Thus far, I have just chosen not to do it!

5. What are your plans for Thad?

Short-term I plan to just keep doing what I am doing. Long-term, I would like to set up a whole community that surrounds Thad and Stumpwoody Holler. I would love to take it in the same direction as Garrison Keillor and Lake Woebegone days.

6. Why is Thad so popular?

Thad is popular for several reasons. He is funny. He is simple. He doesn't attack you. He has a roundabout way of saying things that people understand. He is honest. He has integrity. Basically, he is the kind of guy that people can relate to.

Look back at those reasons why Thad is popular and put those in perspective with internet marketing. If you will brand yourself with those qualities you will be able to go far in your online endeavors. Heck, you will be able to go far in LIFE!!!

7. Isn't it illegal to have multiple identities in the Warrior Forum?

I don't know if it is illegal or not but Thad is an open secret. Most of the people in the Warrior Forum KNOW that I am Thad.I think the key to having more than one ID in here is INTENTION! WHY do you have more than one? A lot of people create multiple IDs for nefarious reasons but that is not what Thad is all about! I guess the proper creed to follow is, "Do no harm!"

8. Doesn't it get confusing posting under two IDs?

If you only knew!!! I will post something for Thad and it will be under my own name. Then I have to rush back and delete it before someone sees it. I have gotten several PMs where someone said, "Hey, I say you changed the ID on your post. I just wanted to let you know that you can get in trouble with the mods if you are caught!" I appreciate them looking out for me!

9. Where is Stumpwoody Holler?

Stumpwoody Holler is in the best place in can be... in your mind! In marketing, if you can get into your audience's mind and get them imagining what you want them to see, you have created a very powerful tool. I want people seeing the holler as THEY want to see it. There is no way I could make it any better than that!

10. Is Thad real?

Let me take this last question as an opportunity to give you some marketing advice. I have touched on this in the last question but I want to reiterate!

Thad is as real as a person will let him be. As I said before, I WANT people to form their own ideas about who and what Thad is. Their mind can give him a life that I never would be able to.

In marketing, you need to develop the skills to plant the image in someone's mind that you want them to have. You don't have to do more than that. They will enhance that image. They will "evolve" that image. They will take possession of it. What will they base it on? Several things but most importantly... YOU!

If they see you as spammy, dishonest, shysterly or they see you negatively in any way, they will see your product or service the same way. Your product or service will be judged with the same barometer as they judge you.You are selling yourself just a much as you are selling any product or service.

I guess we could sum it up by calling it "character" and you either have it or you don't! If you don't I suggest you get it. If you have it I suggest you enhance it.

Thaddaeus T Hogg has character and people like him. They would love to mosey on over to his shack and have a steaming bowl of Porcupine Stew followed up with a heaping plate of elephant fritters! Now, when you can make people like THAT you know you have something going for you!

I hope this has helped you in some small way. You take care and have a great whatever it is wherever you are!
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    Oooh, I'm very relieved to see that this post about my favorite Warrior is only his annual "brief exposure", and not anything unpleasant like a retirement announcement (I did wince a little, seeing the title, just in case ... ).

    Come back soon, ol' Thad, y'hear? Yessir ...
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  • Profile picture of the author Joseph Robinson
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    WHAT THE ACTUAL @&$;(&@);:!!!!!!

    I've been lied to. Swindled. Bamboozled. Led right to the cliff and just PUSHED over. You are trying to tell me the Warrior I idolize the most isn't real?

    Sobs

    I trusted you Thad.
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    • Profile picture of the author Dan C. Rinnert
      Wait a minute... Thad just sold me ten acres of land in Stumpwoody Holler! Now you're telling me it ain't even real?
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      • Profile picture of the author VanessaB
        Originally Posted by Dan C. Rinnert View Post

        Wait a minute... Thad just sold me ten acres of land in Stumpwoody Holler! Now you're telling me it ain't even real?
        Dan, I have a swamp in Florida you'd just love and it even comes with a free bonus bridge.
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    3. HAAWWW! Nuff said
    I'm part red nekked too! :p
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    • Profile picture of the author Joseph Robinson
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      Originally Posted by TorinoGray View Post

      3. HAAWWW! Nuff said
      I'm part red nekked too! :p
      Read #7 please.
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      • Profile picture of the author TorinoGray
        Originally Posted by Joe Robinson View Post


        Don't worry hun, all of my personalities are under one ID. :p
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        • Profile picture of the author Joseph Robinson
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          Originally Posted by TorinoGray View Post

          Don't worry hun, all of my personalities are under one ID. :p
          *Facepalm* Sorry to hijack your thread for a minute Chris.

          Torino, click and read the post. It's called Stupid Forum Tricks, and you just did #7. It inconveniences people.

          "The more you know"

          Originally Posted by JaRyCu View Post

          And I've been wondering who Thad really was...in the back of my head, I thought it was Joe "The Almighty' Robinson just talking in his natural voice.
          .
          Bostonian here, I could never pull off the way these Southerners talk, or have Thad's personality. I tried to hire him once, I ended up with a curse. We don't like to talk about it.
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          • Profile picture of the author TorinoGray
            Originally Posted by Joe Robinson View Post

            *Facepalm* Sorry to hijack your thread for a minute Chris.

            Torino, click and read the post. It's called Stupid Forum Tricks, and you just did #7. It inconveniences people.

            "The more you know".
            *FACEPALM* got it!
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            • Profile picture of the author Dean Thompson
              I feel a little bit out of the loop but just wanted to say - brilliant.

              Another J.K. Rowling?
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              • Profile picture of the author tpw
                Originally Posted by Dean Thompson View Post

                I feel a little bit out of the loop but just wanted to say - brilliant.

                Another J.K. Rowling?

                J.K. Rowling? LOL

                Her characters are brilliant!

                Sutton's characters are just hillbillies... :p


                says the Okie Redneck...
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                • Profile picture of the author Kay King
                  If you have the opportunity to get any of Jerry Clower's material I would strongly suggest you do so. It is very funny stuff!
                  I hadn't thought of him in years - used to love material!

                  In my mind, I've always pictured Thaddeus as an upscale hillbilly - one who fastens both suspenders on his overalls.
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        Originally Posted by TorinoGray View Post

        3. HAAWWW! Nuff said
        I'm part red nekked too! :p
        Nekkid (proper spelling) implies that you are naked with a purpose. I think you just took this whole thread to a new dimension.

        And I've been wondering who Thad really was...in the back of my head, I thought it was Joe "The Almighty' Robinson just talking in his natural voice.

        -- j

        PS: I grew up listening to tapes of Jerry Clower...I shed a tear or two the day I found out that he died.
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        • Profile picture of the author Dan C. Rinnert
          Originally Posted by JaRyCu View Post

          And I've been wondering who Thad really was...in the back of my head, I thought it was Joe "The Almighty' Robinson just talking in his natural voice.
          I think Joe Robinson is a creation of Thad.

          Chris created Thad. Thad created Joe. Joe created Po. Po created, well, we best not mention that here.
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          • Profile picture of the author Joseph Robinson
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            Originally Posted by Dan C. Rinnert View Post

            I think Joe Robinson is a creation of Thad.

            Chris created Thad. Thad created Joe. Joe created Po. Po created, well, we best not mention that here.
            Oh how deep the rabbit hole goes...
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          • Profile picture of the author Thaddaeus T. Hogg
            In my mind, I've always pictured Thaddeus as an upscale hillbilly - one who fastens both suspenders on his overalls.
            Yeah but that is when I ain't runnin around buck nekkid which is most of the time!
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              Originally Posted by Thaddaeus T. Hogg View Post

              Yeah but that is when I ain't runnin around buck nekkid which is most of the time!


              Hmmmmmm.....Tina didn't mention that part about last night!
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        • Profile picture of the author Don Schenk
          Originally Posted by JaRyCu View Post

          Nekkid (proper spelling) implies that you are naked with a purpose. I think you just took this whole thread to a new dimension.

          And I've been wondering who Thad really was...in the back of my head, I thought it was Joe "The Almighty' Robinson just talking in his natural voice.

          -- j

          PS: I grew up listening to tapes of Jerry Clower...I shed a tear or two the day I found out that he died.

          Hmm - I also thought Thad was Joe!

          Oh wait, maybe there are two Thaddaeuses. (Man that plural is difficult to pronounce.)

          :-Don
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          • Profile picture of the author Joseph Robinson
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            Originally Posted by Don Schenk View Post

            Hmm - I also thought Thad was Joe!

            Oh wait, maybe there are two Thaddaeuses. (Man that plural is difficult to pronounce.)

            :-Don
            I don't know if I'm flattered to be compared with Thad or a little insulted at being insinuated as a Hillbilly .
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            Originally Posted by Don Schenk View Post

            Hmm - I also thought Thad was Joe!

            Oh wait, maybe there are two Thaddaei. (Man that plural is difficult to pronounce.)

            :-Don
            Fixed that for you
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            • Profile picture of the author Joseph Robinson
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              Originally Posted by cjreynolds View Post

              Fixed that for you
              I just got him off my back for this. Why did you have to bring it back up?!
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              • Profile picture of the author Thaddaeus T. Hogg
                Originally Posted by Joe Robinson View Post

                I just got him off my back for this. Why did you have to bring it back up?!
                Dadgumit all to perdition! Is that there Joe out there trying to impersonate me again! I done had four womenfolks tell me that they had swapped tabacky with Joe because he went and told them he was me. When they found out he wasn't, they looked me up and complained to high heaven about that boy!

                Joe, quit usin my name to get the womenfolks!!! My name is like an afrodaisyac to the folks of the female persuasion and they all want to be havin my kids. What they don't know is that I ain't got no kids so I can't give them nothin I don't have!

                Anyhow, if you is still wonderin, I STILL don't like the person what was the dadgum reason for this whole conversation and, NO, he/she ain't posted in here! I LOVE all you folks what posted in here and I am gonna have you over for some mighty fine fixins at some point in the future!

                I DO need to be warnin you womenfolks though. Ole Thad ain't no harlot so you had best keep your hands to yourself till I knowed you better... about an hour will do just fine!
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    What does Thad have to say about this?
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  • Profile picture of the author cashcow
    Not real??? Why I was drinking some of his moonshine with him just last night and he sure seemed real. Yessireee.
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    • Profile picture of the author Lance K
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  • Profile picture of the author azmanar
    Hi,

    Been enjoying Thad character in WF and really appreciate the light moments brought by him.

    Grew up with Beverly Hills Hillbillies, an extremely funny comedy series.
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  • Profile picture of the author DianaHeuser
    It took me about 4 months to work out that Chris and Thad were the same person. I eventually asked John McCabe and he confirmed it.

    I must admit though, Thad is definitely more fun than Chris.

    Oops. Sorry Chris. I forgot you were in here too.

    Di
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  • Profile picture of the author Thaddaeus T. Hogg
    And I've been wondering who Thad really was...in the back of my head, I thought it was Joe "The Almighty' Robinson just talking in his natural voice.
    OH PULEEEEEEEEEEEESE!!!
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    • Profile picture of the author Joseph Robinson
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      Originally Posted by Thaddaeus T. Hogg View Post

      OH PULEEEEEEEEEEEESE!!!
      Nobody wants to hear it. YOU AREN'T REAL.
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      • Profile picture of the author sbucciarel
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        Originally Posted by Joe Robinson View Post

        Nobody wants to hear it. YOU AREN'T REAL.
        Yeah ... like that's relevant coming from Mr. "I change my avatar more often than my underwear."
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        • Profile picture of the author Thaddaeus T. Hogg
          Originally Posted by sbucciarel View Post

          Yeah ... like that's relevant coming from Mr. "I change my avatar more often than my underwear."
          He changes his avatar a bunch more times than once a year!!!
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          • Profile picture of the author Joseph Robinson
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            Originally Posted by Thaddaeus T. Hogg View Post

            He changes his avatar a bunch more times than once a year!!!
            I'll have you know that I change my underwear on every odd numbered birthday I have.
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            • Profile picture of the author Dan C. Rinnert
              Originally Posted by Joe Robinson View Post

              I'll have you know that I change my underwear on every odd numbered birthday I have.
              Bummer for the people around you that you were born on Leap Day.
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              • Profile picture of the author Tina Golden
                Originally Posted by sbucciarel View Post

                I don't really smoke cigars or have a tattoo ...
                Originally Posted by fin View Post

                I don't really wear 3D cinema glasses.
                Since we're making confessions, I'm not really a slightly overweight, 46-year old grandmother...

                Oh, wait...

                Nuts.
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    I don't really smoke cigars or have a tattoo ...
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    Not real. Not surprised. None of you are real. Really.
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    • Profile picture of the author tpw
      Originally Posted by prroger View Post

      Not real. Not surprised. None of you are real. Really.

      Ghosts -- one and all. Especially that Joe guy.
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        Originally Posted by tpw View Post

        Ghosts -- one and all. Especially that Joe guy.
        I'm not that white.
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        • Profile picture of the author tpw
          Originally Posted by tpw View Post

          Ghosts -- one and all. Especially that Joe guy.
          Originally Posted by Joe Robinson View Post

          I'm not that white.

          I wasn't talking about you being white.

          I was talking about how I can see right through you.

          :p
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          • Profile picture of the author Joseph Robinson
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            Originally Posted by tpw View Post

            I wasn't talking about you being white.

            I was talking about how I can see right through you.

            :p
            Well, I guess I better come clean before you tell everyone else.

            I'm not Joe. I'm a woman. My name is Josephine.
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    Originally Posted by Chris W. Sutton View Post

    Okay, it is that time again! In the interest of full disclosure I need to say that I AM Thaddaeus T. Hogg and Thaddaeus T Hogg is ME!!!
    What the....???????

    That's not what Thad said last night when he and I were, uh... we were... well, um.

    *blush*

    Oh dear.
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    • Profile picture of the author Thaddaeus T. Hogg
      Originally Posted by R Hagel View Post

      What the....???????

      That's not what Thad said last night when he and I were, uh... we were... well, um.

      :blush:

      Oh dear.
      Come on Becky, you can say it... WE WAS SWAPPIN TABACKY! There now, that tweren't so hard to say was it?

      BTW Ms. Hagel, does the words "Skype ID" mean a dadburn thang to you???
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    So, Thaddaeus, the best alter ego name you could come up with is Chris W. Sutton?

    .
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    • Profile picture of the author Thaddaeus T. Hogg
      Originally Posted by kindsvater View Post

      So, Thaddaeus, the best alter ego name you could come up with is Chris W. Sutton?

      .
      Well, I was gonna use "Brian Kidsvater" but dadgumit, that one was already taken!
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    dear thad I didn't enjoy your comments in the are you a spammer thread I'm not sure what that means in light of twf but I thot you were lighting up lives????? Anywho nice to meet you. *-)
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    • Profile picture of the author Thaddaeus T. Hogg
      I'm not sure what that means in light of twf but I thot you were lighting up lives?????
      Howdy Clare... okay you is gonna have to explain that comment to ME cause I ain't sure what you is askin! What is TWF and what is lighting up lives?
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      • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
        Thad,

        I don't care what anybody says about you! You are my hero!

        Why, if it weren't for you, I'd never have seen me a unicorn!

        Terra
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        • Profile picture of the author Thaddaeus T. Hogg
          Why, if it weren't for you, I'd never have seen me a unicorn!
          Yep, I told you that there shine would work wonders!

          Heck, after a while you start seein purple turtles and polkie dotted oinkers!
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          • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
            Originally Posted by Thaddaeus T. Hogg View Post

            Yep, I told you that there shine would work wonders!
            Oh yeah!

            Pardon my lack of manners before, but thanks you for that!

            Best Lightening I ever had, got to see me a unicorn and Sasquatch all in one rendezvous!

            Some popular lady singer says she ain't no holler back girl, but I sure am for the holler back, the back of the holler and coming back to the holler!

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            • Profile picture of the author Thaddaeus T. Hogg
              got to see me a unicorn and Sasquatch all in one rendezvous!
              Ummm, Miss Terra... ummm... I knowed you was drunk and all that but... ummm... you see, what I mean is that... err... you know... what you THOUGHT was a unicorn and Sasquatch? Well, you see... what I mean to say is that what you REALLY saw was me when I gots nekkid and went skinny dippin!!!
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              • Profile picture of the author Thaddaeus T. Hogg
                Originally Posted by Thaddaeus T. Hogg View Post

                Now I'm definitely insulted .
                I knowed it's a little late to say so but I have told you and told you that you need to use birth control!
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                • Profile picture of the author Joseph Robinson
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                  Originally Posted by Thaddaeus T. Hogg View Post

                  I knowed it's a little late to say so but I have told you and told you that you need to use birth control!
                  If only the Holler had an adequately stocked drug store! Not a good place for us Yankees...
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              • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
                Originally Posted by Thaddaeus T. Hogg View Post

                Ummm, Miss Terra... ummm... I knowed you was drunk and all that but... ummm... you see, what I mean is that... err... you know... what you THOUGHT was a unicorn and Sasquatch? Well, you see... what I mean to say is that what you REALLY saw was me when I gots nekkid and went skinny dippin!!!
                Splorf!!

                Maybe you snuck and ate some of them there strange mushrooms we found growing in the back of the holler and just thought you went skinny dippin cuz what I saw frolikin in the water wasn't skinny or nekkid. It was ole Sasquatch ridin a unicorn, I tell ya! And Sasquatch ain't skinny, well maybe he was nekkid though, if his fur don't count as britches and a shirt and socks.

                Terra
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            Originally Posted by Thaddaeus T. Hogg View Post

            Yep, I told you that there shine would work wonders!

            Heck, after a while you start seein purple turtles and polkie dotted oinkers!
            This is the type of person you guys thought I was? Now I'm definitely insulted .
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    • Profile picture of the author tpw
      Originally Posted by Thaddaeus T. Hogg View Post

      Originally Posted by NiallR View Post

      Don't pee in the pool and then complain when the pool staff kick you out :-)
      Why, any folks with any common sense knows enough to get out of the pool and pee on the cement! I guess some folks was raised in a barn!


      Originally Posted by Chris W. Sutton View Post

      People are drawn to Thad's sense of humor and if it can lighten just one person's day then it is worth it!
      Originally Posted by Claire Koch View Post

      dear thad I didn't enjoy your comments in the are you a spammer thread I'm not sure what that means in light of twf but I thot you were lighting up lives????? *-)

      Thad's sense of humor LIT ME UP in that post...

      Didn't you find it funny?
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        Originally Posted by tpw View Post

        Thad's sense of humor LIT ME UP in that post...

        Didn't you find it funny?
        Yeah ... I was wondering why your avatar became too tanned lately.
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    Hi,

    Confessions thread ?!! And those confessions can be real or unreal, also.

    No matter, I enjoy the time with forumers in here, real characters or not.
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