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MommyEnterprises

18 years ago

I am amused with some of the unsubscribe messages I receive as well. That one is pretty good!

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Daniel Molano

18 years ago

Originally Posted by Bearded

I just had someone unsub from my list. (this is my IM list)

Here's the reason he gave:

"dont need it anymore i won the F$%KING lotto"

Seriously. Best unsub ever.

Joe

Interesting potential costumer if he stays subscribed though! LOL

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fredhopkins

18 years ago

Originally Posted by Bearded

I just had someone unsub from my list. (this is my IM list)

Here's the reason he gave:

"dont need it anymore i won the F$%KING lotto"

Seriously. Best unsub ever.

Joe

Maybe they can be an investor for your business, LOL! (just kidding, of course)

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sparrow

18 years ago

The unsubscibe reasons do get amusing sometimes

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xmx

18 years ago

That's the funniest I have ever heard of...

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valerieSONORA

18 years ago

That's a good one.

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Steven Fullman

18 years ago

My favourite...

"I never realized you were A MAN. Sorry, but it just doesn't feel right."

...from a gardening niche I used to operate in.

Thing is, I used my REAL name...AND a photo of a MALE gardener twice in the sales copy (...I don't look much like a gardener, so I used a fake photo!)

I even addressed my autoresponder series using my real name,...and got the unsub about 3 whole weeks into the series

I still laugh about it now.

See for yourself...the site no longer exists, so here's the Wayback Machine version...

Hydroponics Garden - Growing Without Soil - Hydroponics Garden - Growing Without Soil

(This was a PLR offering from Paul Kleinmeulman, which I changed slightly...it was a pretty good earner at the time)

Steve

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markaustin 18 years ago

Originally Posted by Steven Fullman

"I never realized you were A MAN. Sorry, but it just doesn't feel right."

That's hilarious!
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- Michael Mason 18 years ago
  
  Both of these unsubs are funny. Do you think he really won the lottery?
  
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  mdunn123 18 years ago
  
  hmmmm....
  
  I wonder if he really did win the lotto
  
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  Ernie Lo 18 years ago
  
  haha that is the best one I've seen.
  
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  Anthony J Namata 18 years ago
  
  Ha ha, that's amazing. Chances are they're bluffing though. Best I've heard in a long time nonetheless. Lol
  
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  Lloyd Buchinski 18 years ago
  
  Ok, now you need to email back really quickly and ask if you can borrow some money.
  
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  JayXtreme 18 years ago
  
  LOL.... classic..
  
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Jose Delgado

18 years ago

Originally Posted by Steven Fullman

My favourite...

"I never realized you were A MAN. Sorry, but it just doesn't feel right."

...from a gardening niche I used to operate in.

Thing is, I used my REAL name...AND a photo of a MALE gardener twice in the sales copy (...I don't look much like a gardener, so I used a fake photo!)

I even addressed my autoresponder series using my real name,...and got the unsub about 3 whole weeks into the series

I still laugh about it now.

See for yourself...the site no longer exists, so here's the Wayback Machine version...

Hydroponics Garden - Growing Without Soil - Hydroponics Garden - Growing Without Soil

(This was a PLR offering from Paul Kleinmeulman, which I changed slightly...it was a pretty good earner at the time)

Steve

Lol. Steven, you should have stuck to that fake picture, you wouldn't scare so many customers and warriors anymore.

and Bearded, email him back and ask how much he won. That is funny.

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Daniel Flower 18 years ago

Brilliant - thanks for making me smile

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- Peggy Baron 18 years ago
  
  Hey Daniel,
  
  That's one unsub you just can't take personally, can you?!
  
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  CIIC 18 years ago
  
  Now, what would really be funny is if it was a WSO and someone unsubcribed to Bearded with the "I never realized you were a man" excuse.
  
  Actually, there's a good niche target audience right there. Bearded women!
  
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Steven Fullman

18 years ago

Originally Posted by Jose Delgado

Lol. Steven, you should have stuck to that fake picture, you wouldn't scare so many customers and warriors anymore.

...not a bad strategy...

Ditch the face. I like it.

Cheers, Jose

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Jose Delgado 18 years ago

Originally Posted by Steven Fullman

...not a bad strategy...

Ditch the face. I like it.

Cheers, Jose

Definitely not bad at all.

I recommend you use either a Tiger or a monkey

Those 2 work like a charm.

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- Steven Fullman 18 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Jose Delgado
  
  Definitely not bad at all.
  
  I recommend you use either a Tiger or a monkey
  
  Those 2 work like a charm.
  
  :p
  
  ...or a guinea pig...
  
  That one works the best.
  
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  Jose Delgado 18 years ago
  
  Yeah, after posting my last post...
  
  I thought about guinea pigs...
  
  It sure works.
  
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  CIIC 18 years ago
  
  Maybe he won the Nigerian lottery.
  
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  Sirius Lin 18 years ago
  
  You're right, that is a funny unsub. I still wonder why people bother to write why they unsub from a list, though. If I unsub I just get it over with!
  
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  Deric Yin 18 years ago
  
  I am in the dating niche, and the best one I've got was...
  
  "My husband subscribed to this, and he deserves a kick in his balls"
  
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  AndrewCavanagh 18 years ago
  
  I've won the lottery hundreds of times!
  
  Every week I get notifications by email...sometimes every day....so many winning notifications I don't even have the time to answer them all!
  
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graphicsgenie

18 years ago

Originally Posted by Jose Delgado

and Bearded, email him back and ask how much he won. That is funny.

WARNING! If you email him back after he unsubscribed surely you will be spamming him, he may use his 'now vastly increased resources' to bring you down! BE CAREFUL

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Jose Delgado

18 years ago

Originally Posted by graphicsgenie

WARNING! If you email him back after he unsubscribed surely you will be spamming him, he may use his 'now vastly increased resources' to bring you down! BE CAREFUL

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Yeah that is a good point Darren.

I guess we'll never know how many millions he won.

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Steven Fullman

18 years ago

Originally Posted by graphicsgenie

WARNING! If you email him back after he unsubscribed surely you will be spamming him, he may use his 'now vastly increased resources' to bring you down! BE CAREFUL

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Sheeit! I was just about to, too!

A week on Tuesday, you say...

Steve

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Jelasco

18 years ago

Originally Posted by graphicsgenie

WARNING! If you email him back after he unsubscribed surely you will be spamming him
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Nope, but a common misconception.

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k0zm0zs0ul

18 years ago

lmao...too funny!

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alexanderberson

18 years ago

LOL too funny!

I wish someone would give us list of 10 best unsubscribe lists of msg's

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Bearded

18 years ago

Wow. This thread really took off.

I didn't mail him back. I'm sure he's to busy counting his money. lol.

I worked in Human Resources a long time ago and had someone quit because she had won the lottery.

She had won $8000.

Nope, that is not a typo. She quit her job because she had won eight thousand dollars.

*shaking head*

Life changing money, right? Ridiculous. And i'm sure it was like a buck fifty after taxes.

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Shannon Herod 18 years ago

I do not read the unsubscribe messages any more. At on time I did, but quickly realized they all said basically the same thing...

I will paraphrase a little here...

They all basically said. I am an overwhelmed newbie that is trying to learn from 200 different people and I choose to learn from someone else

or

I am an idiot and cant remember weather I stuck my head uo my own butt or someone else did so I am just going to call you a spammer even though I double opted-in and took your free gift.

That of course is paraphrased, but you get the point

"dont need it anymore i won the F$%KING lotto"

That is good though.
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ShayB

18 years ago

Originally Posted by Jose Delgado

and Bearded, email him back and ask how much he won. That is funny.

I worked in Human Resources a long time ago and had someone quit because she had won the lottery.

She had won $8000.

Nope, that is not a typo. She quit her job because she had won eight thousand dollars.

*shaking head*

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Jose Delgado

18 years ago

I worked in Human Resources a long time ago and had someone quit because she had won the lottery.

She had won $8000.

Nope, that is not a typo. She quit her job because she had won eight thousand dollars.

*shaking head*

Now THAT is hilarious!!!!

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Angela V. Edwards

18 years ago

Hmmmm...I take it he's not going to work in IM anymore? :p

Originally Posted by Bearded

I just had someone unsub from my list. (this is my IM list)

Here's the reason he gave:

"dont need it anymore i won the F$%KING lotto"

Seriously. Best unsub ever.

Joe

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Khemal

18 years ago

Originally Posted by Bearded

I just had someone unsub from my list. (this is my IM list)

Here's the reason he gave:

"dont need it anymore i won the F$%KING lotto"

Seriously. Best unsub ever.

Joe

You should have offered him a 1 Million Dollar One TIme Offer!

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Bearded 18 years ago

I should really quick create a product:

"How to deal with winning the lotto:
7 techniques to make sure you're not dead broke and in debt in 5 years"

Write some good copy about how most lotto winners are worse off 5 years after they win than they were before.

Talk about a small niche though
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- Peter Helps 18 years ago
  
  That is too funny. Hopefully, he won't loose all of that money and have to come back.
  
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  Fabian Tan 18 years ago
  
  How come I don't get unsubscribes like that? LOL anyway that's a good one!
  
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  Jakehyten 18 years ago
  
  I got one that said
  
  "thanks for all your ideas!"
  
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  leekhinc 18 years ago
  
  i think i never get any unsubscribe message before, i guessed my subscribers don't really bother to write
  
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