People with glasses: the stats are in

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Here are some stats on people walking past my house wearing glasses

Sunday: 2
Monday: 1
Tuesday: 2

However, get this, yesterday and today - none !

This does not make sense.

It is completely at odds with the law of averages.

Yes - at odds.

Don't believe others who deny it.

Reminds me: last November there were 3 consecutive days of
zero figures. And this followed a summer when the average
was an amazing 1.5 per day.


Something very fishy going on here - does the word 'conspiracy'
spring to mind ?


I'd like to ask members to check for similar results -
together we can get to the bottom of this and contact the
proper authorities (FBI, Better Business Bureau, other IM
forums etc).

Harvey
#glasses #people #stats
  • Profile picture of the author Diana Lane
    The word 'conspiracy' did not immediately spring to mind. The first thought that filled the space between my ears was 'Ooh - no need to risk RSI clicking my way through to Off Topic. I'll jump on here and cadge a lift instead'
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  • Profile picture of the author Marhelper
    Originally Posted by Harvey.Segal View Post

    Here are some stats on people walking past my house wearing glasses

    Sunday: 2
    Monday: 1
    Tuesday: 2

    However, get this, yesterday and today - none !

    This does not make sense.

    It is completely at odds with the law of averages.

    Yes - at odds.

    Don't believe others who deny it.

    Reminds me: last November there were 3 consecutive days of
    zero figures. And this followed a summer when the average
    was an amazing 1.5 per day.


    Something very fishy going on here - does the word 'conspiracy'
    spring to mind ?


    I'd like to ask members to check for similar results -
    together we can get to the bottom of this and contact the
    proper authorities (FBI, Better Business Bureau, other IM
    forums etc).

    Harvey
    It is posts like this that keep me coming back ... Uh, then again ... maybe not!
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  • Profile picture of the author Lloyd Buchinski
    That was funny. It really does remind me of the complaints about
    "something wrong with clickbank, my sales are down."

    It also reminds me about a comment I saw about an old age home.
    The room everybody on the ground floor wanted was one that
    looked out at a bus stop, where there was at least a little movement
    and people to watch. How old are you and where do you run your
    internet empire from?

    One of my excuses for doing things is: "Bored, lonely, absolutely
    nothing better to do, thought I'd try work," or whatever. But it sounds
    like one of us has hit a new absolute rock bottom low and you've out
    done me.

    best wishes, lloyd
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  • Profile picture of the author Adam Jetson
    lol Harvey,

    The power of assumption is why I rarely read (let alone post) in public forums
    (and may they be a safer place for it ).

    Thank god one can always [click]bank on guys like yourself to provide
    a fun perspective

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  • Profile picture of the author Michael Mayo
    Originally Posted by Harvey.Segal View Post

    Here are some stats on people walking past my house wearing glasses

    Sunday: 2
    Monday: 1
    Tuesday: 2

    However, get this, yesterday and today - none !

    This does not make sense.

    It is completely at odds with the law of averages.

    Yes - at odds.

    Don't believe others who deny it.

    Reminds me: last November there were 3 consecutive days of
    zero figures. And this followed a summer when the average
    was an amazing 1.5 per day.


    Something very fishy going on here - does the word 'conspiracy'
    spring to mind ?


    I'd like to ask members to check for similar results -
    together we can get to the bottom of this and contact the
    proper authorities (FBI, Better Business Bureau, other IM
    forums etc).

    Harvey
    Hi Harvey,

    You wouldn't happen to live close to Cickbank would you?
    That could explain it! It seems they loose affiliates commissions every
    now and a gain. Maybe you're seeing people looking for their lost sales.:rolleyes:

    You may be on to something Big!

    I keep my eyes open.
    ~Michael
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  • Profile picture of the author adam123
    That's cool You've got the point
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    • Profile picture of the author Harvey Segal
      Originally Posted by Lloyd Buchinski View Post

      That was funny. It really does remind me of the complaints about
      "something wrong with clickbank today, my sales are down."
      My goodness - that never occurred to me.

      But now you mention it - yes, there does seem a resemblance.

      Harvey
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  • Profile picture of the author Willie Crawford
    That IS very strange Harvey, but even stranger
    that I get the same numbers when watching people
    walk past my house.

    I also kept notes on highway accidents in my
    area, and every time that I passed one there was
    a police out directing traffic. There was also often
    an ambulance. So, I think that the police and
    ambulance companies also have some type of
    conspiracy going.

    Can't trust anyone these days can you?

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      I have been keeping stats on people walking with contact lenses. Very difficult when the police comes and arrests you for assault.
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    • Profile picture of the author Thomas
      Originally Posted by Willie Crawford View Post

      I also kept notes on highway accidents in my
      area, and every time that I passed one there was a police out directing traffic. There was also often an ambulance. So, I think that the police and
      ambulance companies also have some type of conspiracy going.
      Glad to see I'm not the only one suspicious about how cops always seem to be at the scenes of accidents.

      Equally suspicious is the fact that "innocent bystanders" always seem to be involved in crime.

      You really have to wonder what's going on...
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      • Profile picture of the author Harvey Segal
        Originally Posted by Thomas View Post

        Equally suspicious is the fact that "innocent bystanders" always seem to be involved in crime.
        A similar situation to poor old Bill Stickers who is always being prosecuted.
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  • Profile picture of the author Trader54
    Very strange indeed.

    Does rule #1 apply here?

    I won't believe this until you release the videos.
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  • Profile picture of the author LB
    Harvey, I suspect someone is hijacking glasses. Or perhaps there is an intentional failure to credit the actual glasses wearers.

    I know that must be it because even though I only see glasses once a month there just HAS to be a reason I'm not a millionaire yet...and it can't be me.
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  • Profile picture of the author jacktackett
    Damn - you caught me - I've been stuffing them with cookies and taking their glasses. Guess I knew it was inevitable that someone would find me out....


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  • Profile picture of the author Trader54
    Same happening here now to, more people then ever walking by my window today and no one wear glasses. Something is up.

    Maybe its the window, going to try a different window and report back.
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    • Profile picture of the author Martin Luxton
      Harvey,

      The problem is you are tracking people 'walking' past.

      In winter people usually run past because it's freezing cold and raining. On top of that some people take their glasses off when it's pissing down.

      Please count again using the following categories

      People walking
      People jogging
      People running
      People walking in the rain
      People jogging in the rain
      People running in the rain
      People walking wearing glasses
      People jogging wearing glasses
      People running wearing glasses
      People walking in the rain wearing glasses
      People jogging in the rain wearing glasses
      People running in the rain wearing glasses
      People walking in the rain face covered by umbrella
      People jogging in the rain face covered by umbrella
      People running in the rain face covered by umbrella
      People walking in the rain holding small glass object in hand
      People jogging in the rain holding small glass object in hand
      People running in the rain holding small glass object in hand

      You really should be more scientific or you'll never get the Nobel Prize for Internet Marketing.

      Martin
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    • Profile picture of the author Harvey Segal
      Originally Posted by Trader54 View Post

      Maybe its the window, going to try a different window and report back.
      That could be the answer.

      There's a similar theory about ClickBank with reports that
      as soon as you change your account the sales immediately
      and mysteriously restart.
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  • Profile picture of the author Anna Johnson
    Here's another explanation.

    I admit it's from left-field and maybe a little far-fetched, but there may be some truth in it.

    Here goes: people with glasses don't always wear their glasses... and people who don't usually wear glasses sometimes wear glasses.

    I bet you are wondering how I got my hands on this hot tip. Well, okay, I'm going to admit something here: I wear glasses when I go to the movies.

    I don't know how many of us there are, and I swear it's not a cult, but this may be another factor to consider...
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  • Profile picture of the author garyv
    I recently moved to a more popular neighborhood - hundreds of people cross in front of my window on a daily basis. I put up a sign that says you can't cross in front of my window without glasses on. Then I've paid a guy a commission to stand in front of my house and give out glasses before they cross in front of my window. Most of the time I see hundreds of people daily cross in front of my window w/ glasses on. But there are days when not one person crosses in front of my window.

    Now my question is - Is the person I'm paying commission to on vacation or sick? Or is everyone else in my neighborhood on vacation or sick? And if the person I'm paying commission to is sometimes sick, maybe he should use some of the commission I pay him to hire a temp when he's sick.

    Ok - I know that sounded overly complicated. But not every situation can be so simple
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  • Profile picture of the author valerieSONORA
    Maybe 10 people with glasses walked by your house while you were in the bathroom.
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  • Profile picture of the author jasonl70
    but how about this:

    for 300 days in a row, 10 people a day walked by my window wearing glasses, with a standard deviation of 2.

    then all of a sudden for the past 20 days, 1.5 people a day on average walked by my window.

    That's what's known in stats as an outlier - something way outside the bounds of randomness, and hence attributable to some outside influence.

    Maybe there was an eye doctor next door who just closed shop, maybe there was a crazy deal on laser surgery - the point is that it is not random chance.
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    • Profile picture of the author ThomM
      However, get this, yesterday and today - none !
      That's because it takes them two days to find their glasses that they set down. They'll be back tomorrow.
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  • Profile picture of the author garyv
    Ok - I was searching on youtube for the famous "I can't see without my glasses" scene from Scooby Doo, but I couldn't find it. I did find this hillarious glasses commercial however - sorry for the off topic post but I had to:

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  • Profile picture of the author Lynette Crase
    Prescription glasses or sunglasses?

    Because if it is sunglasses that might account for
    the amazing 1.5 per day in summer
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  • Profile picture of the author Wayne
    I got so paranoid with all of the people checking me for glasses, that I very rarely
    go out at all anymore. They wanted to take my glasses, thought something was wrong
    that I had glasses every day and they never had any glasses. They thought my glasses
    should belong to them.
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  • Profile picture of the author pearsonbrown
    Harvey, I think your whole approach is very short-sighted.

    Pearson
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    • Profile picture of the author oneempowered
      Originally Posted by pearsonbrown View Post

      Harvey, I think your whole approach is very short-sighted.

      Pearson
      Or far-sighted.


      Harvey,
      Try looking out your door instead of Windows ... Microsoft and CB might be in cahoots.
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      • Profile picture of the author Harvey Segal
        Originally Posted by pearsonbrown View Post

        Harvey, I think your whole approach is very short-sighted.
        Originally Posted by oneempowered View Post

        Or far-sighted.
        Well we just don't see eye to eye on this.


        Originally Posted by oneempowered View Post

        Microsoft and CB might be in cahoots.
        I'm sure CB was in Boise, Idaho last time I checked.


        Harvey
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  • Profile picture of the author pearsonbrown
    In fact, Harvey is just making a spectacle of himself.
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  • Profile picture of the author milan
    Harvey, yes, many many people jump in and tell the difference between 1-2 and 0 people passing by (100% lol) is something huge. That's just the nature of a public forum. But there are also people who know better than that and they report issues as well.
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  • Profile picture of the author jlandells
    WHAT'S GOING ON??????

    I walked past Harvey's house AT LEAST 3 TIMES on BOTH of the days that he "claims" there was no-one! Since I wear glasses, I want to know why I wasn't credited with this???

    Harvey, just because I'm clearly stalking you, doesn't mean you can ignore my stats!!!!

    ;-)

    -John.
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    • Profile picture of the author Harvey Segal
      Originally Posted by jlandells View Post

      I walked past Harvey's house AT LEAST 3 TIMES on BOTH of the days that he "claims" there was no-one! Since I wear glasses, I want to know why I wasn't credited with this???
      Did you walk in the correct format ?

      It's left foot down, a little jump, then right foot down.
      Known as a hop link.

      Failure to observe the correct procedure
      will invalidate your stats.
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      • Profile picture of the author Dlocks
        Originally Posted by Harvey.Segal View Post

        Did you walk in the correct format ?

        It's left foot down, a little jump, then right foot down.
        Known as a hop link.

        Failure to observe the correct procedure
        will invalidate your stats.
        Is this the correct procedure?
        y outube.com/watch?v=IqhlQfXUk7w
        (copy paste and remove the space after the 'y')
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  • Profile picture of the author mike_h58
    Thanks for the warning,

    I better put my glasses on... Or better yet, shall I use GG goggles?
    Let us know... please Harvey!

    Mike
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    • Profile picture of the author jlandells
      Did you walk in the correct format ?

      It's left foot down, a little jump, then right foot down.
      Known as a hop link.

      Failure to observe the correct procedure
      will invalidate your stats.
      Yup, I did that, but there was some guy across the street stuffing chocolate chip cookies into his mouth! Could that have been the problem???
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  • Profile picture of the author Kelly Verge
    The only way to know for sure if this is a real problem is to divert half of the walkers down a different street and see if they have their glasses on then.
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  • Profile picture of the author pearsonbrown
    If the people were in shorts and boots and wearing anoraks, it could be a trekking problem.

    Pearson
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    • Profile picture of the author Thomas
      Originally Posted by pearsonbrown View Post

      If the people were in shorts and boots and wearing anoraks, it could be a trekking problem.

      Pearson
      Hee hee hee hee...
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  • Profile picture of the author webpagesrus
    This is a sure sign just how bad the economy really is, Internet Marketers, staring out the window instead of at their monitors.......
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  • Profile picture of the author JohanFourie
    Who read all the replies?
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    • Profile picture of the author Harvey Segal
      Ok folks, you might be interested in another conspiracy/scam which
      I have just unearthed

      http://www.warriorforum.com/main-int...e-warrior.html


      Harvey
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      • Profile picture of the author Mark.UK
        I wear glasses but I've never been anywhere near your house!
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      • Profile picture of the author ExRat
        Hi,

        There's actually a lot to learn from this thread.

        This is the weirdest thread ever. Even more weird than any thread in the OT. What's it about again?
        WTF is this?

        I read about 10 replies and couldn't get the point.
        Is it a full moon on Friday 13th?
        It's about making wild claims of conspiracy/theft etc based upon very little statistical evidence.
        I too have read all of the clickbank 'conspiracy' threads. As with any IM subject that gets discussed on forums, there are many crazy comments, uninformed opinions, outrageous statements etc.

        Anyone who has been around a while (and this thread contains more of those warriors than most threads recently) should know that to get to the bottom of things, you have to look past certain things to get to the meat. Certain inaccurate/misleading/bizarre aspects of an online discussion are always going to be present - it's the nature of the 'beast'.

        So is it wise to focus on these ever-present things that simply distract from the main point? Or is it wiser to ignore the noise and concentrate on the guts of the matter? It's your choice.

        I also spent a lot of time reading in forums when EPN (ebay affiliate program) completely changed it's system to an inhouse one from a 3rd party one. They introduced an inhouse (read - adsense style 'secret algorithm') quality score system that dramatically affected earnings (sometimes up, sometimes down).

        They started expiring long term affiliates and seemingly ALL of them claimed they were innocent. It became apparent in a short period that many of them were far from innocent, and in those cases EPN were simply protecting honest affiliates and themselves.

        But mystery still surrounds the EPN quality score system. Even with access to a lot of long term stats, confusion still abounds amongst honest affiliates. A sense of nervousness exists amongst honest, genuine affiliates who have piled many of their eggs in the EPN basket. What if I get expired and that month's money is clawed back and my income stream instantly disappears?

        This is a situation that many people have found themselves in (including myself) and it's not a comfortable one. You do everything by the book, but you are forced to live in a state of fear. It's not fun, but it's also a necessary part of business - a welcome kick up the rear for anyone with too many eggs in one basket, and a typical situation that occurs when the little guy works for the big guy.

        The big guy HAS to use this fear to keep his army of workers on the straight and narrow. The little guy HAS to learn to live with the 'sword of Damocles' over his head, because it's part and parcel of not being a big guy.

        I know from my studies, my contacts and my own experiences that the same situation exists for many EPN affiliates as it does for many clickbank affiliates. They start selling as an affiliate for clickbank, they enjoy it and become an expert in it. So they wisely focus their efforts on employing that expertise to leverage and multiply their income - BUT, all the time they are piling more eggs into the same basket.

        They become comfortable with the one method. The system they use becomes subconscious and happens on autopilot. If they are forced to change, it is difficult - it's like moving on from a relationship that they enjoyed - from the familiar to the unfamiliar. We all know that change is healthy and good, but it doesn't feel nice.

        I promote both programs, albeit one more than the other.

        .........

        Getting back to the 'wild claims of conspiracy/theft.'

        It's not unusual in an online marketing forum. Wild claims are made in virtually every thread. It's not like the sight of a wild claim causes one to jump to attention.

        As I read through this thread, I couldn't help but be reminded of a different type of thread subject that creates a similar scenario -

        Here's how it goes -

        a) guru launch

        b) guru associates post threads to attract attention to the launch

        c) 'little guys' post threads pointing to inconsistencies/inaccuracies/BS regarding the product and it's launch - as outlined above, often these contain conspiracy theories along with the outrageous claims and surrounding noise that always occurs

        d) guru associates 'return fire' with responses that appear to be taken from a script, using words like whiner, loser, hater etc

        e) polarisation occurs between those who see themselves as either -

        1) the little guy, or one who stands for the little guy

        2) gurus, or those who stand for them

        More often than not, the weight of opinion is in the favour of the gurus. The little guys are the ones who (generally) come and go, whereas the stalwarts in a marketing forum (generally) know where their bread is buttered.

        There are similarities here - Harvey, who I admire, has connections with clickbank and also appears to have a kind of vested interest because of his forum.

        Harvey is entitled to his opinion (and to voice it), I'm not knocking him for it, and as I mentioned above with my example re- EPN - he has a point, because many of the claims against clickbank are unfounded, outrageous and even unprofessional.

        But I would also add that if one is to view the thing sensibly (IE - ignore some of the noise and get to the meat of the issue) then it's also worth considering if there is ever smoke without fire.

        These claims have (and will) always be around when affiliates build an income on a system that is almost entirely opaque (virtually impossible to prove or disprove claims of theft/irregularities by the program from the affiliate end).

        Many of the people responding to this thread are probably just having a laugh, joining in the joke and wordplay etc. But by doing so you are also adding weight to the underlying premise insinuated in the OP - which is that the claims of any wrong-doing (or accidental tracking failure) by clickbank are entirely false and laughable.

        Bearing in mind my above example of the guru launch threads, are you all entirely comfortable with adding your voice to the crowd?

        What I am referring to by this is that regarding MANY of the guru launch threads that I have either observed or participated in, over time it has been proven that even though the little guys were bombarded with claims of being wayward conspiracy theorists, losers/haters/whiners, it actually turned out that they were right - it WAS a scam. The little guy was being lied to. The claims they had made were true. But the guru associates focussed on the noise and the more ridiculous responses, blew them out of proportion and usually pushed the threads into a situation where they HAD to be deleted. Who gains/learns from this?

        I just wonder how the respondents to this thread would feel if in time, it was shown that clickbank tracking WAS broken (for whatever reason)? And if those respondents were also little guys themselves?

        I notice that certain people, who I have no doubt have strong opinions about this subject (because they feel they have lost money because of it) are not responding here. Personally, without knowing for sure, I reckon they have not responded because they look at the replies here and they can see that so far, the weight of opinion is 100% in line with ridiculing anyone who would take the contrary position.

        That doesn't phase me. I have always spoken my mind and been honest here - regardless of the inevitable consequences.

        I think some of you are a little quick to jump on the 'ridicule bandwagon' here and aren't expressing your true feelings. As I mentioned above, I'm sure some of you never thought about it this deeply and simply saw the opportunity to have a laugh and indulge in some wordplay and laughter. I'm all for the latter, as you have probably noticed. But I also think deeply - as well as being a bit of a clown. As a marketer - it matters.

        Do you REALLY want to give the impression that you think that anyone who expresses concern that clickbank's tracking might either be unknowingly broken, or at worst knowingly broken (IE throttling commissions) deserves to be ridiculed en masse?

        Because that's what you are doing, in my opinion.

        I was always saddened by the way that bad behaviour by gurus, and the discussion of it, was always (without exception) ridiculed and quashed by those with vested interests.

        And as most of you will remember I often took a stand, against the odds, in order that at the least those discussions could take place and be thrashed out without emotions running out of control in order that we as marketers, instead of just pushing it to one side actually examined the issues and looked at it from a deeper level from both sides. Not just so that peoples' bad behaviour could be exposed, but also so that as a group, we could become better marketers.

        Shoving things under the carpet doesn't make them go away.

        EG -

        Hypothetical scenario - let's discuss whether forced continuity is a good or bad thing, whether it works, what impression it leaves on the consumer, whether it increases profits, whether those profits offset subscriber losses etc...

        Response type 1 -

        No, let's not do this, instead let's do whatever we can to destroy the discussion and get the whole thread deleted

        Response type 2 -

        Yes, let's maintain sensible reactions, thrash out the ins and outs, look at both sides and all learn something from it

        I prefer response 2, but what I nearly always got here was response 1. It saddens me, but I understand and accept it.

        What I see in THIS particular discussion is that the inevitable sheep-like responses in the original threads (IE those responses like 'clickbank are crooks - screw them') lead to threads like this that ALSO contain inevitable sheep-like responses (IE the conspiracy theory gang are at work).

        No-one wins. No-one is any wiser. The sense of fear amongst affiliates continues and is exacerbated. The little guy looks at this thread and sees a 'closed shop.' Sensible discussion is muted rather than encouraged. Great.

        It kind of mirrors many things in society and business, doesn't it? Things that are going on currently, where the little guy (the masses) are being hoodwinked with a simple case of smoke and mirrors. While the man on the street rages against his next door neighbour who happens to work at a bank, or an investment firm, the culprits are (no doubt) having discussions JUST like this where they take the p*** out of the hoardes who they have pitted against each other - so EASILY - because the hoardes blindly accept what they are told and don't stop to THINK.

        The guys at the top (our leaders) set little guy A against little guy B. They fight it out continually, while the guys at the top pour fuel on the flames. Little guys en masse shoot themselves in the foot.

        Or google adwords - little guy adwords affiliate A goes to war on little guy adwords affiliate B - raising both of their click costs in a bidding war. Google wins. In the meantime little guy C works his nuts off to find a way to get false clicks on his adsense account, hitting little guy A & B in the pocket. Google wins.

        Sigh. Do you not see the problem? How many of you here stand to be adversely affected if clickbank tracking is screwy, and how many of you stand to gain?
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    • Profile picture of the author hometutor
      I think it's important to track where these people with glasses are coming from. That way you can set up an eyeglass kiosk near where they originate. Rumors are spreading though that these glasses just seem to disappear right off people's faces

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      • Profile picture of the author Angela V. Edwards
        Originally Posted by hometutor View Post

        I think it's important to track where these people with glasses are coming from. That way you can set up an eyeglass kiosk near where they originate. Rumors are spreading though that these glasses just seem to disappear right off people's faces

        Rick
        Funny thing is, people put on my glasses and they can't see a thing. Must have something to do with the fact that I'm "as nearsighted as all get-out" according to my eye doctor.
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  • Profile picture of the author bombdiggity
    Almost everyone I know doesn't wear glasses. My parents are the only people besides myself. More and more people are just wearing contacts and getting laser eye surgery these days.
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  • Profile picture of the author valerieSONORA
    This is the weirdest thread ever. Even more weird than any thread in the OT. What's it about again?
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  • Profile picture of the author pearsonbrown
    It's about making wild claims of conspiracy/theft etc based upon very little statistical evidence.

    In other words, it's an Al Gorey.

    Pearson
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  • Profile picture of the author jasonl70
    I was a data anaylst for the US Air Force trained in statistical analysis.. I indirectly showed a scenerio where a lot of the CB complaints are statisticly impossible to attribute to randomness.

    Is it CB fraud? Seller fraud? CB bugs?

    who knows.. but it is something - and much larger and much more respected companies and people (with MUCH more to lose) have been caught with their hands in the till. Such a possiblity may be questionable, but can't be outright dismissed as a possibility.
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    • Profile picture of the author Trader54
      Originally Posted by jasonl70 View Post

      I was a data anaylst for the US Air Force trained in statistical analysis.. I indirectly showed a scenerio where a lot of the CB complaints are statisticly impossible to attribute to randomness.
      But how much weight can one really give US Air Force analysis. Especially if it is similar to the US Navy ......


      A true story of a radio exchange that took place in October 1995 off the coast of
      Newfoundland between the American aircraft carrier Abraham Lincoln and Canadian
      authorities:

      Americans: "Please divert your course 15 degrees to the north to avoid a collision."

      Canadians: "Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to the south to avoid collision."

      Americans: "This is the captain of a U.S. Navy ship. I say again, divert your course!"

      Canadians: "No, I say again, you divert YOUR course."

      Americans: "This is the aircraft carrier USS Lincoln, the second-largest aircraft carrier in the Atlantic Fleet. We are accompanied by three destroyers, three cruisers and numerous support vessels.

      "I DEMAND that you change your course 15 degrees north, or counter measures will be undertaken to ensure the safety of this ship."

      Canadians: "This is a lighthouse. Your call."
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      • Profile picture of the author jasonl70
        LOL - I always liked that one!! Being an enlisted guy, you gotta like any joke slamming an officers arrogance

        but no one could ever really mistake a lighthouse for the nav lights of a ship


        Originally Posted by Trader54 View Post

        But how much weight can one really give US Air Force analysis. Especially if it is similar to the US Navy ......


        A true story of a radio exchange that took place in October 1995 off the coast of
        Newfoundland between the American aircraft carrier Abraham Lincoln and Canadian
        authorities:

        Americans: "Please divert your course 15 degrees to the north to avoid a collision."

        Canadians: "Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to the south to avoid collision."

        Americans: "This is the captain of a U.S. Navy ship. I say again, divert your course!"

        Canadians: "No, I say again, you divert YOUR course."

        Americans: "This is the aircraft carrier USS Lincoln, the second-largest aircraft carrier in the Atlantic Fleet. We are accompanied by three destroyers, three cruisers and numerous support vessels.

        "I DEMAND that you change your course 15 degrees north, or counter measures will be undertaken to ensure the safety of this ship."

        Canadians: "This is a lighthouse. Your call."
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        • Profile picture of the author Trader54
          Originally Posted by jasonl70 View Post

          LOL - I always liked that one!! Being an enlisted guy, you gotta like any joke slamming an officers arrogance

          but no one could ever really mistake a lighthouse for the nav lights of a ship
          I'm glad you took in the context it was meant.

          Back in the 70's I worked for a company here in Canada
          that hired no one but ex-US Marines other then myself
          and one other person. The majority of these marines
          served in Viet Nam. I must say working with them it
          ranked as one of the most interesting jobs I have ever had.
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          • Profile picture of the author jasonl70
            Originally Posted by Trader54 View Post

            I'm glad you took in the context it was meant.

            Back in the 70's I worked for a company here in Canada
            that hired no one but ex-US Marines other then myself
            and one other person. The majority of these marines
            served in Viet Nam. I must say working with them it
            ranked as one of the most interesting jobs I have ever had.
            the craziest guys I ever had the pleasure to meet - Royal Marines when I was stationed at RAF Mildenhall in England

            sorry for taking this way off topic!
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  • Profile picture of the author Martin Avis
    The problem Jason, is that accusing ClickBank - or any other person or company - of fraud when the 'evidence' is circumstantial at best, inconclusive and not universally witnessed is tantamount to libel.

    I'm not suggesting that you have been libelous, but many people's posts could be interpreted that way.

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  • Profile picture of the author Michael Motley
    is there a report offered through a wso on this yet?
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  • Profile picture of the author Mangozoom
    Everyone is missing the obvious here.

    I am of course talking about contact lenses. People move on and either get laser treatment of contact lenses.

    We just have to live with this awful truth



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    • Profile picture of the author AgentG
      Originally Posted by Mangozoom View Post

      Everyone is missing the obvious here.

      I am of course talking about contact lenses. People move on and either get laser treatment of contact lenses.

      We just have to live with this awful truth



      John
      Yeah, that seems to be the real problem.
      The contact lenses distort the numbers.
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  • Profile picture of the author Angela V. Edwards
    The real problem is, you've got way too many people walking past your window. Move to a rural area. Problem solved.
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  • Profile picture of the author Craig McPherson
    WTF is this?

    I read about 10 replies and couldn't get the point.
    Is it a full moon on Friday 13th?
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  • Profile picture of the author garyv
    Everything was going great in front of my house until my Aunt came over. She refused to put on a pair of glasses because she has an infected eye. Sometimes a bad Aunt eye virus will slow you down..... wah wah wahhhhhh I know bad.
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    • Profile picture of the author Angela V. Edwards
      Originally Posted by garyv View Post

      Everything was going great in front of my house until my Aunt came over. She refused to put on a pair of glasses because she has an infected eye. Sometimes a bad Aunt eye virus will slow you down..... wah wah wahhhhhh I know bad.
      Well, if it makes you feel any better, I just took out my contacts and put my glasses on. The contacts were getting lint under them and were bugging me, so I put my glasses on.
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  • Profile picture of the author pearsonbrown
    If you're trying to draw conclusions from a biased data sample, then the result is likely to be EYEWASH.
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  • Profile picture of the author jlandells
    Roger,

    That was probably one of the most insightful posts that I've read on the WF!

    I'm sure some of you never thought about it this deeply and simply saw the opportunity to have a laugh and indulge in some wordplay and laughter
    I was one of those (hey, I wear glasses - why wouldn't I be???) nut I hadn't considered the great point that you raised of how other people might feel about this thread.

    I sincerely hope that anyone reading any of my comments has taken them in the spirit in which I typed them and has not taken offence. If anyone was at all offended by my comments, I apologize.

    Not having experienced (or perhaps noticed?) the potential Clickbank issues myself, this wasn't something that really concerned me, but as you rightly point out, I would be extremely upset if I found out that a company such as Clickbank WAS involved in "diverting" some of my income!

    Thanks Roger, for making us think!

    Kind regards,
    -John.
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  • Profile picture of the author Barbara Wilson
    I have to admit - I was enjoying the humor of this thread. Pearson's posts were particularly enjoyable with his play on words!

    However Roger, your post made me stop and think. I was about to add my own humorous "tidbit". But now............well, I think not.

    Thank you for your very thoughtfull post.
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  • Profile picture of the author garyv
    I don't think that adding humor to a thread, that was started with humor, proves anything other than you don't have to take yourself always so seriously.

    One other thing I'd like to point out. I don't know wether or not there's a huge conspiracy going on, but ClickBank is by far and away the largest affiliate marketing service for digital products. So it only makes sense that there will be by far and away more complaints about clickbank.

    So if there are 100,000 people selling products for Clickbank and 1% of those people come to the forums because they are having problems, - that's 1,000 people coming to the forums complaining. That has the appearance of a grand conspiracy, when in fact clickbank may be operating better than anyone out there.

    More complaints does not always mean a sign of a conspiracy (or smoke) it could just be a sign of more business.
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  • Profile picture of the author artwebster
    Here are some stats on people walking past my house wearing glasses

    Sunday: 2
    Monday: 1
    Tuesday: 2


    Hardly statistically significant would you say? I'm guessing that you live in a cul de sac and, judging from the responses (yes, I read them all) so does everybody else with the possible exception of a few of them.

    It's hardly surprising that you think there weren't any passers by for the last two days because most people who have been doing a stultifyingly boring task, like counting people wearing glasses, tend to get extremely tired after 72 hours.

    There is obviously something else going on here that you are not disclosing - your neighbourhood doesn't have an open season on wearers of glasses, does it?
    Heard any loud bangs lately?
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    LOL You never cease to amaze me Harvey!!!

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  • Profile picture of the author Arted4Life
    The math has lied!!!!!!!!!! NOOOO!
    Haha.
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  • Profile picture of the author Paul Hancox
    Harvey, I am sending along some nice gentlemen in sparklingly white overalls...

    ... please don't resist them.
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  • Profile picture of the author Alice Seba
    I wear glasses. Will this affect my results?
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  • Profile picture of the author Sam_Jones
    Just as Michael Mayo wrote, you are probably not living close to clickbank. LOL.
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