Sexual Relations and Internet Marketeering!

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You know, it just occurred to me that sexual relations and internet marketeering is a lot alike! Think about this here for a minute. Folks keep sayin that they like workin from the hacienda because they don't have to get dressed! Well, who gets dressed to have relations?

If you feel downright pervy you can have sexual relations with a lot of people all at the same time. Everbody puts all their parts together and work for the common cause. We call that there a mastermind group!

If you is a women folks and you was wantin to make money havin sexualy relations you might hire yourself a pimp. We call that there affiliate marketing!

You know, even becomin successful in internet marketeering is a lot like relations. Think about this...

If you was a fellar and you had a beautiful woman folk walk into the room buck nekkid would you be able to focus on her (if you ain't into women folks then substitute whatever you IS into, men, old folks, roosters, whatever)? Of course you would be able to focus! Same thang with marketeering, you have to focus from the start!

Now, if you was focusing on that nekkid woman (man, old folk, rooster, whatever) and that is all that you was to do, would that be satisfyin to you or them? Of course it wouldn't! You would have to take action! Ain't that what you also have to do to become successful online?

Are you still with me on this? Okay, so, if you made it this far and you was right in the middle of doin what comes natural, would you just quit right in the middle of it and start somethin else? Not unless you was nuttier than a fruitcake, you wouldn't! YOU WOULD FINISH WHAT YOU STARTED! That is also what you have to do in the world of IM!

And after it was all said and done and you had yourself a really good time wouldn't you want to do it again some time? Well, that is what you do to once you become successful... you do it again and again once you get it right the first time!

So if you is wantin to become successful online then all you gots to do is think about sex. It works every dadgum time!

One last thang... all you single folks has gots to get out of internet marketeering cause you can't do that unless you is hitched first!
#internet #marketeering #relations #sexual
  • Profile picture of the author Gec
    Darn I likes how you writes
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  • Profile picture of the author Greg McKenzie
    So if you is wantin to become successful online then all you gots to do is think about sex. It works every dadgum time!
    This post made me chuckle...

    I should be the most successful person online because I think about sex all the time!
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  • Profile picture of the author Online Guru
    nice writing
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    • Maybe in our next lesson we can be talkin about doin internet marketeering while in the PROCESS of havin relations! Tain't nothin like learnin to multi-task!
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  • Profile picture of the author sovereignn
    For some reason I tried reading the article out loud.... LOL It did not go well at all

    Good post though and definitely something a lot of the newer people in internet marketing need to realize
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    • Profile picture of the author cashp0wer
      I tried to read it out loud too and laughed at myself. I did enjoy your post though and you've got some interesting points there.
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  • Profile picture of the author Kal Sallam
    I need some of that stuff your on
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    • Originally Posted by Kal Sallam View Post

      I need some of that stuff your on
      Well, you do be knowin that 'shine ain't altogether legal, don't you?
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  • Profile picture of the author LilBlackDress
    Thad,

    You itchin to share cus you cited over what you been readin lately?

    I is thinkin you got your nose in that thar 50 Shades O Grey an thats why youse so focused on this here matter.

    I is thinkin you spendin to much time in the red room.
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    • I is thinkin you got your nose in that thar 50 Shades O Grey
      Well, with what I got my nose in, I ain't just been seein 50 shades of grey... I been seeing polkie dotted elephants and blue striped armadillars!

      You know what? I just LOVE your name "lilblackdress" and I thank I am gonna rename myself in your honor! My new name is gonna be BigGreenOverhauls... or maybe LargeBlueDrawers! I'm just a pullin your leg cause you DO have a mighty purty name! If I was to ask you where you come up with that name you probably wouldn't tell me, would you?
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  • Profile picture of the author eugenedm
    Oh boy! Sex and internet marketing? Never thought of that before. Anyway, I like your post.
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  • Profile picture of the author keebeng90
    Damn! That's a funny yet mind-blowing way to relate internet marketing and sexual relations! Thanks for sharing!
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  • Profile picture of the author DianaHeuser
    Oh my Thad,

    I just love your sense of humour, and the lesson that it delivers every single time.

    Just one thing, I am single. And I plan on remaining single, unless of course you are really awesome, then I might reconsider

    Di
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    • Originally Posted by DianaHeuser View Post

      Oh my Thad,

      I just love your sense of humour, and the lesson that it delivers every single time.

      Just one thing, I am single. And I plan on remaining single, unless of course you are really awesome, then I might reconsider

      Di
      Well, I don't get over to South Africa very much but I HAS wanted to try a dash of lion perspiration in a batch of my arthritis elixr! I might make it on over there one day and then we can do some experimental tabacky swappin to see how compatible we is in the tabacky department!

      Just to get your mouth a waterin let me give you a little idea of what a romantic evenin with Thad would be like in South Africa...

      We'd be sittin on a hill, holdin hands and watchin the Wildebeests matin in the valley below. You'd turn to me and softly say, "Thaddaeus (you'd say that cause that's my name) I just want you know that I don't think I can resist you much longer!" I would look at you and say, "Well Di, whatcha got on your dadgum mind?" "Oh Thaddaeus! I think I want to get into your britches!" So I take off my britches, give them to you and you put them on. You would see that they was too big for you so you would give them back to me! But see, here is the juicy part... I wouldn't put them pants back on. I would just keep sittin there in my long johns temptin you with my nekkidness! Ain't been a gal yet who could resist ole Thad when he is sittin round in his long johns!!!

      I think I had best stop there but if that don't set your mouth to waterin, you had best be checkin your pulse!
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      • Profile picture of the author Steve B
        Thad, seek counseling.
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  • Profile picture of the author contentwriting360
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    Thad,

    That was really hilarious yet an entertaining and educational article. You got a good sense of creativity!
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  • Profile picture of the author Tasleem Khan
    LOL wel written post.
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  • Profile picture of the author Dan J
    This is...certainly...different, but funny
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  • Profile picture of the author Elizabeth Fee
    Originally Posted by Thaddaeus T. Hogg View Post

    Are you still with me on this? Okay, so, if you made it this far and you was right in the middle of doin what comes natural, would you just quit right in the middle of it and start somethin else? Not unless you was nuttier than a fruitcake, you wouldn't! YOU WOULD FINISH WHAT YOU STARTED! That is also what you have to do in the world of IM!
    Now that right there is the ultimate key to success... both in bed and marketing.
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  • Profile picture of the author therichb
    Hehe, nice sharing of thoughts mate...

    But if you think right about work (IM) how can one think about S*X....

    Thats totally a different thing & it needs a change of mind. I mostly feel they are not exactly related as said above but a certain connection is there thats why lots of people of IMs are discussing it so deeply
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  • Profile picture of the author Rose Anderson
    Originally Posted by Thaddaeus T. Hogg View Post

    Are you still with me on this? Okay, so, if you made it this far and you was right in the middle of doin what comes natural, would you just quit right in the middle of it and start somethin else? Not unless you was nuttier than a fruitcake, you wouldn't! YOU WOULD FINISH WHAT YOU STARTED! That is also what you have to do in the world of IM!
    Another point, if I may be so bold, Thad:

    Would you rush through it the way many people write products and articles -- or would you try to offer your ..uh..."reader" some entertainment value as well? Hoping they will enjoy your "product" so much that they'll come back for more.

    Rose
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    • A Rose by any other dadgum name is still a Rose Anderson!

      Would you rush through it the way many people write products and articles
      Well YEAH... duh!

      BTW Rose, that was a very good point! I'm proud of ya!
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  • Profile picture of the author wally247
    Terrific.

    I hear Uncle Jesse when I read your typing
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    • Originally Posted by wally247 View Post

      Terrific.

      I hear Uncle Jesse when I read your typing
      He been peepin in your window too? Good ole Uncle Jessie Tackbottom. He gets high on the shine and goes around peepin in people's windows while he is singin that "I Love You" song by Barney the purple dinosaur! That was probably what you heard!

      Don't you be worryin though cause he ain't harmful!
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  • Profile picture of the author Rod Cortez
    Ahhh, Thad's wisdom comes out best when he's hitting the moonshine!

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  • Profile picture of the author seobro
    Being an AFF is like being a pimp.

    Yeah, especially if your niche is the dating scene. Like your prey, I mean consumers, are gross guys. Basically, those that cannot get dates in the real world and go into cyber space. Sad sense detects nerdy web pages. Those have a lot of ads for dating asian women.
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