If you feel downright pervy you can have sexual relations with a lot of people all at the same time. Everbody puts all their parts together and work for the common cause. We call that there a mastermind group!
If you is a women folks and you was wantin to make money havin sexualy relations you might hire yourself a pimp. We call that there affiliate marketing!
You know, even becomin successful in internet marketeering is a lot like relations. Think about this...
If you was a fellar and you had a beautiful woman folk walk into the room buck nekkid would you be able to focus on her (if you ain't into women folks then substitute whatever you IS into, men, old folks, roosters, whatever)? Of course you would be able to focus! Same thang with marketeering, you have to focus from the start!
Now, if you was focusing on that nekkid woman (man, old folk, rooster, whatever) and that is all that you was to do, would that be satisfyin to you or them? Of course it wouldn't! You would have to take action! Ain't that what you also have to do to become successful online?
Are you still with me on this? Okay, so, if you made it this far and you was right in the middle of doin what comes natural, would you just quit right in the middle of it and start somethin else? Not unless you was nuttier than a fruitcake, you wouldn't! YOU WOULD FINISH WHAT YOU STARTED! That is also what you have to do in the world of IM!
And after it was all said and done and you had yourself a really good time wouldn't you want to do it again some time? Well, that is what you do to once you become successful... you do it again and again once you get it right the first time!
So if you is wantin to become successful online then all you gots to do is think about sex. It works every dadgum time!
One last thang... all you single folks has gots to get out of internet marketeering cause you can't do that unless you is hitched first!